"Hey, may I ask Doctor Lei?"

"Well, it's me."

"Why are you so cold, it's not a door-to-door bargain, you're really not funny."

"Well, I'm the host of the psychological hotline, may I ask this young lady, do you have any psychological problems to consult?"

"Uncomfortable ......"

"Uncomfortable? Where are you uncomfortable? ”

"I ...... I...... Well, I ...... I'm so uncomfortable down there...... Well, it's uncomfortable...... Fast...... Help me. ”

……

I heard the delicate wheezing voice on the other end of the phone, gritted my teeth secretly, took a deep breath, and said coldly: "My feet are uncomfortable, you won't be able to move like this." By the way, this young lady, if I'm not mistaken. This month, you're calling for the twenty-fourth time to say you're feeling uncomfortable. And six of those twenty-four calls you mentioned below. And the bottom of you seems to refer to the feet. Am I right, miss? ”

There was silence on the other end of the line......

I continued: "Okay, miss. I'm actually curious, what's wrong with your feet? ”

……

"Humph!"

Doodoo ......

In a cold snort that was not without tsundere, the phone was hung up.

I calmly put down the earpiece, took the teacup on the table, took a sip of the cold tea root, looked up at the starry sky outside the window, and sighed in my heart: "What kind of rhythm is this?" ”

The girl who called was not an ordinary patient, because five days ago, I got authorization from the general manager of the clinic to check the hotline's call details on the Internet.

The content shows that during the time period when I was talking to my sister, it was completely blank.

In other words, I didn't answer the call at all, and there was no kinky girl calling to harass me, the poor operator.

Could this be a legendary ghost?

And, what makes people's scalps even more numb is that the girl's caller ID is always a string of "#" font sizes.

As far as I know, there doesn't seem to be a phone number in this world.

Naughty little girl, I hope your feet will be more comfortable tonight.

I shook my head and smiled, reached out and took out a round bronze pendant tied around my neck, shook it vigorously, and secretly told myself to be calm and calm.

According to his parents, the bronze pendant was given by a next-door neighbor when he was a child, and the neighbor was a strange old man. But strangely, why don't I have any impression of this?

All along, I noticed that my memories before the age of 16 seemed to be missing an important link. I can't tell you what it is. I vaguely remember that every day when I came home from school and finished my homework, I had to do a series of homework.

But what is this lesson?

Never mind! Maybe it's just my imagination.

As for me, my name is Thunder Cannon!

Cannons, big, big guns! Hey......

I studied psychology at a second-rate normal university in X-Kyo. After graduating, I applied for a job at this psychological clinic as an operator of a psychological hotline during a talent exchange event.

My work is basically of a public interest nature. Therefore, the salary is very low, and every month, I can barely make ends meet.

But fortunately, I can go on one day and take two days off, and the work system is more relaxed.

I glanced at my phone, it was Wudaokou time, 3:25 a.m.

In the past month, every time it comes to this time, the foot girl will call to harass her. After that, there were basically no consultation calls.

I want to get up and refill my teacup.

As soon as I left my seat, I saw a golden card made of hard plastic on the small coffee table in the room.

It was a health club membership card.

Migrant workers like me who come to Beijing from other places can't afford to spend on fitness clubs. For us, squeezing the subway at work and to and from work is a fitness in itself.

But the clinic always said that I was not sunny enough, and I looked a little wilted.

Actually, I want to say that I'm quite a sunny person. At least on the Internet, in WeChat, I am a very talkative boy in the eyes of the girls.

Mr. Zhou thought it was necessary for me to participate in some fitness activities, so she took the initiative to get me such a fitness card.

I don't really need this because I'm really well. Because......

I can't explain this specifically, but in general, it is like beating chicken blood occasionally, and the power is infinite. But I don't know how to use it......

But what? Mr. Zhou said that the fitness center was opened by her brother. Moreover, Mr. Zhou once mentioned some of my different behaviors in front of her brother. So, her brother was interested in me.

Mr. Zhou's younger brother's name is Zhou Zhenhai, nicknamed Dahai. I'm three years older, so I've got to call my brother.

I hope that this big brother's interest in me is not as complicated as 'picking up soap'......

I picked up the card and got it in my pants pocket.

At five o'clock in the morning, I got off work, asked for a pancake with eggs in front of an uncle's stall in front of the subway station, ate my heart, took the subway, and returned to the nest where I lived.

The house is not big, more than 40 square meters, and it is shared with others. It turned out that I lived in the living room, and last month, the graduate student who lived in the bedroom returned to his hometown to take the civil service exam after drifting north.

I moved into the bedroom, but I knew that my salary might not be able to afford the rent of the house anymore.

You have to find a new nest, but you can't do it, the suburbs!

At 11:33, I opened my eyes on my back in bed.

I had that dream again.

Also in the last 20 days, I have had the same dream almost every time I fall asleep. I dreamed that a snow-white fox led me back and forth in the snow.

It's beautiful, it doesn't have a single stray hair on its body, and it's quite large. At first I thought it was a Samoyed, but then its long tail and pointed mouth betrayed it.

It's a fox, a very cute, very shy, and seemingly popular female fox.

Why do you say it's a female fox?

In its dreams, no matter which position it takes, it will use its long tail to block the area behind its buttocks.

I've been talking too much, haven't I?

Picking up the phone, I thought about it, and deleted a comic version of Liaozhai stored in it.

Comics, ghost stories, fantasy, and Xianxia novels are my big love.

Maybe I'm not living a good life, but I hope to find that refreshing feeling in it. Some brick families say that this is obscenity, and it is a bad work of art that is extremely toxic to young people, and its harm is no less than that of girls in island countries.

Personally, I feel that the brick home is a pile of Xiang!

For those of us who breathe smog every day and live under a lot of pressure, you still want to deprive us of the right to sexual immorality!

Let's play with the eggs! X your uncle!

I switched to WeChat, and then to Momo......

I longed for my sister, and this strong psychology was the same as my desire to get rich overnight, very, very strongly.

I was dealt with once in college.

For three months, from holding hands to kissing, until before opening the house, I always thought she was true love.

On that day, we made an appointment not to stay on campus on weekends. Then, I took out the little cash I had saved up and prepared to open a room with her.

Outcome......

She was caught.

I have never been able to understand how a female college student can do such an extremely debauched thing as taking drugs and selling X.

Later, I learned that she was craving excitement!

Her name was Peach, and I didn't see her again after that day.

And this is my shitty first love.

WeChat and Momo are two of the top dating tools, but I have never used them to make an appointment with a successful one.

At one point, it almost worked. Later, I looked at the picture the woman sent me.

The pictures show that she is enough to be my aunt.

Forget it, I'm still young and ignorant, Auntie, let me go!

I deleted her.

I remember a small editor posted on a website that spring and autumn are the two seasons of the year when human sexuality is the strongest.

In this season, it is a shame to walk on the street without a human being who fits together!

I'm ashamed, I feed myself bags of salt!

He's an old virgin in his twenties, and I've killed myself!

I stared at the ceiling and remembered the fitness card that Mr. Zhou gave me.

I took it, staring at the laser-engraved text, codes and patterns on it, and my slightly messy little mood had a trace of ripples.

Gym, leggings, pretty girls, yoga ......

When I think of those hot masturbation points, I can't help but laugh in my heart.

What are you waiting for? A teenager who doesn't have a girlfriend! Are you so shameful to stay in bed for the rest of your life?

I lifted my spirits, got up, cleaned my teeth, cleaned up, and found a set of clovers that I would not normally wear. Put it in your backpack, open the door, and go!