Chapter 079: Defenseless

All the waiters stand in the hall with the king, the middle palace with the car, bow their heads and are speechless, stand respectfully, walk side by side, only one waiter has too gregarious: one is taller than everyone, two is straighter than everyone, and three is not honest than everyone. The most important point is that he appears in the empress's sight intentionally or unintentionally the most times, and he is Chen Che who is the most reassuring to the empress.

On the third day of Chen Che's "imperial servant", everything was as usual, Chen Che, who had been worried all day, saw that the sun was setting in the west, and the next duty time was coming, and the empress did not pay attention to him for a day, which made Chen Che both happy and worried.

Hehe, after work today, I will be free, I have to see the sixth sister quickly, if the sixth sister has no worries about food and clothing, *, he will be relieved, and then he can go back to Zhefang, I haven't eaten Sister Ying's food for a long time, I miss it. Thinking of the feeling of being about to be liberated, Chen Che felt a burst of happiness in his heart.

"Oops!" "Oh my God!" "I'm a mother!"

......

Suddenly, all the eunuchs fell left and right, the sound of pain was chaotic, Chen Che retracted his mind, only to find that Xuan Tianfei turned around at some point, and with a slight wave of the golden embroidered sleeves, the eunuchs were overwhelmed and fell to both sides.

"This is..."Chen Che's question did not come out, a white finger pointed at Chen Che's chest, Chen Che did not dare to slack off, the dust in his hand shook, and hurriedly wound into a whirlpool, creating a circle screen-like obstacle, and then leaned, the empress could not judge whether Chen Che flashed to the left or to the right, for fear of falling into Chen Che's trick, so she had to take it and fall to the side steadily.

Xuan Tianfei stood tall and domineering, and turned around domineeringly, only to find that Chen Che also flashed to her side, Xuan Tianfei smiled and thought to himself: What a dizzy stupid boy, there is a way in heaven if you don't go, and there is no way to break in hell!

Xuan Tianfei jade fingers bent, straight to Chen Che's neck, Chen Che's front strength has not been exhausted, frightened out of the sky, while braking, while crooking the neck, Xuan Tianfei is very confident in his kung fu, but he rarely does anything with people recently, so she thinks that something is a sure thing, and in the end something went wrong.

Chen Che's neck did not go as Xuan Tianfei wished, but rubbed Xuan Tianfei's jade arm and suddenly crashed into her arms.

"Wow, Your Majesty is so well maintained!" Chen Che was embarrassed, and involuntarily sighed, who in the world can stand this light flick? Who dares to stand it?

As soon as the two collided, Chen Che fell backwards, rolled to the side, and confessed, pretending not to offend the empress's humility.

"What are you talking about?" Xuan Tianfei held back his anger, and when he was angry at this time, wouldn't he tell the world: she was slighted by Zhefang's kid.

"The foreign minister is saying, Your Majesty's cultivation is really good, don't think the foreign minister is vulgar, personally teach the foreign minister martial arts, Your Majesty is good at skill!

The empress was speechless, a little incomprehensible, hum, what does it mean to flick a finger? When did I play, play... Xuan Tianfei suddenly understood, his face was as ashamed as the sunset, and he looked down at Chen Che, this kid had a serious look, did he really mistake it for me to flick him with his fingers, flick!

Looking at the empress's phoenix face, Chen Che asked again in confusion: "Your Majesty, can you teach the foreign ministers this skill of playing people." In order to turn martial arts into teaching, Chen Che deliberately said this, so that the empress could no longer make ruthless moves.

How does this sound like he is teasing me, it seems that this kid really doesn't understand, otherwise, how could there be such a question of looking for death. As soon as the empress raised her hand, Chen Che immediately let out a "sigh", fell to the ground with a "poof", pretended to be afraid, shouted "mother", rolled on the spot, and rolled into the eunuch pile.

Xuan Tianfei is a real peak spirit governor, it is not difficult to catch a single man, but I didn't expect the result to be unexpected, this kid made a move in advance, and just slipped away with a roll.

Chen Che was forced to make a move with Her Majesty the Empress, his movements seemed clumsy, but in fact he was dangerous, but fortunately he was clever enough, blended into the eunuch pile, and found a bunch of free "bunkers".

Xuan Tianfei was hindered by the emperor's makeup, so he couldn't chase into the eunuch pile to test Chen Che's skills, so he had to close his sleeves and stop.

"Help, help~~" Life is at stake, Chen Che doesn't care about decency or indecency, pulls the two eunuchs in front of him, and pinchs the flesh under their armpits fiercely, causing them to call out again and again, cries for help and pain, and the scene is chaotic for a while.

I don't know what kind of madness Xuan Tianfei had, a sneak attack for no reason, the situation is unknown, the purpose is not clear, but Chen Che is scared unclear, the legend is that the Tang Dynasty Empress is fierce and ruthless, and she is reckless, in the past few days, Chen Che has been careful and careful, but she is afraid of her way, but at the last moment, she just did it regardless of it, and it is really in line with the legend.

"Enough!" Xuan Tianfei was a little annoyed, calling this ghost like this, did he want others to mistakenly think that I was crazy?

Everyone reacted very quickly, and they all stopped talking, and as soon as the venue was quiet, Chen Che was left with a voice: "Help~~ Someone is dead~~ Help... I just want to learn an art, Your Majesty has this great power, it's too powerful, I can't afford it, help..."

Xuantian Feifeng looked at it, but he didn't speak, and let Chen Che scream.

"Hmph!" the empress smiled and said jokingly, "Wait a minute, Mr. Zhefang's true face as a coward is not so easy to see!"

"Oh?" This was a little embarrassing, Chen Che screamed twice more weakly, and there was no sound anymore, he looked left and right, and found that Xuan Tianfei had no intention of making a move, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

There are no steps to build by himself, Chen Che has always been proud of this specialty, seeing the eunuchs whispering, Chen Che didn't care, his waist bent like a shrimp, and he patted his ass indiscriminately: "Your Majesty is brave, your wisdom covers the sky, and you will dominate the rivers and lakes, just around the corner!"

Xuan Tianfei frowned, and was secretly angry, this kid shouted nonsense, deliberately pretending to be a little minion who patted the horse's ass, this is to compare her to a reckless man who can only fight and kill... Well, it should be... Reckless woman?

The empress was angry and then angry, she just pointed out that Chen Che was a "coward of Zhefang", but she didn't expect Chen Che to immediately return the salute, insinuating that she was a "reckless woman in the rivers and lakes", it was said that this was just a tie, but Xuan Tianfei suddenly played a "coward" to a "reckless woman", she was ashamed in her heart, her face turned red, this time, she was defeated again.

"It's still clever, so you won't die there then..."Xuan Tianfei concealed the true thoughts in his heart, his thoughts turned, and he said something that Chen Che couldn't understand.

Seeing that the sunset was no longer so dazzling, the three-day imperial servant time was finally coming to an end, Chen Che decided to strike first in case he had a lot of dreams in the sky, and Xuan Tianfei decided to strike first in case he came up with any demon moths.

"Your Majesty, according to the previous agreement, the task of the three-day servant has finally been completed, and the minister will leave first!" Chen Che returned to his heart like an arrow, and tried to say goodbye in advance.

Xuan Tianfei was not in a hurry at all, and replied lazily: "Isn't the sun still in the sky?"

Chen Che just wanted to leave, and didn't want to worry too much about her: "Thank you Your Majesty for your kindness, please resign, may Your Majesty be safe!"

"Before the sun sets, it's not three days!" said the empress calmly, that appearance made Chen Che feel "creepy".

Chen Che couldn't see what the empress wanted to do, so he had to bite the bullet and ask, "Okay, what else does Your Majesty want?"

"I ordered you to be the envoy of the Yumen Pass for a term of three months! My edict is only one for three days! The empress's tone was much softer, as if it were an edict and as if it were a discussion.

"Haha... Your Majesty's holy decree, Chen Che, as a servant, should obey the order!" Chen Che decided to retreat because he thought of a way to crack it.

"Oh?" Xuan Tianfei was a little surprised, a little delighted, how could Chen Che agree so happily, however, Xuan Tianfei's unexpected image is quite a bit of acting, could it be that Chen Che's reaction was exactly what the empress expected?

"Hehe, Your Majesty deceived the foreign ministers and didn't understand the Tang system? When it wasn't a war, the emperor was not allowed to appoint officials with more than five grades by oral edicts, if the foreign ministers were allowed to follow the order, I am afraid that there would be Shangshutai to draft the edict, and the seal of the seal, these processes are over, the sun has already set, and the foreign ministers are not His Majesty's servants, when the time comes, hehe... Chen Che, a person from the Forgiveness Party, cannot be edicted. ”

Chen Che was very proud, there were so many classics in the Western Tang Dynasty, and he had long known that he was going to fight with this empress, and studying the Western Tang Dynasty classics was naturally a compulsory lesson for Chen Che.

"The kid has a heart, and he also deliberately studied the Tang system and Tang law, which is not bad, and it can be used after taking office. The empress is still light, like an angler sitting firmly on the Diaoyu Tai, leisurely winding the silk thread in her hand, and Chen Che has a great chance to become a fish on Xuantianfei's hook.

"Your Majesty, don't laugh anymore, there is no official appointment edict, Chen Che is bored to sit and wait, Your Majesty remembers that the foreign ministers have no merit and hard work, it is better to let Chen Che go home a while earlier. Chen Che became more and more uneasy, and only wanted to ask the empress for permission to let him go home.

"Hehe..."Xuan Tianfei smiled and said nothing, and then became her angler, not saying that she would let go or keep people, and seemed to acquiesce to Chen Che's request.

Chen Che raised his head bravely, carefully observed the two eyes of Xuan Tianfei, and saw that he had no intention of blocking him. So, Chen Che tried to take two steps back, but Xuan Tianfei still smiled and didn't say anything, looking like he had nothing to say but still pretended to be fine.

After taking four steps back, Chen Che finally confirmed that everything was fine, and as soon as he was excited, he turned his head and ran.

"Mother!" Chen Che turned around and hit the four of them, Chen Che took a step back, and the four of them didn't move. Chen Che was furious, you are the empress of the Tang Dynasty, you are such a scoundrel, and you openly force the envoy of Zhefang, aren't you afraid that the world will laugh at you?

Chen Che did not express the protest in his heart, because he was dumbfounded at this time, and the four royal forest guards each held an object, namely: edict, official certificate, seal ribbon, and official uniform.

"Ahh