Burying is a northern vernacular, which means that a person is unkempt and very dirty.

Liu Da is buried, just listening to this name, it is estimated that everyone can guess what kind of master the other party is.

But even though I was prepared, I was shocked by reality.

What does the yard look like?

If nothing else, let's talk about the house first.

Let's take a look outside, there is a roof of an adobe house in this small courtyard surrounded by an earthen wall, and you can open the 'door' to actually take a look.

Can a bad house still be called a house?

Most of the walls on the sunny side had collapsed, and only a few pillars were left to support them. Half of the eastern wall also collapsed, and as for the rear one, it also collapsed in many places.

This house has no windows, no 'doors', and the wind and light can be seen on all sides.

In addition, standing at the entrance of the 'door', you can directly see the large fire kang of the house (most of the rural areas in Northeast China sleep on the fire kang. On the kang, there was a big 'flower' quilt that was blackened with oil stains, and the quilt seemed to be splashed with a layer of oil, and then it was thrown into the mud pile for three days, and it was no longer the original 'color'.

There was a person lying in the quilt, and this brother estimated that he was sleeping.

Under his head, at the bottom of the kang, a pot was made with a few broken bricks, and there seemed to be a small 'chicken' stewed in the pot. There is still a place of 'chicken', 'hair' and 'chicken' blood around the pot.

Looking at the courtyard again, the west side is full of this person's Xiang. On the east side, there is a pile of garbage and leftovers.

Right now, it's already hot.

So, this yard, plus a bunch of these things.

Oh my God!

That smell! It's really three points more than a sewer.

But you can't accept it! In such a harsh environment, the one on the kang actually slept very soundly.

When we came in, I guess we had just woken up the goods, and he muttered while lying on the quilt and said, "Chen Da Hole, why are you here, why are you here again?" This time you're here, have you drunk the whole thing? ”

"Yes, yes, there's wine, I've got a small keg here." As he spoke, Professor Chen asked Bai Da to put down his backpack, and took out a small white bucket of wine from inside.

"Ah, there's wine, okay, you can leave it there. It's over, if you're tired, go into the house and rest, and besides, I stewed a little 'chicken' under the kang last night, if you're hungry, it seems that there is a 'chicken' butt and a 'chicken' head, so deal with it. I...... Yawn, have to sleep a little longer. ”

After speaking, this thing, fell asleep again.

Zhu Laodao stretched his neck at this time and looked at it, and then said in a loud voice: "Strange person, this brother, really a strange person!" ”

Professor Chen smiled and said, "Yes, this, we ......."

He meant to go into the house, but what do you think, is that called a house? In front of you, it's good if it doesn't collapse, so let's go out and wait at the 'door'.

At this time, everyone left the small courtyard one after another, and closed the 'door' before leaving.

There was evil 'sex' in Tunzi, and we didn't dare to go to other places, so we sat in a row along the root of the earthen wall of Liu Da's house, facing the sky and basking in the sun.

Zhu Lao Dao took out the box Liqun, sent it to Professor Chen and a few people, and then asked: "Lao Chen, the strange person in this house, how did you know him, this person ......?"

Professor Chen shook his head and said, "Don't mention it, this person's real name is Liu Zhu, and there are five brothers and sisters in the family. The rest of the adults, all left this tun and went to other places to start a family. He was alone at home, staying in Bentun. Liu Zhu is a lazy person, he doesn't do any work at home, he knows how to eat, and he sleeps after eating. ”

"When he was nineteen years old, he went up the mountain, and somehow he got into a fight with a man from another village, and then he missed and killed others. Then, he was sentenced to life. This has been squatting for nearly 20 years, and the sentence has been reduced for less than a year. ”

When he got home, he didn't do anything, so he stayed in this broken house. When he was hungry, he asked for it from the east and west, but if they didn't give it, he would steal the 'chicken' and 'touch' the duck, go back and clean it up and throw it into the pot, and eat it when it was cooked. When he's full, he'll sleep ......."

"In addition, this person also likes to drink, so the amount of alcohol is ......," Professor Chen said loudly, "Did you see the five-pound keg?" Let's hold the soju in Ji's suit, more than 60 degrees, it is estimated that it is only enough for him to drink for a day. ”

After saying this, Professor Chen said: "This is a 'bastard' food waiting for death, if he wasn't familiar with the mountain road, hum, I wouldn't be looking for him." ”

Everyone agreed.

Professor Chen pinched a small cigarette, glanced around proudly, and then said: "That's it, let's wait and wait, that, a few Taoist leaders, you have worked hard all the way, and you are 'very' tired, and it is 'good' to bask in the sun here." As for me, 'fat' Yang, you go out with me and come back with some food. ”

Everyone has no problem with this.

Professor Chen got up, called 'Fat' Yang, and the two walked side by side towards the west of Tunzi.

I sat on the ground and basked in the sun with my head up. At this time, Xie Xuefeng and Zheng Hailun estimated that they didn't sleep well last night, and when the sun broke, sleepiness came up, and they actually fell asleep leaning against the wall.

At this moment, from the east, a sixteen or seventeen-year-old half-year-old boy came.

This kid was dressed as a standard rural child, and he also rode a broken pigeon bicycle, and when the car was ridden, except for the bell that did not ring, the whole body trembled.

Hula, hula, ride to our near.

He turned his head to look at us a few times, hula, hula, and rode into the distance.

But within thirty seconds of riding, the kid turned a corner and turned back.

When he got closer, he stretched his 'legs', put his toes on the ground to support the car, stretched out his neck, and said to us, "Do you see what's going on?" My family is an old spirit! ”

When I heard this, I was happy, and then I looked at Zhu Laodao. Lao Dao understood: "Your fairy, do you want money?" ”

The other party: "No, we don't want money from the fairies." You go to my house, put three pillars of incense on Xian'er, and kowtow a few times, but you have to be sincere, if you are not sincere, Xian'er will be guilty. ”

I see!

Lao Dao and I have a good idea.

What do these monsters rely on for their cultivation? Relying on the power of faith, as long as people believe in it, kowtow to it, it receives incense, and gradually it can become a climate!

"Okay, what's your name, what's your name?" Lao Dao and I got up.

The other party: "You can just call me Xiao Si'er!" What, what do you see? ”

Me: "Look, look at things." ”

"Okay, you have to give me the incense money first."

Belch......

I was stunned, and said in my heart, "Uncle you, just said that you don't want money, and you want incense money."

I tried to ask, "How much?" ”

Xiao Si'er: "The more incense you enter, the more spiritual the fairy will be." That, a pillar of incense 500! ”

What kind of market is this, who stipulated it, I went to Pan X Garden to find someone to approve a character, it seems that it will be at most 200 yuan in the year of breaking the flow, and this will cost 500 for a pillar of incense to Xian'er!

The old way is 'gloomy': "It's too expensive." ”

Xiao Si grinned: "No way, it was 100 the year before last, but now the price has risen, everything is expensive." ”

Lao Dao: "Then we won't look at it." ”

Xiao Si: "If you don't look at it, you can't do it, you have to watch it, otherwise, Xian'er will be guilty, go back and be unlucky, let the car hit and die, and my wife ran away with someone, don't blame me for not reminding you." ”

Vicious! It's really ruthless enough, and it's very charlatan.

Lao Dao squinted and smiled: "Master, I really don't want to live anymore!" I want to die! What's the matter. ”

Xiao Si: "It doesn't matter if you die, everyone you know has to die, and your whole family has to die." ”

I'll go!

As soon as I heard this, the fire arose, and I wanted to beat someone.

Lao Dao was calm, pulled me and said, "Okay, let's show you, that pillar is." ”

Little four: "At least three pillars, one pillar can only keep your family from dying, and you have to die by yourself." ”

Lao Dao hehe: "Okay, you lead the way." ”

Xiao Si: "Give the incense money first." ”

I'm speechless......

Then he took out his pocket, but fortunately he had a lot of cash in his pocket before, so he counted one thousand and a half and 'handed over' to the other party.

Little four: "Then you come with me." ”

Lao Dao turned around and made arrangements, so that Daoist Qi and the male and female couples, as well as Bai Da Scrape waited in place, and we went directly to Xiaosi to find Xian'er to see things.

The arrangement is complete, and the fourth child leads the way in front.

In this way, I walked more than 30 meters to the west, turned around, entered a small alley fork, and then walked more than 10 meters, and stopped in front of a family with red bricks and tiles.

Before arriving at the house, Xiao Si rolled out of the car, opened the big black iron 'door', and then shouted into the house: "Mom, someone is here to watch things." ”

After speaking, the little four carts entered the courtyard.

Zhu Lao Dao gave me a 'color' at this time and said, "Wait and see the opportunity, and take down this fairy first." Ask what we want to know and come back and look for a chance to do it! ”

I gritted my teeth and asked, "Civilized, or barbaric?" ”

Zhu Lao said, "Act when you have the opportunity, look at what kind of master that fairy is, no, you just use big teeth, you know." ”

"Understood!"

So far, I know that in this tun, there is not a fairy family. Moreover, none of these so-called immortals have a good thing.

Many places in Northeast China, including North China, have the tradition of offering money to protect the immortals.

The real family protector will not let you accept money from others, and will not let you do this or there. They are practicing with you.

What is spiritual practice? In fact, in the eyes of Baojiaxian, our formal production and life is a kind of cultivation.

Didn't they say it? Life is a practice, and this could not be more reasonable!

But what kind of immortal family here, a pillar of incense costs 500, and if you don't give it, you will harm people. Isn't this a youkai, or something?

With a decision in my heart, I went into the courtyard with Zhu Laodao.

This big yard is magnificent, very neatly tied, and the yard also has a large pot that receives satellite TV, and there is a solar water heater on the roof, which is too moisturizing these days.

Little Si'er, he was waiting for us at the 'door' at this time.

When we arrived, he opened the 'door' with a blank face and skillfully moved, and then said: "Let's talk about the rules, when you see Xian'er, you can't ask blindly, Sanzhuxiang, you can only ask three things." Also, what does Xian'er say, you can't talk back, you know? ”

I honestly replied, "Yes." ”

"Come in!"

Entering the house, the hall was neatly tied. Then, a middle-aged woman in her forties was sitting on a chair with her eyes closed, as if she was meditating.

However, this 'woman' person, I only glanced at it, and I felt that something was wrong.

She's skinny!

It's not just average, it's the kind of real skinny skinny. The two eyes are sunken in, and when you look at them coldly, they are two holes. In addition, this 'female' person is like a giant panda, with a circle around her eyes, all of which are pitch black.

Except for these, let's look at the Yin Hall.

That is, the position of the center of the two eyebrows, there, as if something had smashed a 'stick', not to mention the black and purple, they were all sunken.

Zhu Lao Dao entered the hall, he squinted at the 'woman', and then he 'twitched' his nose, and then, Lao Dao lowered his voice and said to me: "This is a dead man!" ”