I was stunned when I heard the big thing.

Fang Xiaomei said aside: "The rules of the old martial arts, if you hurt the people in their door, the door will send a real master to ask you for justice." ”

Belch......

I touched my head and asked in surprise: "What's the matter, I'm not a master today?" ”

Fang Xiaomei pursed her lips.

Zhu Laodao shook his head and said, "Looking at the few tricks they played, it is estimated that they are just rough men in the door." There may be only one person who can really fight, but this Lu Chunsheng is not a master. ”

Hearing this, my heart was half cold.

This guy is not a master if he is so fierce and daring, he is a real master.

Zhu Lao Dao looked at me and smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, there is a Taoist master, when the Taoist master will draw a talisman for you to paste, please have a King Kong possession, with King Kong, Sensei said that the master, even if it is a bullet, we are not afraid." ”

I shuddered: "Master, you rest." Let's keep it for ghosts. ”

After speaking, Fang Xiaomei went to check the situation of the two security guards on the ground.

Xiaomei tried her pulse, rolled her eyelids and said, "It's normal, it's just that I was knocked unconscious, I closed my breath and blood, and I guess I will wake up in a few minutes." ”

The security guard is fine, and then look at the third child. Okay, this guy is lying on the ground and humming: "What's the matter, why do I feel weak all over, third master, and there is no place in my body that doesn't hurt?" What the hell am I doing? ”

I looked at each other with Fang Xiaomei and Zhu Lao Dao, and we decided not to tell the third child the truth.

Leng Mei has sword and horse kung fu, in the old days, a person who sang in the troupe was often more capable of fighting than a real boxer. It was Leng Mei who saw the third child being bullied, so she flashed out of the soul jade, got on the third child, and was angry for the third child.

I walked over and helped the third child and said, "It's okay, you just let the guy kick him out." By the way, how did you get involved with that guy. ”

Lao Sanyi pointed to the top of his head and said, "That thing cut the monitoring line here." I was about to ask for an explanation, and he did it with me, during which two security guards came, and they all let him lie down, and then ......"

I waved my hand: "Okay, Sensei said then." Then, we arrived. ”

The third fox was suspicious: "No, there seems to be something else." This ......"

was suspicious, and suddenly heard Daoist Qi say: "This senior monk, where are you going?" ”

Good guy, I almost forgot to get down to business, isn't this a great monk? I got up and pulled the third child to stand up, and turned my head to look.

The big white monk is sneaking around to run.

Zhu Lao Dao, Qi Daochang, call a guy and stop the monk.

The great monk smiled and said to Amitabha: "Donor, save the people in the Buddhist sect, the merit is immeasurable." It's just that a few donors have not arrived, and when the opportunity comes, all the donors can become Buddhas immediately. ”

I wish Lao Dao was happy to hear this: "Senior monk, that ...... I'm going to study Buddhism with you, so let's go. ”

The great monk: "The old man still has something important to do, this is the matter that the Buddha explained, don't slack off, I'll go first!" ”

Speak in a flash.

Zhu Lao Dao took it to the great monk, gritted his teeth and said: "The Buddha has confessed, I must invite you to dinner today, go!" ”

The great monk panicked: "Old man, old man has already eaten, you, you ...... If you do this again, you will not be able to live in bliss. ”

Zhu Lao Dao hehe: "Hell is so exciting, the bliss is too stopping, I can't stand that blessing!" ”

In the blink of an eye, a few of us set up the big monk and walked all the way out of the underground parking lot.

When he came outside, the monk was furious: 'What do you want to do?' Don't let me go, beware of me calling the police. After saying that, he shook it 3'.

Zhu Lao Dao smiled: "Senior monk, what are you going to do with those boxers just now?" ’

The monk replied, "People asked me to do a purification ceremony. ”

Zhu Laodao nodded, and at the end he shook his eyebrows and asked: "For no reason, why don't you see you doing things for the people?" ”

Monk: "This ...... This one. ”

"Say, how much did you charge them?"

The monk had a bitter face: "I didn't get a penny, but they said that it would only take me half a day's work, and after I finished doing the Fa, they would donate 100,000 yuan!" I thought about the money......"

I wish the old man a happy one: "If you don't make money, you won't earn it, right?" ”

The monk smiled: "The monks also want to eat, too." ”

Zhu Lao said: "It's useless to talk to me, monk, why don't you rent a house in the suburbs?" In this realm, the rent will be more than 100,000 yuan a month, plus food, clothing and housing, damn it! If you don't donate money, what kind of Amitabha Buddha are you thinking! ”

The monk was about to cry: "You, you ......"

Qi Daochang stepped forward and gave a salute: "Buddhism is originally a family, but unfortunately, you are doing black things to get people's money by holding up the Dharma and Buddhism. Superfluous words, Poor Dao doesn't say it, Poor Dao just wants to invite you to tea! ”

The monk was stunned.

I smiled: "Yes, please have tea!" ”

The monk squeezed out a wry smile on his face, shook his head at the end and said, "Okay, where to go?" ”

Half an hour later, we invited the great monk to a nearby tea house.

The monk seemed to be familiar with the boss here, nodded his head, and the boss gave Zhang Luo a chic private room.

Go in, sit down, and wait for the waiter to bring a pot of Tieguanyin. Zhu Lao Dao took it and waved his hand to signal the waiter to flash people. Then Mari poured each of us a cup of tea.

Tea tasting kung fu, I was thinking about how to start.

I don't want to, I wish Lao Dao to speak first.

"What do you call the great monk?"

"Empty color!"

"Where's the house?"

"Wutai Mountain."

"Well, do you know what those people are going to do today?"

"Say, please let me do something."

Syllable! Zhu Lao Dao gritted his teeth, slapped the table and stood up and said, "Do bullshit, they want to kill you!" ”

"Ah...... This, this is impossible, I am a Buddhist, I ......"

Zhu Lao Dao waved his hand: "Okay, okay, your trick of going out to deceive those ignorant good men and women may work, but it's useless to leave it here!" I don't ask you how to cheat money, you just say, except for today's gang, have you received any big orders? ”

Kongse wrinkled his eyebrows and thought about it, and then looked at us, estimating that we are not good at this thing, so he didn't lie, and blurted out: "I received one, hey...... When you say that, I think it's weird. ”

Zhu Lao Dao said with a smile: "Let's talk about it, where is it weird." ”

"I know an old lady whose grandson's surname is Gao and she is a surgeon. This Dr. Gao is going to marry a girl. That girl heard that her family background was very unusual, and she was a wealthy businessman overseas. But what about the new house they chose for marriage, it seems that it has not been peaceful recently, and there are always scary sounds in the middle of the night, so the old lady wants to invite me to ......"

Zhu Lao Dao clapped his hands: "Qi Hao, ask a question, is the girl's surname Li?" ”

Empty color: "Yes, yes, the girl's name is Li Qingfei, her father's name is Li, Li Renhou, yes, Li Renhou!" ”

As soon as I heard it, it was all right!

I'm convinced! Qi Daochang, a real master, good ability.

Turning my head, I was about to boast a few words, but I saw the Taoist pinching a teacup and frowning and saying, "No, this tea, the fragrance is so high, the soup is widowed, and the character in this tea is also bad." This, this one I don't have to drink. ”

Zhu Lao Dao glanced at Qi Daochang: "Modern people, chase everything." Where are there still people, who have the leisure to taste the taste of real tea. As for them, they can't wait to drink a perfume in one sip to be happy. ”

Qi Daochang shook his head, sighed and sighed, and then put down the cup with a regretful face.

Hearing this, Kong Se smiled and said: "A few people seem to know tea very well, I have good tea donated by believers, the real Tieguanyin, hand-roasted by charcoal, why don't you come to me to taste it?" ”

Zhu Lao Dao waved his hand and said, "No, that monk, let's be honest with you." You're in for a big deal! ”

The empty color is estimated to be the old Jianghu, a big deal, he just smiled faintly, took a sip of tea, and asked very soothingly: "Big deal?" Tell me, what big deal did I do? ”

Zhu Lao Dao gave Qi Dao a look, and at the same time lowered his voice and said, "Hey, fellow Daoist, light up your skills." ”

Qi Lao Dao was embarrassed: "This, this is not good." ”

Fang Xiaomei grabbed it and said, "Monk! Ming people don't say dark words, you are a person, your face is full of oil, when you sit down, your eyes are messing around, your breathing is uneven, obviously impetuous, behaving and behaving, not at all like a monk. Of course, these are not the point, the point is ......"

Fang Xiaomei suddenly pulled her face: "You fake monk, what a woman!" At present, the kidney has a double loss of yin and yang! You're going to hang up! ”

Empty for a moment, he pointed to his little sister and said, "You, you girl, you, you slander the people in the Buddhist sect, you deserve the retribution of falling into the eighteenth layer of hell!" ”

As soon as Daoist Qi heard that the empty color was here to curse Little Sister Fang, he immediately became angry.

"Empty color, you person, since you were a child, you have committed a canopy, and in the great luck of your life, you have robbed the fierce gods and entangled them layer by layer. So, when you were six years old, both of your parents were killed in a tragic disaster. Originally, if you entered the Buddha's door, if you keep the rules and precepts of the Buddha door and practice for a lifetime, you may be able to accumulate boundless merits. But you, enter the Buddha Gate to practice the devil's way, put on monk's clothes, and do demonic things. In the past few years, you have been swaggering and deceiving, lying everywhere, and destroying Buddhist scriptures. And depending on the luck of your face, you should be X-Jing who came half a year ago. ”

"And before that, you lived in the South, and you almost went to prison for being a woman. When you get here, you have a turning point for fate, and if you grasp it well, you may be able to make merit again. But you walked the devil's path again, put on the cloak of Buddhism, and cheated money, not to mention, but also XX women! Empty, ask yourself, do you think you still have a way to live? ”

Thump!

After Daoist Qi said something, Kongse's legs were weak, and he knelt directly in front of Daochang.

"The Taoist is good, the Taoist is a master, please save my life! Save my life! ”

If I hadn't seen this with my own eyes, I would have been in disbelief. Frankly speaking, this monk is in the eyes of our normal people, except for being fat. People are smiling, very approachable, how can they ...... How could he be like this?

Zhu Lao Dao shook his head and said, "One thought is good, one thought is evil!" Wicked people with fierce looks and hideous appearances are just minor evils. And like you, with the appearance of a Buddha, but with a mind like a demon, this is the real evil! ”

The empty monk only kowtowed at this time: "Save me, please save me." ”

Zhu Lao Dao said: "If you want to save people, don't say anything else, just this one thing, that is, you bring us into the house of the person who has something strange, and then hand over this matter to us to deal with!" ”

Kong Se was stunned: "It's that simple? ”

Zhu Lao Dao smiled: "I haven't finished speaking, this matter is over, I also want you to go back to Wutai Mountain in person, kneel in front of the gate of the temple where you took refuge, and then pray to your master to accept you as a disciple again!" ”

Empty color hesitates.

Qi Daochang coughed lightly: "This year, Youyue!" You're going to go to jail for a long time! ”

Empty face turned pale, gritted his teeth: "I am willing to ......"