Seventy-four hundred insect Gu
Everyone looked at Fat Xu in amazement.
Xu Fatzi wiped his mouth: "What's wrong?" I've always eaten like this. ”
Chen Xing hurriedly got up: "Uncle, you see, the fat man is sincere to Xiao Yu'er." ”
Xu Fatzi retreated again and again: "Xing'er, what nonsense are you talking about." ”
Lao Hemeng said: "I only have one granddaughter, since he has drunk Tongxin wine, Xiao Yu'er can only follow him." ”
"Uncle," I hurriedly said: "The 40,000 yuan should be regarded as the fat man's gift, and we will make up the rest at dawn tomorrow." ”
"Crazy," Xu Fatzi drank, "what are you playing?" ”
"You drank Tongxin wine," Chen Xing smiled, "I wish you and Xiao Yu'er eternal marriage." ”
Xu Fatzi pointed to the wine glass, then pointed to his mouth, and then put his fingers into his throat to dig out what he had drunk.
Xiao Yu'er got up and pulled Xu Fatzi over: "I can't dig it out." I'll be good to you in the future, let's kowtow to grandpa together. ”
I pushed Fat Xu to the ground in time and kowtowed to Lao Hemeng a few times.
"Isn't it time to be sent to the cave?" I laughed.
Laohmon said: "If you drink Tongxin wine, you are husband and wife, and you can be sent to the cave room." ”
Chen Xing added: "Fatty." After drinking Tongxin wine, if you have a different heart, you will be eaten by Gu worms and your bones will be gone. ”
Xu Fatzi looked at us without tears, and I laughed: "This is called lifting a stone to shoot yourself in the foot, you deserve it." ”
"Alright," said Lao Hemon, "from now on, Xiao Yu'er will be your wife, and I can't control you." ”
"I've been looking for Xiao Yu'er for a day today, I'm tired, you can do it yourself."
Lao Hemon finished. Go straight back to your room and go to sleep.
Although it wasn't me who ended up marrying Xiao Yu'er, what happened in the past few hours was too dreamy.
For 100,000 yuan, Lao Hemeng married his granddaughter to someone whose name he didn't even know.
I don't know if it's open or ignorant.
"Let's go," Xiao Yu'er pulled the fat man, "Let's go back to the room and sleep." ”
"Wait a minute," Chen Xing called, "Xiao Yu'er, you haven't detoxified the madman yet." ”
Xiao Yu'er thought for a while and took out a small pill: "If you eat this, it can relieve it for three days, and within three days, you will give the remaining 60,000 yuan to grandpa, and I will give you the antidote." ”
I simply took out a bank card and handed it to Xiao Yu'er: "There are more than 60,000 yuan on this card, and the rest of the money should be regarded as the fat man's salary, and it is normal for my husband's salary to be handed over to my wife." ”
"You are such a good person," Xiao Yu'er took the bank card and said angrily: "I was just drunk by this dead man." ”
This demeanor is like a woman in a second.
Chen Xing smiled: "Okay, I won't bother you, let's go into the cave room, I still have something to ask your grandfather tomorrow." ”
"Don't worry," Xiao Yu'er said, "You are my husband's friends, and grandpa will definitely help you." ”
Then he stretched out his hand and said, "There's another room over there, you can go and rest." ”
"I don't believe you have any concentric Gu." Xu Fatzi suddenly hugged Chen Xing like drinking Tongxin wine.
"Ahh Before the next words could be spoken, Xu Fatzi suddenly screamed and covered his chest.
Xiao Yu'er tugged at his ear: "Don't be half-hearted, just be with me in this life." ”
Chen Xing and I looked at each other and smiled, turned around and went to another room.
Because we have worked together in the same room several times before, Chen Xing and I are not embarrassed, and we laugh and discuss the happy life of Xu Fatzi.
It's not dawn yet. I heard Xu Fatzi's scream like killing a pig.
We hurried out of the house, only to see Xu Fatzi running out in a panic: "Crazy, I don't play anymore, I want to go home." ”
Xiao Yu'er then came out: "You stay honest for me." ”
"Fatty," Chen Xing laughed: "Isn't it good to have such a little wife, what are you running?" ”
"It's so small, you can do it." Xu Fatzi shouted.
Laohmon also came out of the room: "What happened?" ”
Xiao Yu'er immediately complained: "Grandpa, he wants to run." ”
"Let him run," said Laohmun, "and if you drink the same wine, even if you run to the ends of the earth, you will not be able to like anyone else." ”
"Wow." Xu Fatzi sat on the ground and cried like this.
"Okay, okay," Chen Xing said, "What is there to cry about, look at your respectful appearance, it is thanks to Xiao Yu'er who is willing to follow you." Even if she's still young. You can wait for her to grow up. ”
"I shouldn't have been here." Fat Xu roared.
Lao Hemeng couldn't get used to Xu Fatzi's appearance, so he turned his head away, and then turned his head and asked me: "Brother Yi, what kind of series of killings did you say you came to the village yesterday?" ”
"Yes, yes," I said hurriedly, "there have been a number of cases in the county recently in which a dying patient suddenly became strong and thus killed. ”
"According to the information we have, there is a patient who died before the murder, and we suspect that these patients have all been poisoned by a Gu poison similar to that of the Hundred Worm Gu."
Then I told Lao Hemeng about the patient's body, and when it came to business, Xu Fatzi stopped crying.
"It is said that the Hundred Insect Gu is unique to Miao Village," I said, "Uncle has you ever heard of Gu poison that can drive people away like controlling insects?" ”
"There are many Gu poisons that can drive people, and there are also Gu poisons that can make people suddenly stronger," Lao Hemeng said, "but there are Gu poisons that can make dead people strong and driven." ”
Speaking of which. Lao Hemeng looked up at the sky: "This kind of Gu poison, I'm afraid I have to ask the Great Wizard to know." ”
"Grand Wizard?"
"Yes," said Laohmun, "the great wizard of the stockade, I seem to have heard him talk about similar poisons many years ago. ”
"Brother Madman," Xiao Yu'er immediately answered, "I'll take you to the Great Wizard." "I'm going to go out.
Then she turned her head again, took out the bank card and shook it: "Grandpa, the rest of the bride price is in this bank card." ”
"But the bank card is more than 60,000 yuan, I can't give you more, this is the fat man's salary. When I have time, I can withdraw the money and make up the dowry. ”
I'm a little embarrassed, it's just business.
But I can't change anything, and I don't plan to change anything, follow Xiao Yu'er out and prepare to find the great wizard.
"The Great Wizard lives on the top of the highest mountain," Xiao Yu'er led the way, "It is the closest to the sky, so it is convenient for him to communicate with the sky." ”
Chen Xing and I looked at each other and smiled, and then I asked, "As a master of the world, are there any taboos or quirks about the great wizard?" If we go so rashly, will we not see people? ”
"Quirks? Why have quirks? Xiao Yu'er blinked: "The Great Wizard is the person with the highest Gu skills in the village, and is responsible for treating the people in the village and protecting the village from being invaded by other Gu poisons. ”
"He lives there, anyone can go to him, why can't he see anyone?"
Well, it's me thinking too much.
Xiao Yu'er has been chattering in front. Chen Xing and I listened with relish, and Xu Fatzi was far behind.
"Fatty, hurry up." I turned my head and urged.
"Yes." He replied with great impatience.
As soon as I turned my head, I saw a dark shadow swaying in the bushes on the side of the mountain road.
"Someone." I stopped, my eyes following the shadow.
Chen Xing didn't care: "Isn't it normal for someone to have someone in broad daylight?" ”
"But it's not normal to sneak around in the bushes."
Xu Fatzi followed: "Why don't you leave?" ”
Xiao Yu'er followed and searched in the bushes: "Brother madman." Where are the people? ”
As he spoke, a dark figure jumped out of the bushes.
The black shadow was huge, and it was only after landing that it turned out to be a large black wild boar.
I'm afraid that the belly of the wild boar can only be hugged by two people, and it is four or five hundred catties. The yellow and black fangs are like two sharp knives that have been quenched.
"It's not good," Xiao Yu'er said hurriedly: "Don't move, don't panic, don't run." ”
"In the mountains, encountering wild boars is more terrifying than encountering tigers."
"If the tiger has just preyed on you, or if it can't beat you, it may leave on its own."
"But this wild boar cub has to arch everything he encounters, and the more panicked you are, the more he chases after you."
Hearing this, Xu Fatzi pulled out a boning knife and confronted the wild boar.
"Hmph", the wild boar made a sound in his nostrils, and he also stared at Xu Fatzi.
Fat Xu's eyes gradually turned red, and his body was full of murderous energy.
Xiao Yu'er waved her arms a few times, and a lot of powder was scattered from her body, which was slowly blown away by the mountain wind.
I looked around, and it was mostly bushes, not any big trees, and I couldn't find a place to hide.
"Hmph, hum". The wild boar's eyes widened wider and wider, and he suddenly screamed, and turned around to leave, seemingly shocked by Xu Fatzi's murderous aura.
"Fatty, cow." Chen Xing gave a thumbs up.
Xiao Yu'er was angry: "I said you had a way, wasting so many Gu worms on me." ”
Before the words fell, black shadows flickered in the bushes, and dead branches clicked.
Six wild boars, about the same size as the one just now, came out of the bushes, just over ten meters away from us.
I heard the sound of Fat Xu swallowing saliva.
The boar snorted and looked at us with its big ears.
Xiao Yu'er's mouth moved, and a small whistle appeared in her mouth.
"Phew." A sharp whistle sounded. A fluttering sound followed in the bushes.
"Hmph." The boar at the head was impatient, and a sound came out of its nostrils and rushed towards us.
"Run." I yelled.
Before he had taken two steps, a huge black shadow flew from the bushes and rushed towards the boar from the side.
Looking back, the half-rushed wild boar was covered with palm-sized bugs.
The worm moved quickly, swam around the boar, and caught it in the air.
Looking at the appearance of the insects, and the crawling posture, this is a cockroach? A palm-sized cockroach?
Later, the cockroaches squeezed forward desperately, trying to squeeze a gap between their companions, and I swallowed a mouthful of saliva when I saw my intensive phobia.
The wild boar rolled on the ground in pain, and when it rolled it, a puddle of black and yellow juice splashed out, and the cockroaches that were crushed to the ground still stubbornly kicked their legs.
When the other boars saw that the situation was not good, they hurriedly turned their heads and ran, and the cockroaches waved their wings and chased after them.
"Damn, is this a hundred insect Gu?" Xu Fatzi sighed.