Chapter 125: The Old Yellow Dog is about to become a sperm
"Sugar gourd, sweet and crispy rock sugar gourd!"
"Sugar man, two copper plates, not sweet and no money."
"Douhua, freshly baked bean curd..."
Four days later, day and night, Wang Xu and the others finally arrived at Renjiazhuang.
Renjiazhuang is an important town in the south, with convenient transportation, although it is only a town, it is not worse than the county seat.
Uncle Ying, the senior brother of the four-eyed Taoist, opened a righteous village in the town, and usually became a feng shui gentleman, which is a model of Taoism hidden in the city.
"My senior brother's Yizhuang is just south of the town, we don't need to enter the town, just go around it." The four-eyed Taoist shook the bell and walked in front to lead the way.
Wang Xu and the old yellow dog followed behind, looked at the door number of Renjiazhuang not far away, and thought: "Renjiazhuang, isn't it the place where zombies broke out in Mr. Zombie." The four-eyed Taoist is also right, and in the beginning of Mr. Zombie, it is the four-eyed Taoist who transports the corpse to the south and settles in Uncle Ying's Yizhuang, so that there is a scene at the beginning of the movie, when Qiusheng plays a zombie and plays a literary talent. ”
Because it's a zombie movie fusion world, some places can be matched, and some places can't.
In the movie, the four-eyed Taoist is just a lame Taoist, and here he is also a Taoist master, and he can deal with ordinary zombies.
Thinking of Qian Tianshi in the ghost fight, Wang Xu couldn't help but think again, this world with zombies and ghosts, how many supernatural films are in the world, I'm afraid there will be no less.
"Bang bang bang..."
"Senior brother open the door, I'm four-eyed, hurry up and open the door!"
Ten minutes later, Uncle Ying's Yizhuang arrived, and the four-eyed Taoist went to knock on the door.
At this time, it was the first half of the night, and the lights were still on in Yizhuang, and someone soon came out when he heard the sound: "Who?" ”
"Wencai, hurry up and open the door, I'm your uncle!" The four-eyed Taoist knocked on the door and urged loudly.
"Uncle Shi!" With a cry of surprise, the door of Yizhuang was opened, and a face that was not old and decrepit poked out from the crack in the door, and shouted to the four-eyed Taoist: "Uncle Shi, it's really you!" ”
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and open the door." The four-eyed Taoist pushed open the door, handed the lotus lantern to Wen Cai, and rushed inside, asking, "Where is your master?" ”
"Master went out, and Master Ren asked Master to show him feng shui and discuss the matter of moving the grave." Wen Cai opened the door and drove the zombies inside, then glanced at the unfamiliar Wang Xu and asked, "Uncle Shi, is this your new apprentice?" ”
"No, this is my friend Wang Xu, you call Brother Wang!" As soon as the four-eyed Taoist spoke, Wang Xu's seniority was decided.
Wang Xu looked at the literary talent in front of him, he looked like he was not old and decrepit, and his actions and demeanor were funny, who else could he be if he was not a literary talent among Mr. Zombie.
Seeing this, coupled with the relocation of the grave, if Wang Xu didn't know that he had caught up with the plot of Mr. Zombie, he should have bought a piece of tofu and died.
"Hello Brother Wang, I'm Wencai." Wen Cai was dressed in green, dressed like a big peacock.
Wang Xu nodded slightly, and after thinking about it, he took off the gold watch on his wrist and said, "The first time we met, I gave it to you." ”
"Thank you, Brother Wang!" Wencai likes to take advantage of small advantages, and he doesn't shirk Wang Xu at all, and happily takes the gold watch.
The four-eyed Taoist who was walking in front shook his head imperceptibly when he saw Wencai's appearance.
His senior brother is good at everything, but the apprentices he teaches are not very reliable.
The eldest apprentice Fei Bao is better, and he has already gone out to become a master.
The remaining apprentices, one of them counts as one, and they all have a lot of problems, I really don't know where they learned it.
"Wencai, what has my senior brother been doing lately?" It's not his own apprentice, and the four-eyed Taoist doesn't have much to say, so he diverts the topic and asks.
Wen Cai was happy when he got the gold watch, and subconsciously replied: "Master has been very busy recently, three months ago, the Pipa Garden in Nanzhuang was haunted, and the villagers in the town asked my master to solve it. Who would have thought that just after solving the haunted matter, the town next door had a water pollution again, and a foreign zombie was dug out of the water eye, or a priest who had been lost in the church before. ”
"Isn't it amazing?" When the four-eyed Taoist heard about the foreign zombies, he was also interested for a while.
"Of course it's amazing!" Wen Cai said it again, and the four-eyed Taoist heard nothing, but he just felt strange, and Wang Xu was shocked.
"The female ghost of Pipa Garden, the foreign zombie in the church, isn't this the plot of Yimei Daochang!" Wang Xu's heart moved slightly, and he took the initiative to speak: "Wencai, does your master have many nicknames and many apprentices?" ”
"It's okay, there are three or four nicknames for the master, Yimei Daochang, Ninth Uncle, Uncle Ying and the like. There are seven apprentices, my senior brother is called Fei Bao, the second senior brother is called Meng Hai, the third senior brother is called Qiusheng, I am the fourth, and there are five junior brothers Ah Fang, six junior brothers A Xing, and seventh junior sister Xiaoyue," Wen Cai said very quickly, and Wang Xu was very serious when he heard it.
"So much?" After half a ring, Wang Xu calculated it and thought secretly: "The fat treasure and Meng Hai in the ghost biting ghost, Ah Fang in the Yimei Dao Chang, Qiusheng and Wencai in the Mr. Zombie series, Ah Xing and Xiaoyue in the exorcism Dao Chang, what a lot of people!" ”
The seven senior brothers, plus the ones that Uncle Ying didn't bring apprentices, can name at least seven or eight zombie films.
No wonder, when he encountered a black-haired zombie, the four-eyed Taoist wanted to ask Uncle Ying for help as soon as possible.
Uncle Ying is a cadre, a big scene that is rare in other people's lives, he meets two ends in three days, no wonder the strength is the best in the supernatural movie, if the strength is poor, the grave grass should be a few feet high.
"Wencai, what about those senior brothers of yours?" Wang Xu thought of that big family, and became interested for the first time.
Wen Cai shook his head regretfully, shrugged his shoulders and said: "Brother Wang, you didn't come at the right time, Senior Brother Feibao encountered some trouble, except for me and Qiusheng, the rest of the senior brothers went to help Senior Brother." ”
Hearing that he couldn't see anyone else, Wang Xu's eyes flashed with regret.
Especially the senior brother Feibao, this is the most powerful apprentice in Uncle Ying's series.
In Fei Bao's own words, he already has the success of Uncle Ying.
How high Uncle Ying's six successes are, Wang Xu is not very good for the time being, but according to Uncle Ying's brilliant achievements, the fat treasure of the six successes is probably stronger than the four-eyed Dao Chang, otherwise Uncle Ying would not let him out of the school.
"Wencai, take the zombie to the morgue, and then hurry up and ask your master to come back, just say that I have something important to look for him." The four-eyed Taoist had something in his heart, and seeing that the two were still chatting, he couldn't help but open his mouth to urge.
Wen Cai looked confused, he was a comical actor in the movie, and asked stupidly: "Uncle Shi, do you have anything important, can you tell me?" ”
"Tell you, can you solve it for me?" The four-eyed Taoist stretched out his hand, slapped it in Wen Cai's head, and urged: "Go quickly, tell my senior brother, just say that there is a black-haired zombie appearing, and my side will be a mess." ”
"Black-haired zombies, how many do my masters have to solve every year, is it so powerful?" Wen Cai is not a smart person, and he didn't notice at all that the face of the four-eyed Taoist was already dark.
Wang Xu held back a smile, pulled Wen Cai and said in a low voice: "Talk less, do more, and I'll accompany you to Uncle Ying in a while." ”
"Oh!" Wen Cai stopped talking, shook the corpse control bell, and drove the zombie to the morgue.
The four-eyed Taoist chief glanced twice, he was a Taoist priest, not a martial artist like Wang Xu, he was already mentally exhausted after a few days, and said: "You go find someone, I'll go sleep for a while first, and the senior brother will come back and call me!" ”
The four-eyed Taoist stumbled away, and after a while, Wencai, who sent the zombies back to the morgue, also ran back.
Wang Xu looked down at the old yellow dog, who was also tired, rubbed its head with his hand, and said, "Go find a place to sleep yourself, and I'll bring you something delicious back later." ”
"Wow!" The old yellow dog licked Wang Xu's hand, and obediently went to find a place to sleep.
Wen Cai saw that this dog was so humane, his eyes flashed with love, and he asked: "Brother Wang, this dog is so obedient, it knows everything you say, and it won't become a sperm, right?" ”
"Chengjing!"
Wang Xu paused for a moment, looked at the position where the old yellow dog left, and whispered, "No..."