Extra: Balala Little Demon Fairy and Dancing Goddess
Nothing to do with the main plot, Bo Jun is happy, and the new volume will be released tomorrow. The following text:
"Chenghan International Primary School......" He Xie looked at the surrounding environment with some blankness, "This is the so-called upper realm?" โ
He was now standing in the playground of an elementary school, and his sudden appearance immediately attracted the attention of a group of children playing on the playground.
"Look at that man, it's so strange!"
"He's not a teacher at school, isn't it a place where adults from outside aren't allowed to come in?"
"Isn't it a bad guy who steals children?"
"Huh? Badass stealing children! It's scary! โ
"Tell the teacher!"
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He Xie heard the whispers of these children as if no one was around, turned his head to look at them expressionlessly, turned around and walked out the door.
The first thing to do is to figure out what kind of world this is, he is not in the mood to deal with a group of bear children here.
"Not good! The bad guys are going to run! โ
"He must have done something bad, what should he do?"
"Can't let him go!"
"Nervous children have a lot of fun." The corners of He Xie's mouth twitched, and he didn't bother to pay attention to them.
"Maggie! Miyuki! There are bad guys! โ
There was a little fat man screaming.
"What? Where are the bad guys? โ
As soon as the little fat man's voice fell, the two little girls ran out, the two looked very similar, they looked like sisters, and with them came out, there was another older girl.
"Sister Lan, you're here too!" The little fat man shouted excitedly, and pointed at He Xie's side, "The bad guy is there, stop him quickly!" โ
The three girls looked over here, and immediately shouted at the same time: "Stop!" โ
He ignored the evil theory and continued to move forward.
Seeing this, Sister Lan, who was called Little Blue, suddenly took out a bells and whistles stick from his pocket, pointed at He Xie, and shouted: "Balala energy, Tarana, stop!" โ
Shout!
A wave of light shot straight towards He Xie at an extremely fast speed.
What the heck?
He Xie's eyes widened, and he turned around and pointed out an invisible sword qi, which instantly extinguished this light wave.
He felt a little tingling in his scalp, and turned around in disbelief, looking up and down at the three girls not far away with their mouths open in unison in an O shape, could they be legends......
it?
"Not good! He knows black magic and is really a bad guy! Xiaolan was the first to react, and her face changed dramatically and she screamed.
"No, stop!" He Xie stretched out his hand, wanting to explain.
But his action made the three girls jump like frightened rabbits.
"Can't let him hold us down, Miki Miyuki!" Xiaolan shouted, and the three girls jumped back in unison, jumping fifty centimeters away.
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He Xie's eyes widened again, so, what's the point of the three of you jumping this one?
In the next second, Meiqi Miyuki quickly took out two things from their schoolbags, one looked like a plastic toy flute, and the other looked like a plastic toy piano, like Xiaolan's stick, both with bells and whistles.
What is this for?
"Wait!" He hurriedly shouted, "I ......"
"Balala energy, Ukaraka, the little demon fairy's whole body changes, transforms!"
The three girls moved in unison, one hand pressed on a necklace that looked like plastic on their chests, and the other pointed to the upper right in unison, as if they were about to take off, and then shouted slogans in unison.
Or is it a spell?
"Damn, you'll wait for it to change!" He Xie is simply one head and two big.
He put his hand on his forehead and watched as the three little girls who were originally dressed as elementary school students began to levitate in mid-air in circles, stretching their arms while making all kinds of cute and cute movements, and then, they really transformed.
It's really changed.
That little blue, turning around, has an extra set of yellow battle skirts on her body, which looks like the material of PVC sewers, and her hair has become a yellow hair.
So why isn't she called Xiao Huang?
Maggie conjured into a pink dress that looked like she was wrapped in a wall cloth and her hair was pink.
Miyuki conjured into a blue battle skirt, which became a little more normal - traditional plastic.
It looked like they were joking, but He Xie could feel the huge amount of energy contained in the three of them.
"No, little girl......" He Xie tried to continue the communication.
"Who's the little girl!" Miyuki stepped forward and shouted, "We are Balala Little Demon Fairy!" โ
"Okay, Lapa Little Demon Fairy." He Xie nodded, "I ......"
"What a poop! You bad guy, dare to humiliate us! Maggie's eyes widened, "We want to represent justice and destroy you!" โ
"Damn, slip of the tongue!" He Xie waved his hand helplessly, "Your look is too thunderous......"
"How dare you say that?" Xiaolan stepped forward and pointed at He Xie, "You scoundrel, I'll let you have no return today!" โ
"Your sister!" He Xie was simply crazy, "You three are insane! โ
"Hmph, give you some color, see if you dare to scold!" Xiao Lan snorted coldly, took a step forward, first made an expansion and stretching movement, and then made a jumping movement, and finally turned three hundred and sixty degrees, pointed the stick in his hand at He Xie's body, and shouted in a coquettish voice: "Balala energy, Dorado, bubble magic!" โ
Airplanes!
A huge purple bubble flew towards Ho Evil.
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He Xie was expressionless, and pierced it with a finger.
"Wow, that's amazing!" The three girls shouted in unison, and their mouths opened into an O-shape again.
"Let's get on it!" Maggie shouted.
The three girls jumped forward in unison, jumping 30 centimeters high and 60 centimeters away.
Then the three of them kicked in unison, and then moved sideways, pointing the bells and whistles in their hands at He Xie, and shouted in unison: "Balala energy, Rabala ......"
"Pull the yarn, pull it!" He Xie couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and performed light skills and left, disappearing in front of everyone in the blink of an eye.
"Crazy! If I hide it, can't I hide if I can't afford to provoke it? โ
His slightly annoyed voice was faintly heard in the void.
"Huh, what about people?" Maggie wondered.
"Alas, it's a pity that he ran away!" Miyuki shook her head regretfully.
"The little demon fairy has saved us again, everyone cheers!" The fat dragon suddenly raised his arms and shouted.
Suddenly, the campus was filled with a joyful and peaceful atmosphere.
He Xie got out of school, walked around the city, found a computer and learned about the history of this world, and finally despaired.
It's a fusion world!
The key is that you can fuse a good one, and it is still a more thunderous one.
Why did I fly up, you let me see this?
Failure, what a failure!
The world can't stay, withdraw!
He Xie has already germinated his intentions, and he is resolute in retreating.
The world of children, he does not understand.
Just as he was about to leave, suddenly, four little girls fell from the sky and stopped in front of him.
"No......" He Xie covered his face in pain. Is the shattered void destined for such suffering? โ
"Hmph, there's news from the Demon Immortal Castle that there are bad guys, I think it's you, right!" A girl jumped out, crossed her waist with one hand, pointed at He Xie with the other, and puffed out her cheeks to make a vicious expression.
He Xie waved his hand weakly: "Report your name." โ
"You don't even know the famous dancing goddess!" The four of them shouted in unison.
God knows why they said so well......
"Hmph, then you can listen up!"
A girl wearing white short sleeves in denim hot pants stood up, suddenly jumped up, and said as she jumped: "Honey Heavenly Girl loves dazzling!" โ
Another little girl in green pants then jumped up: "Fasu Heavenly Maiden Moon Magneto!" โ
He Xie looked stupid, only to feel that the true qi in his body was running around, and there were faint signs of going mad.
"Hey, hey, hey, talk well, don't you skip the line?" His tone trembled.
No one paid any attention to him.
The third little girl also jumped up: "Latti Heavenly Maiden Bright Starlight!" โ
Then came the fourth: "Rui Shan Heavenly Maiden Snow Crystal Frost!" โ
Then the four girls turned in a circle, each posing in a cute pose, and shouted in unison: "Invincible!" โ
He Xie's eyes were glazed, and his legs were trembling.
It's also rhyming, you say it's annoying.
"Farewell!" He Xie clenched his fists hard, and he was about to leave!
"Hmph, want to go? It's not that easy! Look at me, honey you! Duomi Tiannu turned her fist and pointed at He Evil with pride.
The Fasu Celestial Maiden suddenly played a trick and pushed forward: "Come and greet the Fasu of the Moon!" โ
"Let Ratti give you glory again!" Latti Lady half-squatted down and made a salted egg superman pose.
"Finally, there is also the influence of Rui Shantian's love!" Rui Shantiannu staggered her legs and squatted slightly, making a gesture of love on her chest.
"Poof!" He Xie spurted out a mouthful of blood.
"I'll go first, you are free." He Xie turned around and ran.
"Chase!"
The four celestial maidens drank in unison and immediately chased after them.
To He Xie's helplessness and surprise, he couldn't run away.
These four girls can fly!
After running for hundreds of kilometers, the four girls were still in hot pursuit.
He Xie was also angry.
"Because you're little kids, I won't kill you!" He Xie stopped and shouted angrily, "Don't think that you are Lori and you are afraid of you!" What is the dancing goddess? It's a mess! I warn you, don't push too hard! โ
"Don't talk nonsense with him!"
"Dazzling Dance, Dance Goddess, Transform!" The four of them drank in unison and spun in the same pose.
"Againโcome on!" He Xie grabbed his hair frantically.
"Now, let's see who of us is great!" The transformed Fourth Brother Heavenly Maiden giggled in unison.
And then......
They jumped.
It is a dance between radio gymnastics and square dance, which contains reflections on postmodernism and an exploration of Martlacalf's formula.
As they danced, they shouted V587 names such as "Dazzling Sonic Wave", "Moonlight Mambo", "Seven Stars Aurora Flash", and "Snow Crystal Flash Hail".
He Xie: "โฎ()โญ"
They danced for a full minute, and finally shouted "Shining!" in unison. โ
Qi Qi shot four light waves at He Xie.
Rumble!
He Xie smashed his fist and shouted frantically: "I can't stand it!" โ
This is a broken world, and he doesn't want to stay for a second!
"Huh? So powerful! The four girls lost their faces, looked at each other in unison, and their eyes were firm: "It seems that I can only go to the heavenly stage, and I will influence him with love!" โ
"Hmm!" The four of them nodded in unison.
Day stage?
What the hell?
"Moonlight Dance, Sky Stage, Open!" The four girls jumped and shouted in unison, and the next moment, He Xie only felt that the scene changed, and suddenly came to a place similar to a children's paradise.
"No, no, no, don't jump!" He Xie's eyes widened in horror and hurriedly waved his hand and begged, "Anything can be discussed, don't dance, don't ......"
But, it's already too late.
With the sound of cheerful music. The four celestial maidens began to bounce, pouting at He Xie as they jumped, clenching small fists, blinking their eyes, or twisting their butts.
In short, it's all kinds of selling cuteness.
He Xie was stunned.
Then they sang.
"Ha, we are, the Dance Lady Clan! Na, na, na! Never retreat in the face of evil forces, na, na, na, na, ......"
"Poof!" He Xie spurted out a mouthful of blood, and sat on the ground with a "poof", his face bloodless.
"Why do you want to do that?" He muttered, his eyes full of pathos, "Why do you dance when you don't agree with each other?" โ
"What am I doing wrong? Why? Why should I endure this? โ
He swore that if he had known that this was the outcome, he would never choose to shatter the void in this world.
In this world, he doesn't even want to stay for a minute, a second, even a moment!
He swore he would never ......
Never......
No......
Well?
After five minutes, Ho Evil: (oยฐฯยฐO)
On the stage, the Fasu Heavenly Maiden dressed in green was jumping and singing happily: "Wan, rabbit, Sirui, enough!" Happy and happy every breath, let the good mood never expire......"
Well~~~~
He Xie put his hands on his cheeks: (^^โ
It's still kind of interesting.
Or......
After reading and leaving?
Ten years later.
He Xie rushed to a garden villa from outside the sky, and before he could enter the door, he shouted: "Green woman! Green Woman! Uncle He has come to see you! โ
Squeak.
The door opened, and the Fasu Heavenly Maiden jumped out, crossed her hands on her waist, and pouted: "Stinky uncle, don't call people green women, it's ugly!" โ
Milk is fierce, milk is fierce.
"Hehe, Green Lady, what kind of dance did you bring to Uncle He today?" He Xie asked softly with a kind face.
"Humph!" Fasu Tiannu raised her chin arrogantly, "Stinky uncle, you are not only stinky now, but also a little clown, so I don't want to dance for you." โ
"Hey, you little bunny!" He Xie stared deliberately.
"You ......" Fasu Tiannu's eyes widened, her eyes were misty, "You dare to say that people are little rabbits." โ
"Hmm~~~" She twisted her little body and coquettishly, "People are obviously cute little bunnies, little bunnies!" โ
She puffed out her cheeks and widened her eyes, clenched her small fists on the top of her head as ears, and shook her head at He Xie with a smile: "Little Bunny, Little Bunny!" โ
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It's been 10 years!
Heyevil has been waiting for ten years!
Do you know how he spent the last ten years?
Did you know!
He Xie suddenly hated this world, why did the little goddess eternal-far-long-not-big!
Why?
Why does this broken world have the anti-human, anti-social, anti-moral, and anti-civilization setting that the Celestial Maiden will never grow?
Such a cute Lori!
But a pair of A's, I can't afford it......
It's too hard for me.
It's so hard for me!
O God!