"Don't smell it, you mortals can't smell it, what I hate the most is the smell of monkeys, it stinks to death.

"You look like you hate monkeys."

Jingjing snorted coldly: "Of course, monkeys like to be in the limelight, relying on their flexible minds and sensitive bodies, they always bully other animals, always thinking that our tigers are not in the mountains, he wants to be the overlord of the mountains, and he doesn't look at his own catties and taels, which is ridiculous." ”

It seems that there are no tigers in the mountains, and it is not without reason that the monkey calls him king.

"By the way, you haven't said where this smelly monkey smell comes from."

Thinking that Jingjing is also a demon, she should be able to help us in the matter of eliminating demons, so I told me all the causes and consequences of the matter.

"Monkey demons, they are very good at escaping, if you want to catch him, I'm afraid it's not an easy matter, and they are still suspicious by nature...... However, I have heard that they are also quite delicious, so you can try to tempt them with food. ”

We listened very carefully: "Just food?" ”

"Of course not, as I said, they are suspicious by nature, and if you want them to eat your food defenselessly, you have to gain his trust first."

"What should I do about this?"

Jingjing looked at me a little speechlessly: "Ask me what I am doing, how do I know." ”

"So why bother, wouldn't it be better to rush up and solve them."

Listening to our chatter over there, Li Bing said with some puzzlement.

"If we could, we would like to, but the monkey demon is now possessed by the mayor, and if we are not careful, we will hurt the mayor's soul and become evil."

"It's okay, I'll meet that monkey demon tomorrow, but before that, I have to check the information of the monkey demon first, so that I can better fight against the drug!"

The next morning I got up, and after breakfast, I went out into the street and bought a piece of meat, which had to be hare, and as long as the meat on the rabbit's legs, the meat over there was the firmest meat on the rabbit's body.

After that, I added some secret techniques to it and took it to the mayor's house.

The mayor's wife soon opened the door, and as yesterday, he had a slap mark on his face, and half of his face was already raised high, and I couldn't bear to look at it.

"Thirteen, why are you here?"

Seeing me coming, he showed a surprised expression, and I shook the bag in my hand: "I didn't bring a gift when I came to the door yesterday, this is my door-to-door gift." ”

After a pause, I took out another ointment from my pocket and stuffed it into Madame: "Auntie, you take this thing and rub it on your face, and it will quickly reduce the swelling." ”

Madame hesitated for a moment, but finally accepted my ointment: "Thank you." ”

At this moment, there was a sound of hurried footsteps in the house, and then, I saw the mayor running out of the house, and shook his nose: "It smells so good! What is so fragrant! ”

"Uncle, your nose is so smart, I brought the best rabbit meat today, or hind leg meat."

Suddenly, the mayor's eyes lit up, and a longing look appeared on his face: "Okay! Well, my favorite is the rabbit's hind leg meat! Give it to me, I want to eat! ”

"No problem, this is it, uncle, how about I have a few more drinks with you."

As I spoke, I picked up the plum wine I had brought from the orphanage, and the mayor's eyes brightened.

"And wine! Come, come, we eat and drink at the same time. ”

He stretched out his hand to grab it, but I flashed him lightly and handed the thing in my hand to Mrs.: "Auntie, you can help us make rabbit meat, and the wine will be hot, and it will be warm to drink hot wine in this weather." ”

After finishing speaking, I looked at the mayor who was still looking at the food in my hand: "This rabbit meat is more fragrant after it has been burned, and the taste is stronger and better after the wine has been cooked." ”

"Okay, okay, hurry up and do it!"

The mayor's wife didn't dare to say anything when she saw that the mayor was so anxious, and hurriedly ran to the kitchen with her things.

"Uncle, let's sit and talk for a while."

I sat on the chair with my uncle, he glanced at the kitchen, and finally put his eyes on me: "I heard, you are from Zhenyin?" Dao seems to be very powerful. ”

I deliberately pretended to look at him with a cute look: "Yes, I am the only one left in our Zhenyin people's door, and the senior brother and master left early, and I haven't learned much, so I can only help people look at feng shui and get rid of the little ghosts." ”

I had to let his guard down, so I deliberately said that I was weak.

He looked at me with a very tuggy look on his face and nodded, "I think so." ”

Damn, I'm speechless.

Generally speaking, I like to hide the aura of magic on my body, otherwise it is easy to be looked at by some demons and monsters who hate warlocks.

"Uncle, what about your two children?"

The mayor laughed disdainfully: "I was sent to his mother's house by my mother-in-law, it's okay, the children are annoyed to death, and I can't help it when I see them crying!" ”

As he spoke, this guy even raised his hand, and his fierce aura skyrocketed.

I laughed dryly: "Yes, it's really annoying for children to cry, by the way, uncle, have you ever eaten tiger meat?" ”

"Tiger meat?"

Hearing these three words, a glimmer of light quickly flashed in his eyes.

"What I want to eat most is tiger meat, but unfortunately, I haven't had a chance!"

"Then you don't know, I have also gone up to the mountains to fight tigers before."

The tiger and the monkey are feuding, and I plan to start here.

"Really, tell me about the process of your tiger fighting."

He was completely interested in my topic, and he insisted that I tell him about the process.

Where have I really fought any tigers, it's nothing more than making it up, but Rao is like this, and he also listens to it with relish.

When I had finished, Madame had brought her food.

"Come, uncle, try what I brought, it's delicious."

"You're a guest, you should eat first."

Otherwise, how can I say it, monkey spirit, if it weren't for the sneer on the corner of this guy's mouth, I might really think that he is a hospitable person.

I smiled faintly: "Then since you say so, I'm welcome." ”

As I spoke, I picked up the rabbit meat with chopsticks, put it in my mouth and began to chew it, and then drank plum wine, which is called a comfort.

Seeing that there was nothing abnormal about my eating and drinking, the mayor of the town breathed a sigh of relief and began to eat and drink: "This rabbit meat is really delicious, by the way, you haven't finished talking about the tiger yet, continue to talk to me." ”

"No problem."

While eating, we talked, and after eating all the things on the table, we all looked like we couldn't get enough of it.

"Yo, it's almost dark this day, and my daughter-in-law is still waiting for me to come home for dinner."

"Isn't it just a woman, sit down and talk to me for a while."

I laughed twice: "No, otherwise, I'll come back another day, and how about bringing your favorite rabbit leg and plum wine." ”

As soon as he heard that I would come again and bring food, he smiled even brighter: "Okay, you remember to come, you must bring food, it is so delicious." ”

"No problem."

After saying goodbye to the mayor, I went downstairs, and the mayor's wife tried to see me off, but I stopped me.

The mayor probably won't beat the mayor's wife again today, because today's wine is enough to make the monkey demon drunk for a while.

I didn't dare drive after drinking, so I called a taxi and went home.

I smelled of wine and smoke all over my body, which caused Liu Ruoxue to teach me a hard lesson again.

I deliberately pretended to be drunk, drunk and crazy, and hugged Liu Ruoxue and refused to let go: "Xiaoxue, when I went to Nanshan, didn't you say that you wanted to tell me a piece of good news?" What the hell is it? ”

"Don't you always say that you are afraid that the welfare home will not have money, a few days ago someone said that he wanted to sponsor our welfare home."

"Really, that's great, I've got a lot of money on hand."

I smirked and stuck to Liu Ruoxue, but I refused to leave, smelling the fragrance on her body, I felt very relieved and very comfortable.

"Don't stick to me all the time, you're drunk, hurry up to Yunyi's side and drink some sobering tea."

"I don't want to go...... I just want to be by your side. ”

Liu Ruoxue was a little laughed and crying by my action, he was washing the dishes, took off his gloves, and pushed me out of the kitchen: "Hurry up, don't make any more noise about me!" ”

"Don't ......"

I wanted to stick to it again, but I was glared at by Liu Ruoxue's warning eyes, and I was immediately stunned, so I could only walk towards Yun Yi's room sullenly.

knocked on the door, Yun Yi came to open the door in his pajamas, smelled the smell of wine on my body, and immediately pinched his nose with a disgusted face: "Why is the smell of wine so heavy on your body, it smells bad to death." ”

"That's why I came to you to get sobering tea."

"Coincidentally, I just recently researched a sobering pill, you can try it."

As he spoke, Yun turned around and looked for it in his cabinet.

I went into the house and sat on his bed, but he yelled, "Don't be my bed, it smells, make me a chair." ”

I muttered a few words, but sat down obediently in my chair.

"People are as indifferent as chrysanthemums, gentle and elegant, why do you twitter."

"That's a person, I'm a person now, it's not easy to be a person, I naturally want to fly wantonly."

As he spoke, he seemed to have found the pill and walked towards me with a bottle.

"What is this?"

"Have you ever heard the story of Empress E's daughter?"

I laughed stupidly twice: "I've heard of it, what's wrong?" ”

"In this story, it is recorded that Shun because he married Empress Nuying, causing his family to want to kill him and take all of him, in the second time, Shun's family wanted to get Shun drunk to death, and Empress Nuying made this elixir to save him from disaster, but the experience of drunkenness has been erased in many books, and I read a lot of classics to make it."