Chapter 282: President, tell a yellow joke to help you have fun

Nam Su looked at Lu Cen Cen and asked with a smile, "You want to give me a fruit photo?" So ingenious? Lu Cencen pulled the corners of his mouth, his lips opened and closed, looking at the shape of his lips, he clearly said, "Don't you like it?" "Others don't know he's a well-dressed beast, so how can she not?

The hot pot was boiling, gurgling and steaming, and the surrounding classmates had already eaten and chatted, and the whispers of the two people on the other side couldn't be heard at all.

The male classmate opposite looked at Nam Su Jue, and then at Lu Cen Cencen, at this moment, these two people seemed to have only each other in their eyes.

At first glance, you can see that there seems to be something between the two people. Could it be ...... It's been a long time since I let the teacher-student love plot reappear?

Hua Lao didn't notice any unusual feelings, she took a cuttlefish ball, chewed it and swallowed it.

She looked at Lu Cencen again...... Although she didn't hear Lu Cen Cen speak, she seemed to have seen Lu Cen Cen's mouth move, and the hot pot restaurant was full of people, she thought she was talking but she didn't hear it, so she asked, "Cen Cen, what are you whispering with Teacher Nan?" Lu Cencen turned his face to look at her, and said dissatisfiedly: "I told Teacher Nan that I was joking, and you took my joke seriously and sued." Am I that kind of person? How could I harass our teacher Nan? Hua Lao puffed out his face and said in a serious tone: "Then how do I know?" You have always thought of what to do, and I also reminded Mr. Nan in advance, so that Mr. Nan can guard against you. ”

"Gee, I'm really kidding." Lu Cen Cen used chopsticks to pick up a piece of shrimp that had been scalded and put it in her bowl.

"Don't talk about it, okay? Let's eat. The male classmate on the other side also retracted his gaze, thinking that he had probably seen it wrong.

He also picked up the chopsticks, gave full play to the ability of a sensible male classmate, sandwiched a piece of hot beef for Hua Lao, and sandwiched another piece for Lu Cencen: "Classmate Lu, you eat more, you are so thin." ”

"Thank you, thank you." Lu Cencen smiled at him. It's a shame to say that although they have been in the same class for a year and a half, Lu Cencen doesn't know his name, but he knows her.

Nam Su definitely didn't think so, he was not a professional and still knew Cen Cen, and he had obviously paid attention to his family Cen Cen for a long time.

His expression instantly stiffened, and he stretched out his chopsticks to take out this piece of beef from Lu Cencen's bowl and sent it to his mouth.

The movements are elegant, natural, and as if nothing is wrong. Lu Cen Cen was stupid, he is now eating with classmates from two majors, and he has not lost his identity as a teacher, don't avoid suspicion between teachers and students?

That's a bold move! She secretly glanced at Hua Lao and the male classmate opposite...... Fortunately, the two of them moved in unison, lowered their heads and ate ice powder seriously, but they didn't notice it.

She gave Nam-so a decisive look, and I'll clean you up when I go home! How do you know that Nam Su is even bolder, relying on himself to sit against the wall, no one next to him can see what is going on under his table, so he tried to hold her hand with his idle left hand, but was thrown away by Lu Cengcen, and then he ...... It was put on her lap.

Anyway, he is a well-dressed beast in her heart, so let her show the beast. Lu Cen Cen is wearing a short woolen skirt today, and he also wears thick skin color socks, which looks like he is not wearing it from a distance, but it feels completely inferior to the feel of real skin, Lu Cen Cen and he have popularized science, this is called

"Bare-legged artifact". This invention is simply terrible, the vision provokes others, and it is not responsible for flirting. It's still summer, when it's cold, she wears a lot, and it's inconvenient to play hooligan.

Lu Cencen frowned slightly, put his hand down and gently patted the back of his hand, signaling him to be honest. And Nam-su resolutely held back his smile, he didn't take it away, he just touched it, anyway, in your heart, he was a nasty man who watched the students' fruit photos, and he couldn't do anything.

Lu Cen Cen was angry, he had nothing to do with this school after tonight, but she would continue to study here for more than a year, in case something was seen today, how could she study with peace of mind in the future?

Lu Cencen gritted his teeth and asked, "Do you want to take it off and touch it?" Nam-so smiled lightly, is there such a good thing?

Lu Cencen took his hand away vigorously, and accidentally hit the table, the table shook violently, and there were already ice cubes on the table that melted and flowed out, and a glass of watermelon juice placed in front of Lu Cencen slid down the water to the edge of the table, turned over, and sprinkled it all on her

"Bare Legs Artifact". Suddenly it was red, like a big aunt, and if you don't take it off, you have to take it off. Hua Lao was startled, and hurriedly asked, "Cen Cen, are you okay?" Lu Cen Cen wiped it with a tissue and shook his head: "It's okay, I'll go take off my socks." She didn't even look at the people around her, and left without looking back.

Nam-so watched her go away quietly, and her heart began to be afraid...... It seems that it is not good to play too much, and it is really angry.

He also put down his chopsticks and got up and followed. Hua Lao looked at Lu Cencen's back with envy, and after Nam Su also walked away, he immediately said to the boy next to him: "You hurry up and splash me, and I will also go to the bathroom to change clothes." "The boy was surprised, with a look on his face if you were teasing me.

Hua Lao said anxiously: "Look at Mr. Nan, I care so much about my classmates, he will take care of my classmates when their socks are wet, and if I get soaked, he will take care of me even more!" The boy was silent for a while, and said helplessly: "Don't be impulsive, Mr. Nan probably left because he had to go to the bathroom himself, not to take care of classmate Lu." Student Lu went to the women's bathroom to take off his socks, could it be that Mr. Nan still went to the women's bathroom? Hua Lao thought about it carefully and felt that it made sense, hehe smirked, nodded and said, "That's right, then don't splash me." Male classmate: "......" seems to be eating hot pot with a fool.

…… In the bathroom of this hot pot restaurant, there is only one place for men and women, and no one happened to come at this time, so Lu Cen Cen pushed open the door of the women's bathroom and walked in.

She turned around and was about to close the door, but was blocked by Nam so from the outside, looked at her through the door, and said weakly, "Cen Cen, I'm sorry." Lu Cencen stared at him for a while, afraid that he would wait for other classmates to come over, so he pulled him into the bathroom, gritted his teeth and said, "I'll clean you up when I go home!" "This bathroom is very large, very clean, and has a faint sandalwood fragrance, making it the same as the home bathroom, and two people will not feel crowded.

Nam so decided to wait for her by leaning on the sink, and Lu Czenzen sat on the toilet lid and slowly took off his socks from his lap.

This...... The visual impact is also great. Lu Cen casually stuffed the soiled socks into his bag and straightened his skirt.

The skirt is above the knee, and it feels okay in a hot pot restaurant, but at this time it is already late autumn, and it must be cold when you go out, and maybe you will catch a cold.

It's all Nam Su's decision, and when the time comes, he will ask him to take leave to take care of himself at home. She took her bag and glanced at him, "Let's go." Nam-so didn't move, smiled, opened his arms, and said to her, "Come here, hug me." Lu Cencen stared at him without blinking for a while, and sighed helplessly.

Although he made her angry today, his face really made her ruthless and angry with him. She walked over, hugged him, patted him on the back, and immediately let go: "Okay, go home and hug him again." Nam-so didn't let go, and lowered his head to kiss her on the lips.

Lu Cen Cen was stunned...... He probably wants to play in the outdoor bathroom! It's a beast! The well-dressed beast Teacher Nan lives up to his name!

If Nam-so is old enough to write an autobiography and write about what he has done to his daughter-in-law, it will be a book called "Young A-so".

(The stalk of "Young Ah X" is actually a small huangwen from a male perspective that was very popular more than ten years ago.)

She hurriedly pushed him away gently, her voice nervous: "There are a lot of students outside, someone else will come over later, let's ...... Let's go home and ......."

"Hmm." Nam-su decided to suppress the restlessness in her heart and spared her first. Taking advantage of the fact that no one came, the two left one after the other and returned to their seats.

After sitting down, Lu Cen Cen picked up the chopsticks to continue eating, and suddenly found that there was a girl lying on the table next to her, and everyone next to her was making trouble, she asked Hua Lao curiously: "What are you doing over there?" Hua Lao couldn't help but laugh and said, "The boy at the back table just now told a yellow joke and made the girl in the front seat cry angrily." Lu Cencen suddenly became interested: "Oh? What jokes? I'll hear it. Hua Lao glanced at Nam Su and suddenly replied shyly, "I...... Then I'm so embarrassed to say it. ”

"......" Lu Cen Cen was speechless. Don't pretend, okay, a few hundred tons of network disks, and a girl who is out of the little yellow man!

The boy next to him was very open, and immediately said excitedly: "I'll come and I'll talk!" ”

"Just now they were talking about looking for a job after graduation, and then they talked about working life, and the female classmate said that there must be a lot of intrigue in the workplace, and she was worried that she would not be able to cope with it."

"Then the boy answered and said, 'You girls will be able to handle it.'"

"The girl asked, 'Why?'"

"The boy replied: 'Because girls have five advantages, first, they are big, and they can accommodate villains in their stomachs. Second, the ability to resist pressure is strong, and it can withstand the pressure given from above. Third, it has a strong ability to resist blows and can withstand the whipping of a stick. Fourth, be able to cope with friction in the workplace. Fifth, I was able to endure regular meetings that lasted for several days every month. ’”

"After the boy finished saying this, the girl was angry and cried." Lu Cencen: "......" is actually where is this?

With your toes, you can come up with a few yellower ones. This has to be made up by the brain, and if the brain is not good, maybe I really think I am talking about how to mix in the workplace.

Hua Lao wanted to behave well and pure in front of the male god teacher at this time, so he said dissatisfiedly: "It is too much, too obscene, and too greasy for a male classmate to say this kind of joke at the dinner table!" The girl at the next table also looked at it and said, "Uh-huh! They're so annoying, I'd have to cry if I were to do it. Hua Lao: "Hmph, that's it, no wonder we girls look down on boys of the same age, they are too naΓ―ve, and they take vulgarity as fun!" ”

"Yes, it's still a mature man like Mr. Nan who is elegant and personable." Lu Cen Cen was so indignant when he saw Hua Lao, gave her face, and did not expose her.

She suddenly became amused, looked at Nam Su, and said with a smile: "Mr. Nan, why don't you keep talking?" Are you thinking of more yellow jokes? ”w