Need to be accompanied

1.

I once told my husband that the "faint smell of tobacco" written in the novel is nothing more than the choking smell of diesel in real life.

Since then, he has often carried a box of chewing gum with him, which he says is to dilute the "faint smell of tobacco" on his body.

Especially when I was expecting an intimate date, I would go out of his way to the convenience store to buy strawberry-flavored gum because that was the taste of our first kiss.

2.

I asked, "Why doesn't talking count if you say you want to raise me for the rest of your life?" ”

3.

I told my husband about my personal experience, I said that I was defrauded of 2700 by the Internet in Beijing before, and casually mentioned to a friend that the living expenses had been cheated away, and the friend immediately transferred 666 to me, and I accepted it with gratitude.

A year later, on Christmas, I transferred 666 to this friend who usually doesn't chat, with the caption: "Christmas is safe." ”

When I told the story, my husband and I ate Sichuan food (takeaway) face to face at a hotel, and he arrogantly said, "I will return it to me in the future." ”

I said, "Yes, now." ”

After saying that, I put down my chopsticks, walked to the other side of the table, rode on my husband's leg, and kissed him deeply.

4.

I told my husband a story, and I said, "When you have a cat owner at home, you can't touch the wild cats outside, because the germs of wild cats are nothing to people, but if they are transmitted to the master of the house, they will die." ”

The gentleman seemed to be listening, and I said, "It's the same with people." ”

5.

I asked my husband to sit on my lap and he said, "No, it's troublesome to sit in." ”

6.

Make an appointment to take Li Meow (domestic cat) out to eat a large plate of chicken.

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