In the picturesque Songcheng with all four seasons like spring, Lan Xing'er closed her eyes and took a sharp breath of fresh air, and then stroked the broken hair on her forehead with a posture that she thought was very charming, and put the "Tofu Shih Tzu" brand, and suddenly a gust of wind blew accompanied by a fragrance of tofu that refreshed people's hearts.

The neighbors of these ten miles and eight streets like to come to her to buy tofu, especially some young guys, when they buy tofu, their eyes sweep towards Lan Xing'er like a machine gun.

Just when Xing'er was leaning on the pole next to her in a very stylish posture and admiring herself, Su Yida, who had suffered from polio since she was a child, limped and trembled in front of her, and said inarticulately: "Xing'er, is there still Doudou Tofu?" ”

Lan Xing'er's eyes were about to roll to the back of her head, thinking that this guy is no wonder this guy is white and fat, like a piece of tofu, can eating tofu every day not look like tofu.

Despite the slight accusations in her heart, she still understands the truth that customers are God, and the most important thing is that no one will have trouble with money.

"Yes, yes, wow!" Lan Xing'er imitated his tone and teased him with a bright smile on her face.

Su Yida's face immediately showed two crimsons, and he stammered even more when he spoke: "That's good, give me two catties." ”

Lan Xing'er didn't say a word, quickly handed over the cut tofu, took the five copper plates he handed over with trembling leisurely, and then looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, shedding two lines of bright sadness.

In this fucking life, people are either palace nobles or concubines, and at the very least, she should be a palace maid, and she doesn't know what shit luck she stepped on as a heroic policewoman, but when she was on a mission, she found that her boyfriend Ye Xiaokai was holding a plump breasts and fat buttocks, staring at a messy yellow-haired girl eating marshmallows on the street, the eyes of the two people were sticky and wet, and they were tired of each other.

Then Lan Xing'er, who was furious, couldn't hold back any longer, and threw away her disguised colleagues without authorization and ran away towards the pair of dog men and women. thought that Ye Xiaokai should show a guilty expression when he saw him even if he didn't have an explanation, but who knew that the white-eyed wolf would justifiably announce the breakup to her.

Uncle can bear it and aunt can't bear it, Lan Xing'er let the irrepressible anger in her heart burn with gold stars, subconsciously took out the breast enhancement capsule in the bag, stuffed it into Ye Xiaokai's mouth, and then slapped it his chest, and showed a satisfied smile when she heard the sound of grunting and swallowing.

didn't wait for her to be happy too early, the foreign girl next to Ye Xiaokai stopped doing it, rushed over like a cannonball, and rudely grabbed Lan Xing'er's arm, and just wanted to make a side fall, Lan Xing'er turned around and then an extremely beautiful over-the-shoulder fall, and the foreign girl fell heavily to the ground.

You must know that Lan Xing'er is the only female policeman in the police station who has a fifth dan in karate, and she plays wrestling with the old lady, and she doesn't see what the old lady does.

Looking coldly at the pair of dog men and women on the ground who were staging a love session, Lan Xing'er raised his eyebrows and stroked the broken hair in front of his forehead, and silently recited the words "forgiving and forgiving" in his heart, and then hummed Xiao Yaxuan's "One Man's Wonderful" and left in style.

But life is like an insoles that can't be washed, you never know how smelly it will be in the next second, this unhappy over-the-top Lan Xing'er was imagining the next relationship, one accidentally stepped on the bottom of her foot, stumbled and fell into a manhole with an unknown manhole cover, and then the world was dark, and she fainted after the world swirled!

When she woke up, she inexplicably found herself lying in the pigsty, and the big pigs, small pigs, fat pigs, and fig pigs around her all looked at her with terrified eyes, and even a naughty little pig stepped directly on her.

Just when her consciousness was still hazy and blurred, an aunt of five big and three thick stared at her outside the pigsty for a long time, and finally saw that Lan Xing'er was still confused, and couldn't help but say, "Xing'er, are you not doing business today?" What to do in the pigsty? ”

One sentence almost scared Lan Xing'er to death, but when she looked for prestige, she was surprised to find that this aunt was wearing a rough cloth dress, and her kind eyes made Lan Xing'er temporarily dispel her hostility, and then began to pay attention to the surrounding environment, and finally learned from the aunt's mouth that this place was Songcheng, a small county of the Lai'an Dynasty.

Coincidentally, the owner of this small workshop called "Tofu Shih" is also called Lan Xing'er, which made Lan Xing'er's mind suddenly appear 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past, and they all had a gloating expression!

But these are secondary, the important thing is that although the climate of Songcheng is pleasant, it is 108,000 miles away from the capital.

Thinking about it like this, Lan Xing'er's heart became even more sad, he took the knife in his hand to cut tofu and slammed it on the table, tore open his gong-like throat and began to howl, singing "The Most Dazzling National Style" that was incomplete in five tones and ran out of tune to the Himalayas.

Lan Xing'er smiled with a small belly, with a face of "I am not good and everyone is not happy", and then the more she sang, the more she forgot herself, and finally sang "It's a pity that it's not you" with her eyes closed and self-absorbed, thinking of her unreliable ex-boyfriend Ye Xiaokai, she couldn't help but burst into sour tears and couldn't help but cry uncontrollably.

Finally, he was sad, sighed, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and looked up to find a man standing in front of him, wearing a light blue robe to set off his tall and elegant figure, his face was like a carving, with distinct facial features, and he was handsome and abnormally angular. The bottomless deep eyes under the eyes of the sword eyebrows made it easy for people to fall into it, and the tall nose and the thin and moderate red lips were raising a dizzying smile at this time.

Nima, what kind of trouble is this?

Lan Xing'er was excited, what she didn't expect was that there would be someone who would stop and listen to this kind of tormenting magic sound, not only that, but also with an intoxicated face, as if she was appreciating it.

Lan Xing'er pretended to be shy, and smiled shallowly at the man in front of her: "Does this son have something to say to the slave family?" After saying that, even he shivered, and goosebumps fell all over the ground.

The man came back to his senses, looked Lan Xing'er up and down, and said, "I have something to tell you." Then he turned back and ordered the people behind him: "This girl's singing has disturbed the daily life and diet of the nearby residents, and I will be dragged out and beaten to death with a stick." ”

Lan Xing'er almost collapsed on the tofu stall as soon as she heard that the soles of her feet were soft, this is the way of the gods, singing a song to express her emotions and causing death, which makes the unlucky Lan Xing'er embarrassed!

Thinking that because of his ex-boyfriend's splitting revenge, he has not yet married Ruyi Langjun, his facial expressions are extremely rich for a while, and the degree of convulsions can be called the eighteen bends of the mountain road.

The man looked at her with great interest, and finally couldn't help but laugh and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm joking with you." It will not endanger your life, but you must be fined five taels of silver. ”

Damn, Lan Xing'er can imagine after hearing this, the seven orifices are about to smoke, and suddenly spit on Xingzi: "You want to rob money?" Who are you, you? You say that if you pay a fine, you will be fined, your county official? After speaking, he didn't forget to give the man a roll of his eyes, and by the way, he greeted his whole family in his heart.

"You're right, it's exactly below." The man smiled evilly, and when he saw Lan Xing'er's expression of suspicion and contempt, he immediately took out all the pockets on his clothes.

After no result, he slapped his head suddenly, and under Lan Xing'er's terrifying gaze, he unhurriedly took out a crumpled white paper from the sole of his shoe, shook it, and instantly a stream of white smoke spread, seeing Lan Xing'er covering his nose, he smiled apologetically at her: "It's all for safety." ”

Then he unfolded the blank paper and said solemnly: "I am the newly appointed magistrate Jun Mochen of Song City, this is my letter of appointment, hurry up and take out the silver!" ”

I thought that this would be able to suppress Lan Xing'er, but I didn't expect Lan Xing'er to turn his neck and raise his head: "If you want money, you have a life." "Liu Hulan does not look like the stubborn appearance of the evil forces bowing their heads.

"Good personality, then I'm sorry, come on, put this girl in prison." Jun Mochen ordered.

"What? Did I hear me right? You're just a mustard...... Don't come here! Lan Xing'er excitedly punched and kicked those officials, and finally ran out of strength, and finally the enemy could only be caught obediently, and in the end, she was unwilling to spit out Jun Mochen's saliva.

Lan Xing'er was already sitting in a cold prison, and she didn't believe that singing was also a crime, so she sat in place and waited for her to be released, but an hour passed, three hours passed, and finally when the flowers were gone, the sky was dark, and her body was covered with cobwebs, and no one let her out.

At this time, she was a little panicked, and slammed the cell door: "When are you going to let me out?" ”

The jailer came over and looked at her: "Lord Jun said, you spit on him is a great disrespect to him, and that dress is the most cherished by Lord Jun and is often used to support the façade, so in addition to paying the fine, you must also apologize to Lord Jun and compensate for the clothes." ”

"Damn, your yamen is poor and crazy, I just spit on him, and I have to pay for my clothes for Mao, is that saliva sulfuric acid or what, I think your county official is simply a 360-degree neurosis. If you want me to apologize, there is no door, it's a big deal, I'll have food and accommodation here, and I'll kill him! Lan Xing'er gritted her teeth and couldn't wait to slap a brick to death the so-called Lord Jun.

The jailer's sympathetic gaze was tinged with appreciation, and he shook his head and sighed and walked away. For a while, Lan Xing'er felt that her image instantly became tall and hard, but in less than five seconds, she squatted in the corner like a deflated ball, and the gurgling sounds in her stomach reminded her that it was time for dinner.

It was so good that the jailer brought her dinner.

Lan Xing'er looked at the unknown floating object in the bowl and the rice that had changed into a green hair state with a bitter melon-like face, and her stomach turned over for a while, and then shouted at the jailer without hesitation: "You Lord Jun are there, take me to apologize to him!" ”