004 Tsundere is not funny

Jiang Ruyi stretched comfortably and snorted: "Seeing the lust, I can't kill you!" ”

Tian Qingyuan stepped into the door with one foot, and heard her arrogant voice, a smile crossed his eyes, and he bent down to pick up the stick and walked over, "Do you still bring a stick with you when you go back to the room?" ”

Jiang Ruyi chuckled in her heart, a little weak, "I...... I saw a dark shadow in the kitchen, and I was afraid of thieves, so I took this to defend myself. ”

"Really?" Tian Qingyuan glanced at her embarrassed cheeks, and his tone was neither light nor serious.

Although she is fat, her complexion is white and tender, and at this time she is even more blushing, looking extremely cute, like a neighbor's fat cat, arrogant and unteasing, and it feels ......

It should feel good.

Jiang Ruyi was looked at by the man's straight eyes, and hurriedly grabbed the stick and threw it outside the door, and said with a smile: "Fortunately, there is no danger, I will fetch water for you to wash your face." ”

She quickly ran out to get hot water, and when she came back, Tian Qingyuan was untying her clothes, and her golden figure with wide shoulders and narrow back was inverted and triangular Jiang Ruyi couldn't help but swallow her saliva, and she made a grunt, which was very obvious in the quiet bedroom.

Tian Qingyuan's movements froze for a moment, quickly pulled up his bedclothes, turned around, and looked at her with a smile, "Miss Jiang...... It's very informal. ”

Is this a turning of the corner to say that she is "sexual"?

Jiang Ruyi came over with a basin, coughed, and said cheekily: "Who are the two of us, you are my husband...... One glance and no less meat. ”

Tian Qingyuan raised his eyebrows, and in his heart, he really felt that this Miss Jiang was unusual, and there were many curious things about her, including her cooking skills and personality......

He walked over, bent down and pinched the woman's cheek, as soft as expected, "That's what the lady said. ”

Jiang Ruyi blushed violently, and his cheeks were red-why was this person so seductive all of a sudden?

Early the next morning, Tian Qingyuan went out to work.

Jiang Ruyi knew that he was actually the head catcher of the Yamen, because the people in the village had no culture, and there was no difference between the executioners who only drank and killed people, plus the Tian family lived in the middle of the mountain, and they had a little contact with the villagers, so Tian Qingyuan's reputation spread a little ugly.

Jiang Xue, who knew Tian Qingyuan's identity, was even more angry that she couldn't eat, looking at Tian Qingyuan's eyes glowing green, like a wild wolf, Jiang Ruyi was unhappy for a while.

After eating breakfast, she wanted to send Jiang Xue away, but Zhang Zisu went to the door again, saw the scars on Jiang Xue's face, and the awkward posture of walking, and immediately shouted: "Xue'er, are you sleeping unsteadily in this broken place?" Yesterday you asked me to go back with you but you refused, you treat people as sisters, people don't think about treating you well, look, why do you still get hurt? ”

Zhang Zisu sarcastically mocked the Tian family with a gun and a stick, Tian's mother twisted her eyebrows, and she didn't bother to greet her, Jiang Ruyi hurriedly whispered: "Mother, you go in and rest for a while, I'll deal with it." ”

After all, it was the Jiang family's mess, and she didn't want to embarrass her mother-in-law.

Tian Mu hesitated for a moment, then excused herself from being uncomfortable and entered the door.

Zhang Zisu was angry and said sarcastically: "It's really a rural village woman, and she doesn't understand etiquette at all." ”

Jiang Ruyi sneered and replied: "The people in this village are simple and honest, where can you understand etiquette?" As soon as I came to the door, I yelled and didn't say anything, and the good daughter who taught me didn't sleep in the middle of the night and dressed coolly to come to my brother-in-law, and I didn't know that I thought she was going to seduce my husband. ”

Zhang Zisu was startled, glared at her fiercely, and dragged Jiang Xue to ask in a low voice, "...... You're not dead set on that butcher? ”

Jiang Xue twisted her waist, "Mother, what butcher?" He is the head catcher of the yamen, and he is the ...... Look at her like that......" She unwillingly glanced at Jiang Ruyi, who was so fat that she had to walk, and said in a low voice: "Where is she worthy of Tian Qingyuan?" ”

Zhang Zisu didn't expect that the so-called executioner would be a head catcher, although Jiang Xue's identity was not enough, but if Jiang Ruyi picked up this big bargain, she would never be happy, "You dead fat pig, you dare to do it to Xue'er?" Do you still have a conscience, if you don't have me, can you marry such a handsome man as Tian Qingyuan? ”

Jiang Ruyi said casually: "Please take your precious Xue'er back to Jiangfu to sleep on a high bed and soft pillow, our family is poor and can't afford this big Buddha." ”

Jiang Xue's face changed, and she hurriedly pulled a smile and walked over, "Sister, are you still angry with me?" I really didn't mean it last night, my mother is also a knife-mouthed tofu heart, don't be careful. We grew up together, and now that you're married, I'm reluctant, so let me stay with you for a few more days, okay? ”

Zhang Zisu's face was displeased, and he didn't care about scolding Jiang Ruyi, so he hurriedly pulled Jiang Xue aside to teach him a lesson.

Jiang Ruyi is too lazy to take care of this wonderful mother and daughter, she plans to lose weight, otherwise this body will be tired to death after walking two steps, and she can't do any work. and Tian Qingyuan's action of pinching her face last night......

Although he didn't dislike her for being fat, Jiang Ruyi's self-esteem was still frustrated, and he was determined to lose weight quickly.

Jiang Ruyi pulled the straw mat from the kitchen to the bedroom, spread a layer of sheets on it, and then began to recall the various postures of yoga, she was a chef and foodie in her previous life, so using yoga to control her weight has become a daily essential activity.

But she didn't expect that the yoga she was best at in her previous life, but in this life, this body couldn't even control the simplest yoga movements, so she could only start to adapt again from the introductory posture.

After practicing for several hours, she didn't give up, and began to challenge the moderately difficult yoga posture again, but she fell directly on the ground and couldn't even stand up, "Ouch...... My waist ......"

As soon as Tian Qingyuan entered the door, he saw Jiang Ruyi writhing on the ground, his eyebrows twisted together, but he inexplicably felt that this appearance was a little cute, and quipped: "Do you need my help?" ”

Jiang Ruyi, who was once again seen by Tian Qingyuan in a humiliating scene, suddenly turned red, and said in a vicious voice: "...... Pull me along. ”

Tian Qingyuan squatted down and pulled up the balled "white-flour steamed buns", because Jiang Ruyi's center of gravity was out of balance, he ran into Tian Qingyuan coldly, "Ah......h

Tian Qingyuan stretched out his arm and hugged her waist to prevent her from falling to the ground, but he couldn't help but be overwhelmed by the weight, "You...... Get up first. ”

Jiang Ruyi's face turned red, and he hurriedly stood up, pulled Tian Qingyuan up, and said embarrassedly: "Is it painful?" ”

Tian Qingyuan looked at her as she was eager to find a crack in the ground and smiled, "I'm not that weak." ”

Jiang Ruyi's heart jumped, and his face suddenly turned redder: this person laughed, and he became even more sultry.