Chapter 317: Ernie Sauce ~ Ernie Sauce ~

"Oh, nothing." Su Mo was also very nervous.

Why are you so nervous? It turned out that when Sohohua was walking around in front of him in only underwear, he wasn't so nervous!

Su Mo asked himself not to think nonsense, the two of them were still taking a bath together back then! He swallowed: "Where did you get this bathing suit?" Swimming lessons in the long river are all competitive swimsuits, right? You don't know how to wear a bikini! ”

Sohohua snorted proudly: "Hmph~ Are you jealous?" ”

Su Mo said honestly: "That's right, you're still underage, don't wear this swimsuit in front of others!" ”

Su Hohua's face turned red, she didn't expect Su Mo to admit it so calmly, which made her embarrassed: "I bought it when I went to Yunnan to study before, because I wanted to soak in hot springs...... Yan Jiajia bought it for me. ”

Su Mo scratched his head, calmed himself down, don't get excited, and praised dryly: "Oh...... It's a good fit for you. ”

"Won't you praise it seriously?" Su Hohua pouted slightly, "You also wrote so many love poems to Liu Yuli!" ”

"Please let go, please let go, don't mention it!" Su Mo begged for mercy, for him, it was his black history, if he could, he hoped to be buried in the ground forever.

In fact, it's not that he doesn't know how to praise girls, it's just that he's a little nervous now, and he can handle irrelevant girls easily.

"Alright, let's change into a swimsuit!" Sohohua turned and walked to the bathroom, a blush on her face, "I'll wait for you in the bathroom!" ”

"That Hehua, can you let me go to the toilet first, I suddenly feel uncomfortable in my stomach!" Su Mo walked over and said with a smile.

"Not allowed! Don't think I don't know what you want to do! Soho Hua glanced up and down, and snickered at the corner of his mouth, "Don't try to fool me like you did in junior high school!" Bear with yourself! If you can't help it, I beg me, I, I'm not unable to help you! ”

Su Mo's face fell, and he cried with a sad face: "I think you were definitely taken by Yan Jiajia, don't be so good for your brother and me?" ”

"No, am I not as good as yours?" Soho Hua sat on the bed with her legs crossed, "Forget it, I'm just here watching you, change into swimsuits and let's go in together." ”

Su Mo sighed in his heart, Made, if he knew this, he should have solved it in the toilet of the supermarket before coming up.

He turned his back to Sohohua and changed into swimming trunks, took a few deep breaths, and his heart was clear, and the sky was not shocked. Where did the Lengyan Sutra begin?

"The Buddha said: Good! Ananda. Thou shalt know that all sentient beings, from beginninglessness, birth and death are continuous, all of them are made up of ignorance of the abiding true mind, pure nature, and delusions, which are not true, so there is reincarnation. If you want to study the supreme bodhi, you should be honest with my heart when you want to study the supreme bodhi, and you should be honest with my questions. If the ten directions come, the same way, out of life and death......"

"What are you talking about?" Su Hohua glanced at Su Mo, "People like you, even if you temporarily recite Buddhist scriptures, the Buddha will not take you in." Don't forget that the last time you went to Mount Emei, you read "Taishang Induction Chapter" so arrogantly in the Daxiong Treasure Hall that you were almost beaten out by the monk. ”

"If you really blame me for this little thing, then the Buddha is really stingy!" Su Mo sighed, how about reciting the "Qingjing Sutra" instead?

Su Hohua seemed to guess what he was thinking: "You recited the "Diamond Sutra" in the Baiyun Temple, and you also scolded the Taoist priest who came to theorize with you, and you forgot it?" ”

"That's me helping Sanqing educate his apprentices and grandchildren, watermelon watching flies and camping dogs, filthy to the extreme, scolded and scolded!"

"The problem is that you chanted Amitabha Buddha aloud in front of the Sanqing statue, claiming to be a member of the Buddhist sect, and justifying all those Taoist priests. also said that Taoism is a rookie, and he deserves to be pressed and beaten by Buddhism. It is no wonder that for thousands of years, the number of people who believed in Taoism was less than one-tenth of the number of people who believed in Buddhism, and the Qing people disliked Taoism as a third-rate religion. ”

"You remember it so clearly...... I'll just say it casually. Su Mo scratched his head, this, this, it's really a little weird and embarrassing, hehe.

Amitabha, Immeasurable Celestial, Hallelujah...... Sins, sins, sins.

"Let's go!" Su Hohua took Su Mo's hand and deliberately held his arm.

"Ran into ...... It's not that my brother said you, girls should be reserved! ”

"I have all my daughters, what are you still reserved? You hypocrite! ”

Su Mo was speechless, and what he said seemed to make sense.

Walking into the bathroom, Sohohua pouted and put water in the pool.

Su Mo walked to the shower.

Su Hohua faced Su Mo with his buttocks and didn't raise his head: "If you can't help it, just tell me, don't suffocate, you have to say that I abuse you!" I know you boys think about that kind of thing all day! ”

Su Mo resisted the temptation to turn his face away and turned on the shower: "Nonsense, who are you listening to nonsense?" Healthy boys are very healthy in their minds! ”

"Yan Jiajia said, she said that boys use paper fast when they are alone!"

"I knew she was the one who said it, don't listen to her nonsense. Is your brother and I a normal boy? ”

"Cut, Yan Jiajia also said that ninety percent of the boys agree with this point of view!"

"Then I'm the only good man left!"

"Those who disagree are actually hypocrisy and lying!"

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This Yan Jiajia is telling the truth!

Su Mo began to wash his hair, letting the cold water pour down from his head, and his mood was much calmer.

"What are you doing? Don't you want to hear me? Sohohua snatched the shampoo, "I'll wash it for you!" ”

"Hey...... Don't mess around. Su Mo closed his eyes, and suddenly had a feeling that he was a knife and I was a fish.

However, Su Hohua did not make trouble, but she gently rubbed Su Mo's hair.

"What do you think I am?" Sohohua cut and shampooed him, "How's it going?" ”

"It's very good, it's very good, it's more comfortable than me going to the barbershop......" Su Mo was a little relieved and patted his ass.

"That's right, the barbershop people are all fools." Su Hohua snorted lightly, obviously a little pleasant, "It's time for you to wash me in a while!" ”

"No problem!" Su Mo said.

"Alright, I'm going to rush you, don't talk." Sohohua turned on the faucet.

Su Mo closed his eyes tightly, they also took a bath like this when they were children. Su Hohua is most afraid of washing her hair, shampoo always goes into her eyes, and Su Mo always washes it for her.

However, Su Hohua did not help Su Mo wash his hair once, because Su Mo felt that it was more convenient for him to wash, and Su Hohua did not make this request.

"Okay, I'm done washing you, and then I'm washing ......" Su Hohua suddenly became coquettish again, "Brother, you should be light, I'm afraid of pain." ”

"Where did you learn this line...... You go into the bathtub and lie down a little! ”

"Hee-hee, I learned it from Japanese animation, don't you like to watch Japanese animation?" Sohohua grinned and said, "Ernie sauce ~ Oni sauce ~ 愛してる~"

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