Chapter 875: It's Itchy Skin
Mrs. Ma was stunned by her granddaughter's laughter.
Wouldn't you just have a name, each one is very nice.
We don't know, what's wrong with the fat girl?
The fat girl tugged at her mother's arm and laughed crookedly.
Song Fuling felt like she was going to laugh, because she also had two cooks and maids, named by her father, one was called Puff and the other was called Cookie.
Coincidentally, one of the real surnames is Qu, and it is not good to move the girl, and the master gives the name and gives the surname.
Then Poria was curious, if there was another maid, if there was a little maid in the family, what should my father call him.
Qian Peiying smiled and told her daughter, it's hard for you to be embarrassed by your father, so it's really okay.
Last night, I worked hard to make a long list in one go, and in the future I will use one to tick off one:
Jelly, Sushi, Lay's, Poli, Coconut Tree, Saint-Ran, Tiche, Nestle.
Coke, Sprite, Silver Heron, Pulse, Ice Dew, Fanta, Erie.
Huiyuan, 7-Up, Evian, Zero Card, Yuanqi, Moutai, Spicy Strips......
What the hell is a spicy strip.
Song Fuling didn't just laugh endlessly, covering her eyes and laughing.
Song Fusheng sat on the top seat, crossed his hands in front of his abdomen, and followed: "Hehe, hehehe." ”
Mi Shou came in at this time, he had just gotten out of school, and he was stunned when he came in, what were his sister and uncle and aunt laughing at.
……
Grandpa Song carried the gong, bang, knocked, and shouted at Sanjin Hospital: "It's time to eat, it's time to eat." ”
There are few servants in the house, and in such a large courtyard, if you shout from house to house and eat, you will be tired to death.
The Song family always rang the gong to notify when the meal was served.
Mi Shou and Jin Bao ran out of the house.
A group of boys roared past Song Fuling and Erya.
Song Fuling shouted at them, wait for me, eh? If she doesn't listen to her, she won't be happy. When did you start not listening to her?
"Princess Ben, I order you to stop, stop."
Mi Shou paused, turned his head and looked at his sister suspiciously, what did you say you were just now?
Jinbao and Garlic Miaozi also turned their heads at the second entrance door and looked at Song Fuling in surprise. Something is wrong, right?
Song Fuling picked up the princess fan that Mama Zeng taught her.
This thing can't just be practiced, it must be experimented.
Walk slowly and leisurely towards the stinky boys.
Er Ya glanced at her sister, come on, let the little one set up your little hands.
The second girl's palm was upward, signaling Poria to put her left hand up, and she came to make an emergency cameo appearance.
Poria held the second sister's hand, with support, this time she completely got up, walked up the princess steps, walked in front of these stinky boys, didn't even turn her head sideways to look at those stinky brothers, and looked straight ahead: "Salute." ”
Song Fuling disappeared at the second gate, and when she and Erya walked over, they slapped and laughed at each other.
There are no rules at all when the two girls laugh.
The boys on the other side of the door, each with their mouths half open, looked at the empty hanging flower door.
Jin Bao pointed to the door and said: "The princess is the princess, and the whole princess-to-be, fat sister, is she going to owe a beating, dare to play at home." ”
I'm really going to be beaten up.
Because Song Fuling met the Song prefect at the door of the dining room.
"Dad, do you want to practice with me?"
"How to practice, what to practice."
"It's an official like you, when you see someone like me, do you want to salute?"
Kindness?
"Dad, you salute as an official. Bow your head, bend down, bless, and retreat. ”
Song Fusheng was so angry that his daughter couldn't cry or laugh, if Lu Pan dared to say this, he would have to kick Lu Pan.
Well, the daughter is his own.
Song Fusheng was about to bend over.
Okay, let's cooperate.
Song Fuling interrupted again: "No, Dad, at your level, it's my own father again, so he should nod, owe himself, and choke his hands." ”
"Song Poria!"
Let the father salute and clean things.
Song Fuling pulled Erya and ran into the dining room with a smile in time, and Erya was still saying when she sat down, "The third uncle didn't beat you up." ”
During the meal, Qian Peiying gestured to her daughter, "Eat, what are you doing with me." ”
Song Fuling made a gesture of invitation to her mother.
Qian Peiying glanced at her daughter, scooped a spoonful of noodles and stewed them and ate them.
"No, mother, you have to resign, and then I'll fix it again, don't eat it directly." The program is wrong.
Mrs. Ma can see that this is learning some rules to stinky and beautiful, no wonder he and Erya have been giggling since they entered the house.
Before the third daughter-in-law didn't scold the fat girl, she first said: "What are you going to ask for if you eat a broken noodle, eat quickly, look at your mother's anxious eyes." ”
But Grandpa Song pulled two mouthfuls of noodles, but stopped chopsticks.
The old man sucked the two noodles back from his mouth, and suddenly said, "Huh? Just catch up with Ming'er, should I say something when I see Prime Minister Lu? ”
Even the fat girls know that they need to practice more, and they are still confused.
The days passed in the blink of an eye, and it was the end of the year when it came to the end of the year, but I didn't think of anything to meet.
That's a real problem.
Uncle Song panicked, "What about me, I can't help but squeak." ”
The old ladies at home were also anxious, holding a noodle bowl in one hand and Mama Jing's arm with the other: "Mama Jing, when will you teach us the rules." ”
"What rules."
"It's just the rules of how to pretend when you see the Lu family's mother-in-law and maid, don't just teach the maid."
Mama Jing and Mama Zeng: "......"
Listen to this adjective, pretending, too straightforward.
Even if this is the case, it cannot be said.
From this day on, for some reason, Song Fuling set off the "birth of an actor" for the whole family.
Mrs. Guo said to the old ladies on the kang, "For example, I am now the mother-in-law of the Lu family, old sisters, I came in?" Greetings to the old ladies. ”
The sister-in-law He and the rich daughter-in-law and the Zhongyu daughter-in-law followed Qian Peiying in another room, followed Mama Zeng to learn to skim tea foam, and learned to pinch the handkerchief with one hand and put it to her mouth and smile.
Simulate a scene where relatives meet.
Occasionally, it will be interrupted, because everyone's time is uncertain, and there is still work outside, and whoever is busy will come in and study.
For example, Zhu just accompanied Song Lao Er from the factory, and when he entered the house to wash his hands, he began to pinch his handkerchief and learn to smile, "Hey, hey." ”
Mama Zeng said Zhu, you are not right, your hand is wrong.
Zhu waved his hand, "Oh, I know, but I have a scar on my right hand, and it doesn't look good to pinch the handkerchief when it's exposed." Am I still not hit when I change my left hand? ”
These words can be regarded as provoking the hornet's nest, and these daughters-in-law immediately gossiped, "My hand, big bone joint." ”
"I'm also protruding, you see how ugly your hand is, can you replace the smile without pinching the handkerchief?"
Song Fusheng passed by the window with documents under his armpit, and there was chatter inside, he couldn't work in the study, it was too noisy to be close to this room.
Song Fusheng went to the backyard, and as soon as he entered the second door, he heard Jinbao dislike Erlang's lack of momentum for a while, dislike Xiao Fuba for a while and shrink his neck like a gas bag, and then teach Mi Shou, "Brother, why are you not angry when you talk, you look at my brother." ”
Jin Bao pulled his voice, raised his head slightly to look at the sky, his calves trembled, and his thumb pointed back, "My brother-in-law is the prince." ”
The brother-in-law's sister character must be raised in tone.
was kicked by Song Fusheng, who suddenly appeared.
At this time, in Song Fuling's house, she didn't perform the princess again.
Peach Blossom, Baozhu, Daya, Erya, and Rafi are all here.
Everyone is simulating various scenes of chatting with blind dates for Erya.
Song Fuling was playing the role of a man, sitting on the side of the kang one meter away from Erya, rubbing her hands, "Dare to ask Miss Song's name." ”
Erya said, "My name is Song Suzi. ”
Baozhu made a pause gesture, "No, Erya, you have no emotion in reply." ”
Peach Blossom also said, "Yes, what's dry." "In the other party, how can there be no smile in the voice.
The second girl wants to cry without tears, just the word Song Suzi, what feelings can she have, she is too difficult.