Chapter 101: Rush a fart
She was so scared that she almost had a fear of heights, and a stupid question instantly popped up in her mind: Can foxes fly?
"No!" The system kindly answered for her.
How did she come up when she couldn t fly, the oncoming wind blowing Shen Momo hurriedly took two steps back, and the leaves made a rustling sound.
The stone wall outside is as if it has been split alive by a sharp sword, and the smooth 90-degree angle hangs directly on the ground, and this hole is not a hundred meters from the ground, but also fifty meters......
"Hmm...... Because it's a backdoor...... And you're a vixen ......", the system thought, and it can't laugh unless it can't help it.
Shen Momo: ......
Awkwardly cleared his voice, "Ahem~ Oh, what, my memory hasn't been fused yet." Huh"
Then Shen Momo walked around the fox hole with the memory in his mind, went around the back door, about ten meters away, and walked to the middle of the cave, which was about the size of three to four basketball courts, extremely empty and quiet, and there was a pool of steaming ...... Hot spring?
At the other end of the hot springs is the main entrance of this fox cave, and out there is a wooded and grassy mountain forest.
Someone who adheres to the principle that life must be happy to the fullest, after carefully examining the surrounding environment, happily lies down in the hot spring pool.
"Dog, can I become a human?" , Shen silently lay in the shallow and stared at his white fox belly and asked questions wistfully.
“…… Spirits can turn into humans. Why don't you try the Qi Shen Dantian? ”
"......", unreliable, unreliable.
Shen Momo went through the memory of the little fox several times, and finally succeeded in turning into a human form when he was tired and half dead.
By the way, I conjured up a mirror and took a closer look, and it was basically the same as I was.
Well, good, satisfied, praised!
But wait a minute, Shen Mo thought about it, it seems that it was because of his too pure and ungorgeous face that the original body was disliked by the foxes in the fox world......
After thinking about it again, it seems that among the foxes who have become spirits, except for themselves, they are all red foxes...... So your body is genetically mutated?
"Host, why aren't you in a hurry at all!"
"What's the hurry?"
"Do the mission!"
"You transferred me to the time period when the male protagonist came to the southern countryside to live in seclusion in the mountains and forests to eat fasting and chanting Buddha for half a year, and the raw rice is about to be cooked, and I'm still anxious."
The aggrieved system rubbed his little hands, "The host is obedient~ Isn't it a year before the villagers in the south were slaughtered~"
Shen Momo didn't want to talk to a certain Tongzi, and in a year, he had to promote the feelings of the male and female protagonists, and at the same time, he had to absolutely adhere to the principle of not falling down - he was indomitable to seduce the male protagonist, and the large-scale fine scene did not run.
And the male protagonist has been drinking demon blood for half a year, and the demon has already begun to take root in his body, and how to remove it is also a big problem.
"Alas, life should not be too difficult!"
She needs to calm down now.
The male and female protagonists of the original plot later liked each other, but the female protagonist died because of herself, and later her original body was also killed by the male protagonist.
It is impossible to insist on the original jealous and stupid character, just kidding, she was the first to refuse.
The point of the male protagonist's blackening is that he was slaughtered in the southern countryside a year later.,If before this point,Let the male and female protagonists admire each other.,At the same time, change your own personality.,Finally, to stop this massacre.,So will the situation be reversed?
But now the key question is how to make the male and female protagonists fall in love in advance, and it is still in the case of such a little three!
After thinking about it, Shen Momo finally decided...... That's the only way to do it, life is like a play!
After a few rolls in the comfortable hot spring pool, he got up comfortably and got dressed, and a smoky blue smock lined the whole person with a white shirt, more like a fairy who fell into the mortal world than a fox spirit famous for its charm in the mountains.
"Little fox! Little fox! An anxious cry came from outside the entrance of the cave, and the sudden sound frightened Shen Momo so much that he slipped and almost fell into the pool again.
Frowning, he quickly packed himself up and walked out, and as soon as he walked out of the hole, he saw a two-meter-tall black bear leaning against the edge of a one-meter-thick tree.
Shen Momo was petrified on the spot and her legs were weak and at a loss, she had never been so close to such a ferocious wild animal as a human in the twenty-first century......
Nima, which stupid brother was calling himself just now! She's going to pull him to the funeral!