The gentleman said that he would give me a taxi card for 500 yuan to enjoy travel, and I said, "Send it, I definitely need to use it when I go out." ”

Sir: "Xiangdao travel can only be used in Zhengzhou. ”

Me: "Then give it to me too, in case we break up one day, I can take a free taxi back to Zhengzhou." ”

I went on to say, "I'm preparing every moment to leave you, and that's what marriage calls confidence. ”

My parents wanted to rent out the original house in the near future, so I took the initiative to put all the tools for Li Meow and feeding Li Meow to Mr. Li Meow, who looked down at Li Meow and said, "Meow Meow, XX (Loft apartment) is just a transition. ”

When I got home, my mom asked if all the cat's stuff in the house had been gone.

Me: "Sent away." ”

My mother: "What's the cat litter, it's all gone?" ”

Me: "What? It's not like you don't hate cats. ”

My mom said she was a little distressed.

"It's been raised for so long and it's gone."

My mother walked to the living room and said in a loud voice: "Shovel officer liberation." ”

When the gentleman heard this, he said, "Alas! Send Meow back again?! ”

Me: "When I have enough capital, I'll just get Meow back." ”

But by that time, it's old.

I want to be beautiful, and I want to sleep with it.

Mr. Shenfu: "Did you go with the children today?" ”

"Did you still eat yesterday's braised pork cat?"

Mr. sent a cute photo of Mei Meow: "I didn't eat braised pork yesterday." ”

Me: "What about today's fish?"

"Did you hold your son today?"

"Did you take it to cram school?"

"What did it eat today?"

"Where are you now?"

Sir: "Now XX (Loft apartment), the lonely cat goes step by step. ”

My husband sent me a video of a person, a cat, a song and a harmony, and I watched it back and forth many times.

I commented: "Father and son are of the same heart. ”

Mister: "One less cat cute 😊?!" ”

(The cute cat is called me, and the cute cat is called Li Meow.) ）

I found something today, the villa in the same community downstairs is 15,000-20,000 yuan per square meter, and the kind of old and dilapidated house I saw in Shanghai a few days ago that there is no elevator is as high as 6-80,000 yuan per square meter.

From this point of view, villas and swimming pools may not be as valuable as old and dilapidated.

However, the purchase restriction condition in Shanghai really puzzles me, in addition to staying up for time to pay social security, foreigners must also meet the condition of being married.

There are quite a lot of prejudices, so isn't it that I and other unmarried people are not worthy of buying a house?

I don't think the domestic public opinion is still very friendly to celibacy, and I hope that in 10 years it will change.

I messaged my husband: "What are you doing?!" ”

Mister: "Accompany the cat?!" ”

Me: "You're resting on the bed and the cat is lying next to you?" ”

Sir: "Cats don't leave the left and right. ”

Me: "Li Meow Meow is better than a woman, and a woman will stab you in the back." ”

Mister: "Do you include the woman you are talking about?!" "Yes. Me: "I'm not human, I'm a cat." ”

Mister: "Cat spirit?!" ”

(Golf)

A friend posted the coordinates of the Shenzhen Mission Hills Golf Club in the golf friend group, with the text: "The first game of the new year. ”

I asked, "Mission Hills is a chain shop?" Haikou also has a name called Mission Hills. ”

Coach Cheng: "Yes, the Guinness Book of World Records for the most holes. ”

I sent a link to a note from Daoyun, which is chapter 8 of the novel "Reverie in a Blurred Trance", and I said, "I wrote a novel on the theme of the seaside court. ”

He continued: "Although, I don't play well, but I can make the protagonist of the novel play Tiger Woods. ”​

Coach Cheng: "Excellent. ”​

I weakly asked, "Is there a seaside course in the country?" ”

Coach Cheng: "There are many, Haikou, Sanya, Weihai, Dalian, surrounded by the sea on three sides, one side by the mountains, the shore is green, cracked and strange stones. ”

Me: "Surrounded by the sea on three sides, one side by the mountains, the shore is green, and the cracked rocks." I borrowed this sentence and added it to the novel. ”

Coach Cheng: "Take it away, it's not what I said." ”

Chen WJ: "Copyright Fee [呲tooth]"

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