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Summer is here, and the weather is getting very hot, and walking on the road is like taking a sauna, so if there is nothing to do, few people want to go out and walk around, and I am no exception.

I was lying on the couch playing with my phone, and after a while, my clothes were wet with sweat. I couldn't take it anymore and started urging the guy to fix the air conditioner for us to hurry up and then went take a cold shower.

As I washed it, a very strange thought came out of my head, and that thought was to splash a stuffy bottle of oil and water. I immediately got dressed, then took out a basin full of water, brought it to the balcony, and began to wait for the arrival of the stuffy oil bottle.

Finally, I saw the figure of the stuffy oil bottle, and he walked towards us. When I saw the stuffy oil bottle, I became conflicted, and I thought about splashing him with water while I was afraid that he would twist my neck.

As the stuffy oil bottle drew nearer, I shouted in my mind to get out of the way and splashed the water out of the basin.

Seeing the rapidly falling water, the Stuffy Bottle didn't panic, he just quickly jumped out of the area where the water could be splashed. When it was all over, he looked up and looked upstairs, and just like that, I met his gaze.

I thought to myself: it's over, this stuffy oil bottle is going to go crazy.

I immediately put the basin away, and then sat on the sofa, and the fat man smiled when he saw it and said, "Innocent, did you just splash some aunt with water?" What did that guy mess with you? I shook my head.

After a while, the stuffy oil bottle came into the house, and he didn't get mad when he entered, but just looked at me and went into the house.

It didn't take long for him to come out and take out the carrier pigeon he had kept in a cage. I thought to myself: Who is this stuffy bottle writing to?

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but smile wryly, because I knew that he wouldn't tell me even if I asked?

A few hours later, the pigeons that had been released from the stuffy bottle flew back. He took the letter, looked at it, and burned it to ashes with a lighter.

At the time, I was still laughing at the caution of the oil bottle, but what happened two days later made me unable to laugh at all.

That day, the stuffy oil bottle asked me to go out to buy yogurt for him, and the stuffy oil bottle told me to buy yogurt, how can there be any reason not to buy it? I immediately went out the door, it was all normal, I never thought that I would be greeted by ten buckets of water at the door of the house.

I walked to my door with yogurt in my hand, and suddenly, there was a bang in my ears and I was drenched. This was not the end, the remaining nine buckets of water were poured at me one after another.

Finally, the water ran out. I was angry and scolded: "Zhang Qiling, your uncle, I'll buy you yogurt and you treat me like this." Then I looked up, but I didn't see the stuffy bottle, only countless strangers.

I thought to myself: What's the situation, are there robbers in my house in broad daylight?

I walked home with trepidation. When I got home, I noticed that there were many strangers in the house, and the fat man and the stuffy oil bottle did not respond. I know that those strangers are the ones who just splashed me with water.

I asked, "Who are you?" Who just made you splash me with water? ”

The strangers replied in unison, "Patriarch." ”

Hearing this, I almost fainted. Because the stuffy oil bottle was on the scene, I couldn't scold him in front of him, so I had to scold in my heart: "Dead stuffy oil bottle, it turns out that you will take revenge!" ”

This is even if I checked in on August 17 this year, and I am still here in the third year of the tomb robbery notes.