Volume 5: Academy Tournament Chapter 084 System Loopholes, Win Without a Fight
"Haha," Lu Fang covered her mouth and pointed at Qin Hao with a smile, "It must be Xiao Qinzi, you still need to ask." ”
Qin Hao turned his head to look at Lu Fang, "Didn't you say that this is the most delicious?" ”
"Humph! That's when I was hungry. Otherwise, who will eat it," Lu Fang sat on the seat, holding chopsticks and picking up a piece of braised pork to eat, shaking his feet and humming a little song.
"What do you say? Say it again," Zhou Min walked up to Lu Fang with a smile and stretched out his hand to pinch his round face.
"Oops, it hurts," Lu Fang looked at Zhou Min in annoyance, "What are you doing!" ”
"Well, aren't you quitting?" Zhou Min stared at Lu Fang on his face, "Then why do you still eat Dongpo dried meat?" ”
"Cut, big silly girl, you still take it seriously," Lu Fang stretched out his left hand and touched his red cheeks, humming in his mouth, "Telling you not to eat it means that the fish in West Lake will not be eaten, and you will eat something else." ”
"Huh? Call you quibble! Zhou Min turned over the half-eaten West Lake vinegar fish in the porcelain plate with chopsticks, with anger on his face, "Eat it, why do you have to buckle it and pretend to be a child?" ”
"Sister Min, I was wrong, I ate it." Qin Hao put down his chopsticks with a red face, lowered his head and whispered.
"See, big fool, Xiao Qinzi doesn't admit it now?" Lu Fang pulled the rice and raised his head, with a cunning look on his face.
"You mean you didn't eat it, did you??" Zhou Min turned his head with a smiling smile on his face, stared at Lu Fang, and stretched out his hand.
"Hey, I didn't eat it, I didn't eat it, don't come here.... Woo," Lu Fang responded with a smile, holding the bowl, chewing on the small fried meat in her mouth, her body dodging and trying to dodge Zhou Min's iron claws, and the last one was not careful, and her cheeks were grabbed by Zhou Min, "Let go, big silly girl, ouch, it hurts, it hurts," Lu Fang said vaguely with rice in his mouth.
"Still don't admit it?" Zhou Min had a smile on his face, and his hand secretly exerted force, "Big silly girl, woo... Sister.. Sister, I admit it, woo. ”
"Are you the one who stole the food?" Zhou Min smiled happily when he saw Lu Fang with a smile on his face and tears in his eyes.
"Uh-huh, woo," Lu Fang swallowed the fried meat, "You let go, isn't it just a fish?" You're going to kill someone, it hurts, woo. Seeing that Zhou Min's hands were showing signs of loosening, he hurriedly pulled out his cheeks. Ran to Lin Namei's side and saw that the dish was a little far away, so she could only squat on the chair.
"Well, there is still preparation time for tomorrow and tonight, and you will participate in the intramural competition the day after tomorrow, right, how are you preparing", Zhou Min looked at Lu Fang in the distance and smiled, biting the head of his chopsticks and looking at Qin Hao and Lin Namei.
Lin Namei looked at Lu Fang, who was squatting on the chair next to her, and nodded at Qin Hao, looking at Zhou Min with a smile. "Yes, eldest sister, my third sister and I have gathered for counseling in our class, and we have made a qualitative leap in coordination. I also asked Qin Hao just now, the winning rate is around 89%, and we want to work hard to reach 95%. ”
"It's like this, Sister Min, the basis is about this winning rate, and then do a few sets of simulations to strive to adjust it to 95%", Qin Hao put down his chopsticks and said seriously.
"Huh? It's only 89% now, you have to work hard to 95%, you are really a salted fish," Zhou Min opened his mouth wide, stood up, and pointed at Qin Hao with his finger, "How is the winning rate enough to participate in the competition, if there is a strong team or a dark horse, you are not directly GG, no, time is pressing, the winning rate should be mentioned to 95% tonight and 99% tomorrow," Zhou Min held the bowl and picked up the rice vigorously, "Eat quickly and save time." ”
"Sister Min, this 99% is too difficult," Qin Hao complained in a low voice.
"Hurry up and eat, clean up in three minutes," Zhou Min looked at the time, speeding up the time, "There are still two minutes." ”
Qin Hao glanced at Zhou Min, remembered what happened when he was a child, wiped a handful of sweat, opened his mouth and ate hard, picked up the fried meat with Hangzhou pepper in front and poured it into the bowl.
"Xiao Qinzi, you also bully me, I love to eat fried pork the most..."Lu Fang, who was squaaning on the chair, pointed at Qin Hao with chopsticks and muttered.
"One minute left," Zhou Min shouted as he looked at the time.
Qin Hao stood up and poured Dongpo meat into the bowl and swallowed it with his mouth wide open.
"You still won't let me eat," Lu Fang said as he stood on the chair and stared wide-eyed.
"There are still 20 seconds, 15 seconds," Zhou Min kept shouting as he watched the time.
Qin Hao burped, threw the strawberry ice cream into his mouth, and pushed the papaya grape mousse towards Lin Namei.
Lin Namei looked at Qin Hao, who was chewing, asked with surprised eyes, and then dug the mousse with a spoon and ate it.
"8 seconds to go"
"Pineapple juice, pineapple juice!" Qin Hao muttered and reached out to grab the juice.
"Let it go! It's mine! Lu Fang grabbed the juice like lightning and held it in his arms, "You are all crazy, so don't leave me some." ”
"Well, it's time! Let's see what else? Zhou Min had a demonic smile on his face, "Now, it will take an extra hour of training to stay at the dinner table, come and take a look."
Rice, you have to train for an hour, West Lake vinegar fish, add another hour, stir-fried broccoli, add another hour, mushu melon slices add another hour, Dongpo meat?! Well, Zhou Min wiped the thick soup in the porcelain plate and put it in his mouth, add another hour, freshly squeezed pineapple juice, add another hour, how many hours? Yes, 6 hours... Strawberry ice cream, papaya grape mousse forget it" Zhou Min raised his glass to look at the light, the cup emitted a faint aroma and exuded a translucent light. "From now on, sleep is not allowed until you have practiced for six hours!" Zhou Min smiled, clenched his fist with his left hand, and shook it in front of everyone.
"Huh?! How can this be true," Lu Fang stood on the chair and protested loudly, "And you don't explain the rules to us, it's not fair." ”
"Hey, it turned out that you were the one who dragged back, then you tell me about a fair game", Zhou Min turned to Lu Fang's side, raised his hand and grabbed Lu Fang's round cheek, and gradually exerted force.
"I'm not convinced, you're confusing the concept," Lu Fang held her face, "And you're a threat of violence." ”
"Okay, you say it's a threat of violence, okay, how about you playing Star Wars with me? If you lose, you're going to have to keep practicing for six hours. Zhou Min let go of his hand and looked at Lu Fang with a smile.
"And what if you lose?" Lu Fang raised her head, the corners of her mouth slightly upturned.
"I lost? No, it won't. Zhou Min smiled and shook his head, "The probability of me losing is extremely low, at least you can't, so let's do it, if I lose, if I lose, I am willing to hand over the right to make rules." For example, you can sleep right away, I have to practice alone for six hours, and so on. ”
"Okay, then you lose, you can't bully me when you see me in the future, and you will call me eldest sister when you see me in the future," Lu Fang smiled happily, and after speaking, he set the rules with Zhou Min's fist.
"Wait," Qin Hao felt as if something was wrong, and interjected, "Think again." ”
"Go away! Xiao Qinzi, if you don't drink juice, we won't be so passive, hehe, this time I have the final say. Lu Fang pushed Qin Hao away and successfully boxed with Zhou Min.
"Haha, stupid girl," Zhou Min, who had succeeded in his scheme, smiled, "Who of you will come?" ”
"Huh? Isn't it us and you? A glimmer of light flashed in Qin Hao's mind.
"Did I tell you that I was going to play against your team? Since I haven't lost now, let's follow the rules I set. Zhou Min covered his mouth and laughed.
"You are cheating, this is not fair," Lu Fang blushed and pointed at Zhou Min with a finger, "I didn't expect that the eldest sister was so unreasonable, you evil woman." ”
"Hahaha, okay, then I'll let you this time, remember only this once," Zhou Min responded with a pretended anger and heartbroken look.
"Haha, just this time, look at how I beat you to pieces," Lu Fang didn't know what to think, and suddenly laughed.
Qin Hao and Lin Namei looked at each other and looked at the two of them blankly.
"Quick, little sister, and you little Qinzi. Gather the strength of the three of us to defeat her," Lu Fang pulled Lin Nami and Qin Hao's arms into the study.
"Oh? I'll clean up the dishes and chopsticks first, and you guys will start first," Zhou Min smiled evilly in the back.
"Hurry up, why hasn't the dead woman come yet, it's been half an hour, right?" Lu Fang sat on the simulator and complained quietly.
"yes, it's been twenty-six minutes," Lin Nami looked at the time and looked at the door.
"Could this dead woman be asleep?" Lu Fang dragged his head with both hands, crooked around.
"No, this kind of game, if one side does not come for 30 minutes, it will be judged as a forfeit." Qin Hao replied in a low voice.
"Twenty-eight minutes, Qin Hao, look where the eldest sister has run", Lin Namei whispered.
"Okay," Qin Hao ran out in response, and during the time that Qin Hao was looking for Zhou Min, the console sensor sensed that there was no operation for 30 seconds and the automatic logout screen.
"Oh, I see," Zhou Min took a sip from his teacup and came to the simulator. Open the start button at hand,
The system self-test is 10 seconds and 9 seconds.
"Why hasn't Qin Hao come back yet," Lin Namei looked at Lu Fang, "The system is locked, and Qin Hao's login code is needed." ”
"Qin Hao, where are you? Come back! Looking for Sister Min? The dead woman is back, come back quickly! Lu Fang put down Guang Xun and stared at Zhou Min angrily.
Zhou Min looked at the countdown of the self-test, smiled and made a winning pose at Lu Fang.
"Huhu", Qin Hao ran from a distance, sat next to the simulator, entered the login code, and the system began to restart. Enter the system for 10 seconds countdown to self-test, 9 seconds, 8 seconds, 7 seconds...
Lu Fang and Zhou Min confronted each other, and Lin Namei looked at the time anxiously.
1 second, 0 seconds.
Welcome to the StarBattleship Battle System. Your opponent is MIN, so choose the nearest opponent to complete the basic fleet.
Because you failed to select your opponent in time and complete the fleet creation within the allotted time, I regret to inform you that you have failed.
"Giggles," Zhou Min walked over with a smile, "How about it, I saw how powerful I am." ”
"I'll go, dead woman, do you still want to make a face?" Lu Fang stood up and gave Zhou Min a look of contempt.
"Yes, Sister Min, you're too unruly." Qin Hao blushed and whispered.
Zhou Min smiled with a teacup and didn't speak.
Lin Namei lowered her head and thought, "The eldest sister is right, although this behavior is despicable, but it is in line with the regulations of interstellar warfare." ”
"Nami still understands me, this is a loophole, but it does fully comply with the rules of Star Wars. Of course, no one will be stupid enough to be locked by the system after leaving the table during the official game, according to normal logic, the opponent will always build a base and cultivate a fleet during this time. This game is meant to be fun for you, and the purpose is to tell you not to underestimate the enemy until the end of the game. Zhou Min put down the teacup and stretched his waist, then play with you, "Hehe, I haven't abused vegetables for a long time." ”