Chapter 95 The old way wants to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger (the sixth update on the shelves)

I heard that the meaning of Zhu Laodao's words was wrong, why did he call it an accident, how could he say that it was good? Also 'fight the tiger up the mountain'! There's a mystery here.

Several people looked at each other, but they couldn't guess what kind of 'medicine' was sold in Zhu Laodao's gourd.

Zhu Lao Dao was proud, glanced at us, got up and put his hands behind his back in the middle of the room, and said, "This Professor Chen, there are many 'holes' in what he said. You know, when he told us about Yong Laosi that day, he avoided one of the most important links. ”

"What is it?" An Xiaoxuan asked.

Without waiting for Zhu Lao Dao to answer, Qi Dao Chang leisurely: "Poor Dao knows, called Beast Chen, this person made an appointment to go to Kanto to hunt for treasure before." In the end, why is Chen the only one to return? ”

I looked at the two old Taoists, and I said, "The two Taoist leaders are wise, and the two Taoist leaders are auspicious, can you allow me to finish speaking?" ”

"Little Daoist, please speak." Qi Dao Chang pointed at the orchid 'flower', with a leisurely expression.

So, I tied Professor Chen up, and now the other party has offered a price of 10 million, if I can't get 10 million, I will go to the Northeast to hunt for treasures, and I will tell you everything about it.

"Hahaha!"

The two old people are happy.

"Sure enough, it's exactly what I guessed." The two elders first said this in unison, and then glared at each other with hatred at the end, and each turned his head silently.

Uh, Dao Chiefs, I'm convinced, okay?

Next, the partners formed a circle, with a little tea, and began to formulate our plan for going north.

This trip has to go, and if we don't move now, it's likely to lead us by the nose. At that time, it was too late.

But how?

Ganging up and forming a big group will definitely not work.

According to Qi Dao's long words, this game must be broken into pieces first, and then heroes from all walks of life will gather together.

Implement the real plan.

It's Sister Xuan and Sister Bingrong, who live in this club first. On the one hand, the main reason for raising the 'essence' is that Xiao Xuan has a 'yin' body, as if the loss of the soul is 'very'.

The second aspect takes this opportunity to have a good contact with Lu Yuanyuan. Yuanyuan's side, as soon as I came to stare at him, she had such a person as me in her heart. Don't go crazy. Second, there is Xiao Xuan by his side, what kind of ghost is it, it is difficult to become a climate for a while.

As for us.

The third child wants to go north alone with the seventh master.

This was proposed by the Seventh Master, and the Seventh Master said that the third child was very angry with him, so he planned to take the third child with him and pass on some of his skills by the way.

The beeswax in the box is still kept by the third child, but this time, with the seventh master here, it is estimated that he will not 'get' things again.

Originally, I planned to carry such an important item with me, but Daoist Qi said that the third belt of things is the most suitable, and no one else can help with this.

As for me, I'm going to walk with the two Taoists and Professor Chen!

After discussing here, we are about to explain the situation to the old man of the Lu family and Lu Datou.

My big hua, all of a sudden, rang.

Put through.

"Ah...... Brother Lei, save me! I'm going to be tortured to death by them, ah! ”

The three 'ahs' in a row were all shouted by Chen Screaming Beasts.

I turned on the speakerphone, and everyone frowned when they heard this obviously contrived shout.

I said, "Professor Chen, where are you?" ”

The beast didn't reply, and the phone was snatched away.

"Before eleven o'clock tonight, you will immediately go to XX Street, the fifth street lamp under the left of the 'gate' entrance of XXX Park, do you want to come."

"Ah......" Chen called the beast, and barked again.

"Humph! You just wait to collect the body of Chen Zhaoyou! ”

Finally, wait for the phone to hang up. Several people sighed in unison, it's too fake, this guy, 'getting' is simply too fake!

Qi Daochang said: "This son is obviously playing a trick to 'trick' us, the purpose is to borrow our strength to go north to hunt for treasures." ”

Zhu Lao said: "Then what do you think?" ”

Qi Daochang "Immeasurably naΓ―ve, the avenue is natural!" ”

It's a good avenue of nature, then let's do it!

Then, according to the meaning of Zhu Laodao, he didn't say hello to the Lu family first, and just flashed away. When it's over, the two girls are at the bottom here, responsible for explaining where we are going.

When Bing Rong heard that we were leaving, she looked a little sad.

"Brother Lei!"

"Hmm."

"You don't have a doctor by your side all the way, when you do things, be careful, don't bump into anything on your body." Bing Rong walked up to me and said very seriously.

Zhu Lao Dao pinched his teeth 'flower': "Yo, sister, and Daoye." ”

Bing Rong glanced at Lao Dao: "Okay, you are also careful of the Dao Chief, and you, the Xiao Dao Chief, you are also careful." ”

Qi Daochang: "Immeasurably naΓ―ve, Poor Dao has already died once, so what's the harm if he dies again." ”

"Phew, you crow's mouth, die! When I wait for the Northeast, I'll tell you, the silver over there, it's old and evil. Just wait for the silver to be sliced to death! Zhu Laodao suddenly burst out of the bud rice ballast Northeast dialect.

This master, Northeast dialect will also speak, I am convinced!

This is said to go, and it is time to go.

Just lift your feet.

Xuan Meizi suddenly: "Thunder cannon!" ”

"Fairy Gu, I'm here!"

Xuan Meizi's expression was obviously uncontrollable, and she was 'lustful' again: "Okay, I'm waiting for you to come back to apprentice!" ”

I shook my fist: "Don't worship!" ”

"Good!" Xuan Meizi raised her little face, gritted her little teeth and said, "There is a 'sex'!" This fairy girl likes it! That's it, wait for you to come back and let you know my depths. ”

The fairy girl is naturally cute, and she doesn't know at all, and the word depth is the connotation.

I borrowed the donkey from the slope and smiled evilly and said, "Okay, when I come back, let you know my strengths and weaknesses!" ”

As soon as the words came out, Bing Rong covered his ears: "****! Don't listen! It's so ****! ”

The girl stood in a daze, looking cute and didn't know what **** was.

I laughed, pulled up the two Taoists, turned around, went downstairs, jumped out of the window, and went over the wall!

Legend has it that after the Taoist masters finished their work, they all turned around, and then disappeared all of a sudden.

But the three of us, not to mention jumping over the wall, when jumping, Qi Daochang's body was not good, and he also made a big hole in the 'pants' to the tip of the iron railing.

Embarrassed! Embarrassed!

Finally, he helped the Taoist chief to come down from above, and the Taoist chief covered the 'pants' that were torn by the back buttocks with his hands, and said in the wind: "What a bad omen is this? What a ...... this"

Zhu Lao Dao glared at him: "If you talk about 'force' again, I will throw you to the 'Jing' Shen Hospital." ”

Dao Chief: 'Hey, you said that place to go, it's actually not bad, there are 'beds', there are quilts, and there are moving pictures on the walls. By the way, the moving shadow of the painting, I see, it's all over the place, what is it? ’

I didn't look at the Taoist chief angrily: "Then let's go back, let's find a tin car to walk in first, and then I'll give you a 'getting' outfit." ”

The Taoist chief was naΓ―ve and naΓ―ve: "Here, is there a place to sell Taoist robes?" ”

I sighed, "Take your time!" ”

At that time, the sun was setting, shining on us, leaving a long shadow on the ground.

We walked down the street, and I couldn't help but look back.

In the distance, in a building of the Lu Family Club, in front of a window, a rare beautiful woman was sending me off with her eyes.

Who is she?

I shook my head and smiled, just a tin car passed by, I stretched out my hand to stop it, led the two road chiefs, sat in the car, go first, X in the capital!

When entering the city, the first thing is to buy a line.

I bought a whole outdoor, 'got' a small rainproof canvas bag, and put all the dry items in the bag. I also bought an outdoor outfit for Qi Daochang and Zhu Laodao.

After packing up, I went to a nearby restaurant to have a meal.

After eating and drinking, seeing that it was still early, I led the two Taoist masters to a bathhouse, and asked the bath master to clean it up.

After taking a shower and squinting comfortably, it was already ten o'clock in the evening when I woke up. I called the two Taoist leaders and asked if I could get up now. The Taoist elders said, "It's early."

Well, go ahead and wait.

Wait, Zhu Laodao also asked me to turn off my phone.

In this way, it was almost two o'clock in the morning that the Taoist leaders got up and changed their clothes. Go out the 'door' checkout, take a taxi, and go straight to the junction location.

On the way, Zhu Laodao said: "Wait a while, when we get to the place, let's get off the car first, don't stop there directly." ”

I understood and said OK.

The tin car traveled for more than an hour, and finally stopped at a bend more than 400 meters away from the target.

After paying the fare, I woke up the head of Qi Dao, who was meditating cross-legged, and the three of us got out of the car.

The wind in the early hours of the morning is slightly cool.

After about ten minutes of walking towards the goal.

In front of him, a black loaf appeared, and in front of the bread, there was a tall burly young man, who was putting his arms around his shoulders, muttering a cigarette in his mouth, leaning against the car 'door' and napping.

I wish Lao Dao to give me a 'color'.

I thought, pulled up Qi Daochang, walked quietly along the street, until I passed the van, and then turned around and turned back.

We went around to the back of the car.

At this time, I happened to hear someone talking in the car.

"Old Chen, you say, will those people come?"

"Xiaobai, don't worry, they are all cultivators, with good hearts, good hearts. Knowing that I am in trouble, they will definitely come. Besides, when they come, you still have to pretend to be ......."

As soon as he heard this, Zhu Lao Dao jumped over, then stretched his face into the car window, and opened his mouth and roared: "Pretend that you are X'forced'!" ”

Rude, too rude, this ......

I walked over with Qi Daochang, who kept shaking his head, and looked at the car window.

I saw that in the car, Professor Chen was tied with five 'flowers', and the rope was untied a little, at this time he was holding a cigarette in his hand, and was looking at us with a blank face.

In addition, there are two other people, who are also stunned.

I smiled: "Hello to the beast, hello to the beast!" ”

Professor Chen smoked a cigarette and Mu Ran: "Okay, okay, you guys, are you here to save me?" I, I'm tied! ”

I grinned and said to the other two, "It's okay, let's take a look, you guys are free, tear up the ticket." Tear it up! ”

The two people in the car 'exchanged' to change their eyes, and at the same time, someone yelled: "Stuffy donkey!" Work! ”

This voice roared.

The guy who was 'smoking' on the car door before, like a gust of wind, rolled up in front of us.

"Bai Ye, which one?" The big man called the stuffy donkey asked through gritted teeth.

One of the people in the car said, "Pick a big one." ”

As soon as I heard it, what was the matter, was this going to fight, and I was about to put on a posture and make a move with the other party.

Zhu Lao Dao suddenly pinched my arm, and then the goods stepped forward and hugged his fists and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know the true face of the masters, and I hope that the masters will not be surprised." ”

After speaking, Lao Dao winked at me.

I understand in seconds!

Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger! Zhu Lao Dao, you are too bad, really too bad!