Chapter 201: The Spring of Li Dazui
Ling Hu Chong's amount of alcohol is very good, Wang Xu accompanies him to drink, Ling Hu Chong drinks three bowls and he only drinks one bowl, but this is still the case that he is drunk first.
In the blink of an eye, seven or eight catties of wine went down, making Hu Chong's face slightly red, and he had to continue drinking with Wang Xu.
The little junior brother who came with Ling Hu Chong, with an unhappy look on his face, said: "Senior brother, we are not here to drink, you have to focus on big things!" ”
"Big deal?" As soon as Linghu Chong drank the wine, he forgot everything, and only then did he think about what he was here for.
Shaking his head vigorously, Ling Hu Chong looked embarrassed, and said to Wang Xu: "Brother Wang, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, it seems that I can only do this today, if I don't drink enough, we will continue to drink next time." ”
"You're not having enough fun, are you?" Looking at Ling Hu Chong's eyes frequently looking at the wine jug, Wang Xu, who was a little drunk, thought so.
Originally, he also felt that he was a modern person, and he could also be called an alcohol battlefield, and it should not be difficult to bring down Ling Hu Chong.
In the end, seven or eight catties of wine went down, and Ling Hu Chong was actually just slightly red, and the more he drank, the more energetic he became, and he was not drunk at all.
Wang Xu estimated by himself that the degree of bamboo leaf green is not high, and the twenty-year aging should be more than 30 degrees, and seven or eight catties of wine made Hu Chong drink more than five catties himself, how did he practice this amount of wine.
"Brother Wang, I'll come back to you when I'm done, let's drink it next time." Linghu Chong picked up a wine jug, took the sword in his arms, and reluctantly said, "I'll go first." ”
Ling Hu Chong took his junior brother, no, he should have taken his junior sister away.
The person dressed as a junior brother was obviously a girl dressed as a man and a woman, and she didn't need to guess to know that it was Yue Lingshan.
Wang Xu stood up and sent Linghu Chong out of the door, until the two war horses disappeared from sight, and then he smiled: "What a Linghu Chong, really see you next time, you and I are friends and foes." ”
"You haven't taught me martial arts yet, why is Ling Hu Chong leaving?" When Wang Xu came back, Li Dazui happened to come out of the kitchen, and when he saw that everyone was gone, he immediately cried in mourning.
Linghu rushed away, don't think about martial arts, he is still the Li Dazui who doesn't know anything.
Li Dazui's heart was full of grievances, thinking to himself what kind of hero this is, what kind of hero is this, talking is not a word, even a cook who stir-fry is cheating, and there is no heavenly reason.
"What are you doing studying martial arts?" Seeing Li's big mouth, Wang Xu asked inexplicably.
Li Dazui thundered and didn't rain, and immediately stopped crying after hearing the sound, and said embarrassedly: "I'm just thinking, if I learn martial arts, Guo Furong won't be able to bully me." ”
"It's kind of interesting, I said listen, I'll teach you how to practice iron sand palms." Wang Xu has watched the martial arts biography and knows that Guo Furong will be overwhelming, and she bullies Li Dazui a lot on weekdays.
With the strength of the wine and the idea of fun, Wang Xu passed the iron sand palm out, wanting to see how Li Dazui, who had been refined into an iron sand palm, could toss in the Tongfu Inn.
Five minutes later...
"What I just told you is to practice the taboos and mantras of the iron sand palm, have you remembered it clearly?" Wang Xu didn't hide his secrets, the iron sand palm was practiced to the end, and he was only at the end of the second rate in the rivers and lakes, and it was nothing to teach Li Dazui.
Li Dazui listened in a daze, and the formulas and taboos added up to thousands of words, how could he remember them with his head.
Seeing Li's big mouth, Wang Xu knew what was going on, and said: "Call Xiucai to come over, I'll say a word, he will use a note to save you from forgetting." ”
"Okay, that's a good idea."
Li Dazui left in a hurry, bowed to Xiucai behind the counter, and begged: "Xiucai, you have to help me with this." ”
Lu Xiucai looked embarrassed and whispered: "You are crazy, a cheat book of more than 1,000 words, written on several pages on paper, the shopkeeper knows that you are such a waste of account books, you must not discount your legs?" ”
"Let her fight, in order to learn martial arts, I don't want this leg." Li Dazui's heart was as hard as iron, and he had no choice but to promise him to record it with an account book.
Wang Xu said that Xiucai wrote, and more than 1,000 words were written quickly.
Li Dazui took the cheats like a treasure, came to Wang Xu and knelt down with a pop, shouting: "Master Xie!" ”
"Forget it, master, I don't plan to accept you as an apprentice." Wang Xu taught Li Dazui martial arts just for fun, how could he accept him as an apprentice, passing on art and accepting apprentices are two different things.
After saying this, Wang Xu got drunk, staggered upstairs, and said without looking back: "If you think of me, Hiccup, use more snacks next time you cook, Hiccup..."
Zhu Yeqing is a grain wine, with great stamina, after Wang Xu went upstairs, he quickly fell asleep with the strength of the wine.
Li Dazui got his beloved cheats, and the whole person was refreshed, as if he had won the lottery.
No, it's different, people who win the lottery don't dare to speak up, but Li Dazui can't wait for everyone in the world to know that he is going to learn martial arts.
"Lao Bai, do you see it?" Li Dazui was the first to find Bai Zhantang and went up like a treasure.
Lao Bai was drying the quilt, and he didn't look back after hearing the sound, so he asked, "What is it?" ”
"Iron Sand Palm's martial arts cheats, I'm going to practice martial arts!" Li Da mouthed a long voice and shook his head, as if he had learned it.
When he heard that it was a martial arts cheat, Lao Bai didn't believe it at first, but when he took a look at it, he exclaimed: "It's really a martial arts cheat, where did you get it?" ”
"Awesome, right?" Li Dazui snatched the cheats, shook it in his hand, and said proudly: "This is what my master gave me." ”
"Do you have a master? Impossible, who is your master? "Lao Bai doesn't believe it a hundred times, but the cheats are here, facts speak louder than words.
Li Dazui's face was a little embarrassed, Wang Xu didn't accept him as an apprentice, he was putting gold on his face.
But the words were all spoken, and besides, he was not accepted as an apprentice and had no face, Li Dazui simply gritted his teeth and lied: "My master, you have seen it, it is the person who lived here last night and had a fight with Ji Wusheng." ”
"No, he'll take you as an apprentice, why?" Lao Bai looked surprised, and couldn't figure out why.
Li Dazui was not happy, and he was afraid that Lao Bai would continue to ask, so he said vaguely: "What else can I rely on, I have high qualifications, and I am a martial arts wizard who is rare in a thousand years." Okay, I won't tell you, you're really boring, I'll find someone else. ”
"It's really evil!" Looking at the back of Li Dazui leaving, Bai Zhantang swept the quilt with his hand and muttered: "I have known Li Dazui for so long, how come I don't know that he is a martial arts wizard?" ”
First Bai Zhantang, then Tong Xiangyu, then Ji Wuming, and finally Guo Furong.
Li Dazui walked all the way to show off all the way, especially after seeing Guo Furong, his head was even hotter, and he said angrily: "Guo Furong, you usually bully me a lot, I am going to learn iron sand palm now, three days later, do you dare to compete with me?" ”
"It's good, it's better." Guo Furong was thinking about the hero, and agreed without thinking about it.
In the next second, both of them regretted it.
Li Dazui regretted it because he hadn't practiced the iron sand palm yet, and who knew if he would be able to practice it in three days.
Guo Furong regretted it because she hadn't studied martial arts well since she was a child, and she had only practiced the first layer so far, and it would be a shame that she couldn't beat Li Dazui when the time came.
For a while, it was difficult for the two to ride a tiger, but the two still loved face, and no one was embarrassed to regret it.
There was a lot of trouble, and when Wang Xu got up in the afternoon, the entire Seven Heroes Town was spread all over the city, shouting to open a market for the competition between the two.
"Tongfu Inn, this group of living treasures, is worthy of being a comedy, so energetic all day long, life is really not lonely!" Wang Xu sat in the inn and drank the sobering soup, and after a long time, his eyes moved outward, looked at the street outside the window, and whispered: "Yue Buqun, don't let me wait for a long time!" ”