Chapter 847: Crappy Reason

"Overslept!"

These four words, Wang Ling almost said word by word, and he said it very badly.

"My God......" After finishing speaking, Wang Ling realized how nonsense this reason was, and slapped one hand on his face, which seemed to be very embarrassing.

Not only him, but even Uncle Hei couldn't help but tease: "Tsk...... Wang Ling, your ability to make up nonsense is really lame enough! I can't wake up after being in a coma for so long, because I overslept? Even my artificial brain was choked by you! ”

“......”

Wang Ling's face was a little ugly, this reason is really embarrassing!

But......

"Oh...... I see! ”

"I said why is it so strange, I haven't woken up after being in a coma for so long, it turns out that I overslept!"

"It's so strange, why do you sleep for so long, oversleep, you can sleep for days in one sleep!"

"Overslept...... Overslept...... It's a strange thing to have this way of oversleeping! ”

“......”

The group of doctors, nurses, cleaners, and patients all had expressions of sudden realization, and they had already believed Wang Ling's nonsense reasons.

Looking at their performance, Wang Ling pulled the corners of his mouth fiercely, and asked in his mind: "Uncle Hei, can hypnosis make people become fools?" ”

Uncle Hei sneered: "It's your reason, only a fool can believe it, but you insist on instilling this kind of foolish thinking in them!" Your hypnosis affects their subconscious, but when they encounter fools in their subconscious, can they not act like fools? ”

"Damn!"

Wang Ling's face was even more ugly, Uncle Hei, isn't this guy scolding him for being a fool in disguise?

"So...... When you oversleep, your body often trembles, and injuries heal quickly, why? ”

Just when Wang Ling was embarrassed, the doctor Cui at the head asked in a confused way.

Wang Ling took a few breaths at this time, since he was already flickering like a fool, he flickered to the end: "My body trembled, it was because I had a nightmare!" And the wound healed quickly because ...... Because...... Because you're wrong! ”

"My God......"

Another lame reason, this time the person who slapped his big face was replaced by Uncle Hei, who couldn't listen to such a funny reason with an artificial brain.

"Poof...... Hahahaha......"

Not only Uncle Hei, but this time, even the dean couldn't hold back, squirted all the tea in his mouth, and then laughed.

Unlike others, the dean was not hypnotized, but controlled by the mind, and he still retained his own personality, in addition to absolutely obeying Wang Ling's instructions, it was still normal to think.

The hypnotized person subconsciously accepted Wang Ling's signal and could only passively believe it, but the dean knew that this was nonsense, and it was so lame, twice in a row, he really couldn't hold it back.

"Shut up!"

However, Wang Ling couldn't accept this laughter, and pointed at the dean's nose and snorted.

"Hiccup......

The dean couldn't help it, he was absolutely obedient to Wang Ling's order, and forcibly held back his laughter, and actually made a voice like Brother Pig.

Stopping him, Wang Lingcai rubbed his temples with a headache.

As for the group of hypnotized people, it was not surprising that they had a sudden expression one by one.

"I see!"

"What did I think I had a nightmare, cough!"

"Nightmares can be like this, God!"

"I said that the wound healed so quickly, it was unlikely, it turned out that I was wrong......

"It's weird, I have to make a phone call and talk to my husband."

“......”

I've seen them "stupid" once, and I don't think it's strange to watch them again, except for a little embarrassment.

It's just that the nurse took out her mobile phone and wanted to make a call, which startled Wang Ling and hurriedly stopped: "Don't call!" ”

The nurse was stunned and looked at a loss.

Wang Ling was helpless, gasped twice, and then admonished: "Don't talk about my affairs!" In your hearts, just treat me as an ordinary patient, and it's not worth telling anyone else! After returning to my post, what should I do, don't pay attention to my affairs, try to forget as much as possible! Alright, let's go back! ”

"Oh......"

A group of hypnotized people responded in a daze, and then walked out of the dean's office in turn, the on-duty personnel naturally returned to their posts, the patients returned to their beds, and the off-duty personnel left the hospital. After everyone was in place, this hypnosis was lifted, but the thoughts instilled by Wang Ling in the hypnosis did not disappear, but took root in their minds, and they were originally very curious and surprised by Wang Ling, but now they have downplayed Wang Ling's existence, let alone specifically publicize Wang Ling's affairs.

After doing this, Wang Ling was really relieved. However, staying in the dean's office, Wang Ling didn't make any next move for a long time, but instead sat on the desk with his arms crossed, looking worried.

After a while, Wang Ling said in his mind: "Hypnotism, a little terrifying, can affect people's subconscious, order and guide at will, instill and delete impressions and memories in the subconscious!" Uncle Hei, the interdimensional system is like a tool for deep hypnosis, can it also do this? Did I also be hypnotized during the game, forgetting anything, or having some more memories? ”

It turned out that he had personally tested hypnotism and knew the horror of this thing, but Wang Ling was worried about the other-dimensional system.

"Hehe......"

However, Uncle Hei laughed: "Boy, don't underestimate the interdimensional system too much!" Although some of the theories of deep hypnosis are applicable to the system, the system is much more advanced than deep hypnosis! When you are playing, you are not receiving hypnosis, but a deep consciousness is really experiencing everything in the Red Alert world, which is fundamentally different from hypnosis! If you want to talk about memory, the interdimensional system has indeed affected you, but it's not to delete memories, but to have more memories, every time you change classes, and when you exchange class experience books, don't you rely on the extra training memories to save time? ”

"Is that so? That's what I'm worried about......" After Wang Ling heard this, he thought about it for a while, and it was really the same as what Uncle Hei said, so he let down his vigilance.

With his worries dispelled, Wang Ling then continued to order the dean: "Call me the person in charge of monitoring again!" ”

The dean was embarrassed: "Although I am the dean, not everyone in the hospital has contact information, I haven't been to the monitoring room, and I don't have much intersection with the people there!" ”

"Dead eyes, you? You don't have an intersection, why don't you just find someone who has an intersection? ”

"Oh, good!"

The director had an order, and hurriedly notified the hospital's accountant, and instead called two staff members in today's monitoring room.

Previously, there were a large number of doctors and nurses, and Wang Ling had to choose hypnosis, but there were only two monitors, so it would be easy to do......