Chapter 61: A woman disguises herself as a man to fight

His house is full of various varieties of parrots, and whatever sweet jujube you like, just leave him a seed, and maybe hatch a bird as smart as sweet jujube.

Without waiting for him to open his mouth again, the sweet jujube flew over, landed on the wheel, and tilted his head to look at Tian Xiaoli.

For Wang Bao, a stupid human, it didn't even give him a single glance.

The two of them have been talking on the side of the road for so long, and the ministers have come out one after another, seeing the two of them standing on the side of the road talking, they all have some complicated expressions on their faces, and when they see Wang Bao's fanatical gaze looking at the sweet dates, they all showed a clear smile.

This kid from the Wang family has gone to the battlefield to practice, but he hasn't gotten rid of this problem of playing with birds.

"Oh, the sweet date is here, tell it yourself." Tian Xiaoli was a little irritable, so she simply pushed the problem to sweet jujubes.

Love is free, even if she is the owner of sweet dates, she has no right to interfere.

Unexpectedly, Sweet Jujube actually agreed.

Watching Wang Bao leave in the car happily, and the sweet jujube obediently flew into his car, Tian Xiaoli suddenly felt that his worldview had been challenged.

When he returned home, Xiao Yunfei had been waiting happily for a long time, and as soon as they met, he pestered Tian Xiaoli to teach him martial arts.

When the little kid heard that his father and sister had won a reward, and his sister had been promoted to a general, he was excited and a little sad at the same time: "Sister, you teach me martial arts, and when I finish practicing and grow up a little more, I can go to war for you, and you will stay in the capital to enjoy the blessings, and wait for me to go out to earn military merits and save dowry for you." ”

The little guy is sincere, Tian Xiaoli is funny and a little moved, thinking of the younger brother who fought on the battlefield in the memory of the original owner and finally died of arrow sores, I couldn't help but feel a burst of compassion in my heart.

She smiled reluctantly: "How old are you, when you save a dowry for your sister, I'm afraid that my sister has already become an old girl, let's go, let's go to the martial arts arena, and my sister will teach you marksmanship." ”

Tian Xiaoli and Yun Fei practiced for a while, and the sweet jujube flew back on its own, and landed on the weapon shelf familiarly.

The parrot tilted its head triumphantly to look at Yun Fei's spear, while Tian Xiaoli carefully observed it with a gossipy heart.

I don't know if Wang Bao's guy forced it.

Sweet Jujube naturally didn't know Tian Xiaoli's thoughts, and after pretending to be an expert in commenting on Yunfei's martial arts, he folded his wings and put on a serious posture.

"I didn't go to Wang Bao's house to play ......"

Tian Xiaoli screamed in her heart, knowing that you know, you are not here to play!

"But there are really many parrots in his house, raised in a huge shed, surrounded by wire mesh, little pear, in order to complete the task, my sacrifice is great!" The sweet jujube bird had an aggrieved expression on his face.

Tian Xiaoli couldn't help but stroke the fluff on its neck: "I know, I have wronged you." "That Wang Bao has a shed of parrots at home, but he still has thoughts about sweet dates that shouldn't be moved, men, they are all big pig's trotters.

"Wang Bao, he actually wanted to ......"

Tian Xiaoli pricked up her ears, if it was free love, if Wang Bao dared to force sweet dates, Tian Xiaoli decided that she must go to Wang Bao's house with a gun and shoot him a few times!

Sweet Jujube's voice became more and more pitiful, and there was still a little bit of inarticulate: "He wants me to breed his parrot, I am obviously a female bird!" ”

"Breeding, reproductive isolation, he doesn't understand it, how can this person and bird ...... Ah no, you said Wang Bao wants you to breed parrots? ”

"Yes, there are indeed a lot of parrots in his family, there are all kinds of parrots, and there are also those of the same breed as me, but they are birds after all, and their intelligence is limited, so I can only say a few simple words, Wang Bao is counting on letting me breed his parrots, hoping to breed a little parrot as smart as me in the future."

Sweet Jujube tilted his head and was a little puzzled: "Little pear, is there also reproductive isolation between parrots and parrots?" ”

"No, no, I was wrong!"

It seems that Wang Bao just likes to raise parrots, not as perverted as she made up in her brain, Tian Xiaoli suddenly realized and laughed.

Sure enough, she still thinks too much, how can there be so many crazy people, what kind of people and insects will love, people and birds, those are all written in novels, and there are few perverts in reality.

Sweet Jujube was still depressed and said, "It is estimated that Wang Bao will come to you." ”

"What are you looking for me to do?"

He ......" Sweet Jujube was a little embarrassed: "Wang Bao, he seems to want an egg of mine, oh no, it's not my egg, it's the egg of this body that I occupy." ”

Sweet jujube was so nervous that her body trembled a little, and she asked Tian Xiaoli tremblingly: "Xiaoli, I, me, me, should I really give birth to an egg?" ”

Tian Xiaoli looked at the sweet dates for a while, until she couldn't stand still when she saw the birds, and then nodded incomprehensibly: "This is not accurate, after all, it is a normal physiological phenomenon for birds to lay eggs, and you have eaten so well these days, and the nutrition has kept up, and it is naturally easier to lay eggs." ”

"Oh my God......" the parrot folded its wings and wailed in a low voice.

Tian Xiaoli stretched out his finger and poked it: "Don't think about this first, you went to Wang Bao's house, what information did you find?" ”

Sweet Jujube sadly confessed all the information he had set.

Considering that Yun Jian is now a celebrity in Beijing, if she dares to inquire about King Ping, she is afraid that she will attract the attention of others, Wang Bao is a Kyoto Pepsi, and Sweet Jujube follows Wang Bao, just to ask about King Ping for Tian Xiaolitao.

Wang Bao really didn't live up to its expectations, and some of them didn't say it in passing.

Ping Wang Zhao Xiu is ten years old this year, his biological mother Concubine Mei died soon after giving birth to him, this child looks cool Xiao Qingyuan Emperor Zhao Yuan, and is also talented and intelligent, although he is young, he acts calmly and moderately, and he is very liked by Zhao Yuan.

"Speaking of which, if Zhao Wei's position as the crown prince is lifted, King Ping will be the easiest to ascend." Sweet jujube said, eager to try: "Our mission has a 67% chance of success." ”

Tian Xiaoli didn't ask where the probability came from, but nodded: "Well, it's man-made, find a chance to add fire to them, we have to complete the task as soon as possible and leave, otherwise it ......."

After a pause, Tian Xiaoli looked the parrot up and down viciously: "If you stay in this world for too long, I'm afraid that you will really give birth to a nest of bird eggs." ”

The sweet dates fell to the ground and did not move.

"I might as well be dead...... "It muttered under its breath, its heart like ashes.

"The concubine is really better than dead!" The former queen mother, the current queen knelt at Zhao Yuan's feet, crying so much that she couldn't restrain herself.

"Since the emperor left, the concubines didn't think about tea and dinner, and their eyes were blind from crying."

Zhao Yuan looked at the queen's plump waist, he didn't think that he could be fat like this, if she ate and drank well, how fat she would be.

However, the queen really has an eye disease and is almost blind, which shows that she still really misses herself and cries for herself, as for her a lot of weight......