Qin Hao now knows that his current identity is Su Shuang, so naturally he will no longer use the name Qin Hao in front of outsiders.

"The king of Hades let me die on the third watch, who dares to keep me until the fifth watch? Uncle doesn't have to worry about me, although I, Su Shuang, am a code farmer, I don't believe in God, I don't respect ghosts, and I don't borrow my life from God. Uncle doesn't have to bluff me so much for a meal, this is 20 yuan, give it to uncle, see you tomorrow. ”

After Qin Hao finished speaking, he put the money into the broken porcelain jar that dropped a few pieces of lacquer in front of the old man, turned around and left.

"Good!" The thin old man glanced at Qin Hao's back, and said to himself: "It's all the old Yantou's dead ghost, saying that it is to rectify the imbalance of the population...... Pity such a good baby. After speaking, he shook his head helplessly.

"Master, you said he really won't come tomorrow?" A black dog sprang out of the old man's shadow, and it shook its somewhat bald tail: "Couldn't Shizun save him?" ”

"Save him? Hum! Old Yan didn't allow me to make a move...... "The more the thin old man thought about it, the more angry he became, and his beard was stretched one by one.

The old man stared at him, brushing his beard and sulking. He aimed at the black dog, and the corners of his mouth hooked and he laughed: "Apprentice, it's up to you this time!" ”

"Master, this ...... You can't make a move, and I can't. Lord Yama blamed me, and he had to send me to the eighteenth layer of hell. The black dog's front paws shook desperately.

"Disciple, everything is about cause and effect, if he is really gone, you owe him the grace of reward, but it will be counted in the next life. If you keep going, you have to be a cow and a horse. The thin old man shook the broken fan and smiled coldly: "Disciple, you have spiritual roots, but you don't covet other people's wealth, it's rare." ”

"Master, I'm salty, sweet and salty......" The black dog stretched out his paws and rubbed his face, looking proud.

"Look at the hair you have shed, it's that you eat too much salt! I can't do it, but you can. Even if Lao Yan asks, I will excuse you. The thin old man made up his mind: "In this life, you must repay your kindness, otherwise you will fall back into the animal way!" ”

"What's wrong with the beast road? Now cats and dogs are expensive, that is, the pig that is spurned, and it is also in the golden period, the futures are short, it is easy to avoid punishment, not to mention, but also to realize its own economic value. The black dog protested quietly.

"Cats and dogs are expensive? Then there you go. The thin old man looked at the black dog.

"Go now?" The black dog stretched out his paws in surprise and scraped the ground, and when he saw that the thin old man had made up his mind, he took a step forward.

The thin old man stroked his broken beard, looked at the gradually confused black shadow and nodded. Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he fanned his right hand and shouted: "Come back!" ”

"......" The black dog looked at the thin old man blankly: "Master, do you still have orders?" ”

"You're not a dog, and you can't be a dog!" The thin old man glanced at the black dog, and when he saw that it was crooked its neck and looked surprised, he explained in a low voice: "You only have one life, and after blocking his calamity, you are gone." In this way, the teacher will give you a few more lives. ”

After speaking, the futon in his hand shook a few times towards the black dog, and in the black dog's stunned face, a dirty black cat figure appeared under the street lamp.

"My ......," the black dog screamed, followed by two cat meows.

"Apprentice, I'm doing this for your good, life is hard enough to win the future, go, go." The thin old man whispered a few words of comfort in the angry gaze of the black cat, and with a wave of the broken fan in his hand, he slapped the black cat out.

"Ahh Yes! Yes! ”

In Qin Hao's current identity, in the shantytown where Su Shuang lives, many people heard the miserable man's cry. With the sound of windows closing, a fat black cat rushed in the air, ripped off dozens of clothes hanging from the wires to dry, and slammed into the flashing glass window.

Black Cat Four with its head stuck in the glass

After a few thrashes, he stood up and scurried through the shattered window.

The black cat looked at the man sleeping on the bed, stretched his waist with a resentful face, stretched out his front paws and slapped him in the face, and then the meat pad opened the bow left and right dozens of times, and then lay on the bed with a tired face and curled up.

Qin Hao was not a pampered person, he slept very sweetly this night, only sleeping until the sunlight shone in through the broken window and sprinkled on his face.

"302! 302's! Someone was shouting outside the window, and when he saw that no one answered Qin Hao's side, the voice was louder.

"Look at it, look at it! Little girl, no, why do you have such a big temper? It's all broken my flowers and plants! Little girl, let me tell you, if you want to compensate, you have to accompany me with the 30 yuan bill! ”

Accompanied by her voice, several residents near the window poked their heads out, and there were a few roars on the night shift: "Aunt Zhao, you are mourning!" ”

"No, it was Su Shuang's glass that fell off and smashed my Hezhulan! Oh, I said, how do you little juniors talk? Who is it to mourn?! The middle-aged woman pulled her throat and slammed into the vocal echo.

She was answered by a series of sounds of windows shutting.

The middle-aged woman shook her head when she saw this: "Oh, isn't it just a girl?" There are so many people who maintain her, but I'm afraid that the girl is high-spirited and can't look down on you! ”

"Don't let people sleep?!" In the position next to Qin Hao, the window clattered open, and a bloated little girl roared downward.

"Hey, my stuff is broken, I can't ask her for compensation? The world still talks about the king's law and doesn't talk about it! The middle-aged woman crossed her waist and stretched out her finger towards the fat girl: "Look at you, you look like a ball, what are you talking about!" ”

"Who do you say is like a ball?! I tore you! ”

The fat girl was so mad that she picked up the mirror and makeup case from the table and threw them down.

The sound of a commotion on the ground came up, and the middle-aged woman jumped back more than ten meters, and then shouted in shock: "Kill!" Killed! This building is all neurotic! ”

With the sound of rows of windows pushing open, the middle-aged woman didn't dare to speak, and her steps slipped back very quickly.

In the distance, the voice of "this group of neuropaths are all crazy ...... one by one" came from the alley.

It wasn't until the sound outside faded that Qin Hao, who was half asleep, turned over from the bed.

Now after careful consideration of the question of whether he is Su Shuang, he decided to let it go. Even thinking about the chaos caused by the chaos of the space-time dimension after the destruction of the Pantheon. Observe this situation before making a judgment.

Her eyes were deeply attracted by the black cat that appeared on the bed, and she smiled lightly, and stretched out her left hand to touch the black cat's head.

"Huh?"

She looked at her clean, white arm in a daze, and then, as if she had discovered something, she woke up and grabbed at her chest.

Soft and full, a touch that has never been felt before permeates the body.

Then she bounced up from the bed and rushed to the bathroom, accompanied by the sound of the sprinkler "Woo Hoo", and her scream of consternation: "It's gone!" Gone! And much more! And much more! ”

"Gollum...... Meow! ”

The black cat stretched and let out a cry of surprise. It heard a sound coming from the bathroom and couldn't help but look under its crotch. Thankfully, although Shizun has changed himself to a different species, what he should have is still there.

With a look of surprise, it glanced sympathetically in the direction of the bathroom, and said leisurely: "It's okay, at least life is still there." ”

"Who? Who's there! ”

Qin Hao, who is struggling,

Suddenly poked his head out of the bathroom, and after looking around, his eyes were fixed on the black cat, and he asked viciously, "Is it you!" Did you make me gone? ”

"Technical reasons," the black cat only glanced at the naked Qin Hao, then lowered his head and said with little interest: "If you were in better health last night, it might be a little bigger." ”

"I had a good night's sleep and went to Thailand?!" Qin Hao was wearing a bathrobe, and he took an umbrella from the door and approached the black cat.

"Thailand? No, no, this kind of minor surgery, you don't have to go over there. The black cat's eyes flashed with little stars, and he saw Qin Hao's face with grief and indignation, "In order to adapt to your future life, I tampered with all your circle of friends, oh, and here, it took me a lot of energy, I'll sleep for a while, don't disturb me." ”

"Huh?! Sure enough, it's you! I...... I'll beat you to death! Qin Hao completely collapsed, she shook her body a few times with her umbrella, and pounced towards the black cat.

After the black cat was swept by the umbrella, he grinned and fought back towards Qin Hao: "I'm good for you!" You little conscienceless! It's hopeless! ”

"I want you to take care of it! You give me back %! @#¥ Come! Qin Hao launched a fierce attack towards the black cat, "You dare to let me do this!" I'll make you the steward, too! Eunuch cat! ”

The black cat's front paws froze, and it scurried forward, far away from the killer star.

"You're still running? You still dare to run! I'm going to do you today! Qin Hao chased after him from behind.

"Bang bang bang".

There was a series of knocks on the door of the room, and a milky voice sounded: "Susu, why are you so angry, the old witch let me drive away." That...... Can I come in? ”

"Nope! ......" Qin Hao glanced at the messy room, only one syllable was uttered, and the door of the room opened in response.

A pale, slightly chubby girl poked her head out and glanced alertly around the room, smiling knowingly. Then she frowned and complained to the girl holding the pillow in front of her.

"Susu, your room should really be cleaned up, there is a musty smell!"

Qin Hao's eyebrows frowned slightly, and after a long time, he still couldn't remember who this person was: "You are?" ”

"Me? I'm your red sister! The girl was stunned for two seconds and then her eyes narrowed upward, and a touch of pampering appeared on her face: "You dead girl, sleeping in a daze?" Stretched out his hand and flicked it on Qin Hao's head.

Qin Hao grinned and rubbed his forehead, the fire in his heart rose, and he was about to inflict justice on the big fool when a light slipped through the air.

"I ......", Qin Hao was furious, ready to use the golden mouth cannon he practiced when he was a keyboard warrior. But I saw the big foolish girl smiling gracefully at herself. The black shadow also turned into a black cat, meowing at his feet.

Don't be angry, don't be angry! Be ladylike! Qin Hao glared at the black cat twice, but after all, he couldn't get angry and kicked lightly with his foot.

The information of the little chubby girl suddenly surged out of her mind: Han Xiaohong, Qin Hao's best friend. The personality is bold and informal, and he hardly goes out except to buy food......

"Meow!" The black cat struck at Qin Hao's calf with a wave of its paws, interrupting Qin Hao's reading.

Han Xiaohong crossed her arms with a concerned smile on her face: "Susu, you have figured it out after locking yourself in the room for so long, right?" Men can rely on, sows will go up trees! The women of the republic do not admit defeat! ”

What's the situation?! Qin Hao was stunned, could it be that this body still had a story before? Feed! Don't be a green tea scumbag girl and a little white lotus live broadcast! Qin Hao's soul trembled and cried weakly.

"We women should love ourselves...... Han Xiaohong chattered like a middle-aged woman, and the topic changed suddenly: "If you are lonely, my sister and I will accompany you, I don't mind!" ”