Chapter 377: Bull Head and Horse Noodles
This is a bus, his appearance is very ordinary, on the roof of the bus is placed a light sign, on which is written: "259 Road" these words.
I grabbed a Soul Suppressor Sword in my hand and made up my mind.
The car quickly drove in front of me, I took a deep breath, and just as I was about to get into the car, I heard a rush of footsteps.
I turned my head and saw a man and a woman hurrying towards me.
As the man ran, he shouted excitedly: "Look, I'll just say, there will definitely be the last train!" ”
As they spoke, they ran in front of me.
These two people knew at a glance that they were not normal people, the man was wearing riveted pants, short sleeves printed with skulls, and his head was like a feather duster, erected on the door of his head, and the woman was wearing smoky makeup, crop tops, and ultra-short jeans.
Seeing my eyes looking at them, these two people immediately looked at me with disdain, but they were taken aback by my appearance: "Damn! Ugly, looks like a ghost, and when you come out at night, you know how to scare people! ”
As he spoke, he cursed at me.
If it weren't for my endurance, I would have stepped forward and beaten these two bastards up a long time ago!
Seeing that they were about to get into the car, I hurriedly said, "Wait a minute, this ......"
"Wait a fart, hurry home and sleep."
Interrupting me angrily, the two men got into the car, stuffed money into the coin box, and walked to the car.
Get! This is my cold face and hot ass, don't cry for a while!
I got into the car after them, and I looked at the driver.
The driver was wearing a black suit and black sunglasses, I don't know why, this suit makes me look a little familiar.
I took the coin out of my pocket and was about to put it in, but after thinking about it, I shoved it back into my pocket, and then took out a coin from my backpack and stuffed it in.
The driver saw my movements, turned his head to look at me, and said lightly, "Go and sit in the back, the car is about to start." ”
I answered and looked into the carriage.
It's strange that when I looked at it from the outside, the carriage was empty, but now after getting on the car, I found that the carriage was already densely packed with people, and they were all sitting in their seats with expressionless faces, and they couldn't even look at our coming.
The two non-mainstream just now had already sat in two seats, and began to talk to me over there.
I looked at it, chose a seat at the front, sat down, and then opened my yin and yang eyes.
The whole car is full of ghosts, and these expressionless people in the car are either flesh and blood blurred, or rotten, in short, none of them are good-looking, they are all people who died in vain.
The car opened slowly, and it was very quiet inside, only I looked at the driver, frowning, trying to remember, I always felt that I had seen his uniform somewhere.
After thinking about it for a long time, it suddenly dawned on me!
"Hey, hey, driver, it's over, you stop quickly, I want to get off!"
The man and woman sitting in the back, looking at the bus stop sign passing by, got up from their seats and shouted at the driver.
No matter how loud he was, the driver didn't react at all.
The man seemed to be a little annoyed, cursed a dirty word, and walked towards the driver menacingly: "Damn! Lao Tzu told you that you have opened a station, did you hear it, hurry up and stop Lao Tzu! ”
Because I was doing it relatively early, I saw the man walk up to the driver and ruin him with a punch.
It's a pity that his fist went directly through the driver's body.
The man was instantly stunned, staring blankly at his fist, wide-eyed and incredulous at the driver.
The driver turned his head to look at the man expressionlessly, and said in a gloomy tone, "Go back and sit down." ”
"Ahh The man screamed, and this sound alarmed the ghosts who were sitting in a daze, and they all raised their heads to look at the man.
All of them were pale, or bruised, and the pale light added a touch of horror and weirdness.
The man seemed to have weakened his legs, and sat down on the ground at once, his face pale and unable to say a word.
I was afraid to look at them funny, and I couldn't help but let out a chuckle.
The man heard the voice and looked at me.
Seriously, I'm probably the most normal person here, at least I'm a lot more sunny than these ghostly people.
As if grasping at the last straw, the man immediately crawled towards me and grabbed my hand.
"Wen ...... Wen, are you human? Do you know what this place is? ”
I snorted coldly, looking like I didn't want to pay attention to you.
I still remember exactly what attitude this kid used towards me just now.
Seeing my appearance, the man looked like he was about to cry: "Big brother, I was wrong before, do you know what kind of place this is?" ”
"I know." I clasped my ear and said lightly, "Have you ever heard of the underground bus?" Every time in the middle of the night, the underworld will send a car to plant the souls of the world to the underworld, and if a human accidentally gets into the car by mistake, he will be carried directly to the underworld. ”
The man looked at me stupidly.
"You don't believe it." I took out the cow tears from my pocket, and while the man was still in a daze, I touched his eyelids: "If you don't believe it, you can see for yourself." ”
The man trembled and looked at the passenger sitting in the car.
Then, he screamed and cried: "Ghost...... It's all ghosts! ”
Poor his girlfriend, who didn't know what was going on, rushed to his side, trying to help him up, and was a little scared when she saw him.
"Get off! I want to get out of the car! I'm getting off! ”
I snorted coldly; "Once on this bus, the bus won't stop."
The man looked at me and wanted to step forward and grab my hand: "You are also a human being, you must have a way, right?" Help us! Help us! ”
"I really want to save you, but as long as I remember your attitude towards me when I got in the car just now, I feel a little unhappy in my heart, you say, why should I help you."
On this weird bus, I didn't have the slightest fear, this man probably also saw that I was not an ordinary person, without saying a word, knelt in front of me, and kowtowed three times: "It's me who has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, you are a master, you are my boss!" I'm still young, I really don't want to die! ”
The woman next to him didn't even know what was going on: "What's wrong with you! What are you doing kneeling down for this ugly bastard! ”
When I heard the three words ugly, my face that was still smiling suddenly pulled down.
The man turned around and slapped the woman in the face: "You know a fart, kneel down for me and kowtow to the boss!" ”
"If you're sick, I won't go crazy with you."
The man looked at the stupid and dull pig-like woman next to him, and stepped forward to slap him again.
I couldn't get used to seeing a man beating a woman, so I hurriedly stopped his movements: "Okay, I'm in a good mood, but you still want to hit the driver just now, so apologize to him too." ”
"Yes, yes, yes."
The man nodded hurriedly, walked in front of the driver, wiped the tears on his face, forced a smile, and said in a flattering tone: "Master...... Big brother, I was excited just now, I shouldn't have done anything to you, I'm sorry, can you stop the car and let me go down. ”
A faint smell of urine filled the air, and I looked at the man's wet pants, and immediately understood, and covered my mouth and nose with some disgust.
The driver still turned a deaf ear to the man's words.
I think it's almost the same, if I continue to be scared, this man will have to be scared to death, and I really can't afford this sin at that time.
I stood up, took out a large pile of dark coins from my backpack, stuffed them into the coin box, and then took out my bad order to show the driver: "Big brother, everyone is doing things for the prefecture, give some face, stop the car." ”
The driver looked at the errand order in my hand and then at me.
Yes, I thought about it for a long time, and finally remembered where I had seen this suit.
It's in the underworld, those bad uniform clothes! It's just that the driver has a few more white bars on his shoulders, and at first glance, I really didn't remember it for a while.
"Let them get out of the car."
At this moment, a majestic voice sounded in the carriage.
I followed the sound and looked towards the carriage.
Only then did I find that at the back, there sat a man with a strong physique, a man with a long face and small eyes, and looking at him, I suddenly remembered an animal: a horse.
When the driver heard his words, he turned the steering wheel unhurriedly, stopped the car at the side drop-off point, and opened the door.
As soon as he saw the car door open, the man didn't say a word, didn't care about his companion, got out of the car and ran away.
The woman followed him, and as she ran, she shouted loudly, "You are insane, what are you crazy about......
The voices of the two of them became farther and farther away, and I looked at the horse-faced man, feeling a little familiar, but I frowned and thought for a long time, and I didn't figure out where I had seen him.
"Lord Bai Wuchang, after hundreds of years, have you forgotten me?"
The bus door closed again, and the horse-faced man walked slowly towards me.
I was a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry, you should have known me in my previous life, I haven't remembered the memory of my previous life, may I ask who you are?" ”
"On the dismount side."
I suddenly realized that in addition to the impermanence of black and white, there is also a bull's head and horse face!
It is rumored that the former is dedicated to arresting the souls of good people, and the latter is specifically to hook the souls of bad people.