On the first day after the transfer, the first class, the first meeting, I was sent out to stand all morning.

In my opinion, this must be a sign that my future will be smooth sailing.

My father often said to me that if you can't do the best, you have to do the worst, because those who remain in the middle are doomed to obscurity.

At lunch, I remembered this sentence as soon as I opened the bento box, and I almost didn't laugh out loud.

It seems that I should not be the kind of immortal who is unknown.

Wait, wait, one of the immortals spoke, and his eyes widened: "Immortals, lunch, I'm not dazzled, right?"

It's lunch, you read that right, and the lunch box.

This immortal friend's eyes widened, and he probably thought it was strange:

Haven't they all become immortals and become enlightened?

It's outrageous to squeeze the bus and go to elementary school, and you still have to nibble on a bento during your lunch break? I knew it was such a miserable life, and I still cultivated a snake fairy?

Ah, I'll tell you about this kind of thought, that's actually what I am.

It is said that in ancient times, those mortals were very unhappy and always felt that their lives were not good enough. They have been poor all their lives, meditating on hunger strikes and flying kites during thunderstorms, so they want to find a way out, find a place where they don't have to squeeze the bus to go to elementary school to eat bento.

Where there is a will, there is a way, and such a perfect place was found by them. Kneeling down on the vast sea of clouds, the first batch of immortal cultivators wept with joy.

"This is the Promised Land!"

"Paradise!"

"Legendary utopia!"

As they spoke, they began to build the first batch of immortal houses, build the first immortal road, build a bus cloud car, and ...... Gai Xianjie Primary School.

After all, immortals also have feelings, and with feelings, it is inevitable that there will be emotional fruits, and with fruits, there must be suitable nurseries, how can you do without building primary schools?

In the same way, if you have an elementary school, you will have students, and if you have students, you will need to eat lunch, and lunch boxes are naturally indispensable.

After cultivating immortals for thousands of years, they finally succeeded, and successfully let their descendants live in the clouds the days they spit on under the clouds

- Squeeze the bus to go to elementary school and eat a bento.

The first batch of immortal cultivators had boundless mana, and it took a total of six days to build the immortal realm. On the seventh day, the heavens had been decided, and they gathered in the newly built Lingxiao Treasure Hall to drink wine, and the joyful atmosphere gradually reached a climax.

There were many immortals at that feast, and one of them was very intelligent, no matter how complicated things were, he could always see the essence through the surface.

If you put him on the ground thousands of years from now, he would be revered as a genius, locked up in a small room, scribbling on a small blackboard or something.

However, this is in the fairy world, and it is about spells and combat power. His ability to do this can only be regarded as a little "little clever" at best.

The little ghost drank too much jade brew, and his self-control ability decreased by fifty percent year-on-year. He looked at the joyful immortals around him, and suddenly the sadness flowed backwards, and he began to cry bitterly.

"Brother, why are you sad?" the immortals around him stopped and frowned.

The little clever cried silently: "I, I'm not for anything else." I just can't figure it out. We have cultivated for thousands of years, and then we have become immortals and ascended to heaven, why is life still the same as on the ground? We have not found a real way out, and this is a special code of an endless loop!"

The more he spoke, the more excited he became, and at last he jumped up, threw the glass cup on the ground, and snapped.

The immortals are all very intelligent, and they have come to their senses after such a little bit of ingenuity. They nodded slowly, thinking about what they had done since they went to heaven, and no immortals spoke, and a heavy atmosphere flowed in the treasure hall.

They stopped drinking, they lifted the clever immortal on their shoulders, carried him to the edge of the sea of clouds, and kicked him down.

In this life where there is no way out, the most intolerable are those "little wits".

So you understand, look at the fate of those little clevers, please don't dwell on the question of whether immortals should receive nine years of compulsory education.

In short, after that dramatic banquet, the Jade Emperor was born among the first batch of immortal cultivators, the Heavenly Gods and Buddhas were born, and a society that seemed to be basically the same as those mortals on the ground.

This lofty society declares that this is the ultimate answer to life, and that life is the way it should be.

There are some things, the more you pursue, the more painful it becomes. Until one day you die and stop thinking about it, but become happy.

Immortals, immortals, don't mix, what is the meaning of life?

What's the matter with your hammer! Lao Tzu knows what it is?

This is the only truth that has been summed up after cultivating immortals for thousands of years.

As for why the immortals had lunch and brought a bento, it was naturally very easy to explain.

People are fucking people, and immortals are fucking immortals. Mother Xian kindly made a bento for you, don't you eat it? Do you say, "Wow, this beef is half raw, and the rice is burnt, so I don't want to eat it?"

No, it won't. What is in the lunch box is the fairy mother's full love for you, how can you not eat it?

Therefore, it is really logical that the immortals also have to eat and bring a boxed lunch.

It was with such a very rational state of mind that I opened the bento box and aimed at those mysterious substances that could not be explained by any theory, and devoured them with a courage that was not rational at all.

This is life.

And life is so sad.