Chapter 916: Who Is Not Serious? (3000)
"Where do you hurt?" Xiao Tuanzi looked at her with a smile, his eyes bent into crescents, like a white and innocent little angel, so innocent, so innocent.
"Waist...... The barefoot doctor told me two days ago, "What kind of chicken strain do I have......"
Xiao Tuanzi listened to Li Xiaomei slowly and leisurely in that while, as if singing a big opera, and when she ran out of words, Xiao Tuanzi raised her eyebrows and looked at her, "Finished?" ”
Li Xiaomei was stunned, and then hurriedly said, "No! With my waist, you have to pay a few thousand if you don't say anything. ”
"Thousands? Why don't you grab it! The villagers of Yinshan Village couldn't help but speak out.
Doesn't it matter if Wang Min calls her family affairs? Then this little group is not her family, now they finally have the right to speak, and they said for a while, as if they had said all the energy they had saved before!
You can't let people from other villages ride to their villages!
"That's it, nonsense, no matter how serious the medicine injury is, how much money can you get even if you take ten bottles of medicinal wine to the barefoot master?"
Li Xiaomei was read badly, but thinking about this opportunity is really rare, if she cheats like this, there will be no store in this village after that.
So she hid behind her back with her hand, deliberately ripped off her rough fabric, torn her clothes, made a pitiful appearance, and put on the new vocabulary she had learned, "I'm a mental loss fee!" ”
She is a self-righteous fashionable, not only in terms of clothing and words, but she also wants to catch up.
"yes, that's a coincidence."
"What's the coincidence?" Li Xiaomei's eyes were round, and before she knew it, she was led by Xiao Tuanzi to think and led her nose away.
"My second brother is a medical student, and I happen to know a little bit about it, so I can treat you well......"
"How do I need you to cure ...... girl" Before Li Xiaomei finished speaking, her hands were already tied by Xiao Tuanzi with a rope, and then Xiao Tuanzi began to operate on Li Xiaomei's waist for a while.
"Ouch...... Hu ...... "That cry is worse than killing a pig, and it is terrible to hear."
"You girl, you want to kill ...... Kill me! You put ...... Let me go! I'm going to...... I'm going to find a public ......" Before Li Xiaomei's intermittent words were finished, Xiao Tuanzi kneaded her waist again, and the originally good people were almost pinched, which made her cry bitterly.
But she thought to herself, the worse she screamed, the better, and she could ask for more money later, so she said that her waist was cured by her.
So, she howled even louder.
When I was a child, my father was looking for the son born to the woman outside, that is, her younger brother did something wrong, but her mother didn't dare to beat her brother, she only dared to find her angry and smoke her with rattan grass, so she could bear the pain.
She called out and looked at Xiao Tuanzi proudly.
Unexpectedly, she is so pain-tolerant, for the sake of money, she can definitely do it.
Xiao Tuanzi raised his eyebrows, but he didn't expect Li Xiaomei to have some ability to hide on her body, but ...... I'm afraid this is her unique ability, right?
Xiao Tuanzi's apricot eyes flashed, and she changed her direction again, Li Xiaomei's face suddenly changed, and then, "Giggle...... Giggle......"
Her uncontrollable laughter was like a slapping hen.
And she was tied with ropes, and her crazy body was like a straight carp.
There is a bone in the waist in the human body, and when you pinch it, it will stimulate the nerves, and it is the most unbearable itch.
"Oh, I've heard of a neurotherapy. Wang Min, isn't this your own mother, you hurry over and 'honor and honor' her. ”
Xiao Tuanzi said so, when Wang Min heard it, he was still in the clouds, but Yu Xiuli, who was so happy, pushed forward, and then a few chicken feathers were stuffed in his hand, and Wang Min immediately understood.
"I'm here, Xiao Tuanzi, I will definitely cooperate with you and treat her well! lest she say that I am not filial! ”
Li Xiaomei couldn't stand it anymore, and when she saw Wang Min coming, her eyes were about to bulge, "You unfilial daughter......"
The words were not finished yet, but Wang Min had already gotten started, took off her shoes, and picked the softest and most unbearable part of the soles of her feet.
And Wang Min's strength is just right, which makes people want to stop, survive, and die.
"Giggle...... Hahaha......" Li Xiaomei laughed so much that tears came out.
The onlookers all felt miserable, so miserable, they all felt itchy.
The matchmaker wanted to save Li Xiaomei, but was stopped by Yu Xiuli.
The matchmaker shrunk her neck, forget it, she can fight two to one, one-on-one, she just wants to get a red envelope, she can't fight like this.
Xiao Tuanzi pinched the bones on her waist hard, pinched her and slipped it, and the top of her head was a wall, but she didn't know how many times she hit her head against the wall, "I'm doing this for your own good." Haven't you heard? There is a treatment that is to laugh to the extreme, and it doesn't hurt. ”
Only Li Xiaomei is allowed to talk nonsense, is she not allowed to talk nonsense?
What's more, her acting skills are much better than Li Xiaomei.
Wang Min also cooperated with Xiao Tuanzi, scratching Li Xiaomei's feet, wishing that he had three heads and six arms.
"We're here to help you, it's rare to see a child as filial as Wang Min." Several women from Yinshan Village also stepped forward.
In fact, sometimes they are not bad-hearted, they just need to have a head, they are afraid that they will not help and get into trouble.
So, one person took two feathers, but scratched it hard.
Each person covers an area, palms, neck, feet, waist, and takes care of everything in place.
Li Xiaomei was pain-bearing, but she couldn't bear the itch, her whole face was so distorted that she was about to collapse.
Especially when she came just now, in order to take advantage of the Wang family, she drank all the pot of water that Wang Min put on the table, and at this moment she already felt that she was hovering on the verge of losing Daguan.
The itching of her heart, like a small bug, made her convulsed with laughter, fainted two or three times in a short time, and then woke up again by the itch.
Xiao Tuanzi's little angel's face was bright in front of her eyes, as if she had turned into a demon.
"How's it going, is your waist a little better now?"
"It's not ......" Li Xiaomei just came out with a word, and Xiao Tuanzi hurriedly said, "Aunts, she's not okay yet, it seems that we have to work harder!" ”
"Good!" Everyone is too high-spirited.
Li Xiaomei rolled her eyes, in fact, she wanted to say "no problem", and went through another round of torture, and this time even the laughter became weak.
Xiao Tuanzi asked her with a smile again, "Okay, okay?" ”
"That's it!" Li Xiaomei didn't even dare to breathe, and said loudly.
Everyone let go of her unsatisfied, but it was too late, and Li Xiaomei's pants were already soaked.
In such an embarrassment, she became everyone's laughing stock, how could Li Xiaomei say anything, and hurriedly went back with a disgraced face......
Zhuo Ran also rushed to the evening party and told the real doctor Zhuo Yang about it, and Zhuo Yang's stomach hurt with laughter.
Zhuo Yang: "Xiao Tuanzi, but you really have you, I can't think of such a damaging move, and you are too good at nonsense, why do you use itching to cure pain?" Good thing you're not a doctor. ”
Xiao Tuanzi gave Zhuo Yang a bowl of rice and handed it to him, she stuck out her tongue, "I was also forced to be helpless, the scoundrel wants to use the scoundrel's tricks." ”
"Well, that's a good saying, scoundrels have to be treated by scoundrels." Zhuo Yang took two bites of rice, as if the rice served in small dumplings was extraordinarily sweet.
Zhuo Yang just took two bites, and Zhuo Ran had already bottomed out in a bowl, which was not bad from what Yu Xiuli said at the beginning, but Zhuo Yang has not always been so elegant.
At the beginning, when the conditions of the Zhuo family were not good, he often panicked with hunger in order to eat with his younger brother, and the appearance of eating at that time was not much better.
This was changed little by little after the conditions of the Zhuo family were good.
However, Zhuo Jinchu is an outlier, whether he is hungry or not, his eating appearance has always been elegant, his heart is strong, and his self-control is strong, which is beyond the five levels of Maslow's needs......
"Hasn't the big brother come out yet?" Xiao Tuanzi looked at the closed door.
Zhuo Yang nodded.
Xiao Tuanzi took the food, walked to the door of the room, and knocked on the door.
"Come in." The man's clear and pleasant voice sounded.
Xiao Tuanzi was afraid of disturbing him, so when he pushed the door open, he tried to be as light as possible.
The man turned his back to her, and his waist was straight.
It is said that men are the most handsome when they are serious, and she looks at it too, and she can't help but be distracted.
Raven-feathered eyelashes drooped, casting a faint shadow under the eyelids.
That's how unjust the Creator was, and so much care when He was made.
He was holding a pen and was writing, and the words he wrote were atmospheric and stylish, which Xiao Tuanzi couldn't learn no matter how he practiced.
She was afraid of disturbing him, so she put the meal on the table, and the prepared meal was also very complete.
There are three kinds of dishes, and there is a bowl of soup, dessert and fruit after the meal.
The dishes are rich and colorful.
Then, Xiao Tuanzi even breathed very lightly, and prepared to leave without saying a word.
But suddenly the man pinched his wrist, and the ink pupils he raised suddenly became extraordinarily bright, refracting the light of the lamp, he looked at her, and smiled badly, this smile seemed to be crisp to the bottom of people's hearts, and hit the depths of the soul!
"I'm hungry......"
Xiao Tuanzi was stunned for a moment, and then wiped his face embarrassedly, "Then you will eat~"
The rising tail note is like Wu Nong's soft language with a woman in the water town of the south of the Yangtze River, with infinite style.
Zhuo Jinchu was hooked by her, "But I'm still busy, you feed me." ”
Xiao Tuanzi thought that he was a drunkard and did not mean to drink, but he also obeyed his wishes, feeding him with chopsticks and chopsticks, thinking about what was wrong, and the red glow on his face never subsided.
As a result, people really look like a pure-hearted and undesirable monk, with no distractions, and they have been working.
Xiao Tuanzi looked at it, and gradually felt that she was thinking about it.
She held her face, this little head is ...... day by day
However, the more I look at it, the more I feel that he is like this Tang monk meat, which makes people greedy.
Xiao Tuanzi suddenly felt that it was good to feed the eldest brother, and he could also enjoy the beauty of the prosperous world unscrupulously, look at the high nose bridge, this lip.
"You're hungry too?" The man said coldly.