332 Women's clothing
Xiao Nan's idea was extremely whimsical, but fortunately, only the people in his team and Wolf Peak participated in his secret meeting, otherwise it would have to cause a sensation in the whole clan.
"You're going to be a women's clothing boss?" Miao Feng opened his mouth wide and said, "I didn't expect you to have this hobby." ”
Xiao Nan laughed: "Of course I don't have this habit, it's just an expedient measure, if we alarm the Gu group now, it will inevitably cause a new wave of siege." It's better to act in secret.
And Miao Feng and I both have the power of Fuxi to protect us, Gu can't help us, and the two of us enter in disguise, which is the best. ”
"Huh? You say me and you? Miao Feng found the point in his words.
"Yes, we all want women's clothes. Because according to the intelligence, the Lion Marquis sent a team composed entirely of women, and this time not only me, you, but everyone involved in the operation, all have to wear women's clothing. Of course, we still have half a month to prepare. Xiao Nan said, "How to intercept this team halfway, how to infiltrate it, you have to deploy carefully." ”
"Women's clothing, ......" Miao Feng was still very obsessed with this question, and he suddenly thought: "Do you really want to be a jade phoenix?!" ”
Xiao Nan nodded firmly: "In this way, I can get close to the Bandit King and learn the secret of the core of Gu City." ”
"There's a big question, how do you hide the fact that you don't have legs?" Miao Feng asked.
"It is rumored that Jade Phoenix is good at dancing, and her dancing skills are outstanding, and she can even dance on a slap-sized drum." Wolf Peak added.
"That's why I need Miao Feng and even Wanyue to cooperate with me, according to the experience of making stars in the future, stars don't have to do everything in person." Xiao Nan said, "I can find a stand-in." Miao Feng and Wanyue can be my dance substitutes. ”
"Mai Li? What do you want? Even if we could dance for you, how would you hide your own body...... You don't have legs? Miao Feng asked with his arms crossed, he always felt that he seemed to be gradually taken off topic by Xiao Nan.
"Got a prosthetic leg." Xiao Nan said it very simply.
Miao Feng == looked at him: "How to match...... Well, I got it. ”
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This time, Xiao Nan set the time rift to the future to a month after Wanyue went to the modern era.
And there are still about two months before Gu Mother destroys the world. There is still half of the world operating normally, and people regard the existence of Gu in the other half of the world as a problem that can be solved by waiting for the development of science and technology in the future, so they are paralyzed and self-deceiving, so it seems that all industries are still operating as usual.
It's not the first time Xiao Nan has a prosthetic leg, and he still doesn't like the process, the new prosthetic leg costs him most of his savings - after all, the more realistic his requirements are, the better.
The prosthetic fitter even said that his residual limb function was well preserved, and if he practiced it, he could even walk slowly like a normal person.
Miao Feng couldn't help but look at Xiao Nan after hearing this, Xiao Nan looked at Miao Feng before saying, "I will practice hard." ”
The assembly of the prosthetic leg is not slow, it will be done in a few days, Xiao Nan is not in a hurry to go back, but really decided to practice walking here before leaving.
Since he has made up his mind, Miao Feng can only accompany him, from Xiao Nan can only barely stand with his support in a prosthetic leg, until he can walk slowly with a cane after not knowing how many falls he has fallen, Miao Feng is more "ruthless" to Xiao Nan, even so, watching Xiao Nan fall day by day with more bruise marks, and the stump wear out the skin, he finally felt a little unbearable.
Xiao Nan's hard-hearted words are really difficult to persuade, I don't know whether to say that he is rare to be stubborn once, or that he has extraordinary perseverance, after a month, he can really stand up and walk with prosthetics, but he still has to rely on a cane.
Realizing that even if he practiced hard, he could only go so far, Xiao Nan said, "Miao Feng, I think we can almost go back." ”
Miao Feng, who was playing a game, was surprised: "Are you going to go back?" Go back to being a women's clothing boss? ”
"It's not just me, it's you." Xiao Nan said.
Miao Feng immediately showed a disdainful expression, and Xiao Nan said: "Actually, I also ordered some special 'women's clothes' according to our size on the Internet, and we can leave when the courier arrives." ”
"You're really ...... I think you just have some kind of fetish. Miao Feng pouted.
"It's just for work." Xiao Nan came to Miao Feng with a cane and sat down on the armrest of the sofa. He was still a little happy to experience the height of a normal person again.
"Do you want to practice your dancing?" Xiao Nan patted Miao Feng's back with the handle of his cane.
"Do I still need to practice? Are you being funny? Miao Feng still didn't think so, "Don't bother me, I'm going to finish this game." ”
"You're a great hitter, but who knows if you can dance?" Xiao Nan chattered.
Miao Feng came back to his senses, Xiao Nan is a person who has a great bad taste! Not the average big!
Finally, the "women's clothing" purchased online arrived, and Miao Feng saw that the bullshit women's clothing was all bad taste fake breasts, silk, socks or something, as well as wigs and cosmetics.
"Xiao Nan, something is wrong with you." Miao Feng checked these "equipment" and pointed to Xiao Nandao.
"If you want to pretend to be a woman, of course you have to be professional!" Xiao Nan said very reasonably, "Do you think you are like a woman when you wear a skirt casually?" ”
"Do your followers know that you are a pervert?" Miao Feng suddenly said in surprise.
"Nonsense!"
"What is this! There is even a manual?! "Asian Women's Clothing Boss Makeup Magic"?! Miao Feng picked up the book at the bottom of the box and exclaimed.
Xiao Nan said: "If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools. ”
Miao Feng threw the book in his face.
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For the others who stayed in Shuyuan, Xiao Nan and Miao Feng had only entered the space-time rift for less than ten minutes.
And when they came back, they were really "fully loaded" and brought a whole bunch of things with them.
Over the next few days, the team continued to discuss the convoy information obtained by the spies, and finally developed a complete plan.
And this idea is also the most unexpected, no one would have thought that Xiao Nan and others would enter the mountain market in disguise as women.
In these days, Wanyue and Lu Hua customized women's clothes for Xiao Nan and others according to the local style, and asked them to try them on.
For men in this era, wearing women's clothes may be a great shame, but Xiao Nan obviously does not have this ideological burden, and he is also very dedicated to asking Wanyue to put on makeup for him and wear all the outfits.
In his room, Lin Yi, Miao Feng, and Lei Xue were all looking forward to Xiao Nan's women's clothes behind the curtains. even tore open the potato chips brought by Miao Feng and waited while eating.
After waiting for a long time, Wanyue finally helped Xiao Nan dress up, and lifted the curtain to show the people outside.
Suddenly, the potato chips in everyone's hands fell to the ground in shock.
Miao Feng's mouth couldn't close for a long time, and it took a long time before he said, "You are really Xiao Nan?!" ”
"Of course I'm Xiao Nan." The peerless beauty made Xiao Nan's voice, "her" had a sterling silver flower on her long hair, wearing a light-colored ethnic style dress, sitting on the floor, wearing white socks and embroidered shoes on her feet, her figure was extremely perfect, her waist was slender, her black hair was like a waterfall, her lips were like Danxia, her eyebrows and eyes were charming, and her makeup was nothing.
"Awesome, awesome!!" Lin Yi could only applaud.
"Miao Feng, it's your turn next. According to the book on Asian sorcery, as long as we have high makeup skills, we can actually make up about the same makeup on our faces. Xiao Nan said.
"I'm not going to wear women's clothes in front of you." Miao Feng hugged his arms and laughed.
Xiao Nan took off his prosthetic leg and said, "I'm waiting for you here." Let's compare the results. ”
So, half an hour later, Miao Feng, the women's clothing that surprised the potato chips again, appeared, Wanyue's makeup skills are really superb, Miao Feng and Xiao Nan after the women's makeup, if you don't look carefully, it's really almost the same.
"Look, I didn't buy my wig for nothing." Xiao Nan looked at Miao Feng, who was humming in women's clothes, and showed a hehehe smile.
Looking at Xiao Nan's triumphant expression, Miao Feng wanted to kick him in the face.
After some careful planning, the day finally came to implement the plan.
On this day, as a few days ago, there was a heavy fog, but it was a good cover for everyone's movements.
On the secret plank road leading to the depths of the sea of trees, a mysterious team is slowly moving forward with a rather large sedan chair.
From the sedan chair man who carried the sedan chair to the entourage who accompanied him, all of them were women. They were escorted by a group of men with firearms.
This team is the tribute team sent by the Lion Marquis to go to the mountain city.
On the narrow mountain road, the tribute team actually met head-on with a marrying team, for a while, the two sides were deadlocked, no one was willing to retreat and give way, and the other side of the plank road was a ravine.
The bandit in charge of escorting was extremely impatient, rushed to the team, took out a box gun, and scolded in a bad voice: "What dog thing that doesn't have long eyes, even doesn't give way to the uncle!" Do you know whose family you are bumping into? ”
Wolf Feng, who was dressed as a sedan chair man, came over and laughed and said: "Uncle, we are just entrusted by someone to pick up the bride, and the time is about to come, and it is unlucky to miss the time, please be accommodating!" ”
"Accommodating? Lord has been rampant in this mountain for so many years, only others have been accommodating, and no one has dared to let Ye be accommodating, I think you kid is just impatient! With that, he put the box gun against Wolf Feng's forehead and made a gesture of intimidation.
The people behind Wolf Feng came to pretend to fight, and soon the two groups of people crowded together.
At this moment, there was a cough in the sedan chair, and the people on the side of Wolf Peak immediately attacked, and those bandits didn't have time to shoot, so they were knocked down by the brave and combative warriors of the wolf department, and the women in the opposing team screamed in fright when they saw this, so Wolf Feng grabbed the bandits' guns and fired a few shots, shouting: "Whoever dares to run away will kill him first!" Kneel down for me! ”
Some women were so frightened that they didn't dare to move, and some wanted to run, but they were directly knocked out by Wolf Feng's men.
At this time, everyone in Shuyuan, who pretended to be a wedding team, appeared one after another, and immediately began to disguise, took off the clothes of the entourage in the other party's team and changed into them, and took these women away.
The whole process was extremely fast, and after a while, the team of the Lion Marquis was completely replaced. Miao Feng, who had already changed into women's clothes, walked out of the sedan chair and walked to the sedan chair, wanting to see what the so-called jade phoenix, the world's first beauty, looked like.
It's just that as soon as the curtain of the sedan chair was lifted, there was a smell of blood coming from inside, and I saw that a woman had already committed suicide in the sedan chair, she stabbed her throat with a hairpin, and it seemed that she had been dead for several hours.
This woman has an extremely beautiful face, it should be the so-called "Jade Phoenix", but I don't know how desperate she is, she committed suicide on the way to pay tribute!
"Bury this woman well, and the others will find a place to lock them up first, so that they can't let the news leak." Miao Feng ordered.
After that, after the others replaced the cover in the sedan chair, he took out Xiao Nan, who was also in the wedding sedan chair, and put him in the sedan chair.
And the people who replaced the team of the lion marquis carried the sedan chair and continued to move towards the place where the mountain market was located.
This is also thanks to the fact that Xiao Nan got the map from the laughing camel and knew the location of the mountain city.
I just don't know what tests lie ahead.