When the girl said this, I found that there was a hint of naughty "color" unique to a little "girl" child in her eyes.

Mischievous!

Belch......

I feel like there's something 'wrong' about me.

Then I said decisively: "That, Daoist Qi, you are an ancient man in the past, you should have a lot of experience in this area." ”

The Taoist chief stroked his chin and was about to say something, when suddenly the girl glared. The Taoist chief immediately wilted, and squeaked and said: "That, fellow Daoist, there is a slight difference between the Poor Dao and the naïve Dao method and what you have learned, and for some reason, the poor Dao may not be able to take on this heavy responsibility, and it is ......."

I looked at Zhu Lao Dao again.

Lao Dao pinched his teeth and said: "What, I'm going to go to this villa to go around in the past few days to see if the Taoist magic circle we have laid can stop the evil worship, so this ......"

The little devil 'girl' suddenly looked serious.

"Brother, you can trust, let me come!"

Xuan Meizi hehe, continued to sneer.

Little Devil Girl: "Uh...... Well, I'm only in charge of summoning ghosts, that, okay......"

The aura was very weird, and I suddenly felt a thump in my heart.

What does this little girl mean? Does she want to take the opportunity to be alone with me and delve into the essence of Taoist male and female practitioners, or does she want to find a place to carry someone behind her back and save me a little like ordinary men and women?

Hey...... Suddenly, I put aside a small 'stir' in my heart.

At this time, Sister Xuan said to me expressionlessly: "You go down in a while and drink the porridge made by Bingrong." ”

I said, "Well, it's just a good time to be hungry, and it's a good idea to drink some porridge." ”

After speaking, he moved his 'legs' neatly, went under the bed, found a pair of slippers, put them on and stood up.

Swish!

A small star in front of you! Then, my hair was dizzy, my feet were weak, my qi and blood were 'chaotic', my whole body was trembling, I couldn't help it, I pounced again, and sat back on the 'bed'.

I'm stupid, really stupid.

Now I know what my body and bones have made that god a scourge.

Just this virtue 'sex', not to mention catching ghosts and subduing demons, ghosts are not possessed, it is a blessing.

"Come on, help the little master, go downstairs for dinner."

Zhu Lao said: "The little one understands, and the little one will help the little master go down." ”

As he spoke, he gave Qi Daochang a 'color'.

Dao Chief: "Here, here, come, little master, I'll help you down." ”

I'm so proud.

Get up, let these two carry me, and go outside.

Halfway through, Lao Dao lowered his voice and said, "Open the world, just this time." When you're ready, if you put it on again, you'll be punished for washing our stinky socks for three months. ”

I'm dizzy!

After finishing the matter, he gritted his teeth: "Come, you look at this staircase, my feet and legs are not good, you have to 'get it' down for the little master, and the punishment will be served." ”

Load, let's load! I'm now relying on my illness and trying my best to enjoy the treatment of my sick number.

When I came downstairs, I thanked the middle-aged man and Mei Renjun while eating.

The middle-aged man's surname is Du, and his name is Du Shijie. Authentic Cantonese, but his figure is extremely burly, and he has the momentum of a northern man.

Du Shijie repeatedly thanked me for saving him from evil creatures at a critical moment. At the same time, he said that in the future, he owes me a 'sex' life, and no matter when he can use it in the future, he only needs me a word.

In addition, during this time, he knew that we were in trouble, so he only sent ten disciples back, leaving four good kung fu companions by his side to guard our safety.

And those four people have already given Zhu Lao Dao a talisman, and ordinary evil things will not easily cause trouble on them.

After Du Shijie finished speaking, Mei Renjun 'interjected' again, and he complained to me with a handful of snot and tears. The gist is that he shouldn't be 'obsessed' with beauty and lust, and then raise such a little goblin 'at home'. Then, with a change of voice, he meant to let me 'take time' to see his precious son.

After this question, I learned that his son had not gotten up from the bed.

I'm all mud bodhisattvas crossing the river now, and I can't protect myself. How can I have the leisure to take care of his son? So, after some talking, I 'handed over' the task to the friends of La Bang, who were responsible for Mei Qiang's next treatment work.

During this period, I could feel that Mei Renjun seemed to have something to say in his heart.

But he hasn't spit out, I'm not in a hurry about this. Wait, wait for me to get better, and review slowly!

After drinking millet porridge, there is a lot of bottom in this stomach.

So, with the help of the two road chiefs, I went to a billiard room on the east side of the first floor.

The billiard table in the room was covered with a black cloth for me to meditate on. From the walls to the ceiling panels, all of them are covered with layers of black cloth.

The layout is very much in line with my requirements, and when the lights are turned off, it's really a black eye, and I can't see anything.

When the Taoist helped me in, I didn't see the girl. Next, the two Taoist chiefs brought me a billiards case, and after telling me a few words, they dodged, covered the 'door', and left.

I crossed my legs.

I played a double set, but I originally remembered the easy double disc 'legs', but now when I come here, it is even more difficult than climbing to the sky.

There are two reasons, one is that it has not been sold for a long time, and the reeds have shrunk. The second is that the bones of the body are not good, too weak, the qi cannot be supplied, and the 'flesh' is stiff.

I didn't believe it, but I couldn't get these two little 'legs'.

I gritted my teeth and was wrenching my 'legs' on the table, when suddenly, the lamp flashed on.

Then, I saw that the girl was wearing a pair of black 'colored' yoga tight pants, a stretch sports vest, and a pair of slippers barefoot, and was leaning against the 'door' with her arms crossed to look at me.

I was stunned.

Xuan girl: "The tendons have shrunk, the old witch has 'delivered', if you wake up, in order not to make this generation of Beidou Master lack a person, so, she ordered me to open the tendons for you!" 'Hole'! It's the 'acupoint' of the 'acupoint', understand? ”

I blinked, "What do you mean?" ”

The girl smiled lightly, walked closer, glanced at me, and whispered first: "What do you mean, don't you know if you try it?" ”

I had a tiger face, stretched out my hand and hugged my 'chest' and said, "What are you going to do, you ......"

Sister Xuan gritted her teeth: "What are you doing, hum!" Let you do it, huh! Come on you! ”

After speaking, the girl reached out and pressed the billiard table, and with a whoosh, the barefoot girl jumped up.

I squinted and looked up.

The girl was like a 'female' ****, bent over, and as soon as she stretched out her hand, she pushed me down.

I sizzled my breath.

Xuan Xuan smiled hehe, and then his little face became serious, and he reached out and grabbed my feet and neck.

"Taixi! Tibetan 'yin' is dry, returns to the kidney, and the main body is condensed with kidney qi. The kidney qi in your body is not solid, and you are running rampantly, so you must first open Taixi to clear the kidney qi! ”

As she spoke, the girl stretched out her onion-like 'jade' fingers and pressed the depression of the big tendon at the back of my ankle, and her fingers slammed hard.

In an instant, a tingling sensation rushed from the heel to the position of the dantian below the lower abdomen. (Taixi 'acupoint' has a strong auxiliary effect on men, insist on 'rubbing' every night before going to bed, and after a month, it can have a good performance of strengthening the kidney.) ）

The sister went to Taixi, and then reached out and 'touched', and found Zu Sanli, and then she said: "Sanli 'acupoint', the root of the Houtian body, this 'acupoint' is passed, the day after tomorrow will be sufficient, and the spleen and stomach will become strong." ”

As soon as the words fell, the girl bent her fingers and aimed at Zu Sanli, with a standard mace, bang! It hit.

It's a different taste, it's a feeling of swelling that goes straight to the stomach and then dissolves in the stomach. At this moment, there was an extremely strong, extremely strong hunger feeling.

Sanli passed, and then hit the committee. The 'acupoint' in the committee hurts the most, if it weren't for my brother to endure it, tears would have fallen from my eyes.

On one 'leg', these three 'holes' were done, and the girl lifted my foot again, just about to hit, and then she turned her head suddenly: "I'm dizzy!" How long has it been since you washed your feet? ”

I was speechless and said, "It's not long, just a few days." ”

"I'm scared, this ......" Xuan Xuan gritted his teeth and said: "Hmph, anyway, I'm going to knock on other 'holes' on your body in a while, it's a big deal I'll wash my hands when I'm done, no matter what!" ”

Fingers, springs, bang!

Hit.

This time, I finally opened the meridians on my left 'leg'. In an instant, I could feel a stream of heat rushing out of my stomach to my 'legs' and then down to the spring.

It's not really angry, it's not so mysterious. This is a series of normal reactions produced after the meridians are unobstructed and the local blood circulation is accelerated.

Xuan Xuan hit the spring, rubbed her fingers on my 'pants' and rubbed them, and then she shook her head and said, "Next, it is to relax your big muscles." ”

As soon as the words fell, one of my sister's white feet suddenly stepped on the knee of one of my 'legs', and then she carried my 'legs', locked the knee of the other 'leg' with both arms, straightened it up, and lifted it violently.

Oh......

At this moment, I felt like the egg was going to be ripped off.

It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! You can't imagine the taste if you haven't experienced it.

But fortunately, after stretching the tendons, the girl used the technique of shaking the dragon again, and gave my 'legs' a few times.

Now, the pain has finally eased.

But this is just a 'leg'. Next......

Can I say that in the next two hours, I encountered the most brutal bone-loosening technique in history?

If, two hours ago, I still had half a life, then, after being ****ed by my sister for two hours, I seem to have only one fifth of my life.

Two 'legs', arms, waist, crotch, neck, ribs, spine......

I admit that for the first three minutes, within my tolerance, I could still peek a few times at the graceful posture of the beautiful body, as well as the 'naked' little 'legs', feet, neck, and whatever, whatever.

But after three minutes, I couldn't hold anything else but pain in my head. And I couldn't open my eyes because of the pain.

After the end of the confession, it was okay, jumped off the billiards case, shook the long ponytail, turned his head to me and smiled evilly and said, "How is it?" Is it comfortable? ”

I opened my dead fish eyes and replied in a very weak voice: "Shu, serve ......"

"Oh, do you want to do it again?"

I struggled to raise a hand, waved it gently, and signaled, don't, don't, don't!

The next second later, I actually fainted.

When I woke up, the room was pitch black, I took a deep breath of air, and then I felt that the girl was really well-intentioned.

What she just performed was not another technique, but the Taoist special 'door' bone loosening technique!

Loosen the bones, invigorate the muscles and blood, and nourish the 'spirit'. This is the true meaning of the ancient method of loosening bones. However, modern people are probably not blessed to enjoy this. First, the body bones can't bear the strength. Second, after the master loosened his bones, he was afraid that you would be deceived by others.

I have a foundation in national martial arts, so I can resist it. Ordinary people, after being relieved, at least for a week, they won't walk!

In this modern era where the relationship between doctors and patients is extremely tense, who dares to find this trouble for themselves.

Therefore, the real ancient method of loosening bones is almost extinct. Most of what is available on the market is just some massages that are comfortable on the surface, not painful or itchy.

I lay on the billiards case, just like that, thinking about it, and fell asleep.

For the next two days, I didn't meditate.

During the day, Bingrong and Xuan Meizi were in charge of my three meals, and their diet was basically all millet porridge. Only the next morning, I was given a farmhouse 'chicken' egg.

Convenient, wash your hands, take a shower or something, and the two Taoist leaders will help.

For two days, it just came.

Wait until the morning of the third day.

I woke up from a sleep on the billiards case, and I felt that my body was lighter!

But this lightness is not that pathological weakness, but a real lightness!

This is the powerful power of the ancient method of bone loosening!

If you are light and healthy, you will be able to meditate!

I didn't meditate directly, but got off the billiards case, walked around the ground a few times, did a simple set of five bird plays, and waited until my head was slightly sweaty, I drank a glass of water, and then returned to the case.

This time, it doesn't take much effort to cross the 'legs' again, it's very easy, and it's on the plate in one piece.

But just as I was about to close my eyes, Hades, and play with non-thinking, the 'door' creaked and opened again.

Raising her eyes, the girl was still dressed two days ago, and then she folded her arms, leaned against the frame of the 'door', and smiled evilly at me.

I shivered slightly.

Xuan Meizi didn't speak, but kept smiling, closed the 'door' with her backhand, and then walked to the billiards case step by step, whoosh, jumped up, and then put the two long 'legs' together, just facing me a foot away, she sat down.

"Let's get started!" After the girl muttered, she closed her eyes.

I smile, OK, let's go!

If you have never sittened, you will never know that meditation is much more difficult than playing squats, carrying barbells, and running 5,000 meters!

In Journey to the West, isn't there a time when Tang Seng is compared to a demon 'elf' in zazen. That comparison is meditation kung fu.

Ordinary people, at most half an hour, after half an hour, will basically feel upset and 'chaotic', have nothing to do, hate to get up immediately, and roar two throats to be cool.

There are also people who can sit for half an hour, but after half an hour, the thing finally snores and falls asleep.

There are also people who can sit for a long time, but at that time, there were many illusions in front of him, and he couldn't believe it at all, there were sisters, cars, houses, and monsters.

All in all, the five 'flowers' and eight 'gates' are bizarre, making people unable to extricate themselves for a long time. And this is the most dangerous situation.

So, someone asked, what do you ask for in meditation?

I said, don't ask for anything, the first step is to have no thoughts in your head. And what is the sign of success in this step. It's 11 o'clock in the evening when you close your eyes, and it's 5 o'clock in the morning when you open your eyes.

And in the meantime, you're not asleep.

However, when you wake up, you feel more comfortable and refreshed than if you had slept well. For breakfast, you can eat five big steamed buns in one go.

With this step of kung fu, it is no exaggeration to say that your 'essence' strength is among your friends, and you are definitely the first person in Niu X!

But now, when I meditate, I can't find the feeling I had before.

Because, not long after I closed my eyes, I was full of visions......