Chapter 1: Return to the Game (1)
Some time ago, I always dreamed that I was having a lot of fun playing games, and then for a while, I felt that I must be awesome to play that game again! Then I turned on the computer for the first time and played the game that had been forgotten for a long time.
This game is called: Jianghu Song.
Orange Orange is my dearest friend in the game, and she is the only one who robbed me of my love and framed me for stealing her number. Saying that she is a white lotus is simply an insult to the IQ of the white lotus.,After I played this game.,Someone in the post bar 8 out of her meddling to do the things of the junior.。 Thankfully, at the time, I just looked at the game as important and ignored the emotional needs.
The second I went online, Orange Orange immediately chatted with me privately, and then asked me why I was online, and asked me if I couldn't forget my previous relationship. I looked confused, so I had to reply to her with four big words: "It's not me." ”
I didn't have my own number, but the number of my former relationship green.
Since I started the game, my former relationship couldn't stand the harassment of the White Lotus and the abuse of the world, so I retired from the game A from then on. But although we have game A, there is still some connection. My relationship with my former relationship was not achieved overnight, but we were a real-life couple. It's just that we are separated by a Taiwan Strait, and he is on the other side of the shore and I am on the other side of the shore.
"What are you still doing online? She's back to play? "Orange Orange's private chat is over.
The former love is a rich second generation, and the family is rich. When I play the game, I never care about whether it's worth it or not, I just care if you see me charging money gorgeously. So when he spent 1000RMB on Orange Orange to buy the equipment that the owner needed for half the price, the White Lotus turned his attention to him.
Orange Orange's previous goal was to be the first on the game list, and it was also the only god-level character in this game who had no scandals and no 818 incidents. But according to the legend of the rivers and lakes, this god-level figure is an old bald donkey who is over half a hundred years old and has a herd of wives and concubines. Orange thought about it for a long time and decided to give it a try, but it ended in failure.
That day in the game, Orange Orange made the world, and he said, "Uncle Kiki, I like you the most." ”
Then the rivers and lakes exploded, and everyone was scolding her: "You like all rich people, right?" ”
Of course, the person named Uncle Kiki in the game will not type in the world, and later learned from the rumors in the rivers and lakes that it seems that when he saw this sentence, Uncle Kiki said silently: "I'm afraid of ugliness." ”
These three words do not mean that Uncle Kiki is shy, but that he is afraid that Orange Orange will be ugly to him.
In order to make a big deal in the game, Orange Orange has invested a lot of money. No matter who he is in love with, he will chat with each other on video. So in this game, everyone has a photo of her and a video of her. But this does not make her disappear if she does not achieve her goal, but even more arrogant. So, she successfully poached my corner and took away my ex-love.
"Talking, dumb?" Seeing that I didn't reply for a long time, the other side began to get angry.
"What's the matter with you?" I silently typed five words and removed her name from my friends list.
I thought that this way, that woman would not pester me anymore. As a result, the direct world began to fry again. First she typed in the world:
[World] Orange Orange: Murong Su, did you come back and didn't plant back my news? Still delete my friend, be a thief?
Then I saw a screen full of people typing:
[World] no milk Huashan people: Ouch! People come back to talk about your wool? Didn't you just show him a few fruit photos, and we also saw them, so we deleted your friends, what? Defy? Canglong Mountain is waiting for you! Find someone to me, if you don't open the red, you're SB.
[World] Sword Qi Milk Not Milk: Wow! Why do you still have a face and hair world! People are not looking for you when they come back, maybe Wang Yuyan will also come back. Why, can't I see the two reconciled? Shameless.
Wang Yuyan is my name in the game, and at that time, I was fascinated by watching Tianlong Babu, so I filled it in casually. Later, I didn't think about changing the name, and after a few years in the game, everyone was familiar with the name. Coupled with the 818 headline incident, most people think that Wang Yuyan is my real name.
Whether in the game or in real life, the relationship between me and Murong Su is quite harmonious. He plays output, I play. He wanted to go the pure output route, so I forced myself to change the pure milk route. But he likes to show off so much that many people in the game don't like him. Always take the opportunity to open up to me when we finish typing. Over time, after I quarreled with him, I embarked on the path of backbone and sword energy.
Some people say that my nurse is not like the four, and some people say that my nurse is probably the yearning of all those who play PVP. I can fight this milk can resist energy output, and occasionally crit a few times. When playing PVP, I dodge quickly, have a thick health bar, have a high heart, and most importantly, I can regain health while running. Yes, my character is such a BUG, after all, this character is only a female player.
I didn't pay attention to what the world said, and went directly to the sect trial point. As soon as I teleported over, I saw more than a dozen people surrounding me, and it wasn't until I landed that I saw the colorful gangsters standing in front of me. The players with red names on their heads looked at my weak body.
Maybe I didn't come at the right time, just in time for the weekly gang war. And the bunch of people standing in front of me are the main gang of this war, and it is also the gang that ranks first in the game, and it is also the gang of Uncle Kiki, who ranks first in everything in the game rankings.
I was lost in thought, and then I was fatally struck by Uncle Kiki.
“……”
“……”
The world fell silent all of a sudden, and I looked at him in a daze, and he looked at me in a daze.
"Why don't you get dressed?" After a long time, Uncle Kiki posted a sentence at the moment.
I was stunned for a moment, and then clicked on my character equipment, only to find that the things of this number had long been taken off completely. Maybe Murong Su sold out everything on his body when he was A.
I typed back at the moment, "Forgotten." ”
Uncle Kiki: Come YY, I killed too many people by mistake today and don't have any silver taels on me, I'll transfer Alipay to you.
In the swan song of the rivers and lakes, if you are just a passing person who has no gang grudge and is killed by mistake, you can ask for silver taels. Because being killed by a player once will lose a lot of cultivation. And this cultivation, no matter how much money you spend, you can't buy it, only time can recover. So when I, an innocent junior, was killed by a bigwig-level figure on the ground, I should ask him for compensation. It's still okay to ask for silver taels, but if you convert RMB, it's like blackmailing him.
So I smiled and typed at the moment: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm the number, and there's nothing to lose if I'm killed." ”
"You used to be third on the list, right?" I don't know who typed it at the moment, but when I looked up, I realized that it was one of the top ten rankings on the list.
Tiange: I was going to buy this number before, but the owner would rather lose it than sell it.
Eternal Legends: I saw it when I was a trumpet, and this guy gave me a large amount of silk at the time, which should be about 30 dollars.
[Current] Tiange: Are you who you are?
Murong Su: I'm not...... I'm his friend.
[Current] Eternal Legend: Wang Yuyan?
[Current] Tiange: You are stupid, Wang Yuyan is all green and glowing, how can you get on Murong Su's number. I guess you're Orange Orange? Do you want to sell the equipment after selling it?
Looking at the current chat with a confused face, my head was full of question marks, so my hand couldn't help but knock out a few question marks on the public screen. Then an acquaintance chatted with me privately.
The big brother of the steamed bun said to you: Are you Murong Su or Wang Yuyan?
Steamed buns are my group of relatives and friends in the game.,This person is the kind of person in the legend who is stupid and has a lot of money.。 Every time we hit the book and come up with something, he didn't want it, and then went to the world to buy it himself. As long as we sell something lower than the world, he doesn't want it, and we have to pay the same price as the world. When the new fashion comes out, he will buy a set for himself, and then a set for relatives and friends. Orange Orange wanted to slap him, but he felt that Orange Orange was not good-looking, and always showed a special dislike for her.
Not only did he call me ugly, but he also had to give me the ugliest clothes. He always said that only the ugliest clothes could match the ugliest me, and then he got on my number and made me a newbie suit that even NPCs couldn't bear to look at. When playing PVP for me, he would run to the main city with my number and stand in the place with the largest crowd and shout: "Wang Yuyan is a big ugly." "Well, it worked well, and the whole world knows what I look like. He wouldn't let me take off the garment, and if I did, he would call me up. I changed my password, and he stole my number. After all, the computer boss can't afford to mess with it.
You said to the big brother of the steamed bun: Your little cutie.
The big brother of the steamed bun said to you: Well, that's right, it's me who is ugly.
I nodded, well, that's right, he's Mantou himself.
Of course, the name of the big ugly was chosen by him at first glance. In this game, he has two hobbies. One is to play PVP and PVE on time every day, and the other is to make fun of me. Later, I was A, and he was still yelling in the group, and it was really sad to have a bad day without a big ugly. He had a private chat with me a few times and asked me to come back, which I refused. The game is really unattractive to me. As for why I came back this time, it's probably because of my chivalrous dream.
[Private chat] you said to the big brother of the steamed bun: Bingo~ Hey, yes, [current] Tiange: You are stupid, Wang Yuyan is all green and glowing, how can you get on Murong Su's number. I guess you're Orange Orange? Do you want to sell the equipment after selling it? What does that mean?
The big brother of the steamed bun said to you: The second A's time game number has not changed the password, and Orange Orange has sold everything he can sell, including equipment, with his account. But because of the real-name authentication of the account, he has no way but to delete and change hands.
You said to the big brother of the steamed bun: The money was swallowed by yourself?
The big brother of the steamed bun said to you: Otherwise, what do you think? also said that what is the youth compensation fee given to him by Murong Su. At that time, it was disgusting, and it was said in the YY gang hall, and Li Lao kicked her out of the gang at that time.
You said to the big brother of the steamed bun: Fuck? Won't she make a fuss?
The big brother of the steamed bun said to you: It's useless to make trouble, she was with Li Lao at that time. How could a big gang leader be seen as a joke.
You said to the big brother of Mantou: Then what do I think she is still in your guild?
The eldest brother of Mantou said to you: The two of them have appeared, and Orange Orange is now living in Li Lao's house.
I went offline and turned off my computer. Looking at the familiar computer desktop, the expression on his face suddenly darkened. The mouse clicked to the swan song of the rivers and lakes, I clicked the uninstall button, and I was just about to uninstall, but I saw the steamed bun in the group.
In fact, if you take a closer look at this group, there are only two people left in the group of hundreds of people, me and Mantou. The Blue Dragon Society, once led by us, is no longer there. Since I got out of the game and hacked the friend list, there is no longer Wang Yuyan in the swan song of the rivers and lakes. Just like the steamed bun said, Wang Yuyan may have been disheartened by Murong Su.
I received a text message from Murong Su, who told me that he had found a relatively secure job in Taiwan. When the work is settled, they will pick me up and go to Taiwan with them. But I know that the orange stalk will never pass.
"I miss you," Murong Su called, and that's what he said.
"I'm on your account, and the equipment and items have been sold out by Orange Orange." I told him the facts of today.
He just smiled faintly on the other side of the phone and replied, "I know, you were also killed by Uncle Kiki." ”
Suddenly, my tears fell. Ticking on the computer desktop, it seems to be swept by the rain, and it becomes surging. I was about to say something, but the words came to my lips and retracted. It's as if I should be silent at this time, but I can't calm down.
Murong Su knows, what am I most afraid of.