Chapter 501: The Returning Explosive Johnny
No matter how big the shadow of the hatred is at this time, in short, the price of his 2,000 pizzas may not be able to rise, in fact, if you think about it, his price is less than 2,000 pizzas.
After all, the heads are all Hulk's, ahahaha!
In any case, Abomination was eventually taken away in the truck, and the unconscious Bruce, well, actually woke up when the agents gathered, but his caution made him choose to pretend to be asleep, and of course, his acting skills were all seen by Coulson.
So what is called a good man, see through it or not, right, since Bruce likes to act, then he had better go to the box prepared by S.H.I.E.L.D. for Hulk to continue acting, so that S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't have to worry about encountering Hulk's transformation on the way to transport Bruce!
After all, not everyone is like Dante, who already has the hard power to crush the Hulk, such as S.H.I.E.L.D., at least they will still panic when they see Bruce!
A large truck pulled two huge boxes away, even if the boxes were really indescribable, sitting in them was still a little aggrieved, and he looked at Dante without tears until the agents completely disappeared from Dante's sight!
Watching the agents go away, Tony couldn't help but smash his mouth.
"Tsk, they made a lot of money on this deal!"
"I think it's good, at least I have a lot of good food!"
Listening to Tony's words, Dante said with a smile and then reached for Tony's shirt.
"It's time to send you home, man, and hopefully you've got medical facilities in your home!"
"Haha, not only that, since I became a superhero, even my cute little assistant has started to learn medical skills!"
"Ha, when did your assistant have a cute comment on your mouth, did you start when you liked her?"
"Don't talk nonsense, Dante, even you, you can't slander me like this, I'm a man who has slept all year long, how can I like a woman who has no breasts, no ass, no beautiful face, and no more merits on her whole body except for those freckles that are cute!"
"Huh, are you sure?"
Listening to Tony's explanation, Dante said with a smile.
"That's right, I don't have a finance assistant there, after all, I can't rely on a bastard like Wade to help me manage my money!"
"No way, you die!"
In the face of Dante's joke, Tony instantly stopped talking, and just like that, he walked into Dante's portal with a blank face and returned to his home!
Dante didn't sit at Tony's house for long, because the moment they went back, the little assistant Pepper was busy coming over to ask for warmth, and the two guys seemed to be spilling dog food The way of communication made Dante smile and silently bless, since becoming a superhero, even Tony, it seems that something has changed!
Thinking like this, Dante returned home, Devil May Cry Castle is now composed of three areas, the most important is of course Dante's office area, said to be the office area, in fact, this is a large complex including the training room, but unfortunately there are not many people in the office today, resulting in these facilities are relatively deserted!
The other smaller, detached villa complex is the residence of Dante and the others, Dante is the largest of them, and as for the others, to be honest, even if a house is prepared for them, no one has lived in it so far!
First, because it was too much trouble, and I had to walk a little way home, and there were also countless rest rooms in the main castle of Devil May Cry, that is, in the office area!
Second, there are a lot of people in the lounge, and when you get home, everyone can only stare at each other in front of their own mansion, so it's better for everyone to gather in the lounge to drink and play cards!
And just like that, when Dante returned to the castle, everyone was sitting there playing Texas Hold'em, and God knows how big they were playing, anyway, Wade was already lying next to him and crying with Venom!
The others, including Casillas, are back, and there are still five people playing, not to mention Logan and Victor, and the remaining three are Casillas, Constantine and Chas!
Dante instinctively showed joy when he saw Chas, God, he hadn't seen this old friend for a long time, until now, Dante remembered the sweater that Chass had lent him, and of course, he remembered that Chases had a nosebleed when he watched him!
"Aha!"
Dante exclaimed in surprise.
"I'm glad to see you here, old man!"
"Me too, Dante, but wait a minute, this hand is almost over, haha, I haven't won so much in a long time!"
Chas's mind was clearly on the cards, and after two rounds of follow-ups, he happily won all the chips on the table, and after this hand, Casillas also declared bankruptcy!
Casillas, with a bitter face, came to Dante's side, and he greeted Dante with a wry smile.
"Boss, hell, I really want to congratulate you on getting the Hulk with a happy face, but I really can't laugh!"
"Huh?"
Casillas's tragic appearance made Dante burst out laughing.
"How big you fight depends on how depressed you are?"
"I lost a full 700,000, 700,000!"
Dante's question made the rich man of the other day, that is, the poor ghost now, snort, and he went to the kitchen with an expression that life was worse than death to make a cameo as a waiter, and after Casillas left, Wade, who was drawing circles in the corner, added sadly.
"He only lost 700,000 yuan, I lost all of me, all of it, that's the money I used to comfort the crowds of girls in the bar!"
"Phew!"
As soon as Wade's words fell, Logan shook his head with disdain.
"You've only lost a thousand bucks in total, hell!"
"But that's all I have, no, more than all I give you my next month's salary!"
"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, let's play here today, did I move my house over, guys, we have to have a good time today, come, drink, put away all the cards!"
Konstantin said, put the poker away, and then he and Chas laughed out loud, the two of them mixed in the bottom bar to practice a hand of cards that allowed them to win at least 300,000 each, haha, even just thinking about this number, Konstantin felt that he could arrange Zede twice more tonight!
After the little lady in the province became pregnant, she always said that her combat effectiveness had become low!
Constantine's cheap smile made Dante laugh along, in fact, everyone was joking, you didn't see Casillas came back with wine, the whole person returned to normal, don't you see Wade start talking in the next second?
Dante, on the other hand, came to Chas's side and gave him a big hug!
"Long time no see, man!"
"You are the same, I didn't expect that in just half a year, you have become what you are now!"
"Haha, even I didn't think of it myself, but there is one sentence I didn't say, I'm God, man!"
Dante patted Chase on the shoulder, and then he was about to sit down and have a drink with everyone, but before he could sit down, the phone in his pocket rang!
I took out the phone and looked at it, hey, Black Bolt called, this guy actually called himself?
Dial it in, and Dante soon hears a mechanical sound!
Well, I'm afraid this mechanical sound was made by the Black Bolt King, after all, even the vibranium phone may not be able to withstand his sound waves.
"Dante!"
A mechanical voice said, and Dante just wanted to reply, and then there was a voice on the other side of the phone that made Dante very familiar, but a little unrememberable!
"Haha, Dante, guess who I am!"
"And me, damn it, what time is it on Earth now?"
"Fuck!"
If Dante's voice is something that Dante can't remember, how can Dante not remember them when they've both spoken!
"Yondu, Johnny, are you on the moon?"
Dante hurriedly asked, and at the same time he couldn't help but look up at the ceiling, and at the same time, all the tasks sitting in the seat looked up, and they were wondering what happened to the moon?
"Of course!"
Hearing Dante's words, Yongdu on the other side of the phone said excitedly.
"I'm here with your friend, haha, this friend of yours is so generous, he gave us a whole set, all of my son's favorite kind of classic old songs!"
"Uh, and the friendship of all the Inhumans on Earth, well, I mean if I need that!"
The two said almost in unison, and their words made Dante shake his head helplessly!
"What the hell, you've been playing in the universe for so long, and how did you end up on the moon!"
"Well, I really don't want to talk about it, anyway, I drank too much, drunk driving, you know, our ship hit your friend's planet, with all due respect, I really didn't expect this lesson to be so barren that the moon would have a ball captain!"
"Poof!"
Yongdu's explanation made Dante almost spit out the wine!
"What the hell is the ball captain!"
"Don't say so much, boss, hurry up and explain to your ball captain friend, we are really not spies from the Zetarians to the earth, my god the Zetari have long been divided, they don't have the strength to send any spies to the earth for a while, your friend is simply paranoia!"
As soon as Dante's voice fell, Yongdu anxiously explained, but immediately after, a mechanical voice came from the other side of the phone.
"No, no, no, Dante, you can let your friends stay with me for a while, I like them!"
"Absolutely impossible, I've lived on the moon for a long time, I'm going home!"
Before the Black Bolt King's voice equipment could finish speaking, it was interrupted by Yongdu's wail, all of which made Dante cry and laugh, God knows what was going on, anyway, bring them back to Earth first!
Thinking so, Dante coughed lightly.
"Ahem, man, if the two people in front of you, one can turn into a skeleton covered in flames, and the other has blue skin, then they must be my friends, right, have they offended you?"
"Not really!"
As soon as Dante finished speaking, the mechanical voice of the Black Bolt King came out.
"I like them very much, they have been with me for the past two months, which makes me feel no longer lonely!"
"But we are lonely, the women of the whole universe are waiting for me, the marauders are waiting for me, and the big sums of money are waiting for me to rob them, hell!"
Yongdu interrupted the Black Bolt King's mechanical voice, he was holding back a little too hard, and Johnny, somehow this kid stopped talking!
Thinking about the situation between the two, Dante opened the portal to the moon, and the moment the door appeared, Johnny's flaming skeleton body suddenly rushed out from the opposite side, only to see the burning skeleton pounce on the table, and then he picked up pizza and whiskey and poured it into his mouth!
After that, Yongdu also rushed over, only to see that Yongdu looked no different from Johnny, he quickly rushed to the table, swallowing food and wine wildly!
At the same time, the mechanical voice of the Black Bolt King on the other side of the phone rang again.
"We had a great time, man, I didn't hurt them, it's just, we've been out of food for three whole days!"
"How so!"
Black Bolt's explanation made Dante's eyes widen!
"If you run out of food, why don't you call me earlier, I can send you some!"
"Oh!"
Hearing Dante's question, Black Bolt's mechanical voice paused for a full five seconds before it sounded.
"Your friends are funny, they're a little scared of me, I can't speak, so they don't know why I don't give them food, and it took me three days to get the phone and voice changer done, and they obviously have a problem communicating with me!"
Although the tone of the Black Bolt King has not changed, after all, what he is talking about now is a mechanical sound, but even if he doesn't have to listen to it, Dante can guess the grievances of the Black Bolt King now!
Dante also understands what is happening between them!
I'm afraid that during this time, Yongdu and the two collided on the moon, and after that, they were killed by the Black Bolt King, Dante guessed that the Black Bolt King didn't know that they were his friends at that time, after all, Lao Hei was not good at communication!
Therefore, Yongdu and the others may have become his prisoners!
And after that, because of two more people, Lao Hei's reserves are obviously insufficient in advance, which may have given Lao Hei the idea of contacting the earth!
And after the lack of food, the two who were afraid of Lao Hei could only starve, and when Lao Hei called his friend for help, they were probably just released from their previous suspicions!
After all, even Dante could hear the thick far-fetched tone in Yondu and Johnny when they mentioned Lao Hei's hospitality!
"Anyway, man, I've got a lot of pizza to get you first, and of course wine, enough wine!"
"Haha, not too much, before this, I have already contacted my people, and they will send things over soon, don't worry, man!"
Black Bolt said, and at the same time, Dante and Logan and others have been moving pizza into the portal, because of Johnny, Black Bolt's base is not a vacuum environment, which makes it easier for everyone to enter and exit!
It's just that there is no Wade among the people who help carry it, because the child has now been dropped by his venom on the tree outside the castle!
As for the reason.
Because Johnny is coming, and the mud is afraid of fire!11