Chapter 154: Wade made the cop cry

"Demon Hunter, Dante Nephilim, your fight with the Green Giant last night really made my blood boil!"

Seeing that this hairy man greeted politely as soon as he entered the door, Dante silently let go of Wade and asked softly.

"So, you drove these two little lambs to me, didn't you?"

As soon as Dante finished speaking, Wade snorted dissatisfiedly.

"Demon Hunter, I'm not a lamb in your mouth, but I'm also puzzled, why did the savage murderous often strong ** girl and his own mother's saber-toothed tiger become a polite little kitten, hey, Victor, how about stepping on my milk!"

Listening to Wade's words that were enough to anger a person, Victor spread his hands seemingly helplessly, and he looked at Dante with a smile, his smile exposed his sharp canine teeth!

"Look, Dante, you should know the reason why I arrested him, his mouth is too cheap!"

"What kind of bullshit is this, Victor, you've already fucking aimed the big bird at my asshole, even if I can't escape the fate of being played with, can't I resist it, bastard!"

"Wade, ...... your mouth"

"Shut up, I'm going to die, why listen to you, come, kill me, kill me for your beloved old boss, then I won't be able to expose you and General William Stryker in the first place, how did you scream, 'Oh, my general, your big bird has thrust my little ass!'"

"Shit, you ...... me out!"

"Can't you say something else, isn't it because the secret was told that I'm angry, looking at your sexy ass, I really envy Stryker, why don't we discuss it, while my Tintin is still nervously congested, how about we get a shot while it's hot?"

"Come on, Wade, I have no ill will towards you, we both have special powers, and after you chose to retire, our mission was extremely difficult to complete, so Stryker sent me to re-recruit you, that's all!"

"Fart, I can smell your fart in the Demon Hunter's toilet, don't think I don't know, we've been working together for five years, and I'll never forget the way you looked when you were going to kill, and the look you had when you walked into the bar and looked at me was exactly the same as when you were fucked by Stryker!"

"Don't force me to do it, it has nothing to do with Stryker!"

"It's not Stryker, am I mistaken, or is it someone else who slept with you in the first place, it won't be Logan, you two can work together for ten days and ten nights, it's exciting to think about!"

"Shut up!"

Dante finally couldn't take it anymore, he picked up Wade and the weasel, and then he kicked the sluggish saber-toothed tiger out of the door, and when the saber-toothed tiger got up from the ground, he saw Wade and the weasel being thrown in front of him by Dante!

"Fix it yourself, fly-like bastards, buzzing non-stop!"

Dante scolded, slowly turned around and walked back to the office, and the next moment, Wade quickly turned over and pounced in Dante's direction, who knew that Dante's figure disappeared in an instant, and it turned out that what he left at the door was just a shadow!

"Fuck, I'm an American citizen, I'm a citizen of New York, Wade Wilson, a good friend of a black-hearted businessman, don't abandon me, I've got your baby in my belly, Dante, oh my amniotic fluid, it's broken!"

Wade kept wailing in front of the office in different ways, but even if he tried his best, he couldn't open the door of the office now!

Victor looked at Wade with interest and cried, he slowly walked over to Wade and said softly.

"Now, I don't know who else can save you, damn Wade Wilson!"

Just as Victor focused on Wade, the weasel lying on the ground next to him quietly got up, and he lay on the ground, slowly and tiptoeingly moving.

"Weasel, are you going to abandon me, we just took a shower together, and I helped you with lube!"

"Shit lube, that's a shower gel!"

The weasel replied instinctively, and then he saw Victor looking at him!

"Hell, I don't know Wade, kill if you want, I don't see anything!"

The weasel ran quickly, his speed at this moment was even faster than Wade, at the moment when the weasel fled, Wade turned around and jumped up, his long legs clamped the saber-toothed tiger's head fiercely, he twisted his body with inertia, and threw the saber-toothed tiger to the ground in one fell swoop!

"Compared to back then, your body is much weaker, one drop of sperm and three drops of blood, don't anymore, Victor!"

Wade laughed, he instantly took out two police Glock pistols found in the police car from his waist, and after two gunshots, the two eyes of the saber-toothed tiger turned into two bloody holes!

"Oh, both of your eyes are eroded like bitches by me and even if they can recover, guess how far I can run before they do!"

"I've hunted with my eyes!"

The saber-toothed tiger snorted coldly, he didn't wait for his eyes to recover, he had already rushed towards Wade, who was constantly retreating, Wade simply ran desperately when he saw this, and after a while, the saber-toothed tiger landed on all fours, and he rushed towards Wade like a real cheetah!

"Big cat, I especially like the way you run, I wanted to tell you when we were in a squad, even just looking at your undulating waist and ass, I was already excited to ejaculate!"

Wade laughed and gave the saber-toothed tiger two shots, both of which hit the bridge of the saber-toothed tiger's nose in unison, but he had just destroyed the saber-toothed tiger's olfactory system, and the two cervical erosive eyes of the saber-toothed tiger had already been fucking recovered!

After regaining his sight, the saber-toothed tiger quickly turned around and caught Wade's new bullets with his shoulders and back, and he was silently counting the number of bullets Wade had left!

"I don't know how many times your little toy can hurt me!"

"One time is enough, just like a woman, only the first time is the most impressive, isn't it?"

Wade said with a sneer, he moved his position gently, the double knives he was used to using were not on his body, with a pistol alone, he would definitely not be the opponent of the saber-toothed tiger!

"Police, don't move, you two immediately put your hands on top of your heads and kneel!"

Suddenly, with the roar of sirens, countless police cars rushed to the front of Dante's building, and several SWAT officers stepped down from the cars, and they instantly arranged their formations and aimed countless guns at Wade!

"Hey, hey, don't, don't, I'll kneel, I'll kneel, I'll do whatever position you ask me to use!"

The moment the police surrounded him, Wade immediately threw down the double guns in his hand, and then he ran towards the police, and when he was about five meters away from the police, he knelt in front of the police!

"Oh, my dear, beloved, respectable cop daddy!"

Wade held his hands on the policeman's lap and wiped his tears with difficulty, and while crying, he pointed his hands at Victor, who was rapidly recovering from his injuries!

"You're here in time, I'm going to ask the mayor to give you a bunting, just now a vicious gay mutant is desperately attacking me, I know it's all because I'm too handsome, but you have to deal with that mutant seriously!"

Wade cried and raised his middle finger to Victor, and at the same time as the policeman looked at Victor, he gently hit the policeman's arm with his shoulder, and hit the muzzle of the policeman in front of him into Victor, and then, Wade casually touched the policeman's finger on the trigger, and the next moment, the muzzle of the SWAT officer spat out a fire snake at Victor!

"That's it, you're so brave, you fired the first shot at that damn mutant, you're a hero, if I were a woman, I wouldn't be able to resist kneeling in front of you and licking your big bird, otherwise I can't think of any other way to reward you, sweetheart!"

Wade laughed and fired three shots, and at the same time he vaguely hit the policeman's left rib with his elbow, and while the policeman was slightly bent down in pain, Wade slapped the policeman's chin from bottom to top, and the policeman instantly fell into Wade's arms!

"Damn, shoot it, this mutant can control the air, the good officer who just saved me was knocked unconscious by him!"

Wade shouted violently, this voice made the two policemen around him instinctively shoot, Victor looked at Wade who was pretending to be hateful, he ignored the bullet on his body, and quickly rushed out of the encirclement!

"That's it, that's it, you've defeated the perverted mutants, is anyone willing to send me to a shower now, my hair wants to be cut, I heard that the barbers in the prison are all good, it is said that they can even repair the prisoner's bird feathers, my bird feathers are a little long, which makes me suffer a lot in the hot summer, although it is almost winter now, but I don't mind you trimming my bird feathers beautifully, good hair is not afraid of late, right!"

Wade laughed and kept complaining, he was pressed to the ground by a group of SWAT officers as he complained, his hands were handcuffed, and his feet were tied together with plastic ropes.

"Is this a prelude to our play for a while, your rope skills still need to be practiced, I ......!"

"Bang!"

Wade was smashed in the mouth with the butt of a gun.

"Shut up, damn bastard!"

"Can I say that you really deserve to be a police officer in New York, do you only have the words bastard and damn, do you want me to teach you some new things, such as your stinky mouth is as disgusting as a leather shoe full of old lady's urine, how about it, isn't it much cooler to scold people like this, raised by a bitch!"

Wade continues to provoke the police who are controlling him, his first plan has been completed, he has successfully used the police to drive away Victor, and the next moment, he will use another group of husky-like bastards to muddy the mess!

"Shut your mouth, prisoner!"

"I can't shut up, I'm imagining me blowing your trumpet, and if I shut up, I think your tintin will accidentally sink between my teeth!

"Bastard!"

"Smack!"

The policeman gave Wade a hard mouth, and his movements were exchanged for sporadic flashing lights, and when the belated reporter appeared, Wade violently broke free from the police officer who grabbed him, and he fell to the ground.

I saw Wade squirming desperately towards the reporter like a bug, and he yelled while wriggling!

"The police beat people, and I was beaten up by these policemen just because I wasn't gay, and it was him, and he was just going to stuff his dingin between my teeth!"

"You mean you've been treated unfairly, right?"

The reporter excitedly put the microphone in front of Wade, and Wade squirmed and kissed on the microphone!

"I finally got a chance to speak, just now this police officer didn't give me the right to speak freely, and when I explained that I was going to find a lawyer, he even threatened me, saying that if I told people the fact that he wanted to me in prison, he would immediately gag me with his big bird!"

"I didn't, hell, don't listen to his nonsense!"

"You're quibbling, bitch policeman, look at his trouser chain, he even pulled his trouser chain open when he was trying to blackmail me, he hasn't even pulled it back yet!"

"This, this ......!"

The police were surrounded by a group of reporters, leaving Wade facing less than five policemen, Wade quickly reached out to untie his handcuffs, and he squirmed while opening the collar on his foot!

"Hell, he's not the only policeman with his pants open, this guy has even taken off his pants!"

The moment Wade got rid of the restraints, he quickly rushed to a policeman, and at the same time that the policeman pointed the gun at Wade, Wade quickly pulled out his police belt, Wade's hands were extremely sharp, the policeman's pants were instantly faded below his knees, the breeze slowly blew through the policeman's bird, accompanied by Wade's sharp shouting, the lighting of countless flashing lights made the policeman collapse and cry directly!

"Mom, I finally know what it means to be empathetic!"

Wade gently patted the crying policeman's ass while imitating the sound of crying, and he casually took out the pistol from the policeman's pants and put it under the crotch of the other policeman!

"Now it's your turn, don't let me do it, you don't want my hands to touch your balls!"