As soon as I heard that these two people were coming, I immediately asked Daoist Qi, "When will they arrive?" ”

The Taoist chief pondered slightly: "A little, a little." Hey, by the way, why don't you put a tea case in your office hall? If you are thirsty, can you ask for a bowl of tea? ”

I was speechless, turned around and took a 'sex' paper cup, took a bottle of water and handed it to the Taoist leader.

The Taoist slurped.

I asked, "Is your 'fleshy' body arranged at home?" ”

The Taoist chief nodded: "My parents in this life have allowed me to come here to practice. Oh, by the way, there is still one thing to ask about the poor road. ”

Spoken. The Taoist chief took out Tuhao gold and said: "Before Poor Dao and Na Yang Daoyou came here, there was a young 'female' Taoist friend who said that she wanted to discuss the Taoist law with Poor Dao. ”

"However, fellow Daoist, send a message, but Poor Dao doesn't understand what his words are, please help me consider one or two."

If you don't understand the above words, I'll translate it, that is, the Taoist met a girl, the other party asked for his mobile phone number, and sent a text message, the Taoist didn't understand what the sister said in the text message, and asked me specifically.

I took the local tyrant gold, glanced at the text message that the Taoist chief said, and I immediately felt hot and dry.

Text message, just seven words. However, it fully expresses the strong desire of a 'female' young man in estrus to 'mate'.

'Wet, want to roll the sheets with you. ’

At this time, the Taoist chief leaned forward: "Daoyou, do you say that this 'female' Daoist wants to pulp laundry, or she has been drenched in the rain?" But today is a sunny day, where is the rain? Well, not to mention the rain, what is this related to me rolling the 'bed' sheets? 'Bed' sheets, could it be that her 'bed' sheets are wrinkled, and she wants me to help them roll them out? ”

The Taoist chief looked innocent and meditated hard......

I glanced at Dao's appearance, then at the text message, and then I was stunned.

I asked, "Dao Chief, when you came, did you sit in the iron car at home?" ”

Dao Chief: "It was the iron cart driven by the father of the 'flesh' body that sent me here." ”

I asked, "The front end of the tin car can have a pattern and a logo?" ”

Dao Chief: "There is a rune painting. ”

I'll take a closer look at it. ”

The Taoist stretched out his fingers and lit water in the cup, and then drew it directly on the table.

A big 'B' word. When he was done, he drew a pair of extremely ugly little wings on the left and right of the B-word.

I get it. Bentley has none!

After the Taoist finished painting, he looked at it again and said, "Hey, this pair of wings, but the painting is not good enough, not good enough." By the way, do you have pen and paper? Can you let me draw again? ”

I waved, "No need. ”

The Taoist was dressed in LV's latest men's clothes, with millions of Patek Philippe on his wrist, a limited-edition LV men's bag on his shoulder, and he also took a Bentley to school after finishing his work.

Dressed in such a superb local tyrant, rich and handsome, he only received a text message asking for fit, which shows that he still lacks charm.

Otherwise, his mobile phone must not be blown up.

At this point, I told the truth to the Taoist.

After hearing this, the Taoist gritted his teeth: "I see, the way of this world has really changed, and there are 'female' and 'elf' everywhere." Fellow Daoist, you say, did she want to take the opportunity to steal my Yuanyang? ”

I nodded.

Dao Chang snorted coldly: "Hmph! I will never give 'female' goblins any chance to take advantage of them. Hum! ”

After I listened, I looked out the window, my eyes were deep, and my heart shouted: "God, quickly give me more 'female' and 'elves', let me subdue demons!" ”

But the world is so realistic, people who really want 'female' goblins can't get it, but people who don't want goblins at all suffer from goblins and goblins.

So, in order to give the Taoist chief a quiet, I decided to take him shopping for clothes.

The Taoist chief did not agree, he said that although this dress was too ostentatious in his eyes and did not conform to his own 'nature', it was inevitable that he would have to 'spend' money to buy it again. Then he advised me that if I had any money to spare, I might as well give it to those in need.

I only said one sentence about this, I said, a pair of 'pants' on your body is almost a year's income of a rural family in a mountainous area.

The Taoist chief was speechless.

Then, follow me down the street.

There is one kind of foreign trade store near the school, and I bought a standard casual student outfit for the Taoist chief. After changing my clothes, I saw that the Taoist chief carefully folded the LV that he had taken off, put it in his pocket, and then handed it to me and said, "Fellow Daoist, if you have free time, can you sell this clothes and exchange them for money to support those poor people?" ”

I was speechless, and my heart was moved.

Don't say anything, naïve, good!

After buying clothes, we walked out of the store, and on the way the Taoist asked me why I came to this campus.

I told the process truthfully.

Daoist: "Hey, fellow Daoist, I remembered that I was about to ask you about this." ”

I said, "What?" ”

Daoist: "Didn't I come yesterday?" During the day, I listened to my classmates and said that there was a man who went to work as a handyman in the laboratory building, and when he came out, he had a very different temperament, ignored others, and behaved very strangely. So, when I think of what you have investigated, I feel that there must be cause and effect between the two, so I say it, hoping that it will be useful to you. ”

I praised: "Great goodness." ”

In a word.

Suddenly, I heard someone shouting not far from the entrance of the school 'gate': "Help, help, quick, you save my boyfriend, he, what's wrong with him?" ”

I looked at the Taoist chief with a look, and immediately twisted my full strength, swished, and fled to the place where I was called.

There were a lot of people in front of me.

Separate the crowd and take a peek inside.

A boy was lying on the ground, covering his chest with his forehand and gritting his teeth to endure the pain.

The weather was not very hot, but there was a layer of sweat on the "door" of his brain, in addition, his face was pale and pale, his lips were blue and purple, and the purple was black, and it seemed that he was very frightened as if he had been poisoned.

Next to the boy stood a beautiful girl of the 'female' god level, and the girl had two lines of tears in her eyes at this time, squatting beside the boy and crying uncontrollably.

It stands to reason that someone should call an ambulance for this kind of sudden emergency scene, but I glanced around and found that many male students on the lookers not only did not call, but had a sense of schadenfreude.

I was puzzled, and looked at the one on the ground again.

Well, although the watch on the wrist is not as expensive as the Taoist chief, it is also an extraordinary product.

Obviously, this is a rich second generation who likes to die, and has no one in his eyes. Because of this, this product is not welcomed, and when it dies, there is no helper.

But no matter what, it's a life.

I looked at what looked like a sudden heart attack, and immediately gave the Taoist chief a look.

The Taoist chief understood, squatted down, checked the pulse, and then turned his head, and stopped talking.

I understood that this brother did not seem to be suffering from an ordinary disease.

At that moment, he said to the girl next to him, "Do you know where the school infirmary is?" ”

Girl: "I know, I know......"

"You lead the way, come, help me ......"

After speaking, the Taoist chief helped, and the sister carried this brother to my back, I carried someone, just walked two steps, and heard someone whispering: "Hmph, see if people have money, help, this world, it's true." ”

"It's useless to help, it is estimated that Mei Qiang will wake up in a while, and it will be good if you don't scold him."

"Hmph, that's a cheap ......"

I ignored the cynicism of my classmates, because I knew that what I was going to do was not the same thing as what they thought.

The girl led the team, swished, went straight to the campus, turned a few corners, and came to the campus infirmary.

This place is a small two-story building, very quiet, I don't know, it's really hard to find for a while.

Go to the 'door', go in, and meet an aunt.

The other party asked me, "Yo, what's wrong with this?" ”

I said, "This man is faint." ”

Auntie: "Quick, go to Clinic 1, go quickly." ”

I walked more than ten steps in the direction of my aunt's direction, found the No. 1 clinic, grabbed the 'door' and entered, and saw that there was a 'bed' inside, so I unloaded it for the person on my back and placed it on the 'bed'.

As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, he moved from next door to a tall little nurse wearing a mask.

The nurse has a pair of eyes that are very, very beautiful, and ......

Before she could take a closer look, the nurse said sharply, "What's wrong with him?" ”

Me: "I just fainted suddenly." ”

The nurse glanced at it: "Well, these two people stay, and the family members go out." ”

The girl who followed in was startled, then pointed to her chest and asked with a puzzled look: "Am I leaving?" ”

Nurse: "What do you think?" ”

Girl: "I ......"

The nurse was cold: "Let you go, you will go, why do you ask so much." ”

"Okay, good ......" The girl glanced at the nurse very aggrievedly, slowly dodged, moved, and closed the 'door'.

Wait until I'm sure my sister is really leaving.

I looked at the little nurse in front of me, and looked at the pair of white and delicate little 'legs' and 'legs' from the beginning...... I laughed evilly: "Yo, Xuanxuan, what's the matter, I'm addicted to wearing a nurse's uniform, isn't it?" ”

"Ouch...... "I was a 'excited' spirit, and then 'rubbed' my arms.

"What are you doing, pinch people when you meet." I gave the nurse a blank look.

The little nurse glared at me and lowered her voice and said, "Look at your sanctimonious 'color' appearance, let me ask you, what do you see, haven't you seen the 'legs' of 'women'?" The eyeballs are falling off. ”

I scorned and said, "No, all of a sudden, I didn't control my eyes." By the way, why did you come in pretending to be a nurse? Also, what about Lao Zhu? ”

At the mention of Lao Zhu, the girl gritted her teeth and said, "That damn thing!" I bothered to carry him up the mountain and ask the master to wake him up, but he, he actually took away a piece of ginseng 'jade' that I had worked so hard to raise, cut! Dead thing, see if I catch him, I don't 'get' him! ”

Suddenly, I wanted to laugh, but I held back, but I didn't laugh.

That ginseng 'jade' I know, it seems that Zhu Lao Dao found a ginseng spirit and planned to make a piece of ginseng 'jade'. As a result, Shen Ling asked Xuan Meizi to take it and tease it away. The old Taoist gritted his teeth angrily, and then this time, the Xuan girl raised the ginseng 'jade', and let the old Taoist obey again.

It's so funny for young and old.

I listened to the twists and turns, then looked here and asked Xiao Xuan: "Why did you 'sneak' into the infirmary?" ”

Xiao Xuan: "Master has a lay disciple who has a very good relationship with the contractor of this infirmary. As for me, I was the nurse introduced by the disciple to intern, well, that's it. ”

I said, "Why, '' like an agent." ”

Sister Xuan glanced at me: "It's not to cooperate with you, you take the task, you have to cooperate with you." ”

I was stunned: "What do you mean, what do you mean that if I take the task, you have to cooperate with me." ”

Xiao Xuan: "You are amazing, you are rich and handsome, okay." ”

I......

What else do I have to say, I don't want Daoist Qi to say: "Two fellow Daoists, how can your heart be so big, why, why don't you save people quickly, this person, ouch......"

Xiao Xuan sighed, and then said to the Dao Chief: "Okay Dao Chief, you know what's going on, I'll give him some infusion in a while, but the infusion is also a symptom, and it can't cure the root." ”

I asked, "Why?" ”

The Taoist chief hurriedly replied: "This son has been cursed by others!" ”