Chapter 299: A Wild Folk Scientist
"What are you going to do to us, to put us in jail?" The four Lan Zexing people surrounded Wang Xu, with a trilling tone in their tones, as if they were afraid to enter the prison.
Because the Lanze people advocate peace and do not have combat effectiveness themselves, children of three or four years old can defeat them.
Thinking of such a terrifying place in prison, the bones of the four Lanzers were all crispy, even if they didn't have such a thing.
"Don't worry, with your crimes, you will only be restricted to the area of movement, return to the headquarters for a few ideological education classes, and go to the alien community for a few more weeks to volunteer for a few weeks, and you can go home." Wang Xu comforted Lan Zexing a few words, and soon a minute passed, and the professionals of the logistics team began to appear.
A black business van and four men in sunglasses in black suits, this is a standard logistics team.
At the beginning of Wang Xu's arrival, the four black-clothed people he met were the people of these logistics groups.
They are responsible for finishing up the operation team, cleaning up the traces of aliens, erasing the memories of humans who saw aliens, and even if a skyscraper is blown up by aliens, they can use super technology to rebuild a building in an hour.
Seeing that the people from the logistics team had arrived, Wang Xu got into the car with four aliens.
Al didn't go with him, but walked over to a few of the logistics team and whispered something to them.
Wang Xu didn't care when he looked at it, Al Ben was a member of the logistics team, and it was normal to know these logistics personnel, just like a married girl meeting her mother's family.
"Those people used to be in a group with me, and they are still my subordinates." A few minutes later, Al returned to the car and whispered an explanation.
In the next second, as if he had noticed something wrong, Al quickly looked down.
In front of her eyes, two relatively small Lan Zexing people were lying on her boots rubbing back and forth, looking like bears rubbing against trees again.
"What are you doing?" Al's expression was a little embarrassed, and there was a little more red glow on his face.
The two smaller Lanzexing, both children of the family, replied happily after hearing this: "We like your boots, these boots made of rubber taste great." ”
"I'm a leather boot, not a rubber product!" Al retorted that she was such a beautiful and capable girl, and only the best deerskin was worthy of her, how could she go out in rubber boots.
"You have been deceived, this is rubber boots, and our Lanzexing talents are the authority in the rubber field." As they spoke, the two little Lanzers divided five by two and ate Al's boots.
The process was unbelievably fast, and before Al could react, the little Lanzexing man who had eaten the rubber boots ran to the back seat.
Embarrassment, Al glanced at Wang Xu, withdrew his long legs in stockings, and sat on his knees, pressing his feet under his buttocks.
Wang Xu pretended not to notice, took out a cigar and lit it for himself, and drove intently.
The two little Lanzexing people seemed to have realized that they were in trouble, and they hid under the seats and didn't move.
However, the parents of the two little Lanzexing people said embarrassedly: "I've caused trouble to you, I will definitely teach them a lesson when I go back." ”
"Forget it, eating rubber is the habit of you Lanzexing people, just like we humans want to taste delicious food when we see it. It's the two of you, you're not children anymore, why are you still so gluttonous and actually steal other people's tires! Al didn't blame the two Lanzes, because according to the age of the Lanzes, the little Lanzes only wanted to be four or five-year-old human children, and it was when they were more greedy.
On the contrary, it is the parents of the little Lanze star, and the two big Lanze stars are also so greedy, which is a bit too much to say.
"We've been living on Earth for a few years, and we've been hiding in the hospital storeroom, sneaking out at night, eating the rubber gloves they left behind, and living a very happy life.
But just a few days ago, a bad guy came to the hospital and took over the abandoned storeroom, and he threatened that we had to move out and not let us tell anyone about it, or he would kill us. We had no choice but to get out of there and live without food, and if we weren't too hungry, we wouldn't have stolen other people's tires. ”
The two adult Lan Zexing people complained about the difficulties of life, causing Wang Xu and the two to look at each other.
"The hospital where these four Lanzes live is the area that is divided into them, and there are no other aliens within a radius of ten miles. This latecomer, who occupied the territory of the Lanzexing people and threatened them not to speak out, is not what a good citizen should do. ”
Al first said a few words to Wang Xu, then turned on the recording function of the mobile phone and asked, "What is that person's name?" ”
"I don't know, he wears a black cloak and a black hat on his head, and he looks at people fiercely." The two Lanze starmen shook their heads one after another, and did not give anything of value.
In the case within the case, this idea came to the minds of Wang Xu and Al.
Lan Zexing people have a peaceful personality and do not have an attack line, they are not harmful to society, at most they steal some rubber, causing a little economic loss.
Other aliens are different, such as the bad guy mentioned by the two Lanzers, this person will take the initiative to threaten the Lanzers, which means that he is not a pacifist.
Wang Xu banged on the steering wheel, and after three days on duty, he only caught four poor worms who stole tires, which is not honorable to say.
However, in the mouth of Lan Zexing, the guy who occupies their homeland and doesn't know what he is doing can make Wang Xu even more interested.
"Let's bring these Lanzers back to the headquarters first, and then we'll go to that hospital again."
Wang Xu kicked the accelerator and blasted out, first handed over the four Lan Zexing people who stole tires and needed to be punished to the headquarters, and then drove straight to the hospital again.
On the way to the hospital, Al changed into newly purchased boots and regained his elite appearance.
The two of them didn't say a word all the way, and before the sun went down, they arrived at this municipal hospital in Brooklyn.
The scale of this hospital is very large, and at the back of the hospital building, a small three-story old building, is the warehouse of this hospital.
And below the warehouse building, there is a row of green garbage bins, and it is obvious that the Lanzexing people who live in the small building are here to rummage through the garbage to eat every day.
"I'll go in first, and you'll cover me behind." In the face of possible unknown dangers, Wang Xu did not dare to be careless.
After all, the world of black super special police is a world with high technology.
If you don't notice it, even with Wang Xu's strength, you have to hate it under the energy gun, after all, the lethality of these energy weapons is much higher than that of gunpowder weapons.
"Be careful!" Al was holding an ion ray gun and stood behind Wang Xu heroically.
Wang Xu nodded slightly, opened his induction to the maximum, and walked in with an electromagnetic gun.
Jingle, jingle, jingle...
As soon as I entered the building, a banging sound loomed from the upper floor.
Wang Xu didn't speak, but pointed upstairs and reminded Al.
Al nodded slightly, and followed up layer by layer, and soon the two of them came to the third layer.
Jingle bell, ding bell, ding bell!!
The sound of the knocking became louder, and Wang Xu walked along the location from which the sound came, and soon locked on the outside of a room with a dilapidated door number and a conference room written on it.
Looking through the glass window of the conference room, I saw four alien transformers with the upper body of a human and the lower body of a flying saucer, wielding a hammer and hitting four robots.
And next to the robot, there are also four human skins, like clothes prepared for the robot.
"The machine has a powerful body, and when it is dressed in human skin, it looks exactly like a human. This time, I set the cockpit in the chest cavity, and I believe that this design method will definitely make my worm people customers very satisfied. "Four strange mechanical cyboids, wielding hammers, let out strange laughs.
Wang Xu was stunned after just one glance, isn't this the folk scientist in Men in Black 2 who knocked out a spaceship with a hammer.
He vaguely remembered that this guy was a super tech guy, and it seemed that there was nothing he wouldn't do, from spikeing the soles of high heels to smashing spaceships with a hammer.