Chapter 228: The Monkey Kills When He Screams
We set off at six o'clock in the morning and arrived at Leshan until more than two o'clock in the afternoon.
When I entered the city, I first found a place to eat, during which the third child 'exchanged' with the chief of the road and flowed the experience of using the car navigation. The Taoist chief didn't say anything, but only said that the voice of the dummy in the navigation was too silver, and if the concentration was not strong, there was a danger of shaking his mind.
What do you think about this, Sister Zhiling?
After eating, we didn't have to ask anyone, just get in the car, drive the navigation, and go all the way.
I wasn't familiar with Leshan, and I thought that Puyuan Temple was a big local temple.
When we drove two hours and found a temple on the outskirts of a small town on the outskirts of the city, I knew that I was overestimating.
The small temple is not big, and it can accommodate more than a dozen monks to practice in it.
The temple is hidden in the middle of a circle of large trees, full of greenery, and it is very vibrant.
Before, Zhu Youfu's factory was also located surrounded by trees, but there was no life in him, and there was a ghostly atmosphere.
On the way, Zhu Laodao said that the reason why Zhu Youfu built the factory there was that ghostly spirit. Because, in addition to loving dogs, Uncle Zhu also has a hobby, that is, he likes ghosts.
It is precisely because he is a ghost and has a lot of money that he has accumulated 'yin' skills and earned tens of millions of net worth.
But this, ordinary people can't play, if you want to be a ghost, one has to look at the eight characters, the second has to look at the ancestors, and the third has to look at the past. If several conditions are met, you can take this ghostly way to make a fortune.
We parked our car in an open area fifty meters away from the temple.
When we got off the bus, a few children with ice cream stared at us with curious eyes.
I was about to say hello to the local children.
The little fox swooped out of the car.
This scared the children, and the girl ran away. And, while running, he shouted: "It's scary, there was a fierce monkey just here, and a fox came, goblin, goblin!" ”
Fierce monkeys?
My heart moved when I listened.
I couldn't help but think of the voice and appearance of the demon cultivator in the Qingfeng Hotel.
Then I took a closer look at the entrance of the 'gate' of Puyuan Temple, and found that behind a row of bushes more than 20 meters away from the temple, a Toyota was parked!
Someone is one step ahead.
The two old Taoists looked at me and the third one at each other, and when it was over, the third master sneered: "What do you mean, could it be that these guys are going to attack the monks." ”
I said, "Don't be impatient, and act when the opportunity comes." ”
In a blink of an eye, I arrived at the entrance of the big 'gate' of the temple.
The 'door' was tightly closed.
Zhu Lao Dao took a step forward and stretched out his hand to knock on the 'door' ring.
Ten seconds later.
The big door creaked open.
Then a monk in his thirties with a black mole on his chin and black 'hair' on the mole said with a smile on his face: "Hello donors, do you want to make incense, or make a vow, or ask for scriptures?" ”
To be honest, as soon as I saw this monk, I felt a very bad feeling in my heart.
It's like eating a dish and suddenly discovering that there are six or seven small strong plus a dozen big green-headed flies in the vegetable soup.
Monks, there are all kinds of things, we can't get skinny.
So I said, "We want to see your abbot and have something important to talk about." ”
The black mole monk smiled: "Okay, a few donors, please inside." ’
A few people followed the foot in, looked up, and saw that this was a small courtyard, and directly opposite was the main hall where the 'door' was opened, incense was on, and the Buddha was offered.
Inside the hall, the incense mist lingers, and all that can be seen clearly is a clay Buddha who cannot be named, and is looking at us with kind eyes.
I'm happy with the Big Buddha.
Black Mole Monk: "A few donors, please also ask the guest room to watch the tea." ”
As he spoke, he pointed to the east wing in the courtyard, then turned his head and walked a few steps, slamming the temple door shut, and finally dropped the bolt on the door.
I've read them all and kept them in my heart.
Black Mole Monk: "Several, please come with me." ”
Just followed him, went straight to the east wing, squeaked open the 'door', and first a picture of the Buddhist world was reflected in his eyes. Then, following the monk's footsteps, he turned to the left, and his front was impressively cheerful.
This is a tea room where scriptures are kept.
There was a large table inside, and a big monk with a red face was holding a golden plum bottle. Wrong, it's the Diamond Sutra, and it's a good thing to read.
Next to them, stood two young monks.
This monk is really young, and the ring scars on the brain 'door' have not fallen, so he will become a monk. In addition, are these two young monks from Shaolin Temple? It's all big muscle 'flesh' bumps.
Also, don't think I'm verbose, the waists of these two monks are bulging, is that the golden hoop 'stick' of Sun Monkey?
Seeing this, I understood a little, and moved my nose a few more times.
In the faint sandalwood, there is a hidden aroma of burning 'chicken' and a mellow taste of liquor.
Fake monks are for sure. Moreover, this group of fake monks is very low-minded and scheming. These obvious leaks are all **ug, but anyone who does the game will not make it like this. At best, their methods are no more than the tricks of charlatans.
I understand it, and I believe that Zhu Lao Dao and Qi Dao Chang also understand.
But the third ......
"Hey, why does this room smell of liquor?" The third master twitched his nose vigorously and said.
Third master, third master, you ......
When I was speechless, the red-faced monk put down the scriptures and said with a smile: "Oh, this is the bone-setting 'medicine' wine made by the little monk himself." ”
The third master suddenly wanted to say something.
At a critical moment, Zhu Laodao reached out and pinched the back of the third master.
The third master finally stopped talking.
At the moment, these people let us see through it, but we didn't point it out. The fundamental reason is that he is afraid of affecting the true monks here.
The children said they had seen a big monkey.
After borrowing this, I instinctively had a hunch that the demon breeder in the Qingfeng Hotel had also come here. But the demon keeper did not show up, which shows a problem, that is, he is responsible for guarding the monks in this temple.
In case we do it, we will 'create' a conflicting 'sexual' situation.
It is very likely that the demon dog jumped over the wall in a hurry and injured the innocent monk, which is not good.
So, knowing that these people are fake, we still have to play with them.
A few people sat down.
Zhu Lao Dao grinned and smiled slightly: "What do you call the master's name." ”
Red Light Monk: "The poor monk's Dharma name is Jueyuan." ”
Lao Dao: "Oh, it turned out to be Master Jueyuan." ”
The red light monk smiled and asked again: "A few donors, go to the small temple, what are you doing here...... ”
As soon as the words came out, the red light monk realized that what he was doing, it was a little too earthy, so he added: "Cough, why is it wow." ”
Lao Dao continued: "If you don't do anything, you just want the master to show it, and then help me open the light." ”
The red light monk was stunned for a moment: "Kaiguang, this ......"
The old way is serious, pointing to his own brain 'door', and he gestures twice and says: "This is it, help me as a person, open a light." ”
The red-light monk was stunned.
Yes, who is not stunned. I've heard of giving light to 'jade' vessels, opening up gold, and opening up ornaments, but I haven't heard of giving people light, oh no, it seems that there is such a joke called opening light to some stumbling personnel.
This, the old man......
I am not allowed to say more, the red light monk's face is 'revealed' and difficult to 'color': "Donor, this is enlightening." The poor monk really hasn't done it. ”
Lao Dao Yile: "Haven't you heard of giving people light?" This ......"
The old way is starting to speak in the vernacular.
And I took advantage of his vernacular skills, and I began to open the Five Paths God and listen to everything here.
The five road gods refer to the supernatural powers of the five senses of the human body.
I glanced around, and suddenly I saw a mobile phone in the corner of the table.
It's normal to have a mobile phone on the table, but right now, it's not normal, because the mobile phone was put upside down on the table. Just ask, who can put the mobile phone upside down. Therefore, it is very likely that the mobile phone is in a state of call.
This is the dumbest, but also the most effective means of eavesdropping.
At this time, Lao Dao had already spoken to the other party to the place of 'fine' color.
"Master, this gives people light, but it's not good, after opening the light, your luck will turn around directly, for example, if you were unlucky before, in the blink of an eye, you might be able to make a fortune of 5 million. It's just that although I know the method of enlightenment, I am not a member of the Buddha's 'gate', so I dare not use it. ”
Red Light Monk: "This ......"
Lao Dao: "It's better to be like this, you come, I'll teach you, and after you're done, you can do it for me." ”
Red Light Monk: "This ......"
Lao Dao didn't allow him to do this, so he got up directly and pulled up the red light monk.
At this time, a few monks left in the room were anxious: "This donor, you, what are you going to do?" ”
"I'm talking to your abbot about the Dharma, come, look at this light......"
In front of him, Lao Dao had already attracted the attention of several people.
Seeing this, I decisively stretched my neck, got up, pretended to see the old Taoist turn on the light, and secretly 'touched' the mobile phone.
Good guy, Dahua, we're familiar.
Cut it away decisively, take a careful look, and really keep talking.
I reached out and took the call.
This just hung up.
I saw someone shouting, "Hey, you, what are you doing, what are you doing with your mobile phone?" ”
Fuck you sister!
As soon as he turned his head, he slammed a big fist on the bridge of the nose of the goods.
I'll do it, the third child, I wish Lao Dao to follow along, bang!
In the blink of an eye, the four fake monks in the house let us down.
Of course, it doesn't matter if you put it down, you have to unload the pipa bone is the king.
After taking off the shoulders of the four people one by one, Lao Dao reached out and picked up the chin of the red light monk, and said with a wicked smile: "Do you understand? This is enlightenment. ”
Things are going very well, but the more smoothly it goes, the more I feel that this is a small pit dug for us by the master of the Snow Mountain, but this pit has to be jumped if we don't jump, and we have to jump if we jump.
The only difference is that we now have a clear heart and are jumping into it.
Face our threat, Red Light Monk. The black mole monk, as well as the two muscle 'flesh' monks, all chose to remain silent.
Zhu Lao Dao smiled, and in the next second, he let go of the red light monk, reached out and rummaged through the carry-on bag on his back, and then he took out two ......
Soul Slayer Spike!
Lao Dao took the Soul Destroying Nail and knocked it up and down, with a ding, crisp echo.
Lao Dao: "A few people, what is this, don't say more." I won't say anything superfluous, as long as you cooperate with me and rescue the monks in this temple, I will let you go, otherwise! ”
Lao Dao stretched out his hand and made a stabbing gesture.
The red light monk was the first to regurgitate the bone.
"Back to Daoye, the people are in the small ear room on the right side of the main hall, there are five in total, all let us tie them up, and then, we let Fan Monkey watch it."
I asked, "Is that the one who raised the monkey demon?" ”
Red Light Monk: "You know? ”
I sneered: "What else do I don't know, let's say, what about that monkey?" ”
Red Light Monk: "The monkey is in the center of the main hall, hiding in the empty 'hole' under the Buddha case, as long as someone comes in, it will bark, and as soon as it barks, the Fan monkey will ......"
Me: "What do you want?" ”
The red light monk suddenly shouted at the top of his throat: "I'm going to kill someone!" ”
I'll fuck your uncle!
Bang! With one kick, I kicked the red light monk over, turned around, and ran to the main hall.