Chapter 109: So Inaugurated

In the depths of winter, the sky is full of cold fog, and the black clouds in the sky are squeezing around, and the squeezing is abnormally cold.

Outside the Jade Gate, halfway up the Jade Monkey Mountain, a jade tree is in the wind, and the son of a dignified appearance, wearing a white cashmere coat and black official boots, stands proudly on a boulder, holding his hands lightly at the back waist, facing away from everyone, very much like a court chief.

This person is Chen Che, the envoy of the Tang Guanwai Festival who was enshrined by Her Majesty the Empress of the Western Tang Dynasty, and all the important military and political affairs in the Guanwai County, such as military intelligence, civil affairs, finance and taxation, criminal litigation, industry and commerce, are controlled by one person, which can be described as a one-handed existence.

Everyone waited for a while, Chen Che still didn't turn around, just changed his posture slightly, slowly loosened his hands with his back* together, then pressed his waist with his left hand, changed his right hand to a fist state, slowly raised it, and finally stretched out his index finger and hooked his finger to the side.

"Little sir, I'm on the left!" Fang Dahei, the only escort who came with him today, stood under the stone, on the left side of Chen Che, and saw that Mr. Xiao had ticked the wrong direction, so he reluctantly whispered a reminder.

Lack of experience, the main reason is inexperienced, as long as you practice more, you will become more and more proficient in the future! Chen Che thought while correcting his posture.

Fang Bi arched his hand and said in a thunderous voice: "The subordinates are here!

"It is reported that there are many residents in this mountain, the road is far and near, the line is fast and slow, and occasionally comes by order, and it is not a big problem to be late for a while, and the envoy of this section is not in a hurry. Chen Che's official tone is a little different, but that's it, make do with it, "Fang Guard, there are too many people, you can roughly count the number." ”

"Tell your lordship! There are fifty-six people in total!" Fang Bi didn't even look at it, and he completed the task of making the lord explain, because there were only so many people, and he had already come dozens of times.

"Hmm... Oh, so fast..."Chen Che didn't expect Fang Bi's fool to be so sharp.

Chen Che turned around stupidly, looked at the people under his jurisdiction without embarrassment, and forgot most of the speech he had prepared in the middle of the night.

Everyone wore unkempt fur and straw clothes, with various colors and different styles, bent over, clamped their legs, shrunk their heads, and copied their hands, numbly standing in the open space outside the Jiedu Embassy's office. If it weren't for the occasional coughing, sneezing, spitting, or even snoring (there are really people who sleep against trees), those who don't know would have thought it was a straw man.

Not to mention that Guanwai County held a meeting meeting, even if it was said that the villagers were rushing to the market, it was really a bit of a group of people, this meeting was simply a scene only when the beggars met to beg for food.

Therefore, Chen Che forgot most of the speech prepared in the middle of the night, which is naturally understandable, even if he didn't forget, it is estimated that it is useless.

"Brothers and sisters, hello everyone, I am Chen Che, the envoy of the Datang Guanwai County, and I am very happy that everyone can come here in response to the order! On behalf of the imperial court, I would like to express my most sincere greetings to everyone!" Chen Che made a few opening remarks enthusiastically, and paused here according to the customary rules, waiting for everyone to give applause.

As expected, the applause that should have been there here did not sound a word, Chen Che slapped himself twice in embarrassment, and then rubbed his hands and continued: "Ahem... Master Confucius once said that a scholar cannot fail to Hongyi, and there is a long way to go. Ren thinks that he has been responsible, and it is not too important to die, and then he is not far away?" Chen Che quoted a classic, first showing his determination and will to govern the county.

Forget it, let's change it to the vernacular, look at this scene, if it's right, no one should laugh at it.

"Our Guanwai County, where many races live together, demons coexist, is a bitter cold place, a place of four wars. On the way here, I heard a little brother say that there was a festival before, in order to take leave of absence, he asked for injury and sick leave to "hurt" the objects of his whole body, and asked Ding Wei to be stunned to let the whole family "die" again, you say funny is not funny? ha!"

There was still no sound in the venue, and this wasn't too far away from them, so they didn't care!

"People are born of people, demons are born of demons, the reason why people are not demons, the reason why demons are not people, it is because people have ideals, have the fighting spirit to strive for progress, regardless of young and old, we must refuse to be dazed, mediocre, ambitious, and become a great cause, this is the right direction of our life!"

Tang... Ah no, it's Chen Che, Chen Che is babbling, like a wide range of education, and like a big talk.

Soon, a pillar of incense saw the roots, and there were more and more snoring sounds in the field, Chen Che thought that it was necessary to interact, otherwise, they would all fall asleep for a while.

"This little brother, may I ask what your ambition is?" Chen Che picked a young man who was quite sober and asked seriously.

"This—" The boy was a little scared and didn't dare to say.

"How can a young man not have ambition?" Chen Che gently encouraged.

"There's... Of course there is, it's just that my mother won't allow me to say it!" It turned out that the teenager didn't dare to say his ideals because he was afraid that his mother would beat him.

"It's okay, Lord Ben asked you to say it, don't worry, Ling Tang won't blame you!" Chen Che supported him.

"Who is Ling Tang, can he be my mother's home?" the young man was puzzled, looking puzzled.

"Oh... Lingtang is your mother!" Chen Che was speechless.

"Adults don't dare to talk nonsense, I'm just a mother!" the young man gritted his teeth, and he resolutely refused to recognize other mothers.

"Okay, let's not dwell on this, Ling Tang is not your mother, your mother is your mother!Okay? Let's continue to talk about ideals!" Chen Che suddenly had an urge to beat people, can you still have a good chat?

"Okay! My ideal is to slash and kill a festival envoy as soon as possible, and sacrifice my big bear god with his dog's head, and become a great hero!" The young man clenched his fist firmly, and his eyes were full of sincerity that only came when he actively answered the question.

Chen Che's smile stopped abruptly, he was about to collapse, how could he still have such an ideal? Isn't this facing a pig eating big meat! Ahhhhhh

Fighting with ignorant children is bound to lose his identity, although Chen Che has just come of age, but who let him already be a member of the court on the shepherd side? Chen Che was patient, tried his best to restrain himself, and asked with a smile: "This... This big hero, did you listen carefully to my self-introduction just now?"

"Hehe, don't blame me, I squinted for a while. The boy stroked the back of his head and grinned.

"Well, you're a... This ideal... Let's be honest... Forget it, I'll educate you slowly when I have time in the future. ”

This interaction really can't go on, it is estimated that if the interaction continues, the interaction will be gone! Chen Che smiled bitterly in embarrassment, his voice was hoarse, and he said weakly: "Hehe... Everyone is busy, so I'll make a long story short, this section will make this time, don't revitalize Guanwai County, don't lead everyone to get rich, and never go back to Guannai! Okay? Hmm... Since everyone has no opinion, let's dismiss the meeting!"

Chen Che raised his arm and ended the first meeting between the government and the people, who talked about chickens and ducks and played the piano to cows.

Chen Che didn't expect the last sentence to be so appealing, there was a burst of hula, and fifty-six men, women, and children dressed like stupid bears "swished" a few times and ran away.

"Da Hei, are these people martial arts masters?" Chen Che was a little dazzled, these people were dressed so bloated, how could they run so fast?

"Pull it down, little sir, these snow country ghosts, born in the snow nest to run, the ability to run in the snow, practice the old and familiar!" Fang Bi's hometown is close to the outside of the gate, and when he was a child, he often heard the old man tell the story of the snow country people running fast.

"What do you mean?"

"It's just running fast on the snow, and my feet don't touch the ground. Fang Dahei gestured a few times, like that, like a space walking performance.

"And this stunt, great, let's go visit the people of Snow Township and see if we can find some ways to get rich from this aspect!" Chen Che had a flash of inspiration in his mind, if this stunt is developed well, it can be said that the business opportunities are limitless.

Fang Dahei's face was embarrassed, as if there was something unspeakable.

"What's wrong?"

"That's... Little sir, I have to rush back to the back of the Yahou to make peace!"

"Don't worry about cooking. ”

"It's not... There are more than 200 baked cakes to beat, and I don't have to sleep tonight. Fang Bi thought of the large pile of baked cakes and worried.

"Wait, more than 200 baked cakes, why do you make so many baked cakes?" Chen Che didn't know the situation, and he was a little confused.

"Well... What's... Didn't you tell people that there were four baked cakes per person, and these people from Zixue Township agreed to come to the meeting!"

"Ahh

Chen Che was lying in the lobby of the wooden house, at a loss, a bitter cold place, a bitter cold place, a bitter cold place, really not as simple as the book says? Why? Why? Why can't he spread his head on an errand with little effort and big achievements? Chen Che is like a monk who is a second zhang, and he is at a loss at all.

In the face of a crisis, isn't there a big guy who said, "When there is a crisis, there is danger, and there is also an opportunity!" That's right! There will definitely be a turnaround.

Chen Che thought of a good idea, he was no longer depressed at the moment, he struggled, jumped off the recliner, trotted, ran into the back kitchen, joined the team of making biscuits, and worked in full swing.

Although there was not much grain brought from the customs, it was more than enough to make more than 200 baked cakes.

"Rain girl, are you serious... Do you want to be my brother's daughter-in-law?" Mu Ying flashed her big eyes, and asked Long Xiaoyu one sentence after another.

Long Xiaoyu is ashamed, these days, she is most afraid of seeing Fairy Ying, she always asks her this question when she has nothing to do, and she can't answer it, and she can't answer it. There is a lack of manpower in the kitchen to make baked cakes, and she has no way to hide.

"Sister Yu, are you willing to be my eldest brother-in-law, or are you willing to be Chen Che's wife?" Mu Ying's question was very stupid, but she asked very sincerely.

"Huh..."This question seems to have no choice, Long Xiaoyu thinks that asking a question like this is a bit of a bully, but she likes it!