Chapter 19: The most handsome way to appear
Ling Hao entered the Yanwu Hall, not paying attention to everyone's surprised gazes, and just moved towards the duel ring step by step. That form, that action, is like a funny clown on the stage.
"Hahahaha......" The scene erupted into thunderous laughter. They just laughed at him without any scruples, because they felt that Ling Hao was a failure.
Ling Hao's ugly state made the Ling family's disciples laugh forward and backward, unscrupulous.
There were only a few people in the arena who didn't laugh, one was Ling Feng, and the other was Feng Yan'er, who was silently watching Ling Hao in the ring.
Feng Gang smiled the most, and he said to Ling Feng, "Brother, it's the first time I've seen my nephew's way of admission. He also brought a pot, is he going to cook? ”
Ling Feng was not angry, and said plainly and bluntly: "I have always been proud of him. ”
In the field, Ling Hao moved the things he brought to the edge of the ring.
The ring is one foot high, and there are no stairs, because this height is for a spiritual practitioner to go up to the ring with a simple jump.
Looking at this height, if Ling Hao opened the state of Taixia, he could indeed leap forward. But now is not the time for him to take too much breath. Looking at a large cauldron and two sacks of items beside him, he was a little desperate now!
What can I do in despair? It's not like you have to throw it away.
Ling Hao threw a pot first, then twice before a sack, and then he threw it five times before another sack.
Under the ring, Ling Hao panted and held his knees and said, "No, let me catch my breath for five minutes first." ”
"Hahahaha......" The scene broke out into laughter again.
He has seen a lot of duels in everyone, and this is the first time he has seen this strange way of entering.
After resting for two minutes, Ling Hao's body recovered.
Ling Hao was on the edge of the ring, he was full of strength, and jumped up, everyone's eyes followed him closely, imagining the scene of jumping up, churning in the air for two and a half weeks, and entering the scene handsomely, even Feng Yan'er was waiting for him.
As a result, Ling Hao unexpectedly and lived up to expectations.
"It's a little close, I'm trying again!"
"Your hand is going to reach the edge, right away, right away!"
The laughter on the scene was wave after wave, watching Ling Hao's duel, he never disappointed, he always failed in all aspects to make people laugh off their big teeth.
Even though he is a mortal, he always has to do what a monk can do.
After trying a few times to no avail, Ling Hao stopped his movements, as if he also knew that he couldn't jump, he turned his head and shouted to the crowd in the corner: "Zhou Jin, Zhou Jin, die there!" ”
Zhou Jin hurriedly ran over and said, "It's coming, it's coming." Young master, what's the matter? ”
"When I jumped in a while, you pushed me, you know?"
Zhou Jin replied, "Okay." ”
"It's coming, one, two, three!"
Ling Hao jumped up, Zhou Jin was a servant, Ling Hao hadn't treated him as a servant at all, and even sent him a cultivation method, but he was not keen on cultivation, so he was a half-spiritual cultivator, and he had strength.
When Ling Hao was flying in the air, Zhou Jin saw the opportunity and directly hit Ling Hao's ass with a strong push.
Ling Hao suddenly felt a huge force hit his buttocks, his body instantly lost his balance in the air, and he roared angrily, "It's too strong, stupid!" ”
It is very difficult for a person to control his body without long-term training in the air. Don't be deceived by those dramas on TV, like being able to turn 360 degrees in the air to avoid bullets.
In the absence of external forces, people in the air cannot even turn around. You can refer to the video of astronauts in outer space, that is the real thing. (In this respect, this book is the only novel that still respects Newtonian mechanics, at least Newton's coffin lid can hold it down.) )
With the above conclusions, we can deduce that in the absence of external force, we apply an external force to Ling Hao, an object moving in a straight line at a uniform speed, then it will definitely change the movement form of the object, because the external force is exerted on Ling Hai's buttocks, the acceleration of the buttocks must be higher than the inertia of the upper part of Ling Hao's body, in this case, Ling Hao's body will be uncontrollably deflected in the air, and combined with the height of the ring and the angle of deflection, we can deduce that when Ling Hao lands.
It was the ass that hit the ground first!
Sure enough, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Ling Hao fell into the ring, and in front of him, Feng Yan'er was staring at him with wide eyes.
She was stunned!
For thousands of years, and even in the entire history of the cultivation world, there has never been such an appearance.
Ling Hao's heart of 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by, ", the first generation of labor and management!" Zhou Jin, I'll skin you alive when I go back! ”
Now what? I pretended to be forced by myself, and I had to finish pretending with tears.
Ling Hao lay down on the spot, put on a sleeping Arhat posture, and said calmly, "I'm tired and want to lie down for a while." ”
Hearing him say this, Feng Yan'er's suppressed smile could no longer be hidden.
Feng Yan'er has always thought that her ability to control her emotions is very high, but when she sees this situation, no one can help it,
Her body gradually trembled, her shoulders kept shaking, and she quickly covered her face with both hands to avoid laughing out of shape. But in the end, I laughed until my stomach hurt and I had to squat.
The scene exploded, and the laughter burst directly.
Fenggang laughed so hard that he couldn't hold the teacup steadily, and said directly: "My nephew's way of appearance, it is simply unprecedented, and there is no one who will come after, shining through the ages, shaking the ancient and modern, I Fenggang would like to call it the strongest!" ”
What can Ling Feng do? I can only look up at the clouds, and today's wind is very noisy!
Seeing Feng Yan'er smiling with tears in her eyes, Ling Hao suddenly said, "Hey, Ben Shao found that you look pretty good when you smile." ”
As soon as she heard Ling Hao's words, Feng Yan'er directly shook her face and said, "Get out, when is the old lady not good-looking?" ”
Ling Hao stood up, looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, and said to Feng Yan'er, "I'm sorry, I made Miss Feng wait for a long time." ”
"It's okay, it's just a little longer. But you, who can't stand in the ring for two seconds, why waste so much effort to move something useless. Feng Yan'er said coldly.
The implication was that Ling Hao would be driven out in two seconds, and she seemed to have completely forgotten about last night.
Ling Hao was unforgiving, he said directly: "Really? Maybe I'll disappoint Miss Feng today. ”
Before the duel began, the battle between the two became hot.
At this time, Ling Feng stood up and said to everyone: "Since the two duelists have arrived, then we will not delay time, but I want you to remember one thing, don't hurt people's lives, you know?" ”
The two nodded.
"Okay, then the duel begins!"
Ling Feng gave an order, and the two people in the ring opened their stance, and as soon as Feng Yan raised his hands here, and with a loud sound, two red flames immediately ignited in his hands.
And Ling Hao was not to be outdone, and picked up the round black cauldron from the ground. Holding the pot in both hands, in front of him.
The head stuck out from behind the pot and said, "Come on, let you see today, what is Ling Yingying's outwitting and ugly eight monsters!" ”