Chapter 50: Women disguise themselves as men to fight

Those soldiers and horses dared to laugh at it, saying that it was born beautifully, but it had no real skills, and now you can see it?!

I stepped on the snow, but I was a brave horse!

Tian Xiaoli jumped away and pushed away the head of the snow in disgust: "Stay away from me, look at the bloody paste on your body, and the smell of sweat!" ”

The horse raised his head and looked Tian Xiaoli up and down with big eyes.

Stupid human, look at yourself, fifty steps and a hundred steps!

At this glance, Tian Xiaoli realized that she was also covered in blood, and she hadn't had time to change her clothes and armor to take a bath.

It's all to blame on the stinky horse, she came to ask it for her guilt as soon as she arrived at the camp, and she didn't bother to take a bath.

"Gross!" Tian Xiaoli retched and hurried back to his camp.

It's okay if you don't want to get up, but when you think about Tian Xiaoli, it's uncomfortable, the bloody smell and the smell go straight to your nose, and the scene of flesh and blood flying just now is in front of you.

She's only seventeen......

Tian Xiaoli looked around, and the sweet jujube that she liked to remind her age was not in front of her, but okay, even according to her actual age, she was only a twenty-year-old girl!

Tian Xiaoli returned to the camp tent under the awe-inspiring eyes of her own soldiers, and was busy for a long time, but she couldn't untie her armor.

This armor weighs almost more than 20 pounds, and it is difficult to move, and many places need help from others to get rid of it, so she had to call her own soldiers to come in and help and take off the armor.

"Okay, okay, I'll do the rest, you go get me a few buckets of hot water."

The soldiers led the order to go out, Tian Xiaoli was untying his blood-soaked clothes, the tent curtain was lifted, and Wang Bao came in.

Tian Xiaoli was startled, and hurriedly covered her clothes: "You, you, why did you come in without knocking?" ”

When charging, Wang Bao was always at the rear, and almost without waiting for him to hold his weapon, the battle was won, because his body was clean, except for the cold sweat that scared him a little cold, not even a drop of blood was touched.

"Ah, I really didn't expect it," Wang Bao smiled, looking Tian Xiaoli up and down with admiration on his face: "I can't see that although Brother Su's small body is thin, he is actually a fierce general!" Brother, I'm convinced! ”

Tian Xiaoli smiled awkwardly: "Where, where." ”

Wang Bao looked around, and his eyes returned to Tian Xiaoli: "What about Brother Su's birds?" ”

"Huh?" Tian Xiaoli subconsciously covered her clothes and looked at somewhere in herself, could it be that he saw him undressing just now?

But she doesn't seem to have taken off to that extent.

"You can't lose this bird, I am afraid it cost a lot of money to buy a bird that talks so well, right?" Wang Bao searched around but couldn't find sweet dates, and asked a little regretfully.

Tian Xiaoli realized that this bird was not the other bird, and she was a little nervous.

It's all to blame for the dead old witch of the Queen Mother, she has to let her dress up as a man, look at this trouble, she even has to take a bath, she has to be scared, for fear of being recognized.

But with that, Tian Xiaoli also realized the problem.

On the battle array just now, she was caught off guard by the snow, and she was so busy saving her life that she forgot about the sweet dates.

It's it, it's not going to be killed by stray arrows, right?

So how does she get back?

At this time, a sharp beak reached out in the gap of the tent curtain, and then the head and body of the parrot squeezed in, flapping its wings and flying to Tian Xiaoli's side.

"Oops, it scared the hell out of me! Pear, are you alright? The parrot said in a hoarse voice, and it was frightened enough to see how it looked.

"It's fine." Tian Xiaoli smiled bitterly and motioned for it to look at her embarrassment.

In fact, how can it be okay, she killed so many people, and she was almost injured, physical fatigue is secondary, the key is that this is the first time she has killed someone, and she has killed so many at once!

Tian Xiaoli thought, fortunately, this is just a task, she can go back, and the Hu clan should also be killed.

Before the army charged, Tian Xiaoli had already seen what the Hu clan was doing under the city, which made her kill people and alleviate a lot of guilt.

Wang Bao was still concerned about sweet dates, and he smiled happily: "Sweet dates, you're back, you don't know, I'm worried about you." ”

Sweet Jujube glanced at him and didn't answer.

In the past few days on the road, whenever I have time, this Wang Bao pesters it to talk, annoying it so much.

This guy seems to be unable to speak, and follows it all day long, and calls it Daddy.

It's obviously a female bird, okay?

And this guy also went to discuss with Tian Xiaoli to buy sweet dates.

This is an era of advocating force and heroes.

Sweet jujube will not follow Wang Bao, let's not talk about the task, let's just say that this guy looks like a gentleman, look, there is not even a drop of blood on his body, and then look at his own pear, this is a hero.

"Su Yan, I just knew that you are a master who is deeply hidden, and you are a big hero. You're so busy fighting wars all day long that you can't take care of the sweet dates, so why don't you sell them to me at a price? ”

Wang Bao patted his thin chest: "I promise to treat it well, catch insects for it to eat every day, ask someone to teach it to read poems, and take good care of it." ”

Sweet Jujube glanced at him.

Nonsense, this guy didn't teach it to read poetry at all, so he knew that he was called Daddy.

Tian Xiaoli had already rejected Wang Bao many times, and before Tian Xiaoli could refuse again, she heard the sweet jujube say faintly: "Good birds also know how to choose trees and perch ......"

Along the way, Wang Bao saw a lot of sweet dates, and he was also a little dizzy by the bookbag that was particularly appropriate.

He opened his mouth wide and couldn't speak, his fingers pointed at the sweet dates, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he spasmed like a sheep's horn: Is this and this, this still a bird?

Isn't it a parrot?

So why can't it be called Daddy?

So poor Wang Bao tried to teach the parrot again: "Come, sweet dates, call Daddy, call Daddy, call Daddy, and I will give you fruit." ”

Wang Bao stretched out his voice and called out patiently, "Come, Daddy—Daddy—"

The parrot was so annoyed by him that he thought that as long as he could send him away, it would not hurt to pretend to be a male bird.

So it finally opened its mouth and promised, "Ah, good son! ”

Tian Xiaoli couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Wang Bao's face was as black as the bottom of a pot: "I let you learn to call me daddy, not let you be my father!" ”

Sweet jujube didn't bother to pay attention to him, and said to Tian Xiaoli: "Master, you have fought hard, hurry up and take a bath and change clothes to rest, and you have to fight again tomorrow!" ”

At this moment, the soldiers asked loudly outside the tent: "Vice General Su, the hot water has come back, but do you want to use it now?" ”

This soldier has been following Tian Xiaoli since he left Beijing, and he has been told by her that he is not allowed to enter the camp tent without asking for instructions.

"Come in." Tian Xiaoli is very powerless, and he can't even take a bath, this Wang Bao has nothing else to do, seeing that he has just finished the battle, he has the leisure to tease the birds.