Chapter 219: I'm Not Dreaming
Seeing this, Jiang David was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Labor and management are just about to sensationalize, you are actually busy picking up garbage, how can you be so unsympathetic?
Why is this man so hard-hearted?
Even I touched myself!
Li Longna can take into account Jiang David's feelings, and if he knows, he must say that he feels sorry for himself.
Without dreams, you have not died!
If you lose your hands, don't you still have feet!
The most important thing is to learn to be self-enlightened.
After all, all living beings are suffering, and the only way to overcome them is to overcome them.
Li Long glanced around, if these magic props were absorbed by the system, it was estimated that they would reward at least hundreds of millions of economic income. Thinking of this, he suddenly thought of how to enlighten Jiang David.
"The surname is Jiang, you said you are a magician, so do you understand what magic is?"
Li Long suddenly turned around and asked.
What is magic?
Jiang David replied without thinking: "Magic is a constantly changing and unpredictable thing, it is also an art, you will feel that it violates objective laws and cognition, but in fact, it covers all aspects, chemistry, psychology, mathematics, performance, and so on. ”
Li Long pretended to nod, and then smiled: "Then what do you think of your magic level?" ”
"If my hand is still there, I'm sure I can win the World Championship."
Jiang David's eyes glowed with astonishing brilliance, but immediately dimmed again, "But it's useless to say this, without my hands, I'm a waste." ”
"Huh."
In the next second, Li Long let out a mocking laugh.
"What are you laughing at!"
Jiang David felt that his self-esteem had been hurt.
But I saw Li Long holding his intelligent robot hand from the ground, and I didn't see how he moved, and in an instant, the intelligent robot hand disappeared!
"Beep, the host will harvest two intelligent intelligent robot arms, increase the points of the Fortune Spirit Bead, and reward the gecko clone elixir x10!"
The sound of the system passed through his mind, and there were already 10 more bottles of potions in the snakeskin bag space in Li Long's pocket.
This was unexpected by Li Long.
He originally wanted to change a bunch of bills for Jiang David, so that this kid could open his eyes and let him know what real magic was.
But I didn't expect to get a gecko cloning elixir.
"Hey, I didn't expect even the system to pay attention to you."
Li Long glanced at Jiang David meaningfully.
But Jiang David looked disdainful, looked at Li Long's empty hands, and said with a smile: "It's just a trick, and you dare to get an axe in front of me." ”
The corners of Li Long's eyes twitched, Damn, you are quite arrogant.
In the next second, Li Long's heart moved, and a small purple porcelain bottle appeared in his hand.
Jiang David was still unmoved.
"What, what do you mean by conjuring up a medicine bottle, do you want to give me medicine?"
Jiang David smiled disdainfully.
"You guessed it right, that's right, it's true, I'm the greatest magician of this century, and today I see that you stupid guy gave up his life because he lost his hands, and in the heart of love, he kindly pulled you."
was despised by Jiang David for a long time, and Li Long also retorted unceremoniously.
Although the magic in his mouth is completely demonstrated with superpowers.
"Hehehe, you're a magician, ahahahaha......"
Jiang David looked up and laughed, as if he had heard the biggest joke in centuries.
"Hehe, your sister!"
Li Long rolled his eyes, twisted the cap of the bottle, took the opportunity to make a move, and poured the bottle of medicinal water out of Jiang David's mouth!
"Uh-huh......"
Jiang Dawei had a thick neck, his face was flushed, and it was too late to stop swallowing.
A tasteless, greasy, sticky liquid slid into your mouth.
"You, what did you give me!"
Jiang David's eyes glared angrily, and he wanted to spit it out but found that he couldn't.
The fluid seemed to dissolve quickly in its own body.
"Poison, after eating it, you will be promoted to immortal."
Li Long sneered.
"What, you're so ruthless!"
Jiang David was taken aback, beat his chest, and didn't want to die like this.
Li Long was amazed: "Hey, Xiao Jiang, don't you want to die, aren't I helping you?" ”
"Phew, if labor and management want to die, they have to find their own death, so they don't want to be poisoned, and if they want to be poisoned, they have to poison themselves!"
Jiang David said angrily, his fingers reaching into his throat.
"Hehe, you are looking for death and so much, why did you go earlier, and now you know that you regret it?"
Li Long looked down on Jiang David.
"You're special, this is your magic, I'm Cao, isn't bullshit!"
Jiang David scoffed vigorously.
In the next second, his two arms that had lost their forearms suddenly became in severe pain, as if millions of ants were gnawing at the wound that had severed their forearms!
"Ahh
Jiang David tossed and turned on the ground in pain, looking like he was going to die or live.
Li Long ignored it, but he panicked in his heart, this special gecko cloning elixir can't be fake, don't poison Jiang David......
In the next moment, Li Long's eyes showed joy, he actually saw a large amount of blood flowing from Jiang David's forearm wound, and at the same time, countless delicate flesh buds were spreading!
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And Jiang David also passed out in pain.
Li Long, as the only bystander, witnessed Jiang David's arms grow again under his thick nerves!
The newborn arm is fair-skinned and can be broken by blowing, a pair of hands that women love.
Li Long sighed in his heart, it was a miracle!
Seeing that he wanted to cut off his arm and drink a bottle of gecko cloning elixir, ahem, just kidding......
Just then, the phone rang.
Zhang Bozhi's call finally came.
"Brother Li Long, you finally answered the phone, I'm in a hurry!"
Zhang Bozhi's voice was hurried.
Li Long touched the back of his head and said strangely: "Bozhi, what's the matter, I don't think I'm so eager." ”
Zhang Bozhi on the other side heard this, and said softly: "Don't be poor, Brother Li Long, do you remember the two paparazzi you met the day before yesterday, they took photos of the scandal between me and you, and said that if you don't give six million, it will be exposed." ”
When Li Long heard this, he only felt funny in his heart, and asked rhetorically: "Then did you give it?" ”
Zhang Bozhi was stunned, and snorted coldly: "Give, I'll give a head, I want six million for two photos, and my money is not blown by the wind." Brother Li Long, I know you have the ability, can you help me find those two bastards? ”
"What are you looking for them, expose them if you want to, I don't care."
Li Long said casually.
"Huh?"
Li Long's reaction was completely unexpected by Zhang Bozhi, what does this mean is that even if he has a relationship with him, it will be fine?
At this moment, she suddenly had a little excitement.
"Then, Brother Li Long, if there is a scandal, you have to be responsible for others, after all, I can only call you my boyfriend at that time."
Boyfriend?
Li Long chuckled in his heart, and said with a sneer: "Ahem, Bozhi, don't joke with you, in fact, those two paparazzi have been caught by me, and now it is estimated that they will be tried in prison, scandal, that is definitely impossible." ”
"Ah...... Oh well. ”
Zhang Bozhi was obviously a little disappointed, Li Long was very embarrassed, and he couldn't help but blame himself in his heart, what kind of joke was he making with Zhang Bozhi!
Really, don't you know how attractive you are?
How annoying it is to be remembered by a girl with a good eye?
Thinking of this, Li Long hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Bozhi, didn't you want me to avenge you before, your ex-boyfriend, I'm on the way to it now, do you want to come?" ”
One sentence immediately raised Zhang Bozhi's interest.
"Okay, where are you?"
…………
10 minutes later, Jiang David woke up in a daze, and a smiling face that looked very bad suddenly came into view.
"What are you doing!"
Jiang David was so frightened that he stepped back against the floor.
Li Long smiled and said, "Xiao Zhao, are you awake?" ”
"Nonsense, am I still dreaming?"
Jiang David scolded.
Li Long's face turned cold, "At such an age, why don't you understand any politeness when you speak?" ”
After that, Li Long picked up a ball and threw it at Jiang David.
"I'm Cao!"
Jiang David was in a hurry and stretched out his hand to block it.
Syllable!
The ball was successfully blocked, but Jiang David froze.
His eyes widened, and the curtain was full of incredulity.
His hands have actually grown again!
Moreover, these hands are as beautiful as jade, which is intoxicating!
"This, am I dreaming, yes, I must be dreaming, my hand is gone, how can it grow again......"
Jiang David couldn't accept the truth for a while.
Li Long smiled, picked up a fruit knife next to him and slashed at Jiang David's left hand.
"Day!"
Jiang David jumped up on the spot, tightly protected his hands, and looked at Li Long with a patrolling expression.
"What do you want to do, even in a dream, you can't hurt my hand!"
Jiang David scolded loudly and angrily as if he were nervous.
"Dream, you're still awake, still dreaming!"
Li Long gave him a blank look, but he could also understand his mood, a person had already lost his hands, so he was disheartened, and he gave up his dreams, and even gave up his life, and suddenly one day, his hands grew again, which can be regarded as great sorrow and joy.
"You, you mean, I'm not dreaming?"
Jiang David's face was full of suspicion, and then a look of surprise appeared.
"This is the second floor, and if you jump from here, you'll know if you're dreaming."
Li Long pursed his lips and gestured.
Of course Jiang David couldn't jump, he stared at his hands, and finally made sure that his hands really grew!
It's not a dream!
"But how is this possible!"
Jiang David muttered, this is too contrary to common sense.
"Could it be the bottle of potion you gave me earlier?"
He suddenly remembered the medicine bottle in Li Long's hand before, and said in surprise.
“no,no,no!”
Li Long shook his head again and again: "You should call this a miracle, and I, as the greatest magician of this century, should accept this!" ”