Chapter 360: Poison Oath
Ji Xiaohe had a marriage dinner with Zhang Shuo's parents yesterday, and after reluctantly leaving Zhang Shuo, he made an appointment to accompany him to the hospital today to continue the infusion, who would have thought that he would meet Molly and Wen Jing so coincidentally.
Zhang Shuo accompanied Ji Xiaohe on a drip in the infusion room while chatting with her.
"Who the hell was that big sister just now? Why haven't I heard you mention it before? Zhang Shuo used a special tool to pry open the husk of a macadamia nut and feed it to Ji Xiaohe's mouth.
Ji Xiaohe chewed the nut, smiled at Zhang Shuo, and said: "Actually, I shouldn't call her my sister, he is actually my Uncle Zhao Yang's sister-in-law. ”
"What? Is he your aunt? No, he won't look like he's 30 years old! Could it be that your Uncle Zhao Yang's brother has found such a young wife? Zhang Shuo felt a little incredible.
Ji Xiaohe is not very familiar with Zhao Ze, and as for Molly, she only met at that dinner, so she doesn't know much about the specific situation.
"My mom didn't tell me too clearly, but the last time we had dinner together, Sister Molly was going to find me a job, let's go see her later, she also came here for a prenatal checkup." Ji Xiaohe said.
Zhang Shuo was a little surprised and said, "She's also pregnant!" Then her child is a generation older than ours in the womb! ”
"What's that? Do you still care about that? Seniority is a name, don't worry too much!
So let's assume that our children will grow up and marry Sister Molly's children in the future, then I ask you, how do their children judge their generation? Ji Xiaohe raised his head and looked at Zhang Shuo.
Zhang Shuo was stunned by Ji Xiaohe's words, and said, "What kind of strange assumption are you! If that's the case, wouldn't this generation be a mess! Impossible, impossible. ”
"What's impossible! It's definitely possible, isn't it? Besides, I'm just making an analogy, but it's definitely valid.
So, don't pay too much attention to these backups that are far away, what age is this, why are you so solidified! Ji Xiaohe poked Zhang Shuo's head with her little hand and said.
Zhang Shuo grabbed Ji Xiaohe's hand and said, "Don't make trouble, okay, you're still on a drip, why aren't you honest." I'm about to become a mother, why do I still look like a child. ”
"Yikes! I haven't done anything yet, and you're starting to dislike me! I'm still a child, if I hadn't been deceived by your bastard, how could I have been pregnant so early, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, you start to dislike me, dislike me! Ji Xiaohe was already starting to get angry, lying back in the chair, his head twisted to the side.
Zhang Shuo saw that his words made Ji Xiaohe angry, and hurriedly came over with a smile on his face, and said, "Oh, my baby, I didn't mean that!"
Okay, okay~~~ Don't be angry! I'm saying the wrong thing, okay! Zhang Shuo tapped Ji Xiaohe's armpit with his finger.
Ji Xiaohe's itchy flesh was pointed, and she curled up her legs all of a sudden, her body began to twist in the chair, and her mouth was screaming loudly.
The people who were on the drip next to them all began to look at the two of them, and even the nurse on duty came over, thinking that something was wrong!
Ji Xiaohe covered the back of his hand that was being pulled and said unhappily: "I blame you, I know that I am on a drip, and you want to mess with me, you see, you see, has the needle in my hand been pulled out?" ”
Zhang Shuo also knew that he had gone too far, so he hurriedly picked up Ji Xiaohe's hand and looked at it carefully.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that the tape is a little torn, and the needle is still there, it's still there, do you hurt?" Zhang Shuo pressed his hand on the back of Ji Xiaohe's hand.
"Of course it hurts, you are pulled with a needle, you don't hurt. You are a bad thing, you are all to blame, you are to blame! Ji Xiaohe used his other hand to beat Zhang Shuo's chest.
At this time, the nurse had already walked over, checked Ji Xiaohe's hand, and said, "This is the hospital, you two have to go home and make trouble!" Don't interfere with other people. ”
"I'm sorry, we must be careful, I'm really sorry to cause you trouble." Zhang Shuo hurriedly got up from the chair and said to the nurse with a smile.
Seeing that Zhang Shuo's tone was still very sincere, the nurse didn't say anything more and left them.
When the nurse left, Ji Xiaohe twisted Zhang Shuo's ear with his hand again and said, "Zhang Shuo, you listen to me, I haven't married you yet!" You're starting to dislike me, believe it or not, I'm not going to marry you. ”
Zhang Shuo's ears were twisted by Ji Xiaohe, but he didn't dare to shout, so he could only whisper to Ji Xiaohe for mercy.
"Oh my little ancestor, I don't dare, I didn't dare, I was wrong, I was wrong! You spread your hands first, it hurts! It really hurts! I will treat you two well in the future, you can put a hundred hearts! ”
Ji Xiaohe spread his hand, pointed at Zhang Shuo's nose and said, "No, you have to swear to me, if you break the oath, let you give birth to a child!" ”
As soon as Zhang Shuo heard Ji Xiaohe say this, his brows furrowed, and he said, "Let me swear anything, but why don't you make fun of children!"
Do you think this will work? Zhang Shuo raised his right hand, stretched out three fingers and said, "I swear to heaven now, if I make Ji Xiaohe angry again in the future, let me eat buns to death!" ”
When Ji Xiaohe heard Zhang Shuo's oath, he immediately laughed.
"What an oath you made! You have to die of beauty, and you still eat steamed buns to die! Why don't you say that you eat seafood to die! No, no, you have to send me a serious vow, this doesn't count! Don't count! ”
"Then what shall I say?" Zhang Shuo asked.
Ji Xiaohe pointed at Zhang Shuo again and said, "Are you still sincere?" Then I swore to let me say it, didn't I just force you to say it again! I didn't force you, it was all a voluntary oath you made, did I? ”
"Yes, yes, yes! I'll swear again! Zhang Shuo still raised his right hand, stretched out three fingers, and said: "I must be good to Ji Xiaohe and his wife in the future, and I will never dislike her. I can't ......"
Before Zhang Shuo's last two words were spoken, Ji Xiaohe's hand was already covering Zhang Shuo's mouth.
"Fool! I made you swear, and I didn't let you swear such a poisonous oath! I'm whoa, whoa! Hurry up and learn from me, say bah bah! ”
Zhang Shuo looked at Ji Xiaohe's serious appearance, and hurriedly said, "Bah, bah! ”