After gossiping with Xiaoxiao for a long time, Xiaofang finally got to the point, and was about to listen to it.

At this time, Arthur was holding a piece of fried lotus root in his hand and walked towards this side: "Two beautiful women, what are you talking about, chatting so happily?" ”

Xiaoxiao was ecstatic in her heart: Thank you lovely hippie Arthur, you really came in time!

The misunderstanding between Che Qiuliang and Xiao Yaxuan came to an abrupt end, Xiaoxiao couldn't wait to hug Arthur and kiss him a few times, but Xiaofang hated Arthur to death.

She complained in her heart that this foreign devil didn't come early or late, and she came at a critical moment.

Xiao Fang, who had given up all her previous efforts, only rolled her eyes.

Xiao Fang scolded in her heart: You foreign devil, you know how to eat all day long. When I came to China, I wanted to eat Chinese delicacies.

At that time, a skinny man finally turned into Zhu Bajie and went back, and even his relatives disliked you, see if you are still desperate to eat food.

Xiao Fang bit her lower lip tightly, and wanted to walk over, lift the gringo's collar, and slap him a few times.

Xiaoxiao jumped up and greeted Arthur happily.

"Arthur, you're stealing again, what good things are you eating?

Hee-hee, when you come to someone's house, you want to drill into the kitchen. He said to him with a smile.

Arthur shook his head, shrugged his shoulders habitually, and spread his hands: "That can't be helped, who told you that China is broad and profound, and the dishes you make are so delicious, even the old woman is about to become a chef in my eyes."

You see, Xiao's mother's fried lotus root slices are yellow and beautiful. The outside is charred and the inside is tender, the taste is very good, and it is really delicious.

If I knew that your Chinese food was so delicious, I should have brought a big stomach pouch and eaten and eaten all day long, how comfortable it was. ”

Xiao Fang was cold behind the smile, and whispered: "Be careful when the time comes, eat like a pregnant lady and go home,

Even your parents don't recognize you, then it's troublesome, I warn you, people who are too fat can't find a wife.

Don't think that Chinese food is delicious, just eat it desperately, and then lose weight will cost you your life. ”

"Hee-hee, don't scare Arthur, it's a blessing to be able to eat. Arthur, don't listen to her, it's okay, as long as people exercise more, they can restrain obesity. He grinned and encouraged Arthur to eat more.

This life is not long, but don't let down the food.

Because she was afraid that Arthur would leave first, Xiao Fang would not give up when the time came, and asked her about the misunderstanding between Xiao Yaxuan and Che Qiuliang, and Xiaoxiao was really a little overwhelmed.

So, Xiaoxiao fled as if he left Xiaofang first and ran to the kitchen.

"Hee-hee, I'll also go to the kitchen to see if there's anything delicious, seeing that Arthur is eating deliciously, so I'm hungry and my mouth is hungry, and I'm going to the kitchen to find something to eat."

"I knew that one by one you were either running away or perfunctory to me." Xiaofang was very angry and helpless, so she sat back in place and was in a daze there.

Arthur didn't look at the words, but leaned over and said with a smile: "Beauty, you are in such a good figure, you still have to lose weight, you need to eat a little more."

Tell you, men don't necessarily like skinny women, and they also like chubby women, so they feel good to the touch. ”

Arthur's words added fuel to the fire, making Xiaofang more and more angry.

"Oh, yes, I'm kind of lonely, so you can polish your eyes a little in the future, find a fat woman like a sow, and be your girlfriend, so that it feels better." Xiao Fang said angrily.

"Hee-hee, the sow is also good, the meat is thick, lying on it is like sleeping on the sofa, elastic, and warm, not too good."

Xiao Fang was angry with Arthur's words, gave him a blank look, and ignored him.

"You and Zhang Xiaoxiao are talking and laughing here, I'm here, you don't even want to speak, am I so annoying?

Anyway, I'm also a handsome guy in the UK, and I'm very popular with ladies when I come to you.

Even Xiaoxiao is very fond of me, why don't you like me? I remember the last time you saw me, your face was red and a little shy.

I thought you were interesting to me! Arthur spoke very bluntly, and it didn't matter whether others liked it or not, as long as he was willing to say it.

This foreigner is a guest after all, and Xiao Fang doesn't want to offend him, although she is a little disgusted with him in her heart, she doesn't want to show it on her face.

But if you sit face to face with this foreigner all the time and don't speak, the scene is also very embarrassing.

Xiao Fang squeezed out a smile at him: "Handsome guy, you sit, I'll prune the flower branches." ”

Fang left Arthur and ran over to prune the flowers in the yard. Suddenly, she screamed, so frightened that she threw away the scissors.

This is a good time for heroes to save beauty, Arthur hurriedly ran over, Xiaofang turned around, and suddenly crashed into his arms, but Arthur hugged her again.

"Beauty, what's wrong, what do you see?"

"Mom, such a big centipede, it scared me to death." Xiao Fang trembled.

Arthur hugged her and patted her on the back as a sign of comfort.

"Centipede, it's okay, look at me." Arthur hurried to look for it, and really saw a thumb-thick centipede crawling on a branch and leaf.

He took the scissors, knocked down the centipede, and then used the scissors to stick the scissors into the centipede's back at once.

"You bad thing, you dare to scare the beauty, see how I clean you up."

The centipede died soon after Arthur's high-handed policies.

"Xiaofang, I heard that you are from the countryside, why are you even afraid of centipedes, your courage is too small.

Look at Zhang Xiaoxiao, she is not a few years older than you, but she is more courageous than Lei Gong, and yesterday she was rewarded by the police station for her meritorious service in catching bad people. ”

"What are you kidding, handsome dude. Sister Xiaoxiao has a big belly, how can she still catch the bad guys? Xiaofang was skeptical.

"Really, I didn't lie to you, I lied to you that you were a puppy!" Arthur hurriedly swore an oath, "She took a reward of 20,000 yuan, and Ma Shijian took 30,000 yuan." ”

Xiao Fang looked at Arthur's serious appearance, not like he was lying.

Arthur, who doesn't know the truth, really regards Zhang Xiaoxiao's jokes as heroic deeds, and he talks about them whenever he meets people and promotes them everywhere.

When Xiao Fang heard this, she could only sigh to herself.

"Then tell me a little more detail, how did Sister Xiaoxiao catch that villain. If I could, what work would I still attend, and I would just run the streets every day to catch the bad guys.

Where is the villain caught by Sister Xiaoxiao, has he been detained by the police? ”

Arthur glanced at Xiaofang: "If you don't detain it, can Xiaoxiao get those generous bonuses?"

Besides, I accompanied her to collect the bonus.

Hehe, in fact, that's not a clever villain, it's your sister-in-law's ex-brother-in-law. ”

"Yang Yong." Xiao Fang exclaimed.

Arthur smiled and nodded: "Yes, it's that domestic violence man Yang Yong, who likes to beat his wife and children every day when he has nothing to do."

That's why his wife will empathize and throw herself into the arms of others. ”

"This man lives to make dung, and he is really a failure to be a man, and even his daughter calls him the devil."

Although there is only one side, Xiaofang's impression of Yang Yong is also very poor.

There, Arthur said to himself, "This time, let's see who else is going to bail him out." Xiaofang, you must warn your cousin not to meddle in matters again. ”

Arthur seemed to think of something, and hurriedly instructed Xiao Fang.

Xiao Fang looked at him in surprise: "What do you mean by this, could it be that my cousin used to meddle with his affairs?"

In this way, my cousin is too kind, it's just too kind. ”

"A hill of Luo, there is nothing kind or not kind. I think your cousin and Yang Yong are the same kind of people. Arthur sneered, "If it weren't for the big mouth's face, who would want to come to Xiao Yaxuan's house?"

However, Xiao's mother and his baby son are completely different, the old lady is kind and capable, willing to give, how could she give birth to such a despicable and shameless son? ”

Xiao Fang was furious when she heard this, this foreign devil actually dared to say bad things about her cousin in front of her, and this is okay, her cousin Xiao Yaxuan is the pride of their relatives and friends.

"You...... You give me out, you give me ...... Get out, I'm not welcome you here, get out of here, you'd better get back to England. ”

Xiao Fang pushed and shoved to kick Arthur out.

"What are you doing, what are you doing? You are a girl, you look smart and beautiful, why are you so rude?

I, Arthur, never liked to tell lies, and I never said those hypocritical things.

Don't you know what kind of person your cousin is?

If you don't know, you're definitely blinded by love. Arthur continued to criticize him.

Xiao Fang was angry and said angrily: "You're right, I really don't know who my cousin is,

You know what he's done, please tell me quickly, and if you don't give a reason, don't blame me for being unkind to you. ”

"First: Your cousin, three times and twice, almost made your sister-in-law jump off the building, is this a great crime?

Second, your cousin knows that Yang Yong is an out-and-out bad guy, but Xiao Yaxuan went to the detention center and released him on bail, is this a great crime?

Your cousin has such a good woman as your sister-in-law, but he is still not satisfied, and wants to continue to have fun outside, looking for flowers and willows, and stepping on several boats, is this a great crime?

This kind of disloyal, unfilial, unkind and unrighteous guy, even I despise him, you still treat her as a treasure in the palm of your hand, worship him, and treat him as a big hero!

Haha, what are you kidding! "Arthur began to reveal the truth.

Arthur was like a treasure, reciting Xiao Yaxuan's accusations, and when the charges were counted, Xiao Fang was stunned.

Xiao Fang couldn't believe her ears, her cousin still has an unknown side, Arthur's words, is it true?

"No, I don't believe your nonsense, you're a gluttonous scoundrel who doesn't know anything and loves to talk nonsense.

I warn you, if you talk nonsense, you will have a stoma, and you will go to hell, and you will not be able to eat if you go to hell.

As soon as you eat food, the food becomes a fire that cannot be swallowed. Hmph, eighty percent of you see that my cousin is capable, so you want to pour dirty water on him.

I know that foreigners like you are unreliable, I really don't know Sister Xiaoxiao, why do you still let you live in her house?

If it were me, I would have kicked you out. You go, or I'll run in and splash you with dirty water." ”

Arthur tried to explain: "What you don't believe in, doesn't it exist?" You're so naïve. ”