What happened to me yesterday was too bizarre, bumpy, and thrilling to be believed. It is no exaggeration to say that if I had said this, I would have accepted only one fate – to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

In our modern society, we will never allow such a thing to happen.

If it's fake, it will say that the person is a liar. If it is true, the message will be blocked by any means possible at all costs. If you can't block it? Then OK, the parties are all mentally ill!

In fact, it's not just us who do it, the United States, Europe, all of them!

Especially in Europe, in the long dark papal era, you can't mention science, you mention science and you will burn people to death. And now, you can't mention this, you mention this, you're going to be psychopathic.

The world is so interesting! It's fun! It's true......

Frankly, I don't know if the third child will die. It stands to reason that the third child looks like he is not awake, and I should be in a hurry. But on the contrary, I was light-hearted, completely devoid of the nervousness and uneasiness he had when he let the resentful corpse hold him at first.

Now, I can say that I am completely blind to this kind of mysterious, marginal, and latent things.

The only person who can help me is fake old man empty sperm.

Although this guy is a thief, a liar, and a fake old man, I know that he knows some of the things in it. In other words, there is still a place in the stomach!

Because of this, I coerced the false old way.

The reason is that if he doesn't follow me and doesn't help me, I will report to the official and accuse him of stealing precious cultural relics, pretending to be a Taoist priest, and swindling.

The fake old man agreed, didn't resist, didn't struggle.

Before leaving, we cleaned the battlefield, and the Thunderwood Sword and the clothes wrapped in the Dharma seal were found. The sword is good, not broken, not broken, just a little dirty, black whirring, and probably needs to be cleaned. His clothes were also stained with foul-smelling black water. It smelled arguably the most smelly thing I've ever smelled in my life.

Lao Dao and I carried the unconscious third child and staggered out of the construction site step by step.

After walking a long way down the street, there were no cars on either side of the road, so we found a place to rest. As a result, at five o'clock in the morning, there was another thunderstorm.

Thanks to this rain, the stench on us has been washed away a lot.

At about 5:30, we finally took a car and increased the price, and then they were willing to pull us.

I went directly to the third child's house, went to the house, settled him, I went to the kitchen, cooked two bowls of noodles, and beckoned the old man to eat together.

"He's an immortal, and this business has killed the old man." The fake old man sucked a bite of noodles.

I glanced at him: "Tell me, how did you get mixed up with Longhu Mountain, steal other people's things, and run around pretending to be a ghost......"

The fake old man was stunned for a moment, and sighed after finishing his work: "Brother, I won't hide it from you!" I'm a person, although I'm a little oily, but it's not very accurate to say that this is stealing. ”

I replied, "So what are you?" Is it to take advantage of people's inattention to keep it on their behalf? ”

The fake old man took a sip of noodle soup.

"Hey, that's a long story......"

It turned out that the fake old Taoist surname was Zhu, and his name was Zhu Rongshan! The name is very good, and it has a little bit of a touch with a certain god in ancient times.

Zhu Lao Dao's life is relatively bumpy, and he spent his childhood in Shennongjia. Later, his parents fell ill and died, and he went to Sichuan with his uncle.

Uncle Zhu Lao Dao is a standard god and is good at passing yin skills. Zhu Lao Dao is very interested in the ghost and god Taoism. But later, his uncle once gave someone a shade, and halfway through, he couldn't come back.

The family gave Zhu Laodao a sum of money, which was regarded as a personal accident loss. Zhu Lao Dao took the money and started his wandering career.

He has been to almost all the famous mountains and rivers, and he has also been to Tibet and the Tianshan Mountains. Near, Sichuan, he almost entered the Taoist temple. In his words, the behavior of this thing was like a demon for a while, and he wanted to find a master, learn a skill, and go to the underworld to get his uncle back.

In this way, it is more than ten years, and I wish Lao Dao has learned some real skills. Then last year, he went to Longhu Mountain, halfway up the mountain, and saw a small broken Taoist temple.

He thought it was a deserted place, but he met a middle-aged man inside.

The man was in a bad condition, his face was yellow, and he vomited blood from time to time. Zhu Lao Dao wandered the rivers and lakes and knew some ways to treat him, so he looked around for medicine and found some herbs to treat the man's injuries.

After three days like this, I wish Lao Dao cured the man. The man said that he was a Taoist priest, but he refused to preach the sermon number and name, and only said that he was related to Zhu Lao Dao. Then the other party taught Zhu Lao Dao the basic drawing technique.

That's it, a pair of good 'friends' lived in the mountains for more than half a year.

One day half a year later, Zhu Lao Dao went down the mountain to buy rice and came back, cooked dinner in the evening, and waited for the middle-aged man to come back for dinner.

This wait is half a month.

Zhu Lao Dao saw that his good 'base friend' did not come back, gritted his teeth, and easily left the other party in the Taoist temple's seal, rune paper, Lei Mu sword, as well as the painting of the talisman, Zhu Yan, rune pen, cinnabar, rune paper all put into his pocket, and then packed up the small Taoist temple, left a book, explaining where to go, and then waved the teacher to the capital alone.

According to Zhu Laodao, the capital is an imperial city shrouded in atmospheric luck, so although the air is not very good, there are very few evil cults. So, for a time, he didn't have much business.

Eating is important, and I didn't recruit Zhu Lao Dao to go to the suburbs again.

Then, he took a few orders of business, which was nothing more than a reply, a vicious little business, and the only troublesome one was the little devil. Zhu Lao Dao used a 'Five Thunder Talisman' to disperse the evil imp!

I have to admit that Zhu Lao Dao is extremely mysterious, and it is basically very similar to the novels written by the great gods.

I have reservations about what happened last night, but I don't really believe in Zhu Laodao.

"Since you know talismans, why don't you draw Dao talismans and help my friend?" I picked a noodle and looked up.

Zhu Lao Dao took a sip of noodle soup: "Little brother, you don't know, this talisman is not something that can be drawn if you want to." ”

I gestured and said, "Then I'll see ......."

Zhu Lao Dao grabbed the words: "This thing is a thing that communicates the yin and yang mana of heaven and earth." Tsk, this, ordinary people and countrymen, but whenever they are sick, there is a doctor's wish, and those charms are all ghost charms. It can heal some ordinary ghosts possessed, haunted by bumpers, yellow skins, little fox spirits or something. ”

I listened carefully......

Zhu Laodao stretched out his hand and took out a cigarette, lit it, took a puff, smacked his mouth a few times and said, "But if you encounter something terrible, such as this corpse!" Resentful corpses! And the hungry ghosts! Ghost King! Demon Chong! Wait for these evil things that have Dao Xing and mana, those ghost talismans, they are not easy to use, you have to use real Dao talismans! ”

Next, Zhu Lao Dao told me that not everyone can draw Dao talismans, first of all, this person put aside the Taoist saying that there must be a Taoist foundation, and the basic 'foundation building' training must be completed. can 'go out of the gods' very smoothly, and this god is not a yin god, but a yang god!

In addition, before drawing the talisman, it is necessary to place the incense case, knock the teeth and pinch the trick, walk the 'five elements of detachment', recite the mantra of purification, and then burn the incense on the chapter and recite the mantra. Finally, close your eyes and receive divine power. At this step, you can hold the pen, dip the prepared Zhu Yan in the prepared cinnabar, and then mention the rune pen and write the rune on the rune paper.

In this process, the rune paper, vermilion inkstone, rune pen, and cinnabar used are not the kind bought on the market, but authentic things that have received 'little spirit'.

Finally, Zhu Lao Dao said that the above is only to be done in the process of drawing Taoist talismans, and before that, you have to fast, bathe, meditate and keep your mind, and you have to do at least seven days of work before you can open the altar and draw talismans.

After the talisman is completed, the role of the talisman must match the thing requested. For example, you want to kill a hungry ghost. You have to make this clear in the process of burning incense. After you finished drawing this talisman, you will eventually have to use it on the hungry ghost.

If you do something else, then I'm sorry, not only does it not work. In the end, those who cast and draw talismans will be damned!

I paused: "What's the matter, is it thunderbolted?" ”

Zhu Lao Dao snorted coldly: "God is reluctant to let his heavenly thunder slash you, when the time comes, life and death will be thin, either you will die of heartache, or you will die of brain hemorrhage." Silently, in the blink of an eye, people are gone! ”

I shuddered.

I wish the old man proud, whew, and spit out an evil little smoke ring.

Just then, my phone rang.

Pick it up and take a look.

Well, a string of '#' characters.