Chapter Ninety-Four: Being Slapped
"Look, there's fish in the river!" Shen Zili wanted to divert the topic, but she didn't expect Mu Yanze to take it seriously, Mu Yanze let go of Shen Zili's waist and said with a smile: "What? Do you want to eat fish? β
"No, it's just nothingγγγγγγ nothing!" Shen Zili walked to the river, just said casually, and now he really saw a fish, Shen Zili rolled up his sleeves and stretched out his hand to catch the fish, who knew that the fish was very smart, and it flashed to Shen Zili's right hand at once!
The fish seemed to be declaring war with Shen Zili, and kept wagging its tail, Shen Zili crossed her hands on her waist and said to the little fish: "Don't be complacent, when I catch you, I will take you back to stew soup for my husband to make up for my body!" When Mu Yanze heard Shen Zili say this, the corners of his mouth curved, and he said to Shen Zili: "Xiaoli, you let me catch it!" β
"You're going to catch it?" Shen Zili looked at Mu Yanze funny, and said, "You can't even see it, how can you catch it?" You're just watching from the sidelines, oh no, waiting for me to catch it back and stew it for you! Mu Yanze lowered his head to hide the smile on the corner of his mouth!
Shen Zili squatted down and looked at the fish for a few seconds, and suddenly stretched out his hand, and the fish didn't dodge for a while, and fell into Shen Zili's hands!
"I'll make you proud, you keep dragging! Didn't you give me a portion of stew?! Shen Zili put the fish in front of her and said proudly, "Papapa!" "Shen Zili's face was slapped, cough cough, a few slaps by a fish! It turned out that when Shen Zili caught the fish, his tail was towards him, so he was hit in the face by the fishtail!
Shen Zili let go of the fish and wiped the water on her face in disgust, what the hell? And this kind of operation?! I guess I was the first person to get slapped by a fish!
"Oops, who gave you such audacity, dare to slap my aunt and grandmother in the face?!" Shen Zili picked up the pebble by the river and threw it in the direction of the fish, and the fish shook its tail again!
"You! I'm! If you don't move, just stop there, and I'm not going to go over and catch you!" Shen Zili picked up a small stick and said to Yu'er, Yu'er seemed to understand Shen Zili's words, so he stopped there and didn't move!
"What's wrong with you?" Mu Yanze asked suspiciously.
"I was hit by a fish!" Shen Zili said this sentence almost without going through his brain, and after Mu Yanze heard it, he laughed, and Shen Zili realized what he had just said: "Don't laugh!" Isn't it just a fish slap twice, and when I catch it, I'm going to take a knife and cut it a few times, and then sprinkle salt on it and put chopped green onions! β
"Hahaha! You need to be angry with a fish! Mu Yanze was still laughing, and Shen Zili said, "You can use it!" β
Shen Zili took off her shoes, took the stick and walked lightly in the direction of the fish, the fish didn't notice Shen Zili's arrival, Shen Zili was about to hit the fish with a stick, who knew that there was a pit in front of her, and Shen Zili stepped on it!
"Ahh Help me! Help me! Shen Zili fell into the water, Mu Yanze hurriedly walked to the river and asked, "Xiaoli, what's wrong with you?" β
Shen Zili screamed a few times and found that she could still breathe?! Looked at the water, uh! Just to their buttocks, embarrassed, shameful!
"No, nothing!" Shen Zili glanced at the direction of the fish and found that the fish had swam away: "Why did you swim away!" Didn't you tell you not to leave there! β
"Xiaoli, let's go back, so as not to worry Aunt Jin!" Mu Yanze said to Shen Zili, Shen Zili looked at the sky, it was already noon, and he had come out to play for so long! Shen Zili walked ashore and said to Mu Yanze, "Well, let's go back!" β
Before leaving, Shen Zili glanced back at the river again, oh my God, that fish has swam up the river again! Forget it, I'll let you go today, and leave it for you to eat some more fat and then catch you!
When she returned to the bamboo house, she smelled the fragrance of the food from afar, An Qianjin saw that the two of them were back, wiped her hands that were still stained with water droplets, walked up to Shen Zili and the others, and said, "Yo, Xiaoli, what are you doing here, and you got your clothes wet!" β
Shen Zili naturally wouldn't say anything about being beaten by a fish just now, but said to An Qianjin: "Aunt Jin, I just accidentally fell into the water!" β
Aunt Jin took out a white clean dress from the house and said to Shen Zili, "You go and change your clothes first, don't catch a cold!" Come out quickly, the meal is ready! Shen Zili took the dress and walked to the bamboo house to change the dress.
After taking a seat, Xiao Boyu came out of the kitchen with a plate of fried bamboo shoots: "You taste my craftsmanship!" An Qianjin said: "I told you to keep this bamboo shoot and fry it in the afternoon, so many dishes, you can finish eating!" β
Shen Zili glanced at the dishes on the table, including boiled fish, diced kung pao chicken, steamed cabbage, and stir-fried shredded potatoesγγγγγγ
Shen Zili picked up a piece of Kung Pao Chicken and chewed it in his mouth, exclaiming, "Uncle, is this really what you did?!" It's delicious! Xiao Boyu touched his head embarrassedly, pointed to the plate of bamboo shoots in his hand, and said, "This is what I fry!" β
"So, then these are all fried by Aunt Jin, Aunt Jin, your craftsmanship is too good!" An Qianjin said embarrassedly: "You, you know that your mouth is sweet, eat it quickly, the food is not delicious when it is cold!" β
Xiao Boyu put the plate of bamboo shoots he fried on the table and said to Shen Zili: "Female doll, you can taste your uncle's craftsmanship and see how it goes?" β
Shen Zili swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looking at the appearance of the bamboo shoots, it was still good, it should be, it wasn't so unpalatable!
Picked up a piece of bamboo shoot and chewed it twice in his mouth, and his face suddenly changed, this bamboo shoot doesn't seem to be ripe yet, right?! Besides, how much salt does this have to put in, so salty! Shen Zili swallowed the bamboo shoots into her stomach with difficulty, and Xiao Boyu couldn't wait to ask, "How is it?" What do you think? Not to your liking? β
"Uncle, doesn't Aunt Jin usually let you go to the kitchen?" Shen Zili raised her head, changed her smile and said, Xiao Boyu nodded and said, "So smart!" How do you know? She always said that my fried food was not delicious, so she wouldn't let me go out of the kitchen! β
An Qianjin helplessly helped her forehead, can you still eat well?
"There are two possibilities for women not to let men go to the kitchen, one is that I feel sorry for you and won't let you work, and the other is that your fried dishes are really hard to swallow!" Mu Yanze said, Xiao Boyu pointed at Mu Yanze and said, "I'm one of them, hey, how can you talk about this doll?" In a different way, my fried food is not delicious, right?! You say, you tell him, is my fried food delicious? β
"Uncle, didn't I say you, look at Aunt Jin's expression, she can't hold back her smile until she blushes, let's sit down and eat well, okay?" Shen Zili diverted the topic, Xiao Boyu walked to An Qianjin's side, found a stool to sit down, lifted the chopsticks, sandwiched a pair of fried bamboo shoots and put them in front of Shen Zili, and said: "Female doll, you are still good, you are the first to say that my stir-fried vegetables are delicious!" So, I won't grab this dish from you! β
Shen Zili looked at Xiao Boyu's bamboo shoots with several chopsticks and put them into her bowl, and she couldn't laugh or cry, uncle, when did I say that the dishes you made were delicious, I didn't say anything just now?
But because she was afraid that Xiao Boyu would be sad, Shen Zili had no choice but to eat and swallow the bamboo shoots in the bowl! Xiao Boyu saw that Shen Zili finished eating the bamboo shoots in the bowl and was about to clip it again, Shen Zili hurriedly said: "Uncle, uncle, don't clip it, I, I'm full!" β
"You're full so soon, but there's a lot of this plate you haven't eaten yet!" Xiao Boyu said, Shen Zili hurriedly waved his hand, took the bowl and walked to the sink!
I haven't eaten much of Aunt Jin's cooking, so I'll get off the table, ahhhh
"Would you like to try my craft?" Xiao Boyu glanced at Mu Yanze, who was drinking porridge, and said with a smile. Mu Yanze quickly drank the porridge in the bowl and said, "Ahem, I'm also full, Aunt Jin, you and Uncle eat slowly!" β
"Eh, eh, why are you all gone?! And so many meals?! Xiao Boyu looked at Mu Yanze's departing back and was a little puzzled. An Qianjin twisted Xiao Boyu's ears and said, "It's all a good thing you did, what to do with the dishes on this table?!" β
Xiao Boyu gritted her teeth in pain and begged for mercy: "Husband, madam, it hurts, let go quickly!" An Qianjin let go of Xiao Boyu's ears, staring at him fiercely, Xiao Boyu pursed her lips, picked up the bowl, and said, "I'll eat!" I can't finish eating, I'll be hot again in the afternoon, and this weather won't be so fast! β
Shen Zili came to Mu Yanze's bamboo house with a few fruits, walked up to him, and said, "Your eyes can't see, you were drinking porridge just now, na, I specially took some fruits, you can fill your stomach!" β
"I've drunk a big bowl of porridge, and I'm not hungry yet, but you, hahaha! I think you should explain it to your uncle earlier, otherwise he will fry you another plate of bamboo shoots in the afternoon! Mu Yanze said with a smile.
Shen Zili picked up a fruit and took a bite, saying, "If you say it directly, it will hurt my uncle's heart, and he is also a good heart!" Now, you might as well eat one, this fruit is sweet! β
The two chatted in the bamboo house for a while, Xiao Boyu and An Qianjin walked in, Xiao Boyu put the medicine box on the table, and said: "Female doll, I tasted the plate of bamboo shoots I fried just now, it really doesn't taste good, I forced you to eat so much just now, I'm really embarrassed!" β
Uncle, if only you could be self-aware, don't you have another plate of fried bamboo shoots for me in the afternoon!
"It's okay, uncle, I think your cooking skills still need to be improved, you can ask Aunt Jin!" Shen Zili said things against her will.
"Uh-huh! That, female doll, if you want your husband to recover faster, you have to wrap a bandage around your eyes so as not to meet the light! Xiao Boyu took out a bundle of bandages from the medicine box, and Shen Zili nodded, giving up the position he was sitting in just now.
Soon, Xiao Boyu skillfully helped Mu Yanze wrap the bandage, took out a bottle of medicine from the medicine box, and said: "This medicine must be taken on time, one pill in the morning and evening, you have to eat it on a full stomach!" β
An Qianjin looked at the bottle of medicine in Xiao Boyu's hand, and was embarrassed: "Please, when you take the medicine, take a look to see if you have taken the wrong medicine, last time I also took the wrong medicine, which caused that little brother to eat diarrhea!" You have in your hand medicine for bruises, alas! β
Xiao Boyu looked at the label on the medicine, okay! It's really a medicine for bruises! After looking in the medicine box for a while, Xiao Boyu said with certainty: "This is it!" β
"Uncle, do you want to be sure anymore?" Shen Zili couldn't believe Xiao Boyu's words, Xiao Boyu took the medicine bottle, looked at it several times, and said, "That's it!" β
Well, uncle, I believe you for the time being, don't let Mu Yanze eat diarrhea!