Chapter 60: You Look in the Mirror First
That thing.
The peddler glanced at Liyushu with some disbelief.
What a good dashing boy, what do you want a man's thing for?
Sure enough, the rich man did a lot of trouble.
The peddler looked at her suspiciously, looked up and down, and then put his hands on his chest to make a posture to protect himself, and asked nervously, "Are you...... Are you sure you're not interested in me? ”
Liyushu almost burst out laughing.
She smiled and bent over, pointed at the vendor and wiped her tears, and said, "You look in the mirror first, this son is easy to be soft on you." ”
Although this was not true, the peddler was relieved, and his lower body happiness was finally preserved.
Summer is a long day and a short night, so it hasn't gotten dark yet.
The little guy who had collected the silver taels was very diligent, and his short and thick fingers looked at the mud of various colors, and finally chose a mud of the same color as his skin.
The peddler stopped when he wanted to pinch away from Yushu: "Eh, my skin is very white, why did you choose a color darker than mine." ”
The peddler smiled and looked her up and down: "That thing itself is darker than the color of the skin, and the boy won't be the same. Son of it. ”
Li Yushu's face burned, and he muttered: "Mine is very white." ”
The peddler smirked evilly, stopped talking, and did not stop moving his hands.
It was a thread that went all the way to the end, and it wasn't as cumbersome as pinching other animals or beauties, so it only took a quarter of an hour to pinch it.
"Wow." Li Yushu looked at the thing in front of him in amazement.
It's really lifelike.
It's just that Li Yushu held the thing in the palm of his hand and looked at it: "Isn't it, it's too big." ”
The peddler smiled with a mouse's eyebrows: "It's comfortable to use when it's bigger." ”
Away from Yushu, it seems that the hawker has misunderstood.
She didn't want to stay long, lest the temple be exposed, smiled awkwardly at the vendor, and ran away.
She hid it in her robe, and feared it all the way, lest it fall out, find the horse from which it came, and gallop away on horseback towards the temple.
You always have to pay it back when you come out to mix.
The little guy who was robbed of the horse was a little family, and he was waiting for the rabbit in that tea shop to catch them all.
So when Liyushu rode back on his horse and was about to return the horse, the little guy and a few companions suddenly dropped a huge fishing net and captured the horse alive with the people.
"What are you doing?" Leaving Yushu furious, how could he return the horse and robbers.
The little guy showed a fierce face, rolled up his cuffs, and snorted: "Dog mongrel, dare to steal Lao Tzu's horse, go, go to the government, I have to let you taste Lao Tzu's power today." ”
Go to the government.
How can that work.
Isn't her identity revealed?
Li Yushu wanted to buy it with silver taels, but the little guy stuffed a ball of cloth directly into her mouth, and she couldn't say a word.
She was carried to an empty carriage, but luckily the men didn't tie her hands and feet, and she didn't worry about anything from Yushu for fear that the thing would fall out.
Taking advantage of the group's lack of attention, she bent down and knelt in the carriage and stuffed the thing into her crotch.
Arrived at the official mansion.
The officers and soldiers shouted 'mighty' with their voices open, and the voice was particularly harsh, and they shook Yushu and covered their ears, thinking to themselves, where is it mighty, could it be that there is still me as the emperor mighty?
With a sound of silence, the official came from the back hall.