Section 250 Kryptonite Teacher
Long Cheng followed Jasmine, walking among the crowds.
He was like entering a monster world, and all kinds of strangely dressed people dangled in front of him.
A three-person-tall purple mechanical spider clicked past his eyes, and the spider's body revealed a woman's head, but it was just ...... The purple hair that hung down like a waterfall, Dragon City felt like purple seaweed. The mechanical spider played some strange music, and the woman followed the rhythm of the music, shaking the purple seaweed from time to time.
It's kind of weird.
Jasmine's eyes lit up: "Ah, Hesaiakos Spider-Man! Wow, this gear is so realistic, it's definitely not cheap! β
As soon as the purple seaweed spider passed, a cloud of black sludge wriggled in front of Dragon City.
On closer inspection, Longcheng is a crawling machine with a multi-legged structure, and the main body of the machine will have rhythmic ups and downs, giving people the illusion of creeping and crawling. There was a black gelatinous substance dragging around the machine, which looked disgusting, but it actually had a bit of a fragrance.
It's also weird.
Jasmine utterly screamed: "Wow wow! Hell Mireass! Like! This outfit can be made! Nothing short of genius! β
A beautiful blonde woman walked past them, dressed in a white gold-trimmed priestly robe and holding a golden scepter, but her full breasts had extremely exaggerated curves.
Long Cheng nodded secretly, this is not strange, it is normal.
However, if you can replace the golden scepter with a heavy Gatling laser cannon, it will obviously be more majestic and more intimidating.
The blonde woman squeezed her eyes at Jasmine.
Jasmine was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but spit out the fragrance: "! This TMD is outrageous! β
She looked down at her breasts, her face full of disbelief and unwillingness: "It's actually bigger than Jasmine's...... If you see the knife, how sad it will be! β
On a distant planet, the knife that was tasting delicious food suddenly had a faint cramping pain in his chest.
She touched her breast, and suddenly she lost her appetite.
Dragon City is like being in a bizarre world, surrounded by strange people. All kinds of mechanical devices have bells and whistles, but they have no practical significance at all, no, there is no practicality, and even ploughing and loosening the soil cannot be done.
It's weird everywhere.
Dragon City doesn't like places like this.
It's not that the people here are weird, it's that there are too many people. If someone launches a sneak attack, it is difficult to guard against. Dragon City is very sensitive to safe distance, but ...... Now there were people all around, in front of him, on the left and right, and within ten meters of him, there were six people at the time, and there were twenty-five people at the time.
This made him very uncomfortable.
And...... Sometimes certain habits are really ingrained.
Jasmine noticed the small movements that appeared in Long Cheng from time to time, and couldn't help it: "Teacher, why do you always touch your pockets?" β
Long Cheng's face was expressionless: "I'm looking for high-explosive thunder." β
Jasmine was inexplicable, and her eyes widened: "High explosive thunder? β
Long Cheng was expressionless: "Oh, there are a lot of people, I really want to blow it up." β
A pedestrian beside the two of them couldn't help but burst out laughing when he heard this, and the more he laughed, the happier he became: "Hahahaha, brother, your joke is so cold hahaha!" It's so funny! Fry it hahahaha! With so many people, it must be spectacular to blow up! Hey, why don't you laugh? β
Jasmine pouted, "yes, that's funny." β
Funny? Hmph, naΓ―ve! Naive! Stupidity!
The teacher has fried more fish than her, and she still feels distressed about frying fish.
Fortunately, entering the planet requires a security check, and weapons are not allowed, otherwise a good comic exhibition will turn into a corpse mountain and a sea of blood, and a hell Shura field.
The man put away his smile and felt bored: "You don't look funny at all like this." β
He stretched out his hand: "My name is Hank, and the person I like is the killing doctor in "Psycho Talk". β
Jasmine stretched out her hand and shook it: "My name is Jasmine, and my favorite is the little rabbit in Princess Lily." This is my teacher next to him, don't pay attention to him, he's not from our circle. β
Hank was a little surprised: "Teacher? Is this his nickname? β
Jasmine thought of the little brother who was driving and said that the teacher was younger than her, and her heart was filled with nothing: "Yes, his nickname is Teacher." Cool or not cool? β
Hank became interested, looked up and down at Dragon City, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Why don't you let him cosplay the kryptonite teacher in "Heroes of Light"?" β
"Lightspeed Heroes" is a very famous movie about a teenager who delivers food every day and accidentally gets an old piggy bank. The piggy bank is a cartoon character with a crossed waist and a grinning face, and the cracked mouth is the coin slot.
The boy found a coin and threw it into the piggy bank. That night he had a dream in which a cold child appeared, who called himself Kryptonite Teacher and uttered his famous words
- Only krypton can become stronger!
Since then, the boy has given all his money to Krypton-sensei, and he has become stronger and stronger, especially speed, like light. Then, with the speed of light, the delivery efficiency greatly increased and he made a fortune, became a gold medal delivery man, and saved the world by the way.
The krypton teacher in the movie has a cold face and a warm heart, and the devil and angels coexist, and is deeply loved by everyone.
Jasmine was stunned for a moment, then circled around Dragon City and touched her chin: "Hey, it's really like it!" β
Hank was even more excited: "Absolutely! I can guarantee that as long as you put on the clothes of the Krypton Gold Teacher, put on the white mask, and put on the blood pupils, you will be absolutely perfectly restored! β
One of the Kryptonite sensei's signature features is a white mask that obscures one-third of his face, and the other is red eyes.
Jasmine suddenly thought of something, her eyes lit up, she snapped her fingers, and a light curtain popped up in front of her, and the light curtain played a video.
Inside is a classic moment of "Heroes at the Speed of Light", a kryptonite teacher in a black tuxedo throws out a handful of gold coins, and suddenly turns into countless afterimages. The gold coins disappeared from the sky, and the figure of the krypton teacher reappeared, as if he was not moving, he bowed elegantly, stretched out his palm, and more than a dozen gold coins in his palm were neatly stacked.
Jasmine looked anxious: "Teacher, can you do it?" β
She had seen with her own eyes that the teacher could use the afterimage.
Long Cheng nodded: "Yes." β
Jasmine's pupils dilated instantly, and her breathing became rapid: "Really? Are you sure? "591 net
Jasmine was so excited, Long Cheng understood a little: "Do you want to learn?" β
Originally...... Has Jasmine been looking forward to class?
Jasmine's expression froze instantly, and after a while, she forced a smile and said, "No, no, no, the teacher will, the teacher will." β
She turned her face and asked Hank, "Where can I rent clothes here?" β
Hank excitedly said, "I know! I'll take you there! β
Twenty minutes later, in a small shop that rents and sells costumes and props.
Long Cheng looked at himself in the mirror, a little strange.
The white mask obscures almost half of the face, and on the mask under the left eye, three red blood moles are unusually striking, and the dark red eyes are deep and dangerous. A black tuxedo, as if coming from the night and the void.
Hank held his head in his hands and kept exclaiming, "Oh my God! Exactly the same! IT'S THE MOST COSPLAY I'VE EVER SEEN! β
The boss couldn't help but admire: "It's really too similar, especially the temperament!" That cold smell! β
Jasmine's eyes are full of stars, as if she admires her most perfect masterpiece.
Wait, what's missing?
She muttered a few words to the boss, and after a while, she had something more in her hand, and she handed it to Long Cheng: "Teacher, there is this!" β
Fifteen prop gold coins, golden and bright.
Long Cheng, who took the prop gold coin, weighed it lightly, and suddenly thought of the video just now.
With a slight wave of his palm, the prop gold coins sprinkled into the sky, and Long Cheng suddenly exploded into afterimages, and the afterimages disappeared, Long Cheng bowed slightly stiffly, stretched out his palm, and fifteen prop gold coins were neatly stacked in a stack.
The store was silent.
Hank's mouth was wide open and he didn't make any sound.
The boss's eyes widened, and he was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
Jasmine, who was stunned, suddenly came back to her senses, pulled up Dragon City and ran out.
Long Cheng was dragged by Jasmine, and he was confused.
There were constant shouts of surprise along the way.
"Wow! Kryptonite Teacher! β
"Kryptonite teacher, yes, it seems!"
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Coming to a slightly larger place with a lot of traffic, Jasmine finally stopped.
Jasmine snapped her fingers, and a huge curtain of light appeared behind Dragon City.
Two lines of words were written on the light curtain.
"Don't give up! Juvenile! β
"Only krypton can become stronger!"
Next to him is the krypton gold teacher, who stretches out his palm expressionlessly, and the palm of his hand is a collection code.
A large number of passers-by immediately gathered around, some were videotaping, and some were amazed.
"It really looks like that! The most similar Krypton teacher I've ever seen! β
"So handsome!"
"Krypton-sensei, I love you!"
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Through the red contact lenses, all the people in Longcheng's field of vision were dyed with a layer of blood. He remembered the rainy night when he escaped from the training camp, covered in blood and corpses, and something was agitating in his body.
His hands and feet were cold, and the voices of the crowd around him were muffled, as if they were coming from far away.
"Teacher! Teacher! β
Long Cheng woke up suddenly and came back to his senses.
Jasmine, who bowed at 90 degrees, raised her face, and her cute apple face was full of flattery: "Teacher, let's do it again with that hand just now." β
The restless killing intent in Long Cheng's body calmed down instantly, and his cold hands and feet gradually regained their warmth.
Returning to the warm world, Long Cheng looked at Jasmine, and after the dark red contact lenses, his cold gaze also warmed a little.
"How do you divide the money?"
At the entrance of the Liangmin Waste Disposal Station, a speeding car stopped, and a man walked down from it.
The man wore sunglasses, a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, and a red silk scarf around his neck fluttering in the wind, wanton and arrogant.
He took a deep breath, his face full of intoxication, ah, this familiar smell......
The owner of the Liangmin scrap yard noticed the strange man at the door, and his face was full of vigilance: "Who are you looking for?" β
The man came back to his senses, turned his face to look at the boss, and asked casually, "Are you the owner of this waste disposal station?" β
The boss was even more vigilant: "I am." β
The man smiled harmlessly: "Fortunately, I will be lucky!" That one...... Boss, are you looking for a short-term job? β