Chapter 92: A Joke

The sky was covered by tens of thousands of bats, but in the castle on the other side, people did not notice this strangeness, and they were all attracted by the embarrassing scene in front of them.

Bruce Wayne and the Joker sat side by side against the wall.

Needless to say, the clown's muscles had not been moved for decades, and had long since shrunk to the point where he could barely stand up, and he could only be paralyzed in a wheelchair.

Bruce Wayne, on the other hand, was still mentally weak because of the recent encounter with sin, and he could only barely stay sitting by leaning against the wall.

Therefore, these two old enemies who would definitely be beaten and beaten with hammers and belts when they met in the past can only sit quietly and do nothing at this moment.

After a long time, it is estimated that Batman felt that it was too embarrassing to sit like this, so he chose to speak first to break the silent scene.

I said...... I heard you're dead, how did you come back to life? ”

"Hi!! Hahahaβ€”β€”β€” you speak first, you lose! As soon as the clown heard Bruce speak, the thief immediately shouted excitedly.

Wayne looked uncomfortable: "I didn't let go of you first, this is not a husband and wife quarrel!" ”

"What? Not a husband and wife quarrel? The clown looked shocked: "Counting the time, I thought the two of us had even passed the seven-year itch." ”

"I haven't known you that long, I'm just 25 years old, I've only known you for less than two years in my plane, and you haven't talked so much in my plane!" Bruce said almost in a roar.

"Okay, okay~" The clown looked helpless, just like coaxing a child, nodding his head: "It's only been two years, but it's not bad, at least you still have a freshness for me, you know, in order to maintain this freshness, I have to come up with some new ideas every once in a while to attract your attention, robbing a bank or something is too old-fashioned, bombs, poison gas, and even I imagined kidnapping the Justice League..... Oh, by the way, you haven't made this kind of 'playhouse' group in your plane. ”

"Alright, shut up, bastard!" Bruce couldn't stand it and shouted, "I'm asking you a question, don't you deserve to die!" ”

"It's really dead, it's you or something, but the group of people outside the door has brought me to life again, oh, I forgot to say thank you, I should send them some gifts when I find time."

"Nobody wants to receive a gift from you...... And, it wasn't me who killed you, but the madman in the Batcave, and by the way, there are at least 80 Batmen in the Batcave right now, and if you like playing with Batman, I can propose to throw you into the Batcave, and they must be happy. ”

"No, no, no~" The clown hurriedly said: "Those little bats are all crazy, the kind that has been broken, and the toys that have been broken are meaningless, speaking of which, now I like you more." ”

"It's disgusting, you should pray that you recover faster than I do, or I promise to break your leg first as long as I can move first."

"Oh~ you're rude, but I like ......"

"......" now Bruce knows why no matter which version of himself sees the clown, he goes up and beats him up, because it's so uncomfortable to argue with this guy.

At this moment, the door to the room suddenly opened, and Hannibal came in.

"Hey, I didn't disturb the two-person world of the two of you." He said lightly.

"Nope!"

"A little bit!"

The Joker and Bruce shouted in unison.

Hannibal nodded, "Well, I can apologize to you, but I think you should come and see, Harley. Quinn has woken up. ”

"Oh, is that little sweetheart awake?" The clown's attention was immediately taken away again: "I really love that chick to death, she was about to shoot me with a gun, hehehe, that must feel great." ”

As he spoke, the clown immediately struggled, straightened his body, and then turned the wheel of the wheelchair with all his strength, and moved forward with a sluggling force.

"What's wrong with Quinn?" Bruce asked.

"Just now these children made a resurrection sacrifice ceremony, the sacrifice is Harley Quinn, but Quinn is lucky not to die, of course, she still paid some price, such as memory ......"

"Memory? Is Quinn amnesia? ”

"Yes, uh...... You might as well come and take a look, and meet some old friends can help you recover your memory. Hannibal said, and walked over to pick up Bruce.

"It's crazy, I just got into a fight with the Joker, and now I'm going to have to go over and help Harley Quinn get her memories back......" Wayne muttered as he walked out of the room with Hannibal.

On the other side of the hallway, there was another room, Hannibal pushed the door open and entered, Wayne found everyone in the room gathered together, with a sad face, and on the other side of the bed, Quinn was cowering in the corner and looking at the other side, looking terrified.

As soon as Wayne and Hannibal walked in, Quinn immediately burst into another scream.

"Stay away from me! You crazy people!! ”

Wayne looked at him with a strange face: "Huh...... I never thought that one day Quinn would call someone crazy. ”

"I didn't think about it, come over quickly, people who have just woken up can't be stimulated too much." Ziliang was very depressed and beckoned to his side: "By the way, Hannibal, can't you make her quieter?" ”

"Of course not, although she signaled, she is still the carrier of the shards of sin, and I can't do anything about her...... Well, it would be fine if she could count the sheep with me, but apparently she didn't want to listen to me. ”

"Heyβ€”it's so hard, just watching her cower in a corner? Can you get her to cooperate. ”

That's when ......

The clown pushed his wheelchair forward.

"Would you like to hear a joke?"

"I don't want to! Stay away from me, oh my god, your face is so ugly! ”

"My face?? Oh yes, I thought of a joke about a clown. ”

He ignored Quinn's look of horror and disgust, and said to himself.

The joke goes like this:

One day, a man went to the doctor and he said he was depressed, that life seemed unforgiving and cruel, that he felt lonely in this threatening world.

After a detailed examination, the doctor found that there was nothing wrong with the man's body, so the doctor advised him to rest more and go to see a circus show.

"The circus that just came to town, their performances are wonderful, especially that clown, he is very good, he will definitely make you laugh and make you forget your troubles."

But as he spoke, the man suddenly burst into tears: "But doctor, I am the clown." ”

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