Chapter 3 The Legendary Desperate Saburo

Lan Xing'er became famous in one fell swoop, becoming the first person in the world who can kill people with his throat, and the neighbors sent all kinds of sweet potatoes and cakes one after another, which made Lan Xing'er feel unprecedented enthusiasm, moved by a mess, and burst into tears.

People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and the famous Lan Xinger has become a hot employee in various stores.

Jun Mochen even threw an olive branch to her with ten taels of silver per month, including food and shelter as bait, and asked her to be a military advisor, although Jun Mochen's ultra-slow reaction in the process of arresting Yang Kun was quite complaining, but when he thought that ten taels of silver per month and still eating and living was really better than selling tofu by himself, since no one could resist the temptation of money, he agreed to push the boat down.

On the day of the report to the Yamen, it was just in time for Yang Kun to be escorted to Beijing, so Jun Mochen exhaled a long breath: "I finally caught it, and it was not in vain that I ate and couldn't sleep at night." ”

Lan Xing'er looked at Jun Mochen's emaciated figure with sympathy, the beard on the side of his mouth was undrawn, and his eyes were bloodshot and said, "My lord, you are really a clean official who thinks about the people of Li!" ”

Jun Mochen's body was shocked, and he turned his head and said expressionlessly: "Qingguan is a fart, who will be a desperate San Lang when his brain is kicked by a donkey, this place is a Qingshui Yamen, my purpose is to reward money and improve the poor and sour status quo of the Yamen, otherwise how will my subordinates obey me!" ”

Then he stretched out his finger and gestured to Lan Xing'er: "At least this amount of silver is enough for you to drink chicken soup for a lifetime." ”

Lan Xing'er stiffened the corners of her mouth, she didn't know what to say to this seemingly honest and honest official, but when she heard the last sentence, she grinned like a lucky cat, raised her hands above her head and shouted: "My lord is really wise, and he will definitely be as blessed as Nanshan in the East China Sea!" ”

Jun Mochen, who was about to go back to the house, slipped on his heel and almost fell down after hearing this out-of-tune analogy, thinking: This guy is really a complete foodie!

Three days later, the reward came down, and it was really five numbers. This made Lan Xing'er excited, fantasizing about how to squander the money and enjoy the happiness of eating and drinking with public funds in ancient times.

Jun Mochen divided the reward of 1,000 taels to the officials, and then redecorated the yamen with 1,000 taels, and then took out 1,000 taels and took Lan Xing'er to eat Song Cheng's novels.

Early the next morning, Lan Xing'er was dragged out of the warm quilt by Jun Mochen, when Lan Xing'er saw Jun Mochen's figure in his humble boudoir, he thought that he was old and dizzy, so he rubbed his eyes vigorously, and hurriedly pulled the quilt to cover his body when he was sure that it was not a hallucination in front of him, and then did not forget to shout in his heart.

"What are you shouting? Now there are just you and me in the yamen, and the officials haven't gone to work yet" Jun Mochen had a disdainful expression of disgust and disdain for Lan Xing'er's fuss.

Lan Xing'er was stimulated by his indifferent look, straightened her back and retorted: "Go to your sister's class, don't you know that there is a word that is inaccessible to men and women?" ”

"What does this have to do with you? You're not a woman......"

But before he could finish speaking, a pillow smashed like a gallop like him. It's a pity that he leaned over and dodged it.

"Get up quickly, I'll take you to an elegant place." After finishing speaking, Jun Mochen slipped faster than a rabbit.

Despite this, Lan Xing'er quickly got dressed, came to Jun Mochen, licked his face, and asked, "Where are you going to eat delicious today?" ”

Jun Mochen shot over with a roll of his eyes: "Don't always think about eating, go, take you to a place to soothe your body and mind!" ”

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It wasn't until there was a wooden basin with black dirty water in front of her that Lan Xing'er realized that Dare to Love Jun Mochen had brought her to wash her feet, but she didn't expect that there was also a pedicure in ancient times.

It seems that Jun Mochen is also here for the first time, he stammered and called the shopkeeper, and then waved his big hand with a pretending to be arrogant: "Let the girl with the best skills here come out and give us a massage." ”

The store should be about thirty years old, wrapped in pale pink clothes, draped in white gauze, and the whole person looks graceful and luxurious! This is the first time Lan Xing'er has seen such a beautiful and temperamental woman after traveling to ancient times.

I saw that the shopkeeper smiled slightly, and lightly opened his lips: "It turned out to be Lord Jun, and the appearance fee of our best girl here is five thousand taels." ”

Lan Xing'er couldn't help but spray all the tea she had just drunk on Jun Mochen's face after hearing this, what kind of girl has such a high appearance fee, is it possible to look like Zhao Yazhi, Cecilia Cheung, and Lin Chiling in temperament?

But at this time, Jun Mochen was drying the tea stains on his face, and said calmly: "Then it's called ordinary." ”

An hour later, I only heard that Lan Xing'er and Jun Mochen had surpassed the voices made by humans, shouting so loudly that they were smoking, and the soles of their feet were still tortured. The girl who massaged them probably regarded them as enemies, and she was called a ruthless heavy!

When the store came to inform them that they had consumed four thousand taels, Lan Xing'er and Jun Mochen were gorgeously stunned, full of black lines.

"Why is it so expensive?" Jun Mochen said unwillingly.

The shopkeeper always looks like he doesn't smile or speak: "Back to my lord, we charge 5,000 for good craftsmanship here, and the rest are average, charging 4,000." ”

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"Why are you still stunned, give money!" Lan Xing'er turned his elbow at Jun Mochen, who was stunned.

Bai Huahua's silver was ruined like this, and on the way back, Lan Xing'er crossed her hands on her hips and said in a fierce voice: "What about a place to soothe your body and mind, I'll see what you eat in the future, drink the northwest wind." ”

Jun Mochen smiled slyly after hearing this, and looked into the distance with an expression that Lan Xing'er couldn't understand: "Don't worry, I won't starve you to death with me." ”

"Nima, I'm afraid I'll starve you to death before I starve to death." Lan Xing'er said with a cold face without appreciation.