"Son, who do you say you like?" The pattern looked in front of him, the long convoy blocked on the exchange, and then looked in the rearview mirror and asked.

"When did I say that?" Hua Guang stared at the window of a parked bus in the next lane.

"Didn't you say it not long after you got on the highway? Do you like your homeroom teacher? He still likes to see him angry. When he was a child, he often deliberately teased him, often making him cry, and the harmful Anne chased him out of the house with a mop.

"You're kidding! Who likes that old woman! I love being at the same table! You—" Sensing the gaffe, the flower's face turned red.

"Huh? Son, you always stare at the car next door, do you see a beautiful woman? Huawen noticed the abnormality of the light, dropped the window glass, stretched out his head, and greeted the beautiful woman by the window on the bus.

"Be careful, I'll tell you, Annie, do you want more?" The flower is thin-skinned and turns back to the face.

"You call your mother by her name! No big, no small! "I found that the girl was quite attractive.

"You, you'll have to wait until that helmet of the right size is worn on your head!" Hua Guang gestured and retorted.

"What? What helmet? Huawen asked in surprise.

"Hah! I really don't know what to call it... 100 pieces to remind you! Hua Guang stretched out his hand and said: "Of course, you don't need to be reminded and think for yourself, but I can't guarantee that with your 'cleverness', it will take you to think of it." ”

"I still need you to remind me? Your dad and I are top students in Daning Academy! The pattern said proudly: "Or... Tips? ”

“150！” Hanamitsu looked into his father's eyes.

"How... Why is it still rising? Good, 100! The pattern gave him a red banknote: "Say it! ”

"It's a color you really really don't like!" Spend the money in the pocket of the underwear, pat it, and replied.

"Colors I don't like? I don't like a lot of colors, blue? Purple? Black? "I can't think of a pattern, he was born in science, and his thinking is fundamentally about common sense of life or social norms, well, don't go around in circles!

"Alas... 100！ Hanamitsu sighed and stretched out her hand again.

"What the hell! 50...Not to mention pulling down, I can't hold back Lao Tzu! "Pattern bargaining.

"How did you live so big? It's common sense, right? Hua Guang reluctantly took the green banknote, shook it and said, "This color!" ”

"Isn't that a good color? It's money! As many as you want! The pattern grinned, and realized it later.

"Shh Hanamitsu put on headphones, closed her eyes, and lay down in the back seat pretending to be asleep.

"Stinky boy, what's wrong with 50 yuan? Is it less? How colorful it is! The pattern muttered.

"This color is quite bright, but you always think about it, you are really anxious to kill Liu Chuanzhi!" ’

The road ahead was finally cleared, and the accident vehicle was towed away from the highway by a tow truck, and the lane traffic was restored. The time was close to noon, and they simply got off the highway around the city of A.

In City A in Zhejiang Province, Anne gave them the route on the map, so the pattern had to stay here for two days with flowers. The locations he chose were Songcheng Scenic Area and West Lake Scenic Area.

Hua Guang sent a few messages to his mother to report safety, and also said that "stupid, forceful" dynamics, he described:

"I really sympathize with you, I found such a stupid and forced husband, and I don't sympathize with you, because you are basically the same IQ!"

This made Anne very angry, and sent out several didactic messages, but she didn't reply to any of them. Just sent a message about the pattern on time, and he also left a message to his grandparents, telling them that everything was going well and having fun...

The average temperature in City A is about two degrees higher than that in Jiang Province, and the patterned trendy jacket has long been taken off and thrown in the car, and the long-sleeved undershirt has been replaced with short-sleeved flowers. He didn't expect it to be so hot in early summer, he complained while taking the flowers to the Songcheng Scenic Area to queue up to buy tickets.

Songcheng Scenic Area is a building that imitates the main scenic spot of the Song Dynasty, and several main buildings are built in accordance with the Song Dynasty painter Zhang Zeduan's "Qingming Riverside Map", which highly restores the prosperous corner of the Song Dynasty city, and also reflects the cultural connotation of the first two Song Dynasty in City A.

The Songcheng Scenic Area covers a lot of cultural content, and Huawen took his son to see several locations such as Shijing Street, Songcheng River and thousand-year-old camphor. In the afternoon, he solved the problem of eating in the scenic spot, and the pattern introduced him to the cooking techniques and selection of vinegar fish in West Lake; It also introduces the characteristics of Song sister-in-law's fish soup and shrimp fried eel noodles. This made Hua Guang surprised for a while, how could his unserious father be so proficient in eating. What he didn't know was that in the past few years, nearly half of the more than two million had basically been eaten by his cheap father, and he couldn't deal with Anne so he made up a pretense that it was a failed investment, and that it was the son of a certain leader in the city, his classmate. This made it impossible for Anne to verify!

Not long after eating and resting, the pattern dragged the flowers again, and went to the children's paradise of the Happy Castle in Songcheng to experience the jungle adventure, happy collision, mini speed, and adventure island specially created for children... When I arrived at the door, I enthusiastically introduced a few projects, but I was scoffed by the flowers! The merciless pass was gone. Hua Guang thought disdainfully, really can't be with stupid and forced company, it's easy to lower IQ.

Huawen scratched his head, staring at his son, who was almost the tip of his nose, and suddenly realized, is this kid already so big, then this is not good, it is better to change to a deep one.

Song Cheng's step-by-step terrifying haunted house, according to the experience of the protagonist in the story of "Liao Zhai Zhi Wei Nie Xiaoqian", added frightening pictures, and created several terrifying scenes, it is not recommended to try for the timid, especially in summer, this, ah...

Huaguang walked arrogantly in front, and the pattern behind was frightened to hide behind his son and tremble, especially when passing by the cemetery coffin in the haunted house and the ghost pupil in the suburbs, the sound of the pattern roaring was more poignant and miserable than the girl screaming in front. This made Hanamitsu very painful, and he couldn't break free from the arm that Huawen hugged tightly. Alas! Really, speechless! Hanamitsu thought.

What a shame! He's a! When eating, the good feeling that the pattern had just accumulated was gone. Children of this age have a lot of self-esteem, and they will never tolerate being embarrassed in front of strangers. Not even in front of acquaintances.

This 'journey' is not easy to walk, and Hua Guang feels that his arm is about to bleed. Sure enough, he stared at the pattern and stretched out his arm angrily:

"What kind of father are you! Look at you pinching your own son! Hua Guang blushed and blamed: "Shameless! ”

There were a lot of people around, and they really couldn't understand this bizarre scene, the little one was dressed in black, very casual and decent, and very sunny, rolling up his sleeves to show his arms, staring at the middle-aged man who was taller than him, sturdy, and dressed in bells and whistles. What kind of weird combination is this? Listen to the talk, the man in the fancy dress is, his father? Just kidding, the two girls on the side were discussing, and they finally exchanged their heads and figured it out...

Huawen also felt embarrassed, he dragged his son away quickly, and they were all watched, if they were photographed, how ugly it would be. In order to prevent Hanami from telling Anne about this, he gritted his teeth and promised to make a condition.

"Anything goes?" Hanamitsu was pulled to a remote place, and he asked suspiciously, blowing on his red and swollen arms.

"Hmmm! As long as it's not excessive! The pattern is determined.

"Haha... Idiot! Hanamitsu replied.

"What do you mean? Can't afford it? The pattern said with a cold face.

"What is the condition if it is not excessive? Owe it first, think about it and then talk about it! Hanako rolled her eyes.

"Okay, okay, aren't you, should..."

"I know, it's time to report safety...", Hua Guang pulled out his phone.

"Why, you know?" Pattern rubbed his palms together and looked at his phone screen.

"I'm speechless to you! You see! Hanamitsu brought the edited information close to him.

"Hahaha... I'll just say, children can't play such a scary game, you have to play... Blame me..."The pattern walked towards the depths of the scenic spot with his hands behind his back.

"It's... it! "I can't describe the mood of the flowers.

……

The night in City A is beautiful, and Hanako can't sleep with her eyes staring, not because of this beautiful scenery. He turned around irritably, puffing up to look at the pattern that made a strange noise. This snoring, melody, tenor, right? But what are you farting for? Aren't you awake? This is not in line with the laws of biology, how can human organs do three independent actions at the same time without being affected?!

The flower light rolled over there, and finally the snoring disappeared, and the pattern turned her head to look at the flower light:

"What are you doing there? I don't sleep in the middle of the night, I don't sleep?! With that, the snoring began again.

Huaguang was about to cry, and when he went back, he had to ask his grandparents how he taught his father such a wonderful flower, a big wonder, such a big flower, and a blooming flower!

"Play, play with a hammer! I can't sleep well, how can I have the spirit to play. ”

"The first day, this is the first day! Oh my God, I'd better go back to school, at least I can fall asleep..."

"You don't sleep so much, what are you muttering there! Hurry up and go to bed, tomorrow..."

"it!" Hanaguang went to the bathroom with the quilt and pillow, he would rather stay there all night than come out and face this dead pervert, too perverted.

"I can fall asleep while talking, my heart is so big... What did the teacher say... How big the heart is, there is a stage..."Hanamitsu finally fell asleep.

... ...

In the early morning, the rising rays of the sun shine through the glass windows, sprinkling on Anne's side face, making her soft facial lines fuller and more delicate. She was wearing sexy pajamas in light green and was looking through her phone with her phone. She was eating breakfast and was laughed at by the content of her son's message, and she packed it up in a panic, knocked over the milk again, and spilled it. She closed her eyes and tried to calm herself, but she couldn't hold back, so she shook her head and walked to the bedroom. The pajamas began to slide off the shoulders, revealing the crisp fragrant shoulders and the tight... Forehead... The door is closed...

... ...

"Son! Son! My son was stolen! My son..."Pattern woke up early in the morning and howled, he opened the door in his panties and rushed out, ran to the hallway, thought about it and came back to look, the backpack, the clothes were everything. He opened the bathroom door again, and saw Hua Guang curled up in the bathtub and fell asleep before he relaxed, his eyes were red, and his mood gradually calmed down. Hanaguang turned around, sleepy-eyed, and looked at the dad standing in the doorway, wearing yellow SpongeBob SquarePants. He felt a lot of pain in his eyes and closed it instantly...

"Are you going to the toilet?" Hanami asked weakly.

"You kid... Scared the hell out of me! Seeing him, Huawen felt much more relaxed, and said angrily: "What are you sleeping here?" Don't have a bed? ”

"Ignore me and let me sleep!" Hanami fell asleep again. He was tired, and his heart was tired.

"He's!" Pattern sat at the head of the bed, looking at the map of city A, and he wanted to choose the best route. This may have been a habit of his time. In the morning, the sun was very high, and the dazed pattern was woken up by the phone, and it was Anne: "What's the matter, it's been six hours and you haven't replied?" ”

"Oh, he's still sleeping," the pattern said softly.

"Still sleeping? It's twelve o'clock and still sleeping? Where did you take him? You don't take him to nightclubs, I'll tell you! "Anne was loud.

"No, I don't believe you'll ask him later." The pattern changed the phone to one ear, and answered it while digging through the ear.

"It's better to be like this, aren't you snoring too loudly and making him noisy?!"

"No, I tried to let him sleep first last night, and I asked him twice!" Huawen asked again: "Wife, yesterday Xiaoguang told me that there is a helmet that suits me very well, and said that it is the color I hate the most, how do you say he knows?" ”

"You know what? Who is your wife, don't scream! Anne replied.

"It's strange, how could he know the color I hate the most." Huawen said happily: "Is our son suddenly concerned about me?" It must be like this! ”

"Stupid/! Too lazy to pay attention to you! Anne hung up.

"I always scold this sentence, there is no novelty at all!" Huawen put down her son's phone and got up to wash.

"Hey, what time is it and you still don't get up? Do you want to play? Pattern pushed the door open and asked.

"Play with a hammer!" Hanamitsu replied motionlessly.

"You get up for me, Lao Tzu is suffocating!" The pattern blamed.

"Wait for me to get out! I'm afraid you'll up! Hua Guang wrapped herself in the quilt and squinted her eyes and walked out of the bathroom.

"Shh The pattern opens the exhaust fan and closes the door...

Huaguang listened to the movement coming from the bathroom and felt a chill, he covered his ears hard, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, sat up, and stared in the direction of the bathroom with red eyes.

"There are a lot of people in the West Lake Scenic Area, there are a lot of people, which is here to see the broken bridge, which is to see the lake, obviously to see the head. How can there be a beautiful garden in Suzhou, how can there be a solemn garden of the father of the nation in Daning, and how can there be a magnificent imperial mausoleum of Gaozu..."The pattern was squeezed irritably, and it was easy to squeeze to the broken bridge with the funeral-like procession with the flowers. If he doesn't leave, he's afraid of being squeezed off the bridge, and he won't be able to swim. The pattern is like a farmer leading a donkey, dragging his son's arm. Hua Guang bent his legs and fell back, these two are really his freshness.

It's easy to hang here, it's a pity to go back, and the pattern roared: "There are few people in front, I'll take you to squeeze the girl?" ”

Either way, this ginger is still old and spicy. The old was not idle all the way with his hands open, which one was warped, which one was in the way, and they slapped it. Then he pretended to be a tourist looking for a sound, and he couldn't wait to find out which nasty ruffian he threw into the lake! And just like that, Hanami was taken away...

At first, the kid refused to do anything, but since he was held by his hand and patted once, he didn't need to point out anymore. This kid is out of school. There are some things for men, in fact, they have no teacher, and some things still have to be led by the teacher, a little bit of guidance, and then it will be up to the apprentice to play (the apprentice of the church, the master will starve to death).

"You must not tell your mother!" Patterned eyes looked around, threatening at the flowers.

"Shhhh You think I'm just like you! Huaguang's eyes lit up, staring at the thinly dressed woman in the past, and replied.

"Also, be careful, don't touch a rough man's woman!" The pattern reminded.

"Got it!" Huaguang suddenly sprinted out and slapped a woman who was posing for a picture on the buttocks, and the crisp sound made Huawen's heart palpitate. Hanami is fenced off...

The pattern scolded secretly, and the second one hasn't finished speaking, you must not work so hard! The rabbit cub is still too young. I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet!

"Shame on you! What a shame! Lao Tzu I's reputation has ruined your boy's hands! Huawen couldn't help shaking her head and sighing: "You were caught, rely on me?" "The pattern covers the reddened half of the face that has been pumped!

"You taught me? Isn't it? Hanami gloated.

"Shall I teach you to betray me? Spineless! The pattern said resentfully.

"So what do I say? Can I still hit a woman? Hua Guang asked rhetorically.

"Never hit a woman! This is the principle! Standpoint! The pattern said: "The bottom line must be kept!" ”

"Isn't it your bottom line to protect me? Annie asked you to protect me! That's what grandparents said too! Hua Guang quibbled.

"You! Damn! I'm convinced! Go, and still have the face to stay here? "Pattern Qi hummed and walked ahead.

"What? Still coming? Hanamitsu asked.

"Come on your mother's legs! Do you still want Lao Tzu to be pumped again? The pattern scolded angrily: "Take you to see the place where the white lady is imprisoned!" ”

"Haha... That's a legend, isn't it? White your sister! Hanamitsu was amused by his silly father.

"Alas! One misstep becomes a thousand hatreds! It's not good to be out of school, it's not good to be out of school! Huawen didn't hear his muttering, and sighed to herself.

"Excuse me, handsome guy? How to get to Leifeng Pagoda? A beautiful woman asked.

"Uh... Are you from out of town? Where are the people? Pattern asked.

"Oh, yes, I'm from Jiang Province!" The beauty replied.

"Oh, I'm from Daning, hello!" The pattern stretched out his hand and shook the other party and said, "Actually, I don't know..."

"Thank you!" The beauty politely turned away, like a butterfly fluttering lightly.

"Hey! The eyeballs are about to pop out, hey! Anne don't want it? Hua Guang looked at his old man's obscene look and reminded.

"Nonsense, who can be as important as your mother, she is in my heart, that is the mountain!" The pattern is firm.

"You say, Anne is fat?"

"Fart! Look for death, you! The pattern pinched his son's ears and said, "Call my wife's name again, unscrew out your ears, pickle and shred, and drink!" ”

"Nerves, you, have such a ruthless father as you! Let me go! Huaguang twisted his shoulders to break free, he was not used to such intimate behavior, with patterns.

"Tell you a story from what I think?" Hua Guang asked, curling the corners of her mouth.

"Okay!" This is really a good start, Huawen thought, it's not so complicated to get along with my son, isn't it easy to accept yourself.

"I, my grandfather, the three of you went fishing, grandpa dozing there, I can't get used to it, so I say to you, you see your dad is stupid and forceful!" Hua Guang looked at the pattern and said seriously.

"Your dad is a fool! Bastard! "The pattern blurted out!

Huaguang was still staring at the face of the pattern, he spread his hand and said, "Look, we are not on the same plane at all, how can we communicate!?" "After that, lead the way in front and go in the direction of the park.

"Your dad is stupid and coercive! Your dad isn't stupid or forceful! Your dad... How the hell is this answered! "The pattern is very helpless, and I am about to be dizzy.