For the tricksters, this room is the only familiar place in this world.

And Qin Xiaoxia, although a little hateful, is also the only human being he is familiar with.

But a voice immediately interrupted his gratitude.

"Alright, since I'll let you stay, let's talk about rent and food. ”

The tricksters instinctively felt that something was wrong.

。。。

After only 10 minutes, the trick-or-treater pokemon was already sweating.

But it's just a feeling, because the normal four-level temperature difference will not affect him, so there are no sweat glands on the skin.

"Now you understand that in our world, you have to pay to rent someone else's house. ”

"My house is a hardcover new house, and normal people will never rent it, but you have nowhere to go and there is no other way, but the price will be more expensive. ”

Qin Xiaoxia shamelessly pointed to his old house with at least ten years of renovation and said.

"You can go and inquire, it's not easy to rent a house now, not to mention that you don't even have an ID card, and I have to cover your food, so it will be a little more expensive." ”

After that, Qin Xiaoxia listed a lot of reasons and the troubles of taking in elves, and talked about them all from the perspective of property expenditure and life safety.

I also searched a lot of rental information from the Internet to prove that I was not exaggerating.

Another ten minutes passed.

"Okay, after so many detours, I've explained enough, and now I'll tell you bluntly, the rent will charge you 1 gold coin a month, and the time I lived before was included with my guests. ”

The elf quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, fortunately, he could still afford a gold coin.

"By the way, our rules for renting a house are to pay one or pay three or pay annually, I can do without you for the deposit, but I must pay three, plus you have to compensate me for the gold coins I lost by wishing, so you have to give me a total of four gold coins, hehe!"

Qin Xiaoxia rubbed his hands and snatched the three gold coins he took out from the troublemaker elf's stiff hand.

"There's one more to owe first, and I'll help you figure it out together. ”

When the depleted wishing magic in the mouth of the troublemaker elf is restored, you can let him make a wish for him.

My heart is beautiful.

And the trickster elf looked at his empty little hands a little blankly, feeling very insecure.

Qin Xiaoxia played with the gold coins, and after stealing his joy, he did not snub the elf.

"I'll give you a new name, the previous name was too strange to attract the attention of scientists, well, let's call it Doudou, just to reflect your little bit. ”

The elf, who instinctively wanted to protest, heard it in order not to attract the attention of the scientists, but shut up.

However, the slap on his face kept pouting, and he withdrew two small packets.

After being stimulated repeatedly in such a short period of time, he was already a little numb, and Doudou gradually came back to his senses, feeling that this hateful guy was so well prepared, was he trapped.

But I was a little angry and couldn't deny that I didn't have the courage to go to the outside world for the time being, and I even paid the rent...

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In this way, after a chaotic, busy and terrifying day, Doudou, a guest from another world, officially moved into Qin Xiaoxia's house.

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There are bickering and intermittent noises every day, especially after Doudou gradually came into contact with the Internet, I found that Qin Xiaoxia was completely fooling himself in some aspects, no, in many ways.

And Qin Xiaoxia's answer every time is always straightforward: "Am I fooling?

Humans, or humanoids, tend to become dependent on familiar places, especially those that shelter themselves from the wind and rain and provide a comfortable life.

This is especially true for the less daring.

Qin Xiaoxia grasped this point quite accurately.

So after arguing, Doudou still didn't run, but the two got along more and more harmoniously.

。。。

Beware of hostility to mutual familiarity, and then to gradual intimacy, more than ten days have passed in bumps and bumps.

Qin Xiaoxia finally couldn't stand Doudou's dirty look.

In the morning, Doudou, who was sleeping with loose eyelids, was woken up by Qin Xiaoxia in the second bedroom.

Since sleeping in such a comfortable bed, Doudou, a child's heart, has fallen in love with the bed.

Today, as a new member of the family, Doudou has to face a test that makes him feel disrupted.

An event he hadn't experienced a few times since he was born - bathing.

Although the Doudou activity did not leave any dust, and there was not much smell on his body, it always looked like it gave Qin Xiaoxia a dirty feeling.

Half an hour after waking up.

Doudou stood outside, trembling at the bathtub filled with water in the bathroom.

The warmth of the warm water and the light of the bath bomb give the whole bathroom a warm feeling.

Qin Xiaoxia was squeezing the shower gel on the bath bomb there, and his hands were full of foam after two pounds, he had never used this thing, and he felt that the effect was okay after trying it.

"Come in~"

In the bathroom, Qin Xiaoxia began to urge Doudou to go in.

The latter shook his head and refused to enter the bathroom, but in the end he was dragged in by Qin Xiaoxia, and even the invisible escape did not work.

It is worth mentioning that Qin Xiaoxia has discovered that since the exchange of inspiration, his vision has been perverted to the point where he can see through Doudou's invisibility, and a transparent outline can appear, making Doudou's invisibility completely ineffective in front of him.

The body was carried by Qin Xiaoxia and sent to the bathtub.

The foam inside was constantly shattering, and it looked like a vat of poisoned water, not to mention the scary things like the brush on the side.

Doudou screamed.

"Water, water, water!! I'll drown~~~~~~~~~~~~ ah~~~~~~"

"Puff~"

Doudou struggled to the point of being slammed down on the water, and drank several sips of soapy water, which tasted quite unpleasant.

"Whoa, whoa... ”

The water was stirred up.

Half of Qin Xiaoxia's body was splashed.

"Don't move! Don't move! You can't die in a shower!"

While rubbing the body of Doudou with a bath bomb, he rubbed him hard with a soft brush.

"My eyes are watery!It hurts!!"

"Bear with me!"

"No, no, no, this water is poisonous! you're going to kill me!"

"Whoa, whoa... ”

"Poison is also washed off your body!"

Qin Xiaoxia also washed out the real fire, biting the shower and spraying water, and "opening the bow left and right" with both hands.

It's just not to let Doudou escape the range of the bathtub.

The latter didn't know how many sips of soapy water he had drunk, especially the soapy water in the back was already grayish-black.

I almost didn't choke to death in one bite.

Fortunately, although Doudou is a "weak chicken" in Qin Xiaoxia's eyes, his essence is an elf after all, and his vitality is extremely tenacious.

If you want to change someone to take a sip, it is estimated that your hair will be braided.

In this case, Doudou still did not stop struggling, and successfully shot down several soft-bristled brushes during this period, but overall it was constantly suppressed.

"Bang~"

The light bulb of the bath bomb was broken by a brush that flew out, and Qin Xiaoxia was so frightened that he hurriedly ran over and turned off the bath bomb lamp.

What should I do if there is a leakage?

Doudou will consciously do something wrong, like a dog that has bitten the owner's shoes and is found by the owner, and he is a little afraid to stay in the bathtub and dare not move.

Qin Xiaoxia turned off the bath bomb light, and then turned around with a gloomy face.

"You'd better bathe me obediently from now on, I don't want to say it again. ”

Doudou, who was not afraid of the cold, suddenly felt a little cold, and nodded busily.

。。。

After almost 1 hour of bathing, the bath water was replaced by two and a half tanks, and the hot water in the water heater was emptied.

Qin Xiaoxia himself was tired enough.

"Doudou, let's make a rule, in the future, you must take a shower at least a week, eh, a month, and no objections!"

Doudou was wearing a set of children's clothes that Qin Xiaoxia had newly picked up from the old clothes recycling bin in the community, and kept sniffing the smell of his body with a disgusted face.

Then he sat on the sofa dejectedly, feeling that what he had lost was not the old mud that had accompanied him for many years, but the precious wealth.

He shrugged his head and didn't react to Qin Xiaoxia's words.

Seeing Doudou's appearance, he was depressed like a shaved cat.

"Okay, I'm ready to cook, today's lunch is very rich, I'll take you out to see the world in the afternoon!"

Qin Xiaoxia smiled and comforted Doudou.

The power of food is as strong as ever, and Doudou immediately refreshed when he heard it.

When cooking, Doudou stood on the stool with a curious look on his face, as if every turn of the spatula was extremely pleasant.

Occasionally, he swallows a mouthful of saliva.

And every time Qin Xiaoxia uses a spatula, he often has to get a little bit for Doudou to taste whether it is ripe or not, otherwise the latter will be annoyed for a long time in the back.