Chapter 3 The Little Emperor is Poisonous
Uncle Zhan obviously felt that there were more people in her palace, there were only two eunuchs in their early twenties on duty before, but now, not only did there be two more thirteen or fourteen-year-old servants, but also two beautiful girls, one big and one small, and a woman who looked like she was in the late stage of menopausal syndrome.
This configuration made Uncle Zhan sigh at night, it was obvious that Qi Yuan saw her strategy of turning a few corners and began to pay attention to her, the food in the past few days was surprisingly good, and the extra layer of meat on her small belly was ironclad proof.
Uncle Zhan is very self-aware, she is neither stupid Bai Tian, nor is she a lucky star falling from the sky, and she is not qualified to sit and wait for the group pet.
She grabbed countless green silk and came to the conclusion that Gou will die, recklessly will die, pretend to be crazy and stupid or die, even if she wants to take the route of beauty and surprise, she will nail two pushpins on her chest, proper negative capital, not to mention men, she herself dislikes it.
After thinking about it for a while, she still decided to do it, the so-called demon, the demon, the scourge has been left for thousands of years, and the demon has blown up the sky, this is her way of life.
But living is a difficult thing, and Qi Yuan has dug countless pits on her way to live, waiting for her to fall by herself.
No, just these palace people arranged by Qi Yuan for her show that her heart is vicious!
The two eunuchs who knew kung fu before were more than enough to deal with her, the puppet emperor, and with two people who were almost the same age, they were nothing more than to come to play with him, Qi Yuan didn't want to raise a shrewd emperor, what he wanted was an incompetent faint king.
The two new little guys were personally brought by the eunuch Zhao Ping.
Who said that the eunuchs did not inherit, because these two little eunuchs were adopted by Zhao Ping, they all followed the surname Zhao.
But Zhao Ping also said that with the new master, it didn't matter what the name was before, everything the new master had the final say.
Uncle Zhan didn't bother to use his brain at night, raised his finger and pointed to the weapon display shelf left by the first emperor, and asked the two little guys to choose a weapon by themselves.
As a result, the fat ones choose the hammer, and the thin ones choose the bow.
Zhao Hammer, Zhao Gong, it's settled.
Uncle Zhan was still looking at the sword on the weapon rack at that time and said regretfully to Zhao Ping: "Pingping! Why didn't anyone choose a sword and a sword?"
Flat!
Zhao Ping had a toothache and a sore buttocks, he didn't want to reply, but thinking of Qi Yuan's order, he still replied with a smile: "Gentleman Sabre, the minions are eunuchs, and they dare not trespass." ”
Who do you look down on? He Zhao Ping is also a literate master, doesn't the puppet emperor just want to see the joke that Jian Tongyin is cheap, he is a four-grade eunuch, so he can't be a little emperor.
Zhao Ping's inner drama really wronged Uncle Zhan Ye, she asked the little girl to choose weapons because she wanted them to learn martial arts.
In Uncle Zhan's imagination, if she travels in the future, there will be a row of small people in the back, all wearing flying fish suits, and when the time comes, the embroidered spring knife will come out...... The picture is beautiful!
But the two little guys chose the hammer and the bow, Uncle Zhan felt depressed at night, the bow was forgotten, a group of people fought to show their weapons, and the painting style of the hammer was absolutely tasteless!
Press the inner drama and return to reality.
Uncle Zhan frowned when he heard this: "Pingping, people live for a fight, what's wrong with eunuchs, there are people who are disabled and strong, I'll tell you." ”
So she gushed:
"Cai Lun, the originator of papermaking. ”
"Sima Qian, a "Historical Record", has been passed down through the ages. ”
"Zheng He, a great navigator and a great diplomat. ”
"Li Fuguo, even the emperor dares to kill. ”
"Wei Zhongxian, the eunuch of Si Li Bingbi, known as 9,900 years old, was autocratic and authoritarian, but unfortunately the end was not good, and he died by hanging. ”
"Zhao Gao, your own family, you are the first person to become the prime minister as a eunuch, but later he was killed by the new monarch and punished the three clans. ”
Seeing that Zhao Ping's face was dark on the other side, Uncle Zhan hurriedly changed his words and said, "Yes...... There are good, I like Gaolishi, I have been loyal all my life, the emperor died, he vomited blood and died, after his death, he was posthumously crowned the governor of the capital, and buried in the imperial mausoleum......"
......
Zhao Ping only felt that he was about to vomit blood, and he couldn't kill people too much, this puppet emperor, his words were simply punishing his heart, this was a warning to him, don't do those bastard things, it won't end well.
"Your Majesty, the ministers don't read much, and they don't know the characters in His Majesty's mouth, so I'll go back and find a book to study. The words are not speculative, Zhao Ping said goodbye and slipped away.
Uncle Zhan said kindly: "You can't find the stories of those characters, but I have drawn some four-panel comics, and those who are illiterate can understand it." ”
Hearing this, Zhao Ping turned around and walked away, hiding his face.
He felt that his master, the Marquis of Northern Qi, was right, he should read more books, or he would always feel that he was connotated by the little emperor.
The old one was angry, and the small one was easier to deal with, Zhao Hammer and Zhao Gong didn't do anything, Uncle Zhan drew a line at night and said: "Don't bother me, you two are playing, believe it or not, if I lose a hair, you two have to lose your head." ”
A few words scared the two little guys to tremble, looking for the little emperor to play, something that didn't exist.
And for several days in a row, Uncle Zhan saw that the two of them didn't look anywhere, just stared at the floor, and Uncle Zhan thought about it for a long time before he figured out if these two brain-dead people were really looking for hair on the ground, right?
Compared with the little guys, the girls gave Uncle Zhan a headache at night.
The small one is called Ruping, the cardamom is young, and it looks like a pearl and jade, which is very beautiful.
It is said that this is the daughter of the high gate of Shangjing, because of the rebellion of the Northern Qi Dynasty, his family was loyal to the first emperor, after the city was broken by the Marquis of the Northern Qi Dynasty, the clansmen were all distributed to the northern Xinjiang, only her, was put into the palace by her mother to put a lot of silver into the palace, her mother's mind, into the palace to be a call to slavery is also stronger than dying on the way to the distribution.
If her fate is favored by a big person, her family may be able to turn over.
Right now, who else can this big man be besides Uncle Zhan Ye?
Xu is out of the self-esteem of the noble girl of the high family, these Ruping did not hide it from Uncle Zhan Ye, usually pouring tea and pouring water will secretly send autumn waves to the little emperor, passing on some embarrassing thoughts.
Uncle Zhan really doesn't want to hit Ruping, she is also a soft girl, where can she reason.
Ruping is okay here, taking the implicit route.
On the other side, Ruzhu, who is in double ten-year bloom, made Uncle Zhan feel frightened.
This eldest sister had just finished breastfeeding before entering the palace, and in the words of Li Shanggong in the early and late stages, this was the grandmother who opened the sun to the little emperor.
Uncle Zhan's understanding is bedding.
Ruzhu Mei is above the charm, and she is the kind of good body, plus she has rich experience, when she saw the little emperor, she directly started to wear wide clothes, and Uncle Zhan was so frightened that he smelled the fragrance of flowers on Ruzhu's body and began to run around the road.
In the past, she only bolted the door when she slept, but now not only has two locks, but also has to hold tables and chairs behind the doors and windows, and then put vases and other fragile objects on them.
What kind of iniquity has she created!
For Qi Yuan, the initiator, Uncle Zhan gritted his teeth even more, she didn't do anything, she didn't want to persuade him to be kind, she just wanted to persuade him to be a person.
How old was she? Less than twelve years old, he wanted to break her will and hollow out her body.
Qi Yuan!
This beam never dies!
This resentment peaked after Uncle Zhan was awakened by a nightmare like a pearl in the middle of the night.
The night is bright and the stars are scarce.
Tianlu Palace.
Qi Yuan was dressed in snow-white fox fur, and sat lazily under the eaves of the porch behind the snow to read at night.
There are two stoves around him and twelve glass candles, reflecting his handsome face.
If you look closely, the corners of his lips are slightly upturned, and he is actually smiling.
The four-panel comic of the little pariahs is really interesting, this name is still given to him by Zhao Ping, and the four-grid is a story, simple and easy to understand.
He was seeing the phrase "Why don't you eat minced meat?"
It's a ridiculous sentence, but it's also a true portrayal of the aristocracy.
Thinking of the extravagance of the Great Xia nobles, he sneezed several times in a row for no reason.
"Qi Yuan, you must have offended the villain, others are saying bad things about you behind your back. ”
The voice floated from the corner of the courtyard wall, followed by a slender figure from behind the plum blossom tree, like a ghost, from the dark shadow.
Dressed in pure black, with a strong demonic aura in the weird.
"Nonsense. Qi Yuan let out a chuckle, put his hand down from the end of his nose, and slowly exhaled a hot breath: "I'm not offending the villain, I'm offending the world." ”
Let all the princes of the princely states come to Shangjing City to be protons, this is the wrist of the hero.
"But you don't care. As if entering their own backyard, they folded a cold plum at random and put it in front of their nose to smell it.
Such frivolous movements made Qi Yuan a little disgusted.
"Qin Yu, if Xi Qin escorts you over, I advise you to settle down. ”
Qin Yu, who was named, did not retreat but advanced.
"How is it possible, you know that my father has a stupid son, this kind of death is the only one who is sent to death, I will say hello to you first, don't let him return to Xiqin alive. ”
Qi Yuan raised his eyebrows and was puzzled: "Qin Ying should not prevent your brothers from competing for the throne of King Qin." ”
"Fool, disgusting! This is not the important matter for me to come to you, Southern Chu and Eastern Zhou have formed an alliance, or you and I will form an alliance, I only care about the position of King Qin, the position of the son of Da Xia, I will not fight with you. ”
"If I believe someone who can't even tolerate a fool, then I'm really stupid. Qin Yu, don't come to test me, even if you want to form an alliance, let your eldest brother Qin Han come, you are not worthy. ”
As Qi Yuan spoke, he quickly snatched back someone's manuscript he had placed on the desk from under Qin Yu's outstretched claws.
Qin Yu sighed: "Qi Yuan, you are too arrogant, I saw you laughing at this thing just now, I was just curious, there is no need to be so nervous." ”
"Get out!"
Qi Yuan was furious, just because Qin Yu was nervous at the end, which made him frightened, and he unconsciously felt nervous about that pariah.
This made Qi Yuan feel fear for the first time.
That puppet little emperor, poisonous!