Chapter 135, schadenfreude
The scholars in charge of the Hanlin Academy are all written by the Ministry of Rites
"Second grandfather, you ...... He was not only fined for his fortune, but also punished by Master Li, the head of the Hanlin Academy, for catching mice and cleaning up the cattery for a month. ”
"Poof~" Liu Ruyue finally couldn't help laughing.
Lu Chengze's ten fingers did not touch the spring water and only took the sage book, and he was punished to shovel?
remembered that he was still young in the past, and Lu Chengze still knew that it hurt people at that time, and when he saw her feeding the chickens, he ran to help.
thought she was feeding millet that had not been shelled, but she reached out and grabbed a large handful of earthworms she had dug up, which frightened Lu Chengze and shook his hand, but the earthworms were sticky and tight, and he couldn't shake them off for a while.
In a hurry, he tripped over himself, fell on his ass and squatted, propped his hands on the ground, and ended up staining his hands with chicken shit.
He was breathless, his little face turned pale, and he ...... his mother-in-law His mother, Huang, was so frightened that he picked him up and went straight to the witch doctor to kowtow.
The whole village knew about this, and the people in the village laughed at Lu Chengze who was raised like a young lady by the Huang family, living in the countryside but not knowing how to farm.
In the future, if you can't pass the exam, you can only be a useless person who can't lift your shoulders and can't pick up.
Anyway, after that, Lu Chengze no longer helps with any housework, and he is also disgusted with these pickles.
Now he was punished...... Liu Ruyue couldn't help but smile and asked, "How many cats do you have in Hanlin Academy?" ”
Nangong Lin thought about it carefully, "I haven't counted it carefully, there are many books stored in the Hanlin Academy, almost all the cats are free-range, and the household department, the ritual department, and the Zongren Mansion also have cats, we are close, the guards guard against people and cats, and those cats will occasionally come to the door......"
"I often see more than 30 people eating and drinking in the cattery."
Liu Ruyue probably had a number in her heart, and gloated, "Then, that Lord Lu has to suffer." ”
Nangong Hong was puzzled and asked, "Why do you say that?" What's so uncomfortable about shoveling. ”
"Ah......" Liu Ruyue was speechless for a while, thinking of a possibility, so she asked, "Mr. Nangong likes cats?" ”
"yes, I like the cats in the house." He lowered his voice and blocked his mouth with his hand to prevent Nangong Lin from listening to the posture, "It's still the royal ~cat~cat I borrowed from the Hanlin Academy!" ”
Look at your smug energy, as if you have stolen a dragon seed back, Liu Ruyue sneered, "Congratulations, the royal cat must be very different from the folk cat." ”
"That's it!" Speaking of cats, Nangong Hong smiled even more heartily, "The snow-white hair is long, and the eyes are golden and blue, which are as beautiful as gems." ”
"Oh, it's true that the royal cat looks so different, I've never seen a cat like this." Liu Ruyue has actually seen and seen Persian cats in the Western Regions, but it is rare in the Central Plains.
"It's thanks to the seeds that Xiao Qi helped me steal, my brother's person has no brotherhood, if he doesn't help me, I ......"
Can you say this kind of thing casually, stealing seeds or something, he was forced!
Thinking of the appearance of chickens flying and dogs jumping at that time, Nangong Lin just wanted to stay away from the second grandfather, and put his fist against his mouth and coughed lightly twice, "Ahem, what does Shi Niang mean when she said that Lu Chengze has a hard time?" ”
"There are so many cats, the cattery should be difficult to clean, and the people who can enter the Hanlin Academy are all literati who have read poetry and books, where have they done such pickled things." Liu Ruyue was worried that between her words, she revealed her understanding of Lu Chengze, and her tone slowed down a lot.
"I'm not a literati? The couplet I wrote for you is so well written. Nangong Hong borrowed a glass of wine to kill his sorrows, and looked at Liu Ruyue sadly.
"Mr. Nangong is different, you are free and easy, you are not surprised that people say that you are sloping cats and dogs, and you are not doing your job, but I think that a man who can eat soft rice, although he is shameless, he definitely doesn't want people to think that he is shameless.
So he will care more about everyone's opinion of him, and he won't dare to live arbitrarily like Mr. Nangong, so he shouldn't do such a thing as shoveling. Liu Ruyue took the opportunity to scold Lu Chengze fiercely in front of people outside.
"Yes, yes, that guy is better at pretending than Xiao Qi and his grandfather, no matter how stingy his grandfather is, he also relies on himself, Lu Chengze will write some sour poems on the table wherever he is......"
"Ahem, second grandpa, I think you're a little drunk tonight, let's go home."
"Home? I haven't eaten much of this dish yet. ”
"Second grandpa, it's late to go back today, I can't keep you, grandpa is angry, hold on a little longer, three days will pass immediately."
Liu Ruyue could see that Nangong Lin was also afraid of Nangong Yue, but although he was in a hurry at the moment, he was still not in a hurry.
said that Nangong Hong was so angry, "Okay, okay, Shi Niang, pick up two dishes and pack them for me, okay?" ”
I still want to hear more about Lu Chengze, but it seems that there is no chance.
Nangong Lin was very cautious.
Also, no matter how bad Lu Chengze is, he is also Prime Minister Shen's son-in-law.
For Nangong Lin, the safety of the family is more important, how can he rest assured to say these things in front of her, a woman who has known her for a few days.
He is not Nangong Hong, who is greedy for cups.
"Which two dishes do you like, I'll help you put them up."
"I like it all, but people can't be greedy, next time I come to eat, I ...... I'll set a table first, and I'm not happy tonight. ”
"Okay."
made an appointment, and Liu Ruyue also packed the dishes that Nangong Hong wanted.
The cake was also packed in a food box for him.
"I haven't eaten a bite of this cake yet, so leave it to the children." Although I really want to try this gradient cake, Nangong Hong also knows that he will grab food with children again.
"I can do it for the child again, besides, the child is still too young to eat so many sweets, and his teeth will grow badly." Liu Ruyue simply stuffed the food box containing ice cubes and cakes into Nangong Lin's hand.
"If Mr. Nangong doesn't like to eat, just take it to the Hanlin Academy for the seventh prince to eat for his colleagues, and by the way, I can also help Shi Niang publicize it."
Liu Ruyue was so strong that she couldn't allow Nangong Lin to retreat, and pressed the handle of the food box against the palm of his cold hand with all her strength.
On his face, he showed a pleading look to Nangong Hong, "After a while, I am going to open a pastry shop in the shop next to me, these desserts can also be sold separately, men don't like to eat such sweet sweets, but you can let the adults take them home and give them to the girl to eat." ”
"But where will the ice hold up until tomorrow when your colleagues go home?" Nangong Lin seems to have returned to the time when he was surrounded by many girls and blocked melons, fruits and flowers.
But Shi Niang is not greedy for him, but hopes that he will help him promote and solicit customers......
"Then you will carry this cake back for Mr. Nangong and distribute it to the sisters, brothers and children in the family, I will prepare the pastry at a moment tomorrow, and you can send someone to my store to take it to the Hanlin Academy, you can rest assured, I will divide it."